Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who broke the 'help no one' rule and found out he isn't very good at being interviewed either.
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00:00this guy in oregon he stopped to check on a driver that was involved in a crash
00:12yeah as he was checking on that driver he was hit by a car he was thrown over the railing
00:19of a bridge he clung to the bridge help and then it all got worse from there oh he sat
00:27down to talk to cnn about all the horrible things that happened to him here it is this
00:33is just the beginning of steven aerosmith's miraculous his last name is aerosmith his last
00:39name is aerosmith how are you feeling oh well i hurt right now i got a rod in my femur now
00:47but you know it's the expected so you were driving um it was turning into evening and
00:55you get the pickup truck slide skid on some black ice well no i i didn't witness it what
01:02happened was i was driving home that this happened in the morning it's about seven a.m.
01:06he deserves it time um and i was coming across the bridge and every all of a sudden traffic
01:12was slowing down and started getting over and then there was this vehicle that was blocking
01:18the uh the lane i was in yeah so right okay so i want to stop there because no good deed
01:25goes unpunished is the moral of your story you did that and i i just want to i want to i want
01:32to skip over some things because there was a cascading series event uh of events you got
01:38up to help then a car behind you was hit you then were hit your car was hit and it knocked
01:45you off the bridge is that right well what were you thinking at that moment as you were hanging
01:50off the bridge i'm going to correct her again oh steven aerosmith
01:53they don't even have the full clip because they're like they couldn't they listen uh this goes on for
02:01another 25 minutes she was trying so hard to get him to just just wrap it up yeah exactly she's like
02:08so you got hit you fell over you're gripping on the side well that's not technically exactly
02:14how it happened here's how it happened exactly i was headed home from a very long day at work
02:23i came to a area of traffic that was extremely slow i am a fully trained emt and first responder
02:34when i saw a smashed car i thought to myself here's my opportunity to be a hero if i'm on the side of
02:44the road and need help i hope to god steven aerosmith doesn't show up oh no steven aerosmith
02:50oh hello little lady you got any bumps and bruises go away steven aerosmith
03:01oh hell i got to think of my car
03:04oh no
03:07oh no
03:09oh no
03:11oh
03:12oh
03:15oh
03:16help
03:18help
03:20help
03:20anyone
03:23oh jeez it's mad out there
03:30Guys, I'm hanging off the bridge here.
03:40You're a loser, Steven Aerosmith.
03:43God, I'm really heavy.
03:49Someone said Aerosmith's name is Tyler.
03:51Steven Aerosmith.
03:54Oh, my God.
03:55I was listening to Aerosmith's greatest hits.
03:58I love it.
03:58An elevator was hot.
04:01When I turn around just to see you crying.
04:12Living it up while I'm going down.
04:17One more time now.
04:18It ain't fair.
04:20Loving an elevator.
04:21Go.
04:21He's different.
04:30A little different than Steven.
04:32He's got a little pocket protector in his army field jacket.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:43It looks like trouble ahead.
04:44I should probably stop.
04:48Help these people.
04:51All right, I'm out.
04:53Oh, gee.
04:54Someone's laying on a break.
04:56Oh, no.
04:58Chain reaction time.
04:59Oh, no.
04:59Chain reaction time.
05:01Oh, no.
05:02Oh, no.
05:02Oh, no.
05:02Oh, no.
05:03Oh, no.
05:04Oh, no.
05:04Oh, no.
05:05Oh, no.
05:05Oh, no.
05:06Oh, no.
05:06Oh, no.
05:07Oh, no.
05:07Oh, no.
05:08Oh, no.
05:08Oh, no.
05:09Oh, no.
05:10Jeez, that sounds atrocious.
05:15Thank God I'm hanging off the side of this bridge.
05:18I could have been really hurt.
05:21Oh, Steven Aerosmith.
05:23You know, the crazy thing is, the guy right before him made it home totally safe.
05:27Just kept on driving.
05:28Yeah.
05:29All the way home.
05:29That's it.
05:30You know?
05:31Unluckiest man and world's worst storyteller, Steven Aerosmith.
05:35Joins us now live on CNN.
05:36Poor CNN lady.
05:37Actually, she'll correct you for a couple of things here.
05:39Oh, man.
05:40Just go with it, idiot.
05:42For God's sakes.
05:43Yeah.
05:44No.