The much awaited Red Balloon Game NBA Free Agency is played! Which of these upcoming NBA free agents would be the Perfect Match for the Heat? Who would've thought that this show host was terrified of the sound of balloons popping!
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00:00let us get to what we have been excited about we are stealing the red balloon game
00:04because nba free agency is upon us before you know it and the heat they lose tomorrow
00:13offseason's here and we already got fodder aplenty fodder aplenty is out there wait
00:21here's what i hate about this time of year what's up and you okay this time of year
00:30anybody on planet earth that says something you like uh-huh you run with it you might not even
00:38like that person then all of a sudden he says something that you would like yeah all of a
00:46sudden he's your bud he's your pal sometimes you got to see uh the other side of people you know
00:51it's crazy so anyway leroy since you don't like that i'm putting some of the control into your
00:57hands today okay because we have a game show host all right frog hopper yeah he's joining us here
01:06and he is going to host a game show thank you free agent red balloon game you have a bevy of red
01:12balloons in front of you we have pins for said balloons boom and now you have just realized
01:19if you don't like a red if you don't like a free agent that he brings up to you can i just say this
01:26i was moving the balloon while holding the pin smart i didn't realize until i'm like oh crap i let
01:38the pin go and it's stuck in my leg so we can't do nothing with our frog boy is going to bring up a
01:45free agent yes you could give your initial reaction to pop it or he's going to continue to give some
01:51qualifications of said free agent yeah and as long as it goes through you like the free agent leave
01:57your balloon if anything turns you off pop that balloon okay you get the game i think it's easy
02:03is it one is it one balloon per person yes yes we're just going to rotate yes but if you keep your
02:09balloon let's just say uh x free agent like tyler if we mentioned tyler hero for some reason if we
02:15were doing this in uh i don't know if we were doing this in new orleans uh you could not pop your
02:20balloon and then just hold on to that balloon for the next one j fig wow this popped violent yes it
02:24did yes it did by the way you doubted my balloon blowing skills oh yeah really well looks like a party
02:29let me tell you something oh chicken lips blew those things up like it was nothing why are you gonna do
02:34your front like that it's so dirty all right let's all grab one put a balloon in front of you
02:39don't pop it with those lips he's not cooling off a lot of soup all righty
02:45that's what that's what you call cool soup i have air that comes out of them
02:50soup coolers i feel like it all right what do you have for us frog barker what do you have for us here
02:58today all right for our first free agent welcome on in to red balloon free agent
03:06so because this is a radio medium as well i will also be playing instead of just saying their name
03:15i'll be playing a highlight for you to identify our lucky lucky bachelor all righty uh let us start
03:22off with contestant number one
03:25that is our oh yeah the highlights will actually say the name of the person you know that's the
03:38only one that does it's hard it's hard it's hard uh i would like you guys to meet zion williams
03:44already i'm not i'm i'm not signing injured players wow i don't know like the thing the thing
03:56that has plagued this team for the last couple years is injuries to players i want somebody who
04:02plays let me hear him out let me hear him out i would like jfick hasn't popped a balloon yet
04:06seems like you gotta still keep hearing them out i'm actually terrified right now one thing i don't
04:10like his balloon popping listen you gotta be part of the game jennifer i i am i am okay well
04:15a little bit more sound like robbie what he's getting balloons no he's just he's all skinnish
04:22all right i'm in i'm in all right let's hear what he has to say the six foot six nba sensation with
04:30a heart of gold and a slam dunk smile when he's not dominating on the court he loves to try new foods
04:37and spend time with his loved ones the louisiana large man is looking for someone who can keep up
04:44with this high-flying personality wow what kind of man was it his sweet tooth he is a louisiana
04:52large man with a high-flying personality and a sweet tooth uh pros insanely athletic cons
05:01victim of the astronaut he does he does have a victim to that didn't he just have a stalker
05:09yes yes he did what was that the girl that tattooed her face no that wasn't real okay it wasn't real
05:16another pro stalker real he could uh potentially add more rebounding and presence in the paint
05:26con may not play ever literally ever ever ever he may not play ever like 70 games a year ago
05:39ever yes but he did miss the playoffs didn't miss the playoffs the most games he's played in three
05:44years put together jennifer you gotta pop if you feel like you don't want zion you can't be scared
05:48of popping it you gotta be a grown-up you know we talked about the balloon game for about a week and
05:52a half you should have mentioned you should have mentioned you were terrified of this i did and
05:56you guys thought it was weird it is weird so pop the balloon if you don't want zion
05:59oh are you really wow wait a minute seems like zion goes through wait a minute
