The oldest woman in the world has had a miserable life. Lisa wants to adopt her and lavish her with spa treatments, designer accessories and a life free of wolves.
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00:00there is a woman who is apparently the world's oldest living person
00:09and she says she has hated every day of her life wow that's terrible so do you think she just
00:16doesn't remember any good times anymore she's had so many bad days now that the good times are just
00:23gone she's um a chechen woman named now now it's coming into focus okay uh her name is koku
00:31istambulova every day so bad from beginning my first memory is of walk on street where wolves
00:44ate my brother she's 128 now oh my god that's too old guys my friends have been dead for 75 years
00:51she's the oldest person on earth but older than anyone on record in recent history yeah here's
00:58why she hated every minute of her life she says and i quote i have not had a single happy day in my
01:03life i've never had happy day 128 years of never happy every day go to sleep wish death i've always
01:12never tired digging in gardens i'm tired everything hurt for many many day i push a plow i pull the plow
01:21i dig the pits 28 years ago i was 100
01:26listen that's nuts dude 28 years ago you're a hundred they asked her of course what's the secret
01:36to your longevity koku the misery yeah basically she said it was god's will i didn't make anything
01:43happen long life is not a god gift for me it's a punishment every day i sleep outside hoping pack of
01:50wolves come and rip me asunder i watch them rip other people asunder every time not me no what's
01:58her life lesson she doesn't have one oh she said looking back at my unhappy life i wish i had died
02:03young 78 years ago i was i'm going to adopt her you are yeah lisa just adopted 129 year old
02:12yeah it's crazy lisa what you got is that koku with you hello i am lisa's daughter
02:18you got adopted by lisa i did i my life is very very good now what's that what is that an eye patch
02:26it is it's a bruising i had lots of uh wounds yeah but those are some nice boots koku of course
02:34i listen i tell you nothing like this ever happened to me i'm so happy you're happy i am so happy i i spend
02:44my days in the pool lisa takes me to her very very very young grandmother's house
02:53where we talk all day and do cool things i'm in a bikini oh my first bikini
03:02is that a kate spade purse you have it is this kate spade it is kate spade i have a designer
03:13shades
03:14everything about me is cool your nails are done
03:19look at me oh he's so pretty look good those hands look good check out these long toenails
03:25oh good put the boots back on put the boots back on put the boots back on
03:28they're painted i like them long
03:31no
03:32to defend in case you have to kick a wolf
03:35lisa adopts a 128 year old woman by the way she's going to be 129 just a couple of days
03:41well you know what happened after i adopted her she died
03:43you guys didn't let me get there you didn't let me get there because that's exactly where
03:48this was about to end because i was about to be like i'm so happy
03:52koku oh koku
03:56koku no lisa
04:01koku just took her last breath
04:05oh she died in her sweet little boots
04:07no she's still dying i think koku's still with us
04:10koku
04:11koku
04:12koku
04:13koku
04:14oh
04:15oh she's back
04:18oh she's back
04:19that's just a flam
04:20that flam was from 1978
04:22koku listen lisa's gonna take you to see her doctor doctor awesome
04:25he'll take care of you
04:27i love doctor awesome he has taken all of pain away
04:30yeah
04:31it's uh tough to be a so old 128 with forgetting around but he gave me magic sticks of weed
04:38well see koku that's why you should hang out with andy and his friends
04:41oh yeah yeah i'll party with you koku
04:43i can't be hanging out with koku
04:45can you take her for the night andy
04:47no she'll die for sure on my watch lisa
04:49andy killed koku
04:51i got that on my hands
04:53i got a dead
04:55128 year old woman in designer boots
04:58i gotta
04:59i gotta deal with
05:01koku are you alright
05:04she's doing it again lisa
05:06she's doing it
05:07koku
05:08koku
05:09koku
05:10oh god just more flam huh
05:11lisa don't ever leave me with big man ever again
05:14he didn't pay any attention
05:16forgot about me
05:17yeah you would leave her somewhere
05:18yeah
05:19give me
05:20lisa
05:21oh god i forgot koku
05:23i don't
05:24i went to the store with her
05:25and
05:26you lost koku
05:27god damn it i think i left her there
05:29we gotta go back for koku
05:30i told you lose koku
05:31she went off on her own babbling something about wolves in 1931 when she was 85 years old
05:38i can't take koku
05:39she said this um
05:40what would you do with koku
05:43no legitimately
05:44i would watch koku the reality show
05:46take she's never had a happy day
05:48in her life
05:49she'd go to the spa for sure
05:51spa day
05:52mm
05:53you think she'd like a spa day
05:54i don't know what she would like
05:55i don't know either
05:56does she know she doesn't know what she would like
05:57plant potatoes
05:58we'll try everything
05:59take her to the zoo
06:00what she would like
06:01is
06:02plain oatmeal
06:05it's all i can handle
06:08koku
06:09stay tuned for the newest reality show lisa and koku
06:12it would be a hit
06:13it would be a huge hit
06:14i