Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was arrested at a ham raffle which leads to the discussion of very expensive type of ham that could cause problems for the show.
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00:00the cops in avon new york tried to pull over 31 year old john palermo of rochester new york the
00:15other night but he was high as a kite oh yeah so he took off the cops chased him as he drove across
00:21a bunch of people's lawns then he finally parked outside a fire station where a ham raffle was
00:28going on that's right a ham raffle that'd get me to pull over i'm gonna try and get involved in
00:35several ham raffles listen if there was a ham raffle near me i'd be there in a heartbeat well
00:40because i bet i could get a you know how many people are gonna be there i'm low ball on the ham
00:46aren't you absolutely yeah i'm putting a bid in low for every piece of ham what do they do like do they
00:52give you samples i'm assuming this is just like raffle tickets or something i know it's this
00:56you gotta go and you gotta buy raffle tickets but while i'm there waiting there better be ham
01:01related stacks that's what you're hoping they better ham it up yeah that's what you're hoping
01:05for but i don't know if that's they do no that's that's the only incentive for me to be there is
01:11that you're gonna shove ham in my face the whole time i'm waiting for you to pull my ticket yeah at
01:15first i was almost hoping this would be more like um like a ham auction oh like one dollar one dollar
01:22two dollar two dollar ham i see what you're saying
01:25definitely ham auction off-putting really why are they trying to get rid of that ham you know like
01:32what's up with that ham why are they trying to get oh no no you're looking at it the wrong way
01:36people will spend a lot of money for ham okay if you're looking to bring in a bunch of cash
01:41you get a bunch of white people around they'll put they'll throw cash in for ham oh yeah i'm gonna
01:45bid on him and one dollar one dollar i don't think they'll bid you just buy a raffle ticket yeah i
01:51know but raffling is different because i'll just go buy it was like a police ham auction like they
01:58you know they like got some ham they got a bunch of seized ham oh i don't want seized ham i do i
02:06don't care i don't know where's that ham been now has it been refrigerated well is it
02:10i'm hoping it's gonna have that like rainbow sheen on it that could kill me i hate the
02:15rainbow sheen you gotta look for it all those signs but if it's been tested in quality ham
02:20i love a ham but i don't think i would love a raffle a ham raffle i'm staying far away from
02:26that i have no time for that i'll just go to the store and buy a freaking ham like what is the deal
02:30with this ham raffle like that sassy black lady they interview at the scene of a fight anybody got
02:33time for that ham raffle i don't know why don't you just walk your ass to the store get your ass
02:39a ham with your own money and save some time at least i love a deal i know but if there was a
02:47ham like if there was like a ham bay where i could go on like ebay ham bay and uh how good is
02:56this ham really i mean i'm pretty particular about my ham i love a good ham i would like a really good
03:01ham but you have to go buy that yeah exactly but if i can get us on a sweet discount on ham bay
03:07then i'm gonna do it and i'm now on the quest though to try different hams
03:10oh my god i could hook you up
03:13it's like my ham drug dealer just usually like yeah
03:17oh my goodness oh my damn oh my goodness they're going ham i thought we were being shot
03:24oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness they're going ham
03:28hit the deck i thought we were being shot look at the look at the price of this
03:36oh come on what do you get like a oh we've fallen down a ham hole we have what is that we do all
03:44the time that's a twelve hundred dollar ham twelve hundred dollars shut your face that ham better
03:50blow me jesus it better 69 yeah it better give me an rj okay all right for that much james back me up
04:01here for that much you better be willing to do a lot ham yeah that's a friendly ham though it's doing
04:09that to you yeah well come a ham job i'm really scared about having a twelve hundred dollar ham
04:16because once you have a twelve hundred dollar ham and if it's still it's it's as amazing as you
04:21develop a taste for it then what are we gonna do guys we have to have a ham bro because we got a ham
04:26addiction seriously i'm not kidding they lost their show regular ham eating a delicious regular ham and
04:32i'm like what is this slap i've been raised in france we'll just have a ham-a-thon we'll have a
04:42ham-a-thon every year we'll have a our own ham addiction i would be scared you saw the fear in
04:48her eyes i'm scared i really believe the fear is real i'm not kidding she did it was like somebody
04:53being like you want to smoke this crack exactly no it's totally it that's what it is she doesn't
04:58want to get addicted to something that she can't afford all the time that's all she'll be wanting
05:01we'd have to you'd have to try it if someone put a slice of if someone put a slice in front of me
05:06i'd be forced to try it but pieces of ham and chew into the ham rubbing the ham all over myself yeah
05:14dave's having sex with the ham
05:17dave got his money his ham is awesome
05:25maybe one day we'll just try a slice of that 1200 ham and see if they sell it by the slice
05:32someone said they sell it by the pound yeah i saw the pound there is a pound price
05:35for it once but it's you know what is a pound of it 35 bucks a pound i could i'll do that handle
05:42that right yeah but then we get a taste for at least and i'm like okay another pound you know
05:48what throw a couple more pounds on there yeah just give me oh i could handle i could do it
05:52like i'm in here all strung out on 35 a pound ham
05:56i'm like guys i don't know i gotta go i gotta go to rehab rehab that it's salty and good
06:03oh i don't want to talk about it much more yeah i'm upset i'm gonna go to the vending machine and
06:08get something that's not 1200 ham yeah let's get out of this salt vinegar chips or something
06:12because i can't have ham and i'm gonna kill people ham hole
06:14you
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