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00:00Hey, Ava Darling.
00:15Declan, what are you doing?
00:17That's a beautiful name.
00:18Ava Darling.
00:21Makes sense, I guess.
00:24Beautiful name for a beautiful girl.
00:27Right. Did you, like, hit your head or something, Declan?
00:31You do know how beautiful you are, don't you?
00:40You are so not good at that.
00:44What?
00:45Is that like your first kiss or something?
00:48Got him.
00:49Oh, my God.
00:51I can't believe she thought a guy would actually be interested in her.
00:55There's a reason you're a virgin, loser.
01:14You guys really need to find new shit to laugh about?
01:17Hunter, what the fuck?
01:21You good?
01:22Enough, everyone.
01:27Let's get to class.
01:28Go learn something.
01:33Hunter.
01:34Just a man I wanted to see.
01:36Oh, practice ran late.
01:46I didn't have time to study.
01:48Life lasts longer than the duration of a soccer season.
01:52You need to start thinking about your future.
01:55And you deserve a future, Hunter.
01:57I know you're better than this.
01:58One more F, and you're off the team.
02:05And finally, please remember there are Narcon injectors available at the front office.
02:10Stay safe and study hard.
02:12Don't you know it's not enough to be smart anymore?
02:15You're going to have to be willing to play dirty, too.
02:18Is that why you keep cheating your way to valedictorian?
02:20Just because you're the frontrunner now, doesn't mean you won't have a little accident before the school year's out.
02:28You know, it was so easy to get you alone with my cousin this morning.
02:35You know, he's not afraid to beat up a girl.
02:38You should keep that in mind.
02:39You should keep that in mind.
03:10Ava, can I talk to you?
03:14It's Hunter.
03:16I promise you're safe.
03:33Why do you carry around travel-sized lotion-infused tissues?
03:39So I can help damsels in distress like you.
03:45No, I'm kidding.
03:46My little sister gets nosebleeds, so I just keep them with me.
03:50Look, I wanted to ask you if you'd ever consider starting a study group with me.
03:57Like, I think we could be a good team and you could call it, I don't know, payback for helping you out earlier.
04:03Thanks, but no thanks.
04:06I can take care of myself.
04:08Really?
04:09You know, I heard what Jessica was saying to you out there.
04:15I could, um, I could offer you protection.
04:20For a couple of those days, you're always getting it.
04:21And how would you protect me?
04:27I think Jessica and Declan would, you know, stop bothering you if they thought you were my girlfriend.
04:34But aren't you and, um, Jessica?
04:38Fuckin'.
04:39No, not anymore.
04:41Right, but why not just friends?
04:45Because Jessica and Declan think guys and girls can't, you know, just be friends.
04:52So, you want to be my fake boyfriend for protection in exchange for me giving you all the answers to everything?
05:00Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
05:04I mean, I think it sounds like a good idea.
05:06Would you ever be, I don't know, interested in something like that?
05:13You're such a man, boy.
05:15You know what, Hunter?
05:16Why don't you take your offer and shove it up your ass?
05:30You're right.
05:53There he is.
05:55My best salesman.
06:00I didn't come here to watch you grope your jailbait girlfriend.
06:10Fuck off, Hunter.
06:11Hey, Drew, you want me to show this kid his place?
06:20That fucking mouth of yours.
06:23I pay all your bills, and you give me shit?
06:27You could stand to be a bit more grateful, you know?
06:30You're the one who came to me with that pathetic sob story about your little sister.
06:35Please, Mr. Carter, you don't understand.
06:37She's sick.
06:38I need the money.
06:41Little bitch.
06:42I'd kick your disrespectful ass if my business partners weren't so pleased with your numbers.
06:47Remember that.
06:49Speaking of, we're throwing a party here this weekend.
06:54So invite all your little high school friends.
06:56I want a big crowd.
06:58I got a new shipment of pills coming in, and I need my best salesman to be there to push them.
