Dave & Chuck the Freak watch a video of a guy who was bitten on the balls while being attacked by a K9 unit.
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00:00I've said before, I never want to be on the receding end of a police canine search.
00:10No, I mean, I've seen terrible things happen.
00:13Because when that doggy gets to you to stop you, it generally won't end well.
00:20No, he's trained to hurt you.
00:22This next story is absolute proof of that.
00:25And the graphic video is up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
00:29If you want to go check it out.
00:31This is in Marion County, Florida.
00:33A Marion County Sheriff's canine helped track down a 33-year-old accused of leading a deputy on a chase.
00:39And the whole thing was caught on body cam.
00:42This guy jumps out of the car.
00:45And so did the canine.
00:46Sick and bruiser.
00:48Adelmo.
00:49Okay.
00:50Adelmo caught up to Linder before the officer did.
00:54And apprehended him by the balls.
00:57Oh, that's terrible.
00:58Oh, okay.
00:59Okay, that's no good.
01:01I've seen a face apprehension, which is also not good.
01:04Right.
01:05A ball apprehension.
01:07Terrible.
01:08So this should, if you ever thought of being a bad person, this should set you straight.
01:14This is up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
01:16We're going to start right as the pit maneuver occurs.
01:19Okay.
01:19Okay, here we go.
01:20Right here starts his bad day.
01:26This is the start of a bad day.
01:29You're in a forest.
01:30Yep.
01:30Oh, there goes the canine hand out.
01:39Let me see your hands.
01:44Let me see your hands.
01:46Let me see your hands.
01:47Oh, my nuts.
01:48Yep.
01:49Get your hands out.
01:50Get your hands out.
01:51Get your hands out.
01:54Get your hands out.
01:55Are they going?
01:56Get your hands out.
01:58Roll over.
01:59I'll tell you who.
02:00Roll over.
02:00He ain't coming off to your handcuff.
02:03Roll over.
02:04Roll over.
02:05Oh, my God.
02:06Oh, my God.
02:07Oh, my God.
02:08Give me your other hand.
02:10If you want him off, give me your other hand.
02:12Whoa.
02:12My God.
02:13Look at his face.
02:14Oh, he's just digging in.
02:25Okay, give him the command.
02:26See, this is the problem.
02:27Some of them don't stop right away.
02:37You don't want to be caught.
02:43It's hard to watch as a guy.
02:44I buy your balls.
02:45Well, I just, you know, it's one of those weird things where people are asking you to do something.
02:51You know, like put your hands up, roll over, but your balls are being bitten by a dog.
02:57So you can't move.
02:58So you're afraid.
03:00How are you?
03:00Well, no, like you're just every instinct would be to get this thing off my balls.
03:05Yeah.
03:05And that's what your body response is trying to do.
03:09And then you're not following.
03:12Like it amazed me.
03:15He tried to let them cuff him.
03:19Right on his ball sack.
03:21Yeah.
03:21He had his whole ball sack in his mouth.
03:23That's not good.
03:23Oh, yeah.
03:24I don't know.
03:24I didn't swear.
03:26I know.
03:26That's the most.
03:27I listened to it three times to make sure.
03:30Yeah.
03:30See your hands.
03:31Let me see your hands.
03:33Hands out.
03:34Get your hands out.
03:36Look at him right there like a chew toy.
03:39Get your hands out.
03:40Get your hands out.
03:41Get your hands out.
03:43Roll over.
03:45Roll over.
03:46He ain't coming off to your hand cuff.
03:48Roll over.
03:50Roll over.
03:51Give me your other hand.
03:55Do you want him off?
03:56Oh, do you hear the dog?
03:58Yeah.
03:58Look at the dog.
03:59Let me get it.
03:59Here's my name.
04:01You got him home?
04:02Here, here, here's the cuff.
04:03Here's the cuff.
04:03He didn't know he was going to have his nuts bit by a dog that day.
04:06That's for sure when he ran.
04:07I was definitely trained in that.
04:10Look at that spot.
04:11Yeah, he's like, I'm doing such a good job.
04:13I'm such a good boy.
04:16Are they trained to go for the balls?
04:18No, they're just whatever they hit.
04:19Whatever they get.
04:20That one.
04:22That one.
04:23Didn't seem like he wanted anything else, but.
04:25Yeah.
04:27He knew he had something good.
04:28He knew he was, yeah.
04:30He had a big, juicy piece of something.
04:33Yeah.
04:35Everyone thinks the cop sounds like James.
04:38I guess I'll take the cop over the guy with his nuts getting big.
04:41Let me get it.
04:42Let me get it.
04:42Get your hands out.
04:45Get your hands out.
04:47Get your hands out.
04:48Roll over.
04:51I think the other guy sounds like James.
04:53He got my nuts.
04:54He got my nuts.
04:55If it was me, it would not be he's got my nuts.
04:58Holy effin' ass.
04:59Kill me.
05:01Put him on my head.
05:02Please.
05:03He's going to rip my nuts off.
05:05Holy effin' ass.
05:07Please, for the love of God, have mercy on me.
05:10And just let me die here in this Florida forest, please.
05:13Oh, holy effin' ass.
05:15Yes.
05:16Yeah.
05:17That's what it would be like if it was me.
05:18That is.
05:19A lot of bleeps.
05:19We'd have to.
05:20Oh, any.
05:21Yeah.
05:21We'd be like.
05:22All of us.
05:22We would just be like, we can't play the clip.
05:24Yeah.
05:25We could just watch it.
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