Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Florida man who became the focal point of a stingray video after he was seen floating in the ocean with one of the worst sunburns ever.
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00:00so there is this video that went viral the other day it was a swarm of stingrays swimming past
00:12oblivious swimmers in florida these gigantic stingrays and it is funny because that's not
00:21what people really noticed when the footage was shared online they noticed the florida man who
00:28is swimming who had the worst sunburn they've ever seen oh who is now being compared to hellboy
00:35that's awesome
00:37that's the most burnt man in history it is absolutely real this okay so this is the video
00:47kbc news posted the video right dude needs to use sunscreen that's not healthy they just put like
00:52this you know nice nature music behind it as you see these giant stingrays there's a cooked man out
00:58there he absolutely is this unnamed beach girl appeared in this twitter video posted by abc news
01:03depicting a swarm of stingrays swimming past oblivious bathers in florida but then everyone online
01:10everyone online is just ripping into this sunburned man oh my god i can't even look at it looks so
01:17painful he's so burnt yeah he's so red i think the stingrays were actually like we're gonna try and
01:23help this man yeah look at that we are healing stingray powers look at that bright red person
01:29someone joked is satan having a swim another one said that red man is gonna have some regrets when
01:36he tries to sleep and when he wakes up and all the next week oh my god someone else said talk about
01:41burying the lead the story here is the red dude yeah no one's thinking about the damn stingrays you slap
01:48that man on the back he's going to the hospital oh my god or his skin's coming right off uh someone
01:54said we came for the stingrays we stayed for the red lobster and another person said are we just going
01:59to ignore the dude trying to get skin cancer here yeah what's up with that guy he needs to somebody
02:04needs to chill out chill out do you like you roasted so much man put some sunscreen on it almost looked like
02:12he was placed there at first i thought it was fake like someone placed that image digitally right
02:17but no he's actually that's how red he is it looks fake yes that's why you question it because it's
02:24he's that red did anybody ever catch up with him they need to check on him yeah someone needs to
02:30he might have been floating at sea for at least three weeks
02:32according to the shade of red that he is exactly right does he have a gold chain on he does i think so
02:39it's just part of him now it's been burnt in yeah he um he looks exactly like how someone who was
02:48abandoned at sea when they find him right they find him on a life raft right away like way too heavy
02:55to be lost at sea yeah he's been eating somehow he's a big guy with a gold chain he's on vacation
03:01he got a little excited to be in the sun i love the sun i love it oh god oh no that's exactly how
03:09i look when i finish a baseball tournament do i look burnt uh if you want to see this we do have
03:14it up at daveandchuckthefreak.com you can go check out what hellboy's dad looks like he either looks
03:19like he's like vacationing from the east coast or like the midwest or something oh yeah he's like
03:24yeah we had a fine time i got a hell of a sunburn i really got some color oh god the wife and i were
03:30out there i laid on that beach for about two days straight and then went swimming with stingrays and
03:35got a video of it i wake up the next day everybody's saying stuff about this hellboy film i uh someone
03:42has got to have tracked this guy down already they already know right mysterious he's very mysterious
03:49someone has to know it's everywhere like it's all over twitter i know but they unless like someone
03:57who knows him or him himself sees it that no one would make that connection who is this guy who is
04:02hellboy's dad who is hellboy i don't think they'll ever find me at a fine time i could watch him floating
04:09by the stingrays over and over again i ended up in the hospital about six hours later turns out i had
04:15too much sun they said and your high blood pressure didn't help me and i'm pretty red as it is
04:22alcohol he's boozing so the dude in the water may want to find some shade yeah do you think he
04:29doesn't realize how burned he is that's gotta be it i feel no pain i'm stricken with the disease where
04:34i don't feel my skin a lava man goes for a swim near stingrays who seem unaware of their danger
04:43oh man stingrays were like that dude's crazy go around him oh i just would love to catch up with
04:52this guy imagine him coming out of the water everything is so painful you wouldn't even believe
04:58it out there yeah people think people think it's a creature
05:01i know it's hard to believe someone could be that red yeah i don't know what he got
05:09someone said this man looks like he needs sunscreen at night like that's how white he is i literally
05:15was in the water too long well and that's the other thing like oh i'm getting burnt i should
05:20probably go go sit in the water and cool off you get just as badly burned it's even crazier
05:27i need some noxzema or something
05:34oh it's crazy so funny just to see the reaction to people he's so red the red hulk they call him
05:42i lost a wife out at sea you know so i floated for four days
05:47i'm trying to think it's just his sunburn is incredibly bad oh it's unbelievable like that's
05:56all coming off i've never seen a sunburn like that you have to go inside is that like hospital
06:01worthy like you should go to the er he's probably in the hospital right now yeah do you think he's
06:07incredibly wanged right there like so he definitely was drinking yeah he's been beach drinking in st
06:13petersburg that happens a lot there he's probably molting like a snake right now i bet his skin just
06:18peeling right off i drank 8 40s and then swam for eight hours straight third degree burns
06:23doctor said i barely was alive when i floated by those stingrays oh my god incredible jesus again
06:31if you want to see him go check it out dave and check the freak.com we put a link to the
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