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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an older lady who had her car hit by a landing plane and since it was in California, wonder if Harrison Ford was piloting the aircraft.

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00:00A grandmother and her granddaughter are okay, their car was clipped by a plane
00:09that made an emergency landing on a California freeway.
00:14You don't expect that.
00:15You sure don't.
00:16What a crazy day for them.
00:17Here's what happened now from 10 News San Diego.
00:21It was just after 12 Tuesday afternoon when this single-engine Piper made an emergency
00:27landing on the southbound 5 at the same exact time.
00:31Seven-year-old Evie and her grandmother, Victoria Roberts, were heading home.
00:36According to CHP, the plane took off from Montgomery Field and was headed to La Jolla
00:41when it started having mechanical trouble.
00:44It clipped four cars as it landed on the freeway.
00:47Traffic on the 5 was backed up for hours until the plane was eventually towed back to Montgomery Field.
00:53Was that Harrison Ford?
00:54At least they better look into it.
00:57Harrison!
00:58They better look into it.
00:59Are you flying again?
01:01Sorry about that.
01:03It's in California.
01:07Yeah.
01:08Yep.
01:09He told them not to fly.
01:11You don't expect a wing in your back window.
01:14No.
01:14It's got to feel real weird when you see Harrison Ford get into his plane.
01:18You're one of the people like, you're like, oh boy, that's going to be a weird day.
01:21I know the exact feeling I would have.
01:22It's like when I see super, super old people get in their car and I'm like...
01:27That same feeling.
01:30Well.
01:31You don't stop them, but you feel uneasy.
01:33Yeah, you feel uneasy.
01:35You know stuff could happen.
01:35You know how it's going to end eventually.
01:37Should he have tried to land somewhere else?
01:40Do you...
01:41I don't know what the...
01:42I don't know if you have a choice.
01:44I think you're just looking for a place and think you can set it down.
01:47There has been planes that have landed on freeways where the cars just make room.
01:52Mm-hmm.
01:53You know, and no one is affected.
01:56That old lady probably didn't hear the plane.
01:58No, no.
01:59I don't hear it.
02:00Hey, shut up back there.
02:01Why don't you turn that TikTok off?
02:04What, are you watching plane videos?
02:06God, shut up.
02:09Your grandmother's trying to drive.
02:12Crazy the wing was stuck in.
02:13I don't know.
02:14Oh, yeah.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Harrison's wing was right in there.
02:18Harrison's wing.
02:20I got to meet Harrison Ford today.
02:24That was the upside.
02:27What a wild thing.
02:28You've always found him attractive, Grandma, haven't you?
02:30He is hot.
02:32I offered to please him.
02:34Now, you did not have your clothes soaked in fuel, but you stripped down as well.
02:39I did.
02:39I gave all of my clothing to Harrison Ford.
02:43Put your clothes back on.
02:44I love you, God.
02:45Take me, Harrison.
02:48No.
02:50I love you.
02:52Let's act out a scene.
02:55Worst plane crash ever.
02:56You said something very inappropriate, too, Grandma, about the Temple of Poon.
03:00I don't know.
03:01That's what I call my area.
03:03Oh, my God.
03:04That's insane.
03:07I wanted Harrison to dive through it like escaping a boulder in a tunnel.
03:15Jump for safety inside of my Temple of Poon.
03:18You're very perverse.
03:21I'm the horniest grandma you've ever run into.
03:26Get your hand out of there.
03:27Oh, my God.
03:28Oh, no.
03:29You see that?
03:30Yeah.
03:30I don't know.
03:31All right.
03:32Keep going.
03:32Watch this.
03:34Okay.
03:35You're really selling me on it.
03:38You think your plane had wings?
03:40Oh, my God.
03:44Oh, Lord.
03:45My goodness.
03:47So then Grandma was right on the side of the road having sex with him.
03:52Oh, my goodness.
03:54Strange man someone called Han Solo.
03:56No.
03:56Wow.
03:58That's a twist.
04:00Dad!
04:04The little girl saw a lot that day.
04:06She saw a lot.
04:07She saw a lot that day.
04:08Yeah, it went through.
04:09Quite a traumatic event.
04:11No.

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