Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about two people who were stuck in an elevator and drank each other's pee to survive and if they'd do the same if they were trapped somewhere.
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00:00all right Chuck I've got a serious question for you right we are trapped together in an elevator
00:12for four days yes well it's going to be a really really bad time and the only way we can survive
00:20to drink each other's pee drink each other's urine you should probably drink your own right
00:25or can you not could you do it could I drink your pee could you drink my pee to survive can I be
00:33honest I would wait until it was the 10th day like when they say you're gonna die in 10 days if you
00:41don't have water I am waiting until the very last I'll be like don't pee dude yeah like try not to
00:48pee oh you can't save it up like nine days and 59 seconds I feel like we don't have a cup yeah
00:55like how do you do that I was just gonna yeah that's cute that's a freaking nightmare that's
01:08adorable you'd be so dehydrated because you're not drinking water it would be as yellow as you could
01:17ever like it would be so the worst pee it would be very fresh and hot from the spigot uh but an 82
01:24year old Chinese woman and her 64 year old daughter survived being stuck in a broken elevator for four
01:29days by collecting and drinking each other's urine my god they'd been in there a long time they started
01:36to gather each other's pee by cupping their hands together while the other one peed and then drinking
01:45to stay hydrated I guess that's a better way to do it instead of drinking straight from the spigot
01:51no yeah that's just you never want anybody to find you like that you should be cupping it instead of
01:57like you know what would suck this is what would suck we would be like all right you know we're gonna
02:03die if we don't drink each other's pee all right chuck you ready for my pee yep I am you're ready
02:07stand here I go stand under me and then the door opens and then the door opens guys what what the hell
02:14you were only in here for 18 minutes oh no I thought I was gonna die Jesus Christ I made him pee in my
02:23mouth come on and Lisa's like I knew it 18 minutes I knew you guys what are you doing Chuck already pooped in the
02:31corner there's so much poop in here Jesus age Christ why why that man felt like a long 18 minutes
02:41oh my goodness super long time I mean he asked for it so I gave it to him oh wait a second wait I just
02:50thought about how they might have actually done this what if you were like hey collect my pee so I
02:58cut my hands oh I pee into your hands and I gotta lap it out like a dog and I'm feeding you that's
03:05why I bet what they did that's I bet what they did so I'm I'm like okay check here we go you ready
03:13yeah go go go okay here I go okay stop stop stop stop stop stop it's full okay oh boy okay get lower get
03:20lower oh yeah hey guys slap it oh my god the doors open what you guys oh my god how did you even cook
03:29that up I got these pee all over my hands it's been 18 minutes felt longer felt a lot longer
03:39we thought we were gonna die in there this was our only chance Dave was super thirsty I'm so so so hot
03:57you'd be really upset with these tiny hands because you know it's like you're not gonna
04:02scoop and I gotta stop midstream you guys didn't have to drink each other's piss come on we thought
04:08we talked about that on the show once that was the easiest way to do it we got into a 69 oh my god oh my
04:15god we got into a 69 we were thirsty we were gonna die we just shut the door
04:32yeah we're like Jesus Christ
04:35walk away
04:39and go to the bar
04:41definitely
04:42well good thing we cleared that up so if we're ever trapped in an elevator Chuck we know
04:47we know exactly how to live yeah we're not 69
04:50there's no need on day three we are
04:53Jesus you're 69
04:55Chuck there's no need to 69 dude
04:59ah why not
05:00haha
05:02haha
05:03haha