Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a singing cashier at a local store and the idea of having James sing for discounts is brought up during the conversation.
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00:00I guess when you go into a Dollar General in Michigan, I would never expect this.
00:15You expect maybe a good bargain, but you don't expect your cashier to sing to you.
00:21Oh, in fact, I would absolutely hate it if I had this happen to me.
00:27So there's this woman named Nakia Robinson, goes into a Dollar General.
00:33Take a listen to this video of this Michigan Dollar General cashier that's now going viral.
00:38Realize that you're the highest of the high.
00:44And if you don't know, then I'll say it.
00:49So don't ever wonder.
00:51Just give me my gun!
00:59Damn!
01:00Dollar items!
01:05Okay, so you are in Dollar General.
01:12Yeah, and it's not me.
01:13It's the girl in front of me.
01:14And I'm, like, behind this girl, and she's, like, recording.
01:18I'm, like...
01:18And if you don't know, then I'll say it.
01:21So don't ever wonder.
01:24Yeah!
01:25Let's get to pan!
01:27So tell me how long.
01:28Holy Christ!
01:30What?
01:32What's going to take until you speak, baby?
01:35No, like, I'm just thinking about being the guy behind...
01:41Because he's really not...
01:43What I like in a cashier, Dave...
01:46Hustle.
01:46Hustle.
01:47Yeah.
01:47I love hustle.
01:48I love me some hustle.
01:49Get me out of here.
01:50And he's just a spare...
01:51I wish I could do this during our commercial break.
02:04I'd record him and put him on YouTube.
02:09$37 a minute.
02:12How much?
02:13$37.50.
02:17You'd take MasterCard?
02:18Oh, I forgot chips.
02:27You have chips?
02:32What?
02:36Peter is on the riff lines.
02:37Hi, Peter.
02:38Good morning.
02:39Peter!
02:42Welcome to the show.
02:44Yeah, we're here.
02:44Go ahead.
02:45What's your comment?
02:46A lot of times, my wife will take her out shopping
02:48to get a discount.
02:49She'll make her sing a song.
02:51Hold on a second.
02:52I definitely would give you a discount
02:53to have someone stop singing.
02:54Your wife takes your daughter to Target
02:56and she'll sing and they'll give her, like, 10% off?
02:5910, 20% off sometimes, yeah.
03:01For singing?
03:02I think you should charge her more
03:04if you start singing to me.
03:05I'm going to start asking if I can get a discount
03:07for singing.
03:07Just start singing.
03:08And when they say, yeah,
03:09I'm just going to sing something sweet.
03:12I want to...
03:13That's what we should do.
03:14We should go out and take James.
03:15We should make James...
03:16Yeah, we should all go in the group
03:17and take James.
03:17How many discounts can James get?
03:19Our son James would love to sing something for you
03:21if we could get a discount.
03:23Our son James.
03:23Go ahead, James.
03:24Baby, come back.
03:27I don't know the rest of the words to this song.
03:30Which is the first thing that popped in my mind.
03:35Maybe we're at Target.
03:37Can I get a discount on all these things?
03:4110%.
03:41Disgust the Mary.
03:4220% if you think I'm good at singing.
03:47How many places can James get a 10% discount?
03:51That's what I want to know.
03:52Taco Bell, Cheese of God, Dita Crunch is my favorite.
03:54Taco Bell.
03:55I just love that.
03:56I demand the menu.
03:57That old scenario is so amazing.
04:00Two dudes, Dave and Chuck.
04:01This is our son.
04:03This is our son James.
04:04If he sings for you, will you give us a discount?
04:06Yeah.
04:06Listen to James.
04:08James, go.
04:09I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
04:15Oh, he's good.
04:16That one's about cocaine.
04:17Yeah.
04:19It is.
04:20He's got the backstory for it, too.
04:23What I'd love is for Dave to ask for the 10% discount, and then when they're like, no,
04:27then you say, well, what about now?
04:30Hit it, James.
04:32Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
04:33Oh, sorry.
04:34He's still warming up.
04:34Yeah.
04:35He's still warming up.
04:35He's cheap.
04:37Can we get a discount on all these things?
04:4110%.
04:42Magna McFall condoms.
04:44Because his wiener is here.
04:46Oh, wow.
04:46Sorry.
04:47He's not always appropriate.
04:48What say you now, Target?
04:50He's 20%.
04:52Silky soft panties.
04:54Silky soft panties.
04:56He sings the creepiest song.
04:57His son does.
04:58I'm just thinking about what you're buying, Dad.
05:00Get the stuff out of the basket.
05:02For Amber.
05:04I'm just thinking about what's there.
05:06I got to be inspired by your purchase to sing, you know?
05:09Oh, Yames.
05:10Oh, Yames.
05:11Citrus orange Tic Tacs.
05:13You're brushing his breath.
05:17Oh, I don't think I'm going to get a discount, Yames.
05:19I do.
05:19I do.