Dave & Chuck the Freak are faced with a letter-filled riddle this morning when discussing female listener's sexual bucket lists.
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00:00what's on your sex bucket list is kind of out of the ordinary one eight five five nine five four
00:09six nine six nine this woman wants a d in the v with her mouth on the c
00:14why does she call one a d and one a c both the same thing right
00:20no rhymes with oh scratchy scratchy one wow or the well she should have but she says v she wants a d in
00:34the v with a mouth on the c yeah she could have said p she could have said v d in the v with a
00:39mouth on the v it's really that's how she's using it because what is a c who's on first this is our
00:47version of who's on first i don't know c or a rock or the rhymes with rock yeah right text back and
00:56clarify yeah can you just spell all the words out for us not just the first letters if you're the
01:01lady that wants a d in the v with a mouth on the c what do you mean d in the v with the mouth on the
01:07c because there's c words for both and there's p words for both yes true and if you think you used
01:14one in one context you'd use it in the other she already uses d and v right that's what why wouldn't
01:19she use it one of those letters again if that's what she's referring to right if it was a d in the
01:24v with her mouth on a d then i would have been fine or a d in the v with my mouth on a v got it oh yeah
01:30but she just threw us for a loop with that c let's see what the hell is the c i mean she could mean
01:35the the um rhymes with slitoris that's what i thought she meant right that's what i then that's
01:42a different c that's a different thing it's quite a puzzle you've given us madam quite a puzzle
01:48we need to get to the bottom of it if you're d in the v mouth on the c lady text us back do you
01:55think she meant a mouth on her own c with the oh god i'd hate to be that someone's telling me
02:01there's a d in the v and then i gotta go there oh no no no no no no no it'd be hitting you in the face
02:16no no no i'm gonna be real close you take it easy while i'm down there you understand me listen
02:22pal this is the dave and chuck the freak abc's though really
02:28we'll be getting smoked no come on you can't dude come on fella uh this woman
02:38Easy fella, easy
02:41Oh, she did mean
02:42Word that rhymes with
02:44Bit
02:45C word that rhymes with bit
02:48So her mouth on it?
02:50I don't think so, I think what I'm talking about
02:53No, no, she wants her mouth
02:55I believe
02:56Again, we need more clarification
02:58She wants a D in her V
03:02With her mouth on a C
03:03I think she wants a D
03:05On her C
03:08With a D
03:10Yeah
03:11Bird's eye view with a subway train
03:14The tram
03:18The drill
03:21I'm just trying to think of any position
03:24You could be in
03:25Chuck, no, it'd be like that bottle
03:28That's what I'm saying
03:29She'd have to be on top
03:30And then the dude
03:32Another dude going
03:34That's what I'm saying
03:36I guess you'd have to
03:37I don't know how you could even get it done
03:41You can't even get it done
03:42Either way
03:43Unless it's a lady mouth
03:44Yeah, it could be a woman
03:46Oh, but should she
03:48No, I don't know
03:49Yeah, she is
03:50It could be a lady mouth
03:51It could be a lady mouth
03:53Let's hope it's a lady mouth
03:54I hope
03:54Because if it's a man mouth
03:55I can't even imagine being in that
03:57I've never seen that
03:58I've never seen that scenario
04:00That's crazy
04:01It could be a man mouth
04:06On the C
04:07Just
04:08Get hit with it
04:09Never seen it
04:10Reverse cowgirl
04:11It's probably lady mouth
04:12Somebody
04:13It has to be
04:14Oh, that's great
04:15That's great
04:15You're still getting balls on the chin
04:17Yeah, you are
04:18You sure are
04:20Still getting balls on the chin
04:21It's not a sentence you want to hear
04:23For most people
04:24Your balls are going to feel this beard
04:26Oh, wow
04:28You've got to be real close with someone
04:29Real close
04:31Oh, man, I don't know
04:32To make that happen for someone
04:33It might be better to be perfect strangers
04:35I guess
04:37You're right
04:37Never have to see them again
04:38I know I'm going in
04:39And I won't remember you when we go out
04:41Yeah
04:41For what we're going to do
04:43Anonymity is best
04:44Okay, all right
04:46Seriously
04:46Way too much demonstration happening here in the studio
04:49But
04:50Thank you, madam
04:51For clearing
04:52That was like a
04:53Like a test question
04:54It was
04:56Like if a D in the C
04:57Is traveling at 40 miles an hour
04:59From
04:59That's how you can tell
05:00How bad
05:01Like how low our IQs were
05:02Right
05:03Oh, God
05:06Did you hear them handle that D in the V?
05:08There's many possible
05:09Different explanations there
05:11There really is
05:11Rubik's Cube of sexual needs
05:12Glad we got it cleared up
05:13It would have bugged us forever
05:15Is it clear?
05:16It's not totally clear
05:16It's not fully clear
05:18She said
05:18Yeah, we don't know
05:20No
05:20We don't know
05:21Whose mouth is on the C
05:22It doesn't have to be another dude
05:24She texted one more time
05:25Okay
05:26So it is hers, though
05:27It is her
05:28It is hers
05:29As long as they're being pleasured
05:30She wants a D in her V
05:32And a mouth on her C
05:34And it can be a man or a woman
05:36Yep
05:36Whose mouth
05:37Good luck with that one
05:39She should get one of those chin-dos
05:40Yeah
05:42A chin-do
05:44Would work great for her
05:45It would
05:47That's what she's wanting
05:48Yeah
05:48That is what she's wanting
05:50She just put a sex worker out of a job, Andy
05:52Yeah
05:52Yeah, it's true
05:54Huh
05:55Alright, so ladies, we're asking
05:57After we've cleared up that little letter mystery
05:59Man, that's
05:59Took a lot out of me
06:01That was quite the riddle
06:02Today's Dave and Chuck the Freak
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