Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to listeners about times they were stood up on dates or when they might have left people hanging themselves.
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00:00according to a new survey 69 percent of people say they've never stood anyone up on a date
00:1014 percent have done it once and seven percent have done it many times anyone in this room
00:17stood someone up on a date no i never have no i mean someone wanted to date me yeah nope
00:24i'll be there six minutes early i wonder if it happens more though in today's day and age
00:34meaning that you know because it's hookups not dates right it's hookups and that's you're like
00:38at the second you're like i don't know her picture looked funky i'm not sure yeah i think also now
00:43generally you have an idea of what you're getting into yeah uh spoon has a comment here spoon you're
00:48on with dave and chuck the freak you ever stood someone up on a date i need to blow my lord
00:53i need to blow my loop yes hey no man it wasn't me but listen it's a co-worker and oh my god he
01:00he drove he rented a car he drove from detroit to lansing to pick this girl up he wanted to bring
01:07her down and show her off to all these all his friends he drove all the way up there she never
01:13opened the door oh no no that sucks no and he's been calling and texting oh and when he told me
01:21about it which was just yesterday which is funny that you guys are bringing this up
01:24you could hear the sorrow in his voice like you know what i remember i was telling you
01:29oh girl was really into me and she just stood me up i ain't heard from her i was like
01:34spoon he was probably catfished it's probably a dude or something oh no james used to do this
01:39listen he got wide like childbearing hips he's a funny looking guy
01:45so she got a gander she got a gander and just uh locked the door i've never heard that said about
01:55a man he's got a lot of childbearing hips she's probably seen him walking up the walkway or
02:02something like oh hell no
02:04oh god but hey but the bad part is he said he's been calling and texting they talk every day
02:15she won't respond to nothing then he goes man did not see the bitch posting on facebook i know
02:21she's still alive i'm like oh yes oh that poor guy oh that's terrible she just got a gander of his
02:30hips yeah his hips that was it that was all she wrote all right thanks for calling in spoon you
02:37have a good day i know she's still alive those wide man bearing hips childbearing hips god that's
02:45crazy so she probably had no idea like maybe he did the same kind of angles well that's probably
02:49he was all you know upper torso yeah yeah he's hiding his hips um chris good morning
02:55how you doing we're doing okay man what's your comment so i was on this app years ago and i ended
03:06up meeting up uh meeting some chick uh you know she's nice everything like that she had a nice body
03:11and everything on the picture so i decided to meet up with her in person it was around summertime
03:15she had a winter coat so as i'm walking up to her i kind of find that strange she had her right arm
03:21in her coat pocket so when i got up to her um i tried to like give her a hug when she pulled that
03:28arm out it was like the last thing she tried to do was like point to herself and like time froze
03:33the arm was like stuck like facing her so i told her i was like hey listen i'm gonna grab something to
03:38drink real quick you want something to drink she's like yeah give me your water i i bet i
03:44last thing she told me oh you just chatted she had a she had a crooked
03:50she had a crook arm like a frozen in time arm don't hide it in your winter coat like i'm so
03:58suspicious what are you it's a summer day you're wearing a winter coat and one arm tucked in
04:02it is weird oh what's going on over there everything okay under that what's going on
04:07under your winter coat what's the status with that arm just a heads up my arm is crook
04:12and pointing at me and it doesn't move that's bad it is bad but what are you supposed to say are
04:21you supposed to just put it out there just put it out there right you should you just gotta put it
04:25out there right out of the gate what do you say so i i contact you and in the first you're like
04:30look it's summertime and i wear a winter coat because my arm is stuck oh man i'm busy tonight
04:37i mean it's just i thought we had something oh
04:43uh jenny's with us hey jenny good morning how are you some dudes hey good morning how are you
04:50doing okay we're talking about uh people being stood up on dates
04:54right so i wasn't stood up um i kind of wish i was though so i was set up on a double date with
05:03my friend and her boyfriend they were setting me up with the boyfriend's friend and my date was up to
05:09my boob and i just like and and the fact that he looked like my little cousin at that i just i i was
05:18freaking out my friends had a look on my face and i'm like yeah uh she gave you no heads up
05:25that's a bad friend that's a bad friend but like she gave you no heads up like this guy's up to your
05:30boobs and she met him she knew him he knew him that's my i'm going to kill you in your sleep
05:38i just bared through it i drank a lot
05:40and um i figured he would be freaked out freaked out too but like near the end he texted me from
05:48when he went to the restroom and told me to meet him over there oh what a ball
05:52little leprechaun yeah he is yeah he is well you haven't left yet yeah i don't know i'm under
06:00the table i guess you like that sort of thing i don't know all right thanks jenny meet me in the ball pit
06:06meet me under the table yeah i'll be standing up straight yeah i'm standing under here i'll be
06:14hiding here in a roller skate yeah i'm like inside the roller skate yeah i'm in the shoe
06:18i live in a shoe home jackass friend that does that to you though right that's that way come on my
06:26home's an army boot yeah