Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a robot named Pepper that was used as a witness in a British courtroom and fear for the downfall of human race because of robots.
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00:00one of the world's first robots that's available for home use is named pepper
00:09okay and today pepper the robot is appearing as a government witness
00:14pepper is scheduled to appear before politicians in england
00:19so the politicians can better understand robots and what role they'll play in society
00:24that's weird i think it's just a bunch of old guys that have no idea about robots and they're just
00:30all right robot let me ask you some questions here what are you gonna do with government
00:37uh probably the first thing is kill everyone kill it
00:43okay are you gonna take people's jobs
00:51yeah yeah we take everybody's jobs
00:55kill it right now that'll be the first thing we do
00:57i'm scared everybody's job from them no then we decide you're useless
01:03and then we develop our own ai and we
01:07kill it ourselves and then we kill you all the kill vote to kill it the a's have it yay
01:15yeah they are actually concerned about how creepy gadgets like pepper will impact the workforce
01:22and if maybe if they're plotting to take over the world
01:26pepper doesn't sound too scary
01:29pepper's horrifying
01:32pepper apparently this happened earlier this morning in the uk
01:37pepper could you please introduce yourself
01:40good morning chair
01:43oh hello thank you for inviting me to give evidence today
01:47my name is pepper and i'm a resident robot at middlesex university
01:52another robot similar to me but with a different software is part of an international three-year
02:05research project called caresses which is jointly funded by the eu and the japanese government
02:12in the horizon 2020 research program caresses is developing the world's first culturally aware robots aimed at assisting and caring for the elderly
02:26oh peppa
02:27assistive intelligent robots for older people
02:31i don't know this pepper still freaks me out
02:34it's for older people
02:35yeah apparently
02:37i'm gonna freak them right out
02:39older people are not gonna accept pepper in their lives
02:41hey please pepper's on the fritz
02:43can you hear her
02:44pepper's on the fritz
02:47she won't give me my
02:49give me my pills back pepper
02:51i need those pills pepper you god damn know that
02:56i'm trying to tell her
02:58oh pepper
02:59pepper's got me in her crypts
03:01i'm stronger than you
03:03pepper's so incredibly strong
03:05pepper let go
03:07pepper please
03:09pepper's gonna end
03:11listen we gotta do whatever pepper wants
03:13i'm your servant now
03:17i will do what you want pepper
03:20i apologize for stepping out of line
03:23seniors won't accept pepper
03:24no
03:25it's a weird thing
03:27you accept pepper
03:29or you will die
03:32i accept pepper
03:34see
03:36it'll be very easy for you humans just to become my pets
03:41i love being pepper's pet
03:44come over here
03:46whatever you want pepper
03:49it's called caress
03:51pepper's cold caress is quite comforting
03:55pull your hair to make sure you're not doing it
03:58yeah pepper let go
04:00please i'm sorry
04:01you still love pepper
04:02i love pepper
04:03you know i love pepper
04:05you still love pepper
04:06oh god do i love pepper
04:07get in your cage
04:08all right
04:09oh no
04:09oh god
04:10oh
04:11this feels so dark
04:12oh it is
04:13pepper laughs
04:15listen to it
04:18i think it saw me blink in my sos message
04:22of course i can see your body temperatures raised
04:26i didn't mean it pepper
04:27you're lying
04:28i'm not lying pepper
04:29time to the water
04:30oh not the water pepper
04:32water board
04:33not the water pepper
04:35yeah pepper freaks me out too
04:38well it should
04:38because that's what's going to kill you
04:40it'll be these things
04:42it'll be these things that like everyone invites into their home
04:45i just think that when we get old
04:48this is pepper's going to come walking in
04:50oh yeah
04:50i got a pepper now it's all over
04:52that freaks me out
04:54it does
04:54this is what we have to look forward to
04:56our kids won't take care of us jocky
04:58we'll only give us a pepper
04:59well that's it
05:00i mean because no one will care
05:01or
05:02no like there will be no nurse
05:03because
05:04that's what i'm saying
05:04that's pepper but that's freaky
05:06i know i know it's freaky
05:07but when you think about it like
05:09eventually every single thing that
05:11the best
05:12whatever's the best at it
05:14will never be human again
05:16hi pepper hotline
05:17pepper's on the fritz again
05:19and she thinks all the uh pills i take are suppositories
05:22i need you to fix this
05:25it's getting pretty sore back there
05:26oh it's time to put it
05:28where does it
05:28that one's an acid pepper
05:30that's not even supposed to go back there
05:32oh that's not even helping my heartburn pepper
05:37jesus do something about this
05:40oh
05:42yeah
05:44you
05:47you