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Dave & Chuck The Freak discuss the 9 year old who was fat-shamed by Santa Claus!

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00:00A nine-year-old kid in North Carolina sat on Santa's lap last weekend, and Santa told
00:12him, quote, lay off the hamburgers and french fries, huh?
00:16You guys never got told that?
00:18His mom now wants that Santa to be fired.
00:22Here's the story from WLOS TV in North Carolina.
00:26A jolly time in Forest City led to a holiday moment a boy would like to forget.
00:31And I went out and I started crying because I just felt so bad.
00:35There I am.
00:38There I am.
00:43Anthony asked for an iPod Touch and a drone for Christmas when the family says he was body shamed.
00:51He's as big as his mom already.
00:53And when I got done, he said, we set off the hamburgers and french fries, and that really
00:58just disrespected me, and I felt awful.
01:01What set me off is when he started crying.
01:03The polar opposite to tears of joy.
01:06I was just mind blown.
01:07Keep laughing over there, David.
01:09I wish to meet him, though, he would have never went.
01:12He affected me so bad that I was crying until I went to bed that night.
01:15And I would have said to him, like my mama said, like, you don't want to disrespect a nine-year-old.
01:22Even though what shape besides you are, it doesn't matter.
01:26That kid's awesome.
01:27He is awesome.
01:28And the mother says she did run back in her place.
01:30She asked him, why did you say that?
01:33His response, I don't know.
01:35He does make a pain face.
01:37It is just so hard to even talk about this stuff, because I'm in utter pain right now,
01:43sitting on this cement.
01:45He got me out here on the cement.
01:48I'm as big as my mom already, and I'm only nine.
01:52Boy, everything hurts.
01:55I have no flexibility in my body.
01:58Santa Claus, I broke his leg.
02:03I sat on him, snapped him like a twig.
02:08All I wanted was a Hatchimal and a Hoverboard.
02:12I didn't want him to be told I had to go on a diet.
02:18I was so sad that night, I cried all the way until my mom went out and bought me six blizzards.
02:25Oh, he is a grown boy.
02:26As chubby little Chuck the Freak, put yourself in his shoes.
02:29What would, if chubby little Chuck had sat on Santa's lap, and Santa told little Chuck,
02:34hey, I want to lay off the hamburger and french fries, fatso,
02:38what do you think little Chuck would have done?
02:41I probably would have been pretty broken up about it.
02:44Mind you, I was not anywhere near the size of one of my parents when I was nine years old.
02:51You can look back on Chuck the Freak and see that things weren't going too hot.
02:57But, you know what I mean?
02:59I wasn't like that kid.
03:01You know, Santa was just like, oh, God, ow, okay, yeah, yeah, what do you want?
03:08Oh, hurry up.
03:10Oh, my God, this hurts tremendously.
03:13Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:14Oh, man, lay off the burgers and the fries.
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19I'm going to go to the hospital now.
03:21He's got a big...
03:21That's probably what it was, right?
03:22Like, the kid's on his leg and his hand.
03:23I was like, oh, God.
03:24Well, and he's so excited.
03:25He's so excited he ran up and jumped on him.
03:28Oh, no.
03:28I know what I would have done.
03:34He does.
03:34He makes a face like he's grimacing in pain.
03:37God, I'm just...
03:38Listen, it's hard to just breathe.
03:43I have got stuff pushing against every vital organ in my body.
03:49Yeah, like, basically...
03:52Like, that Santa's a douche.
03:53Of course.
03:54Okay, should this Santa get fired?
03:56Yes.
03:56Bye.
03:57Bye-bye.
03:57Yes, not meant to be a Santa Claus.
03:59No.
04:00At the same time, I think they should train Santas, and there's going to be me-sized kids coming
04:04to you.
04:05There is.
04:06You know?
04:06Like, you've got to be prepared.
04:08There's going to be big...
04:08It is America 2016.
04:12There's going to be big kids on your knees, Santa.
04:14It's going to...
04:15Listen, they're going to have to change it.
04:18You'll have to sit in little chairs beside Santa soon.
04:21You won't be able to sit on Santa's knee anymore.
04:23No.
04:23Because you imagine four hours of American kids.
04:30Could you imagine that?
04:31And Santa's knees would be destroyed, right?
04:33Four hours of America's youth on your knee.
04:37Someone said, soon sitting with Santa Claus will be like a Cedar Point ride.
04:40Instead of measuring you for height, you'll have to be weighed first to see if you're
04:43too big to sit on Santa's knee.
04:44No, you will.
04:45They can't do that.
04:46You wouldn't...
04:47That's shaming.
04:47Well, yeah, no.
04:49They're just going to be a little...
04:50Sizing a bunch of kids.
04:51There's going to be a little stool that the kid sits in front of Santa.
04:55That's what it'll be.
04:55That's what it has to be, right?
04:56That's what it'll be.
04:57A little bench or something.
04:58It's going to reject them because of their weight.
05:01Normal.
05:02Oh, son, you're too big for Santa.
05:05You're never saying that everything hurts.
05:07Everything hurts real bad.
05:08I'm going to need some kind of pain relievers for Christmas this year.
05:12All I want for Christmas is vacating, Santa.
05:14That's what's going to be.

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