07:05Am I clear?
07:05You told Hunter Black to do what?
07:24Ava, you need to go back to him, apologize, and accept the deal.
07:28Why would I do that?
07:29Because if Jessica can't mess with you outside of the classroom, that means she'll have to beat you for valedictorian the old-fashioned way.
07:35And we all know that'll never happen.
07:38You gotta stop with those.
07:44Lauren Cabot overdosed on those last year.
07:47Because she was partying, cutting it with other drugs.
07:50You don't see me doing that, do you?
07:52I still think there's a better way to focus.
07:55And I still think you should take Hunter up on his offer.
07:57If you hurry, you could catch him after soccer practice.
08:01You know what?
08:03It's a great idea.
08:06Hunter's coach should know that he's been trying to cheat.
08:08I still think he's been trying to cheat.
08:38You changed your mind yet?
08:56No, I have not.
08:59Oh, what is that?
09:01Is that Greece?
09:02It is Greece, from the robotics lab.
09:05It's where I just was.
09:06Yeah, okay.
09:09Ava, I get it.
09:10All right, academics, that's your thing.
09:11Just like soccer is mine.
09:12And you know, normally I wouldn't ask you to help me cheat on anything.
09:15But this is temporary.
09:16I just gotta...
09:18I gotta get through soccer season into spring semester with my scholarship intact so I can graduate.
09:23Spring semester?
09:24Too late for Jessica to catch up with me.
09:30For valedictorian.
09:31Yeah, I know.
09:32I know, I know.
09:37If we're gonna be in a fake relationship, we have to discuss parameters.
09:41Set up some ground rules.
09:42Deal.
09:44Shall we seal it with a kiss?
09:46Rule number one, nothing physical.
09:49Well, come on.
09:50No, I mean it, Hunter.
09:51Our clothes are staying on.
09:53I can think of plenty of things we can do with our clothes too long.
09:58I mean, we have to at least kiss if we're gonna look like a real couple.
10:02Maybe even a few trips to the nurse's office.
10:05Fine.
10:06Which leads me to rule number two.
10:09No other hookups.
10:10If we're a couple, we're into each other and only each other.
10:13All right.
10:15Then rule number three, no catching feelings.
10:18I don't want you getting all lovey-dovey on me.
10:20No problem.
10:23And I think, you know, if you're gonna be my girlfriend, you gotta, you gotta look the part.
10:28What?
10:29You gonna give me a makeover or something?
10:34Something like that.
10:38Hey, Jessica.
10:40I heard your ex is now dating that pick-me-prude Ava.
10:43Like anyone would ever date Ava.
10:47Have you seen her?
10:49She dresses like a troll with a personality to match.
10:53Yeah.
10:53Total boner killer.
10:55Exactly.
10:57Damn, who's that?
11:09Is that Ava?
11:13be no good.
11:17I feel so.
11:22I see.
11:23Oh.
11:24I see.
11:24I see.
11:29Oh.
11:30what are you doing charity work now nice jacket it's his mom's
11:58hmm shame to see such a great outfit go absolutely wasted even with the new clothes you're still so
12:07painfully mid don't listen to him you look gorgeous
12:28at least when i win valedictorian you'll be used to my sloppy seconds
12:35adorable now if you will please excuse us hunter and i have some very important business to attend
12:51too drew needs us right yeah business who's drew um just a soccer thing i'll see you lady for
13:02you're fucking lying to me fucking lying to me
13:17okay that's enough man no we don't like doing this shit to you man we don't like it okay just pay us
13:23the money yeah you know who you work for no drew carter you want to piss him off i promise you
13:29i heard he used a knife on the last kid you hear that hunter i did hear that you want to try
13:32your luck with drew no you don't you got one week you got one week okay
13:36that means get the fuck out
13:40what's up sweetly you guys on the road yet you think you left it on my bed
14:00okay just um just hang tight i'll be there soon okay yeah