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00:00Happy anniversary!
00:08A car?
00:10Honey, I didn't expect you spent so much on me.
00:13I've got the best wife in the world.
00:17Is this a joke?
00:20What do you mean?
00:21So, your love for me is measured by a rose you didn't even buy but stole?
00:26Honey, I didn't know our love was measured by the size of the gifts.
00:30Are you kidding?
00:32It's our anniversary, I just gave you a car.
00:35Don't you feel ashamed?
00:37No, because this isn't everything.
00:39So the rose is just the beginning.
00:42What's next?
00:43Dinner at pizza restaurant.
00:45It's happy hour now.
00:47Nothing to see in your defense.
00:51Fine.
00:52I'm going to clear my head in my new convertible.
01:06Is this for me?
01:08What's in there?
01:10Pizza.
01:11And it's mine.
01:13Honey!
01:15What's inside?
01:17Honey, go clear your head.
01:21Fine.
01:25I'm not that curious anyway.
01:28No, no, no, get back.
01:32Get, get.
01:33Puzzle?
01:34What's going on, Franco?
01:39Did you get fired or...
01:41Have you gotten into gambling?
01:44What difference does it make?
01:45It seems like you don't care about me anyway.
01:47Anyway.
01:58Our new home.
02:00Just like you wanted.
02:02And the rose bush I planted just for you.
02:05I don't deserve a man like you.
02:06Forgive me, please.
02:07I don't deserve a man like you.
02:20Forgive me, please.
02:21It's our first anniversary and I sacrificed so much to buy you that card, so...
02:25When I saw the rose, I...
02:26I was really upset.
02:27You're a husband and wife.
02:28Of course I forgive you.
02:29Of course I forgive you.
02:30I don't deserve a man like you.
02:31I don't deserve a man like you.
02:34Forgive me, please.
02:35It's our first anniversary and I sacrificed so much to buy you that card, so...
02:42When I saw the rose, I...
02:45I was really upset.
02:48You're a husband and wife.
02:49Of course I forgive you.
02:50Making mistakes is normal.
02:51The important thing to admit them.
02:52Here's your rubbish.
02:53No, what are you doing?
02:54No, stop.
02:55You stupid fucsies.
02:56Relax, please.
02:57Ellie.
02:58You know what?
02:59What?
03:00You make me sick.
03:01Come on, just...
03:02Listen to me.
03:03Ellen, listen to me now.
03:04No.
03:05What is it?
03:06What is it?
03:07Money.
03:08I see that it's money, but who the hell money is it?
03:10Mine?
03:11I won a million in the lottery yesterday.
03:12I wanted to surprise you today, but you decided to bring you money.
03:14You know what?
03:15What are you doing?
03:16What are you doing?
03:17No, stop.
03:18You stupid fucsies.
03:19Relax, please.
03:20Stop.
03:21Ellie.
03:22You know what?
03:23What?
03:24You make me sick.
03:25Come on, just...
03:26Listen to me.
03:27Ellen, listen to me now.
03:28No.
03:29What is it?
03:30Money.
03:31I see that it's money, but who the hell money is it?
03:33Mine.
03:34You decided to break up.
03:37Well...
03:38I'm surprised.
03:40But...
03:41I didn't say anything about break up.
03:45Max!
03:46Wait!
03:47Wait!
03:49She thinks I'm a fool.
03:53Honey.
03:54I'm sorry.
03:55I'm just a little bit overreacted.
03:58Don't be so...
03:59Wait, wait, wait.
04:00A minute ago you didn't love me.
04:01Before you saw the money.
04:02Money has nothing to do with it.
04:03Have fun.
04:04And you just lost a loser after all.
04:09Max!
04:10Max!
04:11What?
04:13I'm pregnant.
04:18Surprise.
04:21Ellie, no way.
04:22I...
04:23It's not a surprise that I'm carrying your baby.
04:27Our firstborn, Emma.
04:29And she will be a ballerina.
04:32Are you kidding me?
04:33Are you expecting me to believe in this nonsense?
04:35But it's truth!
04:38You know what, babe?
04:39You don't fool me so easily.
04:42Come on.
04:43Where are we going?
04:44To the clinic.
04:45To the clinic.
04:46To do an ultrasound.
04:47And let's end this stupid facade.
04:49Max!
04:50I need a change, huh?
04:58Max!
04:59Max!
05:00Wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:01What?
05:02I think I'm sick.
05:04Ellie, what happened?
05:05Like I said, I'm sick.
05:06I'm sick.
05:07Then, I don't know.
05:08Bring me some...
05:10Mint lollipops.
