Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a senior home that had a visit from an emotional support alligator and imagine how that situation would have played out.
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00:00i don't know if this is a great idea there's a guy in pennsylvania um who has an emotional
00:11support alligator yeah and he's taking it to senior homes that's not smart i don't think it
00:19is either when they bring golden retrievers and not alligators well that's a nice looking puppy
00:24he's got a hell of a bait on him
00:42what are you saying what the hell you did i'm telling you that ain't no puppy there
00:50are you mexican no i know no man are you sure
00:54i'm trying to build a wall to keep you out for the bayou
00:58the where the bayou down now
01:00are you guys hearing this guy
01:04i know you're gonna pat that alligator around there they pet him and it might make it feel better
01:09big old smile he brought in the most dangerous dog i've ever seen i don't know what the hell
01:15i can't hear him i think he's chinese i'm not chinese
01:21you sound chinese
01:24are you a spy
01:26this was the worst mistake i ever made in my life
01:29bringing that alligator down their mouth
01:31what
01:32forget it now
01:34forget it now give me my alligator back
01:37hordigator
01:38no that's my alligator give him back
01:40horda
01:41someone help
01:44dad dad i'm gonna unleash his jibs there and i'm gonna throw him at him
01:47something about his jibs
01:48dad all right give him a kiss
01:50give him a kiss
01:53oh he's a gay chinaman
01:54that ain't that
01:57he's a gay chinaman
01:59stuck in the country
02:01get back on my fan boat get the hell out of here with my goddamn animal down
02:05get back on your boat
02:06you
02:08you're an old racist
02:10you're an old racist mean
02:13what
02:15ah forget it now
02:17that's right
02:19don't worry i shook him out of here
02:21take my alligator away from these people
02:23get out of here with your filthy dog
02:25you get out of here with your filthy hate
02:27the poor the hate
02:29old hate
02:30oh my goodness
02:32what
02:32i hope you choke on a prune now
02:34wait oh there's prunes somewhere
02:37oh lunch time
02:38we got our prunes in
02:39not the most relaxing
02:42no
02:43thing you could bring in
02:44not at all
02:45uh this emotional support alligator is named wally
02:47he's four and a half feet long
02:48he's not a big guy
02:49he's so domesticated though
02:50apparently he acts just like a dog
02:52he likes lying on the bed
02:53he likes hanging out with uh this guy joe
02:56and he follows him around the house
02:58wally doesn't just give joe emotional support
03:01as i mentioned
03:01he's now taking him to senior centers so they can spend time playing with him
03:05and giving them some support too
03:07i think that would freak most seniors out
03:08really
03:09i don't care how small it is
03:10there's a guy around here
03:11he has something like 10,000 snakes
03:13and he has um
03:14he has an alligator
03:15and he makes youtube videos
03:17uh-huh
03:18and um
03:19one of the fish tank dudes that i
03:21follow
03:22he came to detroit
03:24to visit this guy
03:26check out his stuff
03:27and he has this giant
03:29alligator
03:30no tape around its mouth or anything
03:33and they
03:33hold it
03:35and it tries to get away
03:36and i'm like
03:36every time it tries to get away
03:38i'm like
03:38it gonna get you the hop
03:39and it gonna bite your feet
03:40right on your skull now
03:42but
03:43you know it doesn't
03:44but
03:45and he
03:45and he claims that
03:47uh
03:47it's like
03:48it's like a dog
03:50yeah
03:50it's like his puppy dog
03:52they're not
03:52i know
03:53no they're not
03:54and them around seniors
03:55god all those teeth
03:56yeah
03:56that's a recipe for disaster
03:58in my opinion
03:58gators and seniors
04:00yeah
04:00you don't want him
04:01paying bingo with you
04:02give me a kiss little doggy
04:04yeah that ain't no doggy
04:05no
04:06oh my god
04:07it's got my skull
04:08he got you right in the skull
04:10there you old ass
04:11hateful skull
04:11the gentleman's dog
04:13has got my skull
04:14he's so racist
04:15that is not an appropriate
04:17thing to do
04:18i can't understand
04:20a word he says
04:21yeah nobody help him
04:24let the alligator do
04:27what he's supposed to do
04:28uh
04:30gator gonna eat him
04:32you
04:34you