Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was attacked by a jaguar at the zoo after he stuck his arm inside the cage. The real focus of this story however is the young kid interviewed by the news who was excited by the injury and stuck around to watch the blood clean-up.
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00:00we're off to jacksonville florida for our next story i'm now a firm believer in this
00:09if we know you caused harm to yourself by being a dumbass okay
00:18you have to pay every single cost incurred in that dumbass situation like a dumb tax
00:26there's got to be a dumb tax so like if somebody's rescued absolutely but because you're dumb we have
00:32to teach these dumbasses a lesson taxpayers shouldn't have to pay for dummies absolutely
00:37that's my whole point i'm paying for this guy who shoves his arm into the jaguar exhibit i'm paying
00:43for him to be rushed to the hospital and try and save his arm that ain't right no it's not you're
00:50an idiot you're a douchebag yep here's the story of how this played out yesterday in jacksonville
00:57take a listen to this report if you can yeah both witnesses and zoo officials say the man jumped over
01:03an outer fence then stuck his arm through uh a net enclosure but get this uh once his arm went through
01:11it was fair game to a big cat on the other side individual in his 20s jumped over uh the fence
01:18area and decided to try to interact with one of our jaguars the gamma family here on vacation from
01:25montana say they saw zoo employees cleaning up the blood which we can see in this photo we saw the blood
01:32on the cement yeah no i was like i was like you know i want to follow the trail of blood and i want to see
01:37if we can find this guy because i was wondering if he got like bit all the way like up here down here
01:42or if he literally just got in his whole arm or two that kid's sick that's a montana child
01:50that's a montana child future serial killer his shirt's buttoned all the way up to the top
01:56let's go find the blood let's go find the man maybe he's missing body parts maybe
02:00maybe maybe he bled out right maybe the jaguar's still fishing on him while he's alive
02:05i'd love to go see
02:07did you see the face on his sister his lisa looking sister
02:12he's like ew god what are you talking about
02:15ew mom and dad i told you about him
02:18is his arm completely destroyed is it ripped completely off of his body i'd love to discover
02:27that oh blood he's got excited when he saw blood let's follow the blood trail
02:33that's what he wanted to do follow the trail of blood
02:36oh my this is awesome he's like a he's like a child well he's like an american psycho but
02:43he is that's why his hair you're an american psycho junior listen his hairdo i thought the exact same
02:49thing i'm like look at his hairdo it's like perfect yes his shirt is buttoned all the way up
02:56i want to see if you can find this guy because yeah he is american psycho junior he is and look at
03:02his sister's face she's like oh my god oh yeah and you know the mom's like oh shut up shut up
03:08look at the things the sister's making
03:10look at the sister yeah the sister's like what is he talking about to the news
03:15he's like i was really hoping we could catch his final breath
03:23it's not every day you come to the zoo and someone dies in front of you pretty awesome
03:28what's cooler than learning about animals the only thing is mortality
03:31that picture of the zoo employees cleaning the blood like that's his shoulder in the background
03:48like just staring at the blood clean oh he's noticed that oh he was there same color shirt
03:52he's got the same hair there he is he's just standing there watching i can't believe other
03:56people don't want to see this why wouldn't you want to see this oh my god there he is
04:01oh my god he's right there he's right there in front of us literally like a foot away from the
04:07blood he is a nut i'm sorry he's nuts why is he he's nuts most kids would be traumatized turning
04:16away horrified yeah he's like standing right there that is crazy dude
04:32most kids can we go look at the penguins now
04:37where's his arm where does his arm go all right giraffes are next let's check all the giraffes
04:47sister sister would you like to put your arm inside the cage so i can see what happens
04:57fine let's go see the penguin so anthony anything exciting happen on your summer vacation
05:04oh it's absolutely delightful what happened on my vacation a man's arm was completely torn off
05:13and i got to witness the blood clean up
05:17he's like the funeral director child yes oh my god that mom was they were like we'd like to talk to
05:25the mom to find out what's going on he's like i got this the camera then totally pans down to him
05:31yeah perfectly combed hair oh oh it's american psycho montana when you see even when they start
05:40to talk just look at his face look yeah he lights up oh yeah he's like yeah the blood he is like he's
05:48like this is awesome no i don't want to see the giraffe this is human blood it doesn't look like
05:55you think he's excited he's talking with his hands he's like he's like there's blood everywhere and it's
06:01all over and they're cleaning it i'd watch out for that kid i would that doesn't seem right no kid
06:07should be a sister knows the sister knows god knows what he's already you know how he's tortured her
06:14these are my animals you're probably asked to watch american psycho every christmas oh
06:20listen he's probably too young to see it but when he sees it when he sees it he's gonna be like yes
06:26he's gonna be like finally this is it people are also calling him young dexter yeah yeah
06:32go any way with this guy so just keep your eyes on him yep all we're saying keep your eyes on