Invincible Meets Allen The Alien Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00Where are the Guardians of the Globe?
00:03There's been no sign of the iconic heroes for over a week,
00:06leaving the local champions to pick up the slack.
00:15It's like you're not even trying.
00:19And now you're trying too hard.
00:21Slow down.
00:23Don't hit me where I am, hit me where-
00:27Thanks for the tip.
00:29You know, you have to be able to take a hit too-
00:32Nolan!
00:37Oh, great.
00:38We picked this up near Mars an hour ago, moving fast.
00:42He's back.
00:44Fifteen minutes till he's breathing our air.
00:46I wouldn't ask, Nolan, but with the Guardians gone-
00:50I'll stop him.
00:51Who's he?
00:52Nolan's been home a week, and you want to send him to space?
00:56No.
00:57No way.
00:58He doesn't work for you.
00:59Sweetie.
01:00There's no one else to be.
01:01I'll go.
01:02Sweetie.
01:03I said no!
01:04You're still injured.
01:05I'll go.
01:06Okay.
01:07What?
01:08Why not?
01:09He's not that tough.
01:10Mark can take him.
01:11Oh, wonderful.
01:12That's your solution.
01:13Could you define not that tough?
01:15Just knock some sense into the guy and throw him back where he came from.
01:18Easy.
01:20How do I breathe in space?
01:22That's the neat thing.
01:24You don't.
01:25Twelve minutes.
01:36Okay.
01:37Hey, you're early.
01:54Ant, you shaved your mustache.
01:56Stay away from my planet.
02:07Not bad.
02:08But you're trying to tackle me into something.
02:10Your moon is that way.
02:18Why can I hear you in my head?
02:19Where else do you keep your brain?
02:28That's what you call protecting your planet?
02:30I stand for your people!
02:50You sure you're the same guy?
02:52I fought here three years ago.
02:53What?
02:54No!
02:55I'm not the same guy!
02:56Well, sucks to be you then.
02:57My eye!
02:59Really?
03:00You tried this already?
03:01Ed!
03:08Ha!
03:09Maybe you'll do after all.
03:11What are you talking about?
03:16Wait!
03:17Stop!
03:18I...
03:19Hold on!
03:20I don't...
03:21I want to talk!
03:22Are you using your timeout?
03:23I get a timeout?
03:24Why did I get a timeout?
03:25Hey, I didn't invent the rule.
03:27What rules?
03:28I don't even know who you are!
03:29Oh!
03:30You don't?
03:31Alright, um...
03:32I'm an evaluation officer for the Coalition of Planets.
03:37I drop by little dirt balls like yours to make sure there's someone capable of defending
03:44them against, you know, planet-conquering monsters, things of that nature.
03:48I literally have no idea what any of that means.
03:49Well, I don't know what to tell you, man.
03:50Your planet signed up for the program.
03:51See?
03:52Request from Urath for evaluation.
03:53Urath!
03:54This is Earth!
03:55Earth!
03:56Yes!
03:57Not Urath!
03:58No!
03:59Is that with an E or a U?
04:00E!
04:01Oh, I'm in so much trouble.
04:02Well, thanks for letting me know.
04:03I'm Alan, by the way.
04:04I'm Alan, by the way.
04:05I don't know what to tell you.
04:06I don't know what to tell you, man.
04:07I don't know what to tell you, man.
04:08I don't know what to tell you, man.
04:09I don't know what to tell you, man.
04:10Your planet signed up for the program.
04:11See?
04:12Request from Urath for evaluation.
04:13Urath!
04:14This is Earth!
04:15Yes!
04:16Not Urath.
04:17No!
04:18Is that with an E or a U?
04:19E!
04:20Oh, I'm in so much trouble.
04:21Well, thanks for letting me know.
04:22I'm Alan, by the way.
04:23Invincible.
04:24Oh, yeah?
04:25A little optimistic, isn't it?
04:26Yeah, I know.
04:27I just fought you, and I think you're quite invincible.
04:29Okay.
04:30Well, as long as I don't get fired, I'll see you around, Invincible.
04:32Sorry about all that.
04:33Oh, no.
04:34No, no.
04:35No, no.
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04:48No, no.
04:49What the hell was that?
04:54Wow.
04:55Cool.