Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was caught on camera exposing himself in a Michigan park and after further investigation, the show realizes that he was waiting for the camera man to join him in the action.
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00:00We're off next to Oakland County, Michigan, where a dude was caught on camera exposing himself
00:10at a park. Did they catch this perv? Let's find out from WXYZ-TV.
00:16Well, the man behind the lens says this is not the first time that man exposed himself. In fact,
00:21he said it happened just a day before. It all went down here in this shelter on top of one of
00:27those picnic tables. That man behind the camera says he hopes that this serves as a warning for
00:32park goers and parents. What are you doing, dude? Put some clothes on. The intense confrontation
00:39caught on a cell phone camera. I'm calling the sheriff right now. That's Ben Goyt's voice.
00:45He's angry and confused after another man exposes himself on top of a picnic table.
00:51And that video goes on for some time. That man apologized for what he did,
00:55but later covered his license plate so Goyt could not get a picture of it. The sheriff's
01:01office is investigating at this time to ID that man. We'll let you know what happened.
01:05So they said he posted it on social media. I found his Facebook page. I can't see the video,
01:11but he does like our show that came out. Oh, yeah. Thanks for listening to the guy who not the perv.
01:16The perv does too. Well, I'm sure the perv does too, but the guy who filmed the perv.
01:20Thank you both for listening. It's a fan of our show. So, uh, we appreciate that Benjamin. Um,
01:26the news report really paints a picture of that park area too, with those B roll shots of the
01:31cobwebs and stuff. So I hope they catch this guy. So he was obviously trying to entice this dude.
01:39Is that, was that the play? Did he just happen to catch him mid act or this guy was like making
01:45a move? The way it sounds like the guy came in and stood up on the picnic table, dropped his
01:48drawers. Kind of like, Hey, you want like what you see? Well, because if I'm in the park,
01:55if I'm just sitting at the picnic table, random guy, you assume you'd assume. Oh,
02:03Oh, is he special? Ah, okay. So someone just sent us a link, a link to the uncensored video.
02:10I think it, do you think that dude's special? Oh, is he special dude? Okay. We can't listen to this
02:16because they off. It's off. Okay. They bleeped out a lot of, uh, swearing here. There he is.
02:23Oh yeah. I think he, I think he could be. I think so. I think he may be a special man.
02:33Don't you just call the police and let them handle this? Yeah. You don't go all vigilante.
02:37But like, okay, so he's walking around. He hasn't done it yet. Oh, there he goes.
02:41Oh, there he goes. There he goes. Wow. What a thing right there. That is,
02:44he just pulled his pants down right there. What a thing. So he knows he's being taped now.
02:48Yeah. He's, he doesn't, he's not there. He's not together. No, you're right. Is that salt?
02:53Is that community salt and pepper? Please don't be community salt and pepper.
02:56Looks like community Frank's hot sauce too. No. See, that's what I think. That's what I
03:00thought he was eating his lunch. Cause I saw that. Yeah. Oh, there's, it's like, no,
03:04that's like rum and Coke or something. And, and cigarettes. It's a party up in there. Oh yeah.
03:09Is he humping the table? You guys? Where is he? Right there. Here.
03:12Here. Pants down. He's having sex with the picnic table. Yes, he's having. Yes, Lise.
03:18With a Pepsi shirt on. This picnic table is looking off and it's sexy. I bet I'm going to love to it.
03:22Come here. Yeah, he's having sex with a picnic table with a Pepsi shirt on.
03:25Just nonchalant. The choice of a new generation. Everything you see every day.
03:29He can't. No, I think he's just going to start. Is he banging the hole? The picnic table hole?
03:32Oh, he's, he is. Sprat eagle naked on the picnic table. He likes that picnic table. Oh no,
03:39you guys. Is he out? Is he out? How long did you sit in return? At least he has.
03:44Not this long. It's covered though. He's got something over top. Like to protect the table.
03:49Call the police, baby. Call the police. I would. Oh. Oh boy. See, he's got like a. Damn.
03:56I think he was waiting for her. Yeah. Oh, he was. Oh, he wanted. Oh my God. That's right. He wanted to be plowed. Prepare to peg. Prepare to peg. He was preparing to peg.
04:08Oh, he was face down on the table. He wanted to be effed by that guy. And he realized he wasn't doing that. Oh, that's so true. He wanted to be effed by that man.
04:17Cause I'm, I'm almost guessing that that was a massive misunderstanding by the guy who wants to get banged.
04:29He thought this guy wanted to bang him in the park. Wouldn't you? No. Okay. Here's the thing though. I'm in the park. No, I'm in the park. I'm ready to bang. Okay. Okay. You stroll up. You're dressed like a village person.
04:42A village person. Like village people. You know, you've got the. Construction worker. You've got the construction worker vest on.
04:49Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So here comes Dave. Walking up. I'm just waiting. I'm waiting. Ready? Just going to take my lunch break.
05:09Exactly. He pulls up with the rum and coke and a pack of smokes. And my sub. Who had the rum and coke and the smokes? Dave. Dave? I'm the jerker. Dave's the. James.
05:21Dave? Wait a minute. Okay. Does Dave have on construction boots and a short shorts? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Not short shorts. Not short shorts. But at least he looks.
05:31He looks like he's in YMCA. Okay. The bear, the village people. Yeah. Okay. He looks like. And he has rum and coke and smoke.
05:39He looks like a weird guy with the glasses and the hair. And I'm like, oh, okay. A guy's finally here.
05:44And you're the Pepsi guy. I'm Pepsi. I'm the choice. The Pepsi man. I am the. He's the choice of an anal generation.
05:50Exactly. Okay.
05:51So Dave's just doing his thing. And I'm like, hey. And then all of a sudden, I just dropped trow.
06:05Because he just dropped trow. And like, you didn't go anywhere. Oh my God. He took your shorts off.
06:09You didn't go anywhere. You didn't go anywhere. Oh my God. Chuck, get off the table. Get off the damn table. He has a point.
06:10I can't think of a more clear signal that he's trying to send to Dave. You know?
06:26I'm like, why are you still here? You know, like, I just took my pants off and got on the table.
06:34Like, it's time for you to go. Like, it's time to go.
06:46That was impressive.
06:47He just laid on the table as if some guy was ready to F him.
06:50That's what happened on that video.
06:51But that's what happened. And he just waited.
06:55Amazing recreation of that event.
06:57I'm just saying, like, oh, my genitals are clean.