06:07they are grown ass men who are intimidated by this one what jennifer jennifer yeah and yet
06:16she's terrified of popping a balloon if it was a bird she'd stab it
06:20that's not true so you won't pop a balloon but you would chuckle you'd choke a bird out
06:31come on all right let's move on to free agent number two there frog marger
06:37agent number two behind a new red balloon there leroy yeah pick it on up pick it on up
06:45all right let's introduce candidate number two looking for durant
06:51that is right that is right indeed you heard it correctly that is none other than kevin durant
07:06wow that's right charming and talented nba superstar with a heart of gold this olympic gold medalist
07:15and nba champion it's looking for someone who can keep up with his adventurous spirit
07:20and multiple personalities pro one of the best basketball players of all time true
07:26con a little long in the tooth he is a little long in the tooth
07:31too little long in the tooth pro cost efficient doesn't even get his hair cut during the season
07:38con doesn't get his hair cut during the season he is a grumpy old man yes but that being said
07:48spo in the heat would love him because he all about basketball mutual interest reportedly from
07:54shams saying yesterday mutual interest look at that all right i'm i'm i'm i'm good with that
08:02you're good with kevin durant because it's gonna be understood it's only gonna be a year or two
08:07kevin durant all right i'm still there heaven durant seems to go through okay all right what
08:19about number three frog barker behind door number three you gotta have your uh you got by the way you
08:27gotta have your balloon on camera dude like can you be a showman and a grown-up it's not like i put
08:34it on camera when it's five feet off camera no when i grabs it yeah okay also can you zoom out
08:39from your camera a little bit now now now you have too many requests yeah like what the hell
08:45uh all right somebody who's scared the damn balloon is telling me you better be able to do the bit
08:50i will i will don't make me get matt rife in here whoa
08:54contestant number oh i'm just gonna anger her a little bit yeah that was good all right
09:02wow give us number three frog barker let's open up door number three
09:09oh my three pops not a real basketball player he's hurt more than xia he's a ferris wheel in basketball shoes
09:24he doesn't get to play he doesn't play real basketball
09:41ferris wheel in basketball he is that's a great he is it's like and now lamella ball
09:48shoot behind my head okay yeah i'm out on lamella ball see you next one yeah it seems like all three
09:59of you guys were out on him very quickly that was our first elimination yep i want you guys to know
10:03that wow i eliminated somebody yeah completely unanimous elimination okay unanimous elimination let's move
10:10on to door number four and you can see imbead was in discomfort immediately that's so painful
10:20let me just make click who are you bringing up here uh you can notice that this isn't a highlight
10:27of any sort of activity of him dunking this is him getting and you could see imbead was in
10:33discomfort immediately that's so painful joel mb okay pop out pop you know you know how tall joel
10:47mb is five foot ten why's that because he's always sitting
10:51so pretty tall he's my height he's my height well sitting down she's not five ten yeah like really
11:00jennifer pros he could he could be the solidifying center that we've always
11:08solidified you have to play he's not he's not gonna be playing a lot did we not all did we were
11:15we not clear by three popped balloons no and you're still going with next next all right let us
11:23move on to door number four all right door number five five is what i meant
11:31that is yannis on tentacompo behind door number five i see okay okay i see no no i'm not popping
11:49that no balloons you don't pop on yannis not only does he play yeah but he's dominant what uh what
11:56but like well this is yannis on tentacompo he is a greek freak and two-time nba mvp with a heart
12:02of gold as they all normally you don't have to worry you won't have to worry about him let him
12:08finish his list dominant force on the court and is looking for someone who can keep up with his high
12:13energy personality love for family and passion and most importantly horny what is
12:22yannis on tentacompo he is horny pros one of the best athletes of this generation cons
12:32really horny and he's only been in milwaukee imagine when he comes to miami well that is true
12:39although he seems to only be horny for mrs greek freak yeah which is good it's good which is nice it
12:44is uh but i will say this might be his third first round exit in a long in four years you know i mean
12:52like let's be real about that they already fired they already fired the coach no they ain't fired
12:58coach that was um that's uh they fired they did fire his coach but then his other his coach just got
13:03fired again now he has doc rivers uh yeah anything to say about this free agent doc you worried about
13:08losing him look in all the years i've been in this business it is what it is uh i'm doing everything
13:17i can to get guys you know ready for the games we got guys who aren't healthy uh it takes time for
13:24these guys to start learn how to work together but it is what it is that is red balloon we'll continue on
13:34we have more free agents to get to later on in the program well done frog barker yeah we did it guys
13:41what is it i don't like the sound