The show talked about the top peanut butter brands in the country and they think it is crazy when Dave knows one of the jingles, from forty years ago, off the top of his head.
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00:00today is national peanut butter day oh that's a good day a day that i can't celebrate but good
00:10for you guys a new survey asked the biggest peanut butter question of all are you a chunky
00:15or smooth person smooth smooth i like chunky i never i never get it i mean i love smooth too
00:25but boy i do like chunky there's chunky in my uh cabinet now well there's both but i don't know
00:31i prefer smooth um you guys are in the majority 72 prefer smooth but men are more likely to prefer
00:37chunky than women as for the favorite brands jiff is number one skippy is number two peter pan
00:45is number three peter pan's been getting his ass kicked for years he had that jingle how did that
00:50jingle not work there was a jingle picky people pick peter pan peanut butter it's a peanut butter
00:55picky people pick jesus christ he knows every jingle there is
00:58that's a brilliant knowledge of oh my god
01:03the fact that it rolled it's a tongue twister and it rolled right off his tongue like rain man
01:11oh my god like honestly you are you're the rain man 1979 makes perfect sense
01:20i remember that jingle i know but i could have said it off the top of my head though
01:30yeah you couldn't have sang it i just heard it 14 seconds ago and here's me trying to recite it
01:36picky peanut butter people pick picky people pick peter pan peanut butter is a peanut butter
01:42pick people pick pickled peppers the fact that you know that and can it just rolls off your tongue
01:48is honestly like uh it's crazy 752 matchsticks
01:52definitely definitely 752 matchsticks
01:56definitely picky people definitely picky people pick peter pan
02:00definitely definitely you know like it's this amazing
02:05skill with no real use no i know it's horrible
02:09picky people pick peter pan peanut butter
02:11picky people pick peter pan peanut butter
02:14picky people pick
02:15picky people pick peter pan peanut butter
02:19picky people pick peter pan peanut butter
02:19and this they show you how exactly how hard it is to say
02:23and dave was like peter pan pick peter pan
02:25You're the jingle man.
02:38No, between 1978 and 1983, there is a whole wrinkle in Dave's brain that's just full of him.
02:49He redetermined he was sitting in front of the TV while his parents were banging and smoking wings.
02:55They were having a good time, and you were watching TV.
02:58We've dubbed him the apples and cinnamon years.
03:01And he remembers every jingle from that time.
03:04So weird.
03:05Like, how many times, guys, seriously, just how many times would Dave have had to have seen that commercial for it to have bled in so that 40 years later he could just let it ring?
03:21And, like, how entrenched is that in your mind?
03:25I don't know, Chuck.
03:26I don't know.
03:27It was right there.
03:28Literally right there.
03:29Like, I have a Peter Pan tab.
03:31Yeah.
03:32And it's the third best peanut butter.
03:34You know what I mean?
03:35It really is.
03:36It really is.
03:37Right.
03:37And I couldn't even eat it.
03:38Skippy beats it.
03:39I couldn't even eat it.
03:40That's another strange thing.
03:41Yeah.
03:41I can't eat peanut butter.
03:43You can't.
03:44No.
03:45What?
03:46But picky people pick Peter Pan peanut butter.
03:48It's a peanut butter.
03:48Picky people pick.
03:49It's been in there forever.
03:51Hmm.
03:52Well, goddamn.
03:53I don't know.
03:54I can't explain it.
03:55It does terrify me.
03:55700 is.
03:57752 matchsticks.
03:59752 matchsticks.
04:03I'm Jingle Rain Man.
04:04You are.
04:06But the worst part of it all is that they will just pop up.
04:11Like, right now, it's that Shasta.
04:13I've switched to Shasta.
04:14I want to pop, pop.
04:16I want to Shasta.
04:17So Shasta's been in there for a while.
04:19Oh, my God.
04:19Shasta's been in there for about 37 years, I think.
04:22But that's the one lately that's been around?
04:25It just came in right now.
04:26Yeah.
04:26It just moves on to the next one.
04:29You know?
04:29It just moves on to the next one.
04:32Shasta.
04:32Definitely Shasta.
04:34Definitely Shasta.
04:36I want to pop, pop, pop.
04:38Don't give me that so, so soda.
04:40The same old roller.
04:42I want to rock and roller.
04:43I want to pop, pop, pop.
04:45I want to Shasta.
04:48Once again, a pop that I don't believe I had ever even heard of.
04:52No.
04:52And I've never tried in my life.
04:54No.
04:55And some of these are all products I love.
04:57No.
04:57No.
04:58Yeah.
04:58You know what?
04:59I kept thinking, like, my brain was telling me Shasta was Fanta.
05:02No.
05:03And it's not.
05:04Totally different.
05:05Shasta's all pop I didn't even know existed.
05:08Yep.
05:09Shasta.
05:10Shasta.
05:10Shasta.
05:11Shasta.
05:12Shasta.
05:12Tell you that twice.
05:13Shasta.
05:13Shasta.
05:14Who knows, guys?
05:15Yeah, I've got a lot of problems.
05:16I understand that.
05:17I made peace with it.
05:18Whatever.
05:18I made peace with it.
05:19Whatever.
05:20Move on.
05:21If I don't make peace with it, I'd terrify myself.
05:22There's only one jingle that it'll...
05:24Peter Pan, peanut butter.
05:26Definitely.
05:27Shasta.
05:29I want to definitely pop a Shasta.
05:29I want to definitely pop a Shasta.
05:31752 matchsticks.
05:33Shasta.
05:34Shasta.
05:35I want to definitely pop a Shasta.
05:37They're like, Jeff!
05:38Keep it quiet!
05:41We're smoking weed in here!
05:44I'm holding cinnamon!
05:45I'm holding cinnamon, apples and cinnamon, apples and cinnamon, apples and cinnamon!
05:48My parents are up to no good.
05:50Put me in front of the TV.
05:51Maybe Jingle ReMal.
05:52He was loud to cover up.
05:54Pop, pop, pop!
05:58God damn it.
06:00That's terrible.
06:01All right.