Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a very bizarre Instagram live video of Lindsay Lohan being punched by a woman in Russia after she attempted to take her kids off the street.
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00:00All right, Lindsay Lohan is in a bizarre place right now, like literally and figuratively.
00:10She live-streamed herself from Russia, being punched by a homeless woman after she tried
00:19to take that woman's children.
00:24Lindsay Lohan is like Wolf.
00:26She take your child in the middle of the day.
00:29And listen, three things in Russia you must worry about.
00:31Deadly Snow, Wolf, and child-stealing Lindsay Lohan.
00:36Yes, of course.
00:37She'll take your children.
00:38She come at night and then she snatch.
00:43She snatch your kids.
00:46Their kids are like, you're not a very good boy today, Lindsay Lohan, come at night and snatch and grab you.
00:52They're like sitting around, you know, at night at the campfire.
00:57You know, they're like, scary Lindsay Lohan will come.
01:02Not Lindsay Lohan.
01:03That's right.
01:04You listen.
01:05If you make a lot of noise at night and wake up dead, Lindsay Lohan comes and steal your kid.
01:11No!
01:12And kill you.
01:13I think I hear her.
01:15The sound of Lindsay Lohan.
01:17Listen, you can hear her do cocaine.
01:18You hear the slurking and the sniffing?
01:22Here she comes.
01:24What a horrible Russian nursery rhyme.
01:27Someone with a runny nose.
01:28Sniff, sniff, disappear.
01:33So here it's complicated and weird, but let me try and break it down quickly before I play the video for you.
01:38Lindsay was in Moscow.
01:40She came across a homeless family.
01:41Two adults, two young boys.
01:43She got out of her car and confronted them as she was streaming live on Instagram.
01:47Who is this bitch?
01:49She claimed they were Syrian refugees, and at first she was being nice and offering them help.
01:54Then she tried to lure the kids back to her hotel to watch movies.
01:58What?
01:59She talked to the family in both Arabic and English, and then when she spoke in English, it's that weird accent she's been using lately.
02:05I can't make it out.
02:07The family was not interested in Lindsay Lohan's help.
02:11She kept following them.
02:12At one point, she tried to physically grab the kids away from the parents, and that's when the mother punched Lindsay in the face.
02:18Well, yeah, she's trying to take your kid, you know.
02:22Here's a little taste of the video here that we put up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
02:26Hey, everyone.
02:27I just want to show you a family that I met.
02:30That's a Syrian refugee family.
02:33She pasted?
02:34Yeah.
02:34I'm going to answer this to them, and they really need help.
02:46Tell me your story so I can help you.
02:49Look what's happening.
02:49That was a computer issue there.
02:51Here we go.
02:52Dave, I don't trust Dave.
02:54Give me your hand.
02:56Give me your hand.
02:57Hey, is that coming up on the couch?
02:59That's when the mother hits her across the face.
03:01There we go.
03:01Yep.
03:02Yep.
03:03Woo!
03:04That's Lindsay screaming in pain.
03:07Luckily, the drugs...
03:09I'm like, I'm so hungry.
03:13Why did you try to...
03:15I'm like, I'm so scared.
03:18Get back in your car, you crazy.
03:21She's embarrassing to America.
03:23Like, that's embarrassing.
03:26Stop it.
03:26I thought that Steven Seagal being here was a bad idea, but now I realize Lindsay Lohan
03:33is worse than Steven Seagal.
03:36What I know about America?
03:38Yeah.
03:39I know Lindsay Lohan tried to take children.
03:41She does.
03:42She does.
03:42And when you see her, if you punch her straight in the face, she will cry and she will scream
03:48and go back into her Mercedes-Benz.
03:52Like shark, you punch her nose and she'll go away.
03:56That's right.
03:56Never give up.
03:57Do you fight to the death if Lindsay Lohan has got you in her grips?
04:03She snatches you.
04:04She does.
04:05She will try.
04:06You take a rock and smash.
04:08Someone says, if you look in the mirror and say, Lindsay Lohan, three times she'll appear.
04:11Lindsay Lohan!
04:12Lindsay Lohan!
04:12Lindsay Lohan!
04:13You are crazy for just doing that.
04:16Don't say it.
04:17Off the drugs.
04:18Oh, she's so out of her mind.
04:21If a Lindsay Lohan come at night to try and get you, one thing you can do is throw your
04:26cocaine on the ground and then run.
04:28And hopefully she will see it and then snort it.
04:32All.
04:33I tell you what we did.
04:34We left a little cocaine trail.
04:36Come here tonight because she's going to come here.
04:39It's like an E.T.
04:40You take, instead of a Reese's, you put a bit of cocaine, a cocaine, a cocaine, a cocaine.
04:46She'll follow into trap.
04:49We have Lindsay Lohan traps yet.
04:50That it's like she wants to sound as if she's an Arabic person who knows English and has a
04:55heavy accent.
04:55It's totally bizarre.
04:56It's weird.
04:56To try and like gain trust and then snatch your kids.
05:00That poor woman who like already has like got to live on the streets in Russia.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Now the rest of her life, she's like, yeah, I've had a bad day.
05:09Worst day, they'd Lindsay Lohan try to steal my children.
05:13I have been a homeless Syrian refugee now for eight years.
05:17My hometown was obliterated by war bombs.
05:21But the scariest day in my whole life is when Lindsay Lohan got out of Mercedes-Benz and
05:28tried to take my kids.
05:30So I had to punch her in face until she cried and screamed and she holding phone at me and
05:36put it all on the internet.
05:40Weird, bizarre video.
05:42Again, you can see it for yourself at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:44You can't make sense of it.
05:45I thought she was running a club or a hotel in Greece.
05:48What is she doing?
05:49Go back to Greece.
05:50So like, is she now with a Russian guy?
05:52Who knows?
05:53I'm just wondering.
05:54That's her travel plans?
05:56Harass people?
05:57Russian kids.
05:59In her gritch.
06:00In her gritch.
06:01She'll take you in the gritch and you're stuck in it.
06:04In the gritch of Lindsay Lohan.
06:06Exactly.
06:06It's one of the most fearsome gritches.
06:08It is very fierce gritch.
06:11You have to shake.
06:12You have to shake and never give up or you'll never be seen again.
06:15If you listen closely, you hear the sound of Lindsay Lohan Instagrams.
06:21Then you know your children about ready to die.
06:24Here she comes.
06:26Of course.