Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the legal thing you can do that makes you look like a psychopath and Lisa asks if Chuck hunting in the park for ants is on the list.
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00:00They ask people this question online, what's something you do that's totally legal but
00:08makes you look like a psychopath?
00:11Here's some of the people that answered what they said.
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00:25Someone said they drink straight coffee creamer when they go to like Starbucks or something.
00:29I'll just ask for a cup and fill it with coffee creamer and drink that.
00:34I mean, it's weird.
00:35Yeah, it's weird.
00:36It's disgusting.
00:37I can't think of...
00:38I put a little drip in my coffee.
00:40I can't imagine drinking a whole cup of it.
00:44Someone said they laugh when nobody else does while watching a movie in the theater.
00:48They found different things funny, but it makes them appear like a psychopath.
00:52If you're the one person in a theater, if someone's just been stabbed to death and you're like...
00:57I like it.
01:00I like that.
01:01It's like uncomfortable laughter probably for that person.
01:04Yeah.
01:05But you would kind of slowly turn and go, oh my God, who's that?
01:09This person said there's a guy in my town that has a portable karaoke machine and casually
01:14walks around singing to himself and dancing.
01:16Legal, but looks like a psychopath.
01:18Yeah, you're not allowed to have portable karaoke at any time.
01:23It's a weirdo.
01:24Portable karaoke.
01:25I do a lot of portable karaoke.
01:26Battery powered portable karaoke.
01:27I got the mic.
01:28Don't cash in.
01:29Darling, don't cash in.
01:30You're not allowed to do that.
01:31I was looking for ants in the park on this list.
01:32What's wrong with that?
01:33What is wrong with that?
01:34Something you do that's totally legal but makes you look like a psychopath looking for
01:35ants in a park.
01:36I'm just trying to find some ants.
01:37Ants in a park on this list.
01:39What's wrong with that?
01:40What is wrong with that?
01:41What is wrong with that?
01:42Something you do that's totally legal but makes you look like a psychopath looking for
01:48ants in a park.
01:49I'm just trying to find some ants.
01:50Have you guys seen any?
01:51If you guys see any big, big ants while you're walking, why don't you give me a shout?
02:04I'll be in the forest.
02:05I mean, you have to be down on your hands and knees at some point.
02:08Yeah, you was at one point.
02:09You don't ever get down on your hands and knees.
02:12Well, how do you get the ants?
02:13When you bend down, you pick up an ant.
02:15So, well, you just bend.
02:16I mean, I can bend down and touch the ground.
02:19I don't have to crawl.
02:21But you don't have to get real up close to them to see.
02:25No, you know what they are.
02:26These are big ants I'm talking about here.
02:29I don't know what Lisa thinks this whole thing was all about.
02:32Like I'm laying on the ground.
02:35I got one of my trying to be an ant.
02:37I'm trying to pretend I'm an ant so that I don't freak them out.
02:41No, Lisa, it's not how it goes.
02:43I'm just walking normal.
02:45You see a big ass ant run across the sidewalk.
02:48I got a little plastic thing.
02:50I bend down and scoop them.
02:52Lisa pictures you with like an ant whistle.
02:54Or like some kind of weird thing on my face.
02:56You know, like a monocle.
02:59Like a telescopic.
03:01Okay, maybe you told the story.
03:04Why do I have an image of you dressed like Indiana Jones out hunting for?
03:08Didn't you have an Indiana Jones add-on when you were looking for ants once?
03:10Didn't you freak out the ladies at the park or something?
03:13They were scared.
03:14The ladies definitely were like, what's going on?
03:18Because I was definitely, when I'm walking, I'm like looking down.
03:23Like, you know, so someone comes up to you and they're like, I think it's very not fair
03:27if you're making up the Indiana Jones hat on it.
03:29I thought it was true.
03:30No, some guy made an Antiana Jones.
03:34Oh, is that it for me?
03:36In my brain, that's what you were wearing that hat when you were out looking for ants.
03:41He was just rocking an Indiana Jones hat.
03:43No.
03:43I mean, I have some glorious hats.
03:45I know you do.
03:46I was looking for ants.
03:47But.
03:48So you weren't wearing a hat.
03:49Not at that time.
03:50That was Antiana Jones.
03:51No, you were once, dude.
03:52You did because you said it was sunny and you had to.
03:55Well, I have my, I've got my fishing hat.
03:58Yeah, that, you were wearing it.
04:00It's possible.
04:02Anything's possible.
04:03I can't get a sunburn while I'm doing it.
04:05Antiana Jones.
04:10It is incredible.
04:13And I mean, the cops showed up.
04:14The cops showed up, right.
04:16It couldn't have looked that great.
04:18Right.
04:19The cops.
04:20Just ant collecting.
04:22One plus, especially once I get into chase mode, like I'm chasing that thing.
04:28You know, I'm chasing the ants.
04:29The ants are quick, you know.
04:31And you've got to get like.
04:34It's hot.
04:35You're a little scurry.
04:37Yeah.
04:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:40Oh, boy.
04:41Watching Lisa try to understand ant collecting is one of my favorite things.
04:47Well, it's hard to understand.
04:49I'm glad you don't do that anymore.
04:52You don't go to the park.
04:54That's because I've realized you don't even have to.
04:56Right.
04:56I just find them now.
04:57So you're doing it for nothing.
04:58Yeah, I was a rookie.
05:01I was a rookie.
05:02Now I found all my ants.
05:03I just I'll be on my driveway.
05:05And I'm like, oh, there's one.
05:06And I just get them.
05:09They're everywhere.
05:10They're all around.
05:11They come to you.
05:11They come to you.
05:12They come to me now.
05:13You made it much more of an event than it needed to be.
05:16Where's my hat?
05:17I got to go.
05:20Yeah.
05:20Where's my monocle?
05:24Where's my knee pad so I can crawl on the ground?
05:28Yeah.
05:28I got to go.
05:30No.
05:30I got to go.
05:35I got to go.
05:36I got to go.