Dave & Chuck the Freak asked people about being invited to orgies when Lisa shared how she just wants to be invited to a dinner party with a nice cheese tray.
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00:00how did you react when you were invited to an orgy were you shocked were you disgusted were
00:12you excited i would be shocked if someone invited me to an orgy i would too absolutely you know
00:18because i'm not really like who you'd want to stock your orgy full of check the freaks no
00:24are the women inviting guys to orgies i don't know i mean it has to happen from time to time but i
00:33mean i feel like a guy is really the person who's finding out there's an orgy somewhere
00:38and this woman said i had an older gentleman always request to sit in my section he'd always
00:44tip me 50 bucks after ordering two glasses of wine after getting to know him more he requested if i'd
00:50like to go to his party the party ended up being an orgy changed my life huh i just like to get
00:56invited to a really good dinner party yeah i'm with you on that dinner or something would be good like
01:03if you serve good food you weren't too annoying be like prime rib yeah are you serious yes i'll go
01:10i just need a good like cheese tray thanks do you mind during like the good cheese and all that
01:16there's just random dudes just jerking off doesn't sound like a good time yeah
01:22yeah different cheeses yeah i don't know i honestly like if i'm being honest i don't know how i'd react
01:30if i showed up and an orgy was going on you just turn around and leave you just grab some cheese and
01:37go that's an orgy cheese tray though i'd put the cheese back then i'm like i'd think about it for a
01:44second someone said their new call-in should be lisa cheese tray
01:47they're talking about orgies on dave and chuck and lisa goes i just want to get invited to a dinner
02:13party yeah like a super cool dinner party with like a cool band is there just hanging out
02:19anthony bourdain is there yes thank you that's the dinner party i want to go to yeah that's a good one
02:26uh this guy said i could never go to one because i'd be done in two minutes and then be sitting
02:31around for hours as my wife got railed by a bunch of dudes you would need a cheese tray then
02:35i'll just be over here for the cheese tray the quick guys yeah like there would be like
02:41chicks would want to do me quick guy cheese tray oh that's for all the quick guys hey how you doing
02:48i'm over here quick guy section welcome to quick guy corner for you guys oh boy i'd love to have
02:54sex with you but i ate a bunch of cheese on so pick something or whatever i got here at 701 i was done
03:00at 704 i've eaten cheese ever since yeah i ate a whole half a tray of cheese i'm gonna make a quick
03:09run after getting another cheese tray i feel really bad and then my stomach my stomach feels so bad i can't
03:16even bang you because i'm like sorry just feeling real bloated from that uh quick guy cheese uh
03:21delicious stuff smoke did you see the smoke buddha she really knows uh how to bring the cheese
03:29please do cheese tray maybe so cheese tray quick guy cheese tray quick guy cheese tray
03:37oh man i do not want to be standing at the quick guy cheese tray i feel like i'd be there a lot
03:45i don't know it would make you feel better she's always makes you feel better it does help you a lot
03:53and one more here i'd just be pondering the horrible nature of my love making
04:00little slices of cheese
04:04melting melt in my mouth hey you ever with the quick guy cheese tray yep i'm a and then like
04:14another quick guy would come on hey that uh went pretty horrible yeah for me too want a piece of
04:22cheese there's a yeah i'm gonna have some cheese here me too and if you run out there's like an
04:27extra quick guy cheese tray in the refrigerator i heard there's another one that was in there
04:32i think i should grab it at least a cheese tray
04:34me and indy really polish off this whole uh thing of cheese here you got another one of those cheese
04:42trays see uh my sex is a short game but cheese long game
04:46cheese i can do
04:54here's like fondue set up and all sorts of stuff
05:00hope you don't mind least but we lit a candle here and we've been warming up our own cheese in this
05:06little mug we found our own homemade fondue
05:10cheese we are good at nothing sadder than the quick guy cheese tray corner oh it really is i mean
05:18it's less sad when it's one of you right it becomes more sad when there's two of you there's a couple
05:24yeah and it's like boy we did not last boy it just uh just over quick so i don't know about you
05:30but this was a was a lot more than i well i planned wrong because my ride is there right over there
05:36like nine dicks and a red piece yeah she's on that trapeze she is more agile than i thought
05:44just to go with lisa give the quick guys the wi-fi password and here's the wi-fi
05:49what's the password for the wi-fi
05:55q u i c k quick g u y quick guy quick guy quick guy thanks lise