Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how much cooler the 80's were after watching a Michelob commercial from that time. Then, the show imagines what Andy would have been like if he was alive in the 1980's.
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00:00I know some people have wild last requests like Chuck wanting to be buried in a pyramid or Andy
00:09wanting a statue, but then there's this guy in Virginia, Suddy. Suddy's a World War II vet. He
00:16wants to go out a little differently. Here's what he's looking for. A World War II veteran will get
00:22the unique casket he's always dreamed of. Listen to this. Suddy Economy, who is friends with Sammy
00:28Oki, the president of Oki's funeral home in downtown Roanoke, requested that his casket
00:33look like a giant pack of Juicy Fruit gum. It'd be awesome if he wants his suit to be made out of
00:38like foil so he looks like he's wrapped up. He is a piece of gum. He's a piece of Juicy Fruit. That's all he wanted. They'd have to play the jingle though for me to go because that would make it for me. Here we go with the jingles. He can't help. No but it's going to if you want to make it a full theme. You need to detox from jingles.
00:58No, there's no. This is what I want to go to the funeral. Take your shirts off, boys. Yeah, okay, I will. Taste is gonna move ya. Nice name. You know what's funny? Gum and waves. I know a different version than this. You do? Yeah. You know an alternate? I know an alternate.
01:28They changed the lyrics to the beginning of the song. They changed it up a few times. Aaron Paul was in a commercial, a Juicy Fruit commercial too. Was he one of those kids? That's the dude from Breaking Bad. Also in a ton of commercials was Walter White.
01:44That's crazy. Because I noticed he was in another one up there too. He was in a, is that a dressing commercial? He was in a Michelob commercial. He did every commercial. Oh, this is a classic. You remember it? Yeah.
01:58No one could ever deny. You're on your way to the top. And along the way you've always known.
02:06I love these. Like, you're on your way to the top. The only way you'll get there is with Michelob.
02:09Yeah. Right. You know how you'll succeed?
02:11Yep. Yep. You can do it. Grab a Michelob. Drink and succeed with Michelob. Drink and succeed. Drink and succeed. Drink and succeed.
02:36Yep. You want to take the edge off of all that cocaine. Drink a Michelob. A new Michelob light.
02:46For when you got to come down from a cocaine high. Yeah, that's it. It was the 80s. It was the 80s.
02:52When you got work to do in the morning. Exactly.
02:56That's totally how they portrayed it. Like, you'll never get ahead if you're not drunk.
03:01Well, they're showing, like, lights and buttons and things. Like, he's working at NASA.
03:05I'm in charge of some really important stuff. Might as well get blown out of my mind.
03:12Michelob!
03:15That is how, like, I think he's in charge of the nuclear launch button.
03:18That's what it looked like.
03:19Yeah, he's a fighter. He's championing fighter jets.
03:24This must have been right around Top Gun, right?
03:26Where you're going, it's exceptionally smooth Michelob.
03:34For when you want to be hungover in a jet.
03:38We recommend Michelob for fighter jet pilots.
03:43Amazing how they sold, like, advertising back in the day.
03:47They could get away with anything.
03:48They had a certain set of...
03:50Yep.
03:51Let's see her popping that dong in her mouth again.
03:53Take care.
03:55Michelob!
03:56Do they have commercials now, Michelob?
03:59I bet they're much different.
04:01I think they're just the ultra ones, where it's, like, weight loss, you know.
04:05Oh, okay, let's see how times have changed.
04:07Spider jets.
04:08Right.
04:09Women.
04:10Spider jets.
04:11Bars.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Getting to the top.
04:12Six women at a bar.
04:14And now it's working out.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Trying to lose weight.
04:17Right.
04:18Yep.
04:18And still be able to drink one or two beers.
04:21Right.
04:21That's right.
04:22Yeah.
04:22Gotta stay healthy and fit, but I like a few beers.
04:26Michelob.
04:27Can I miss the 80s?
04:30I like banging chicks and drinking.
04:33I wish I lived like Rob Lowe in the 80s.
04:38When they encouraged us to drink at work.
04:40Michelob.
04:41Lion's a Coke.
04:43Lion's a Coke at work.
04:46It's a different time.
04:48Yes.
04:48It's unfortunate.
04:49Could you imagine 1983?
04:51No.
04:53I couldn't imagine being in 1983.
04:56Whoa.
04:561983.
04:57Oh my God.
04:59It would have been a fast ride.
05:01Let me tell you.
05:02Yeah.
05:03It would have been a fast, wild ride.
05:05Dressed like Don Johnson.
05:07I would have had my Don Johnson suit on.
05:09Yeah.
05:10I had a boat wreck.
05:11Oh my God.
05:12Wild times.
05:14Just.
05:15Yeah.
05:17So much cocaine would be in the water.
05:20It would.
05:21Oh, here's Andy again.
05:23Oh my God.
05:23I can't believe that guy's funny.
05:24Look out for those fucking guys.
05:25I've got cocaine.
05:26He's driving a very.
05:28Driving a boat.
05:28It's the 80s.
05:29He's driving a fast boat.
05:33It's Andy on board.
05:34Oh my God.
05:35I hope these sluts throw me some whippets.
05:37How is that guy still alive?
05:41Woo!
05:41Woo!
05:42The 80s!
05:43Carefree!
05:4490 days re-ending!
05:46I'm on my way to have unprotected attacks!
05:49Oh, all the unprotected sex you can imagine.
05:53It's the 80s!
05:55Oh.
05:57Woo!
05:59Parrots!
06:01There's parents over there!
06:02There's a girl with dog race!
06:04He owns.
06:04He owns parrots.
06:06He lives in Miami.
06:08He's got his own alligator.
06:09Oh, Andy in Miami.
06:11Oh my God.
06:11Miami, Andy!
06:13Yeah!
06:13Oh my God!
06:14I'd have just a different, like, slightly different suit.
06:17Same thing.
06:20Incredible.
06:21I would love to see a commercial with 80s Andy.
06:24Well, it would have been a short one.
06:25Yeah.
06:27One of those 15 second spots.
06:28You heard he.
06:29Yeah, he crashed his boat.
06:32That was just footage of his life.
06:34They said when the boat exploded, they'd never seen so much cocaine in the air.
06:37It was fire and cocaine just everywhere.
06:41Fire and cocaine.
06:42The 80s Andy Green.
06:43Yep.
06:44Miami Andy.
06:45Miami Andy's vices.
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