Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a controversial swimming hole in Tennessee and the owner has a voice that they can't believe is real.
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00:00There is this controversial swimming hole, which I don't even know what that means.
00:13I don't know either.
00:14First time I've ever said that in my life.
00:15Controversial swimming hole.
00:17It's in near Chattanooga, Tennessee.
00:19It's called the Blue Cove Hideaway.
00:22Blue Cove Hideaway.
00:23Now, the district attorney there is now considering whether charges will be filed against the owner of Blue Cove Hideaway in Tennessee.
00:31It's kind of a sad story.
00:32A man drowned there over the weekend, and another guy drowned there just over a year ago.
00:37Watch the video.
00:39When the owner speaks, it will blow your mind.
00:43Okay.
00:44Okay?
00:44Okay.
00:45Here's the story.
00:46This video better work.
00:47From News Channel 9 in Tennessee about this controversial swimming hole.
00:54Take a listen.
00:55Police say 25-year-old James Sester jumped from this homemade wooden platform off this 30-foot bluff.
01:03Police call this location unsafe and poorly operated.
01:07The sheriff even says he wants to shut it down.
01:10But the owner, Charles Womack, says he's not going anywhere.
01:13I'm just trying to help these high school kids and college kids, because they ain't got no money.
01:19The last Johnny happened.
01:20Oh, no.
01:21That's the owner.
01:22Oh, my God.
01:23That's the owner.
01:24Oh, boy.
01:25Anyone playing a lifeguard might have been way over here, and that's probably 2,000 or 3,000 feet up there when something happens.
01:32No, I ain't putting no lifeguards.
01:34Oh, my God.
02:04I don't know.
02:05No, I don't know.
02:05No, I don't know.
02:05No, I don't know.
02:05No, I don't know.
02:08Everyone's calling in saying he sounds just like the old guy from Family Guy.
02:11He does kind of.
02:11I don't.
02:12Yeah, I don't.
02:12Is it Herbert Pervert or what?
02:14Yeah, something like that.
02:14Yeah, I don't watch it, so I don't know.
02:16As a kid, so I don't have no resources.
02:19That's how he says it?
02:20It's a swimming pool.
02:21It's a swimming hole for the kids.
02:25Sometimes they drown.
02:27Sometimes I just got to swim in the horses.
02:30I got no lifeguards.
02:31It's thousands of feet away.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Just what's that tooth hair?
02:38Talking to a thousand yards.
02:40So, like, he has just rigged up a series of planks and pulley systems that you take your
02:52own life into your own hands.
02:54It's a quarry.
02:55He makes you sign a waiver saying that if anything happens, he's not responsible.
03:02And he charges these kids to get in there, too.
03:04Yeah.
03:05He charges?
03:06He charges.
03:08You can't charge.
03:09Take a quick couple of dollars.
03:10That's how I afford them planks and pulley systems.
03:12Go swimming on their own.
03:15Rigged up some old school plank like I was a pirate.
03:18Put up out there so I let them swim sometimes they die.
03:25You got that, Downey.
03:27Yeah, you do.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:29Yep.
03:29You do a great Charles Womack.
03:31Everybody has that one special thing.
03:34Mine is impersonating deathly swimming hole controversial owner, Charles Womack.
03:44Do you have audio of the Family Guy character?
03:47It's the same.
03:48Oh, yeah.
03:48Here we go.
03:49It's the exact same.
03:49Here's the clip.
03:50I don't think I've heard it.
03:51Of Herbert the Pervert here.
03:53Yes, I'll take this teddy bear.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:56This piece of string.
03:58This cardboard box.
04:00No way.
04:03YMCA.
04:04That's why he set up the swimming hole, right?
04:12Yes.
04:13You're damn right it is.
04:14You see the guys there in their swim trunks jumping off the platform.
04:16It's exactly what it is.
04:17These kids are athletes.
04:18I don't know why they don't need a swimming hole.
04:20You got to stay in shape, stay cool.
04:22Sometimes they die on you.
04:24I even provide changing rooms.
04:26Every once in a while, they just get out of the water and run out of air and they just die down there.
04:31You dead?
04:32I ain't getting no lifeguards and no witnesses.
04:35I put a scary, crudely-looking kidnapping sign right on the outside.
04:38It was a scary-looking sign.
04:41Yeah.
04:41A handwritten in marker on a piece of cardboard.
04:44I don't exactly run what you call a tight ship.
04:47These kids are having fun.
04:49They're just drowning.
04:50Just drowning?
04:51Oh, my God.
04:53Dave and Chuck the Freak dot com if you want to go see this guy for yourself.
04:55But it is unbelievable.
04:58That swimming hole is responsible for my testicles being lost.
05:03Look, I see all the boys.
05:10They're out there, too.
05:12I bet he's got a beautiful singing voice.
05:14Very dainty.
05:14Hey, please.
05:20Swim, swim.
05:23Swim till you die.
05:25There you go.
05:33Our first ever story on Dave and Chuck the Freak about a controversial swimming hole run by Herbert the pervert.
05:38Weird.