05:11Mint lo...
05:12Where am I going to get those now?
05:13I don't know.
05:14Go and read some Willy Wonka store.
05:17Pharmacy on the first floor.
05:18Just go.
05:19Just stay here.
05:20I'll be right back.
05:22Okay.
05:23Thank you!
05:24Everything all right?
05:25Yeah, I'm totally fine.
05:29Doctor.
05:30Please.
05:31Help me.
05:32Who are you?
05:33It doesn't matter.
05:35You need to say that I'm pregnant.
05:36It's...
05:37It's very important for me.
05:38Just believe me.
05:39It's for...
05:40Darling, I'm a doctor and I'm not gonna lie.
05:42It's an effort.
05:43No, no, no, no.
05:44It's not an unusual lie.
05:46It's for...
05:47Save...
05:48Me.
05:50Otherwise...
05:52He will kill me.
05:54Who?
05:55What?
05:57My boyfriend.
06:01He's a monster.
06:03And he's a killer.
06:04But what does it have to do with me?
06:06He...
06:07He wanted an heir for his fortune for a long time.
06:11And...
06:12It hasn't worked out.
06:15And if you don't tell him that I'm pregnant, I'm gonna die.
06:18Calm down.
06:19Calm down.
06:20I'm gonna help you.
06:22I'm calling the police.
06:23It's okay.
06:24Uh...
06:25Don't call the police.
06:26All the police in our city are pregnant.
06:27But...
06:28It's not an option.
06:29Just tell him that I'm pregnant.
06:30It gives me two days.
06:31Just run away from his monster.
06:32Honey.
06:33There were only watermelon lollipops.
06:34Maybe it will help you.
06:35This is your boyfriend?
06:36Wait in the hallway.
06:37What?
06:38But I, uh...
06:39I'm a doctor here.
06:40And don't interfere with examination.
06:41Wait in the hallway.
06:42Wait in the hallway.
06:43What?
06:44But I, uh...
06:45I'm a doctor here.
06:46And don't interfere with examination.
06:47Wait in the hallway.
06:48I got it.
06:49I'm a doctor here.
06:50And don't interfere with examination.
06:52Wait in the hallway.
06:53I got it.
06:54I got it.
07:15I got it.
07:16I got it.
07:17I got it.
07:18See?
07:19Whatever.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Now I see that he is a Tyrone.
07:22But you need to lie down in that bed.
07:25And I'll do an ultrasound anyway.
07:27Don't...
07:28I just need...
07:29I need to do a recording system.
07:31For authenticity.
07:32Oh.
07:34Well...
07:35That's okay.
07:37Please.
07:38Let's do it.
07:40Thanks for your women's solidarity.
07:42You're such a good woman.
07:45You have no idea.
07:52Are you saving me by saying that?
07:55Oh, you're having twins.
07:56Oh, no.
07:57That's too much.
07:58It's enough to lie about one child.
08:00No, no.
08:01I'm not lying.
08:02You're really pregnant.
08:03Look.
08:07What?
08:08Oh, no!
08:09That's...
08:10That's...
08:11That's...
08:12That's...
08:13Really bad.
08:14That's...
08:15100% bad.
08:16I thought that...
08:17You really want...
08:18What are you talking about?
08:19What are you talking about?
08:20What are you talking about?
08:21Children is the last thing that I need.
08:22Especially from some stranger.
08:23A stranger.
08:24But I thought that...
08:25It's from your watermelon flag, no?
08:26Listen.
08:27It's not your business.
08:28Who's the father?
08:29What a nice damn...
08:30Question.
08:31Who's the father?
08:32Let me think.
08:33Let me think.
08:34Let me...
08:35I hope it's from...
08:36In this culture.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Cause, uh...
08:39If they're from...
08:40Tarun or...
08:41Or...
08:42Or...
08:43Mr. Jean.
08:44Okay, I've had enough of this.
08:45What?
08:46Wait.
08:47Wait.
08:48Wait.
08:49Listen, uh...
08:51I will pay you...
08:521.
08:5310.
08:5410.
08:55$1,000.
08:562.
08:5710.
08:581.
08:59$2,000.
09:002.
09:011.
09:021.
09:032.
09:041.
09:051.
09:061.
09:071.
09:081.
09:091.
09:101.
09:121.
09:132.
09:14Sounds good, isn't it?
09:17Give him that damn piece of paper saying that I'm pregnant!
09:21It's it. It's it.
09:22But he's not the father.
09:26The father is not the one who made a child.
09:29He's the one that I'm going to dip into thinking he is, huh?
09:37Well, if he refused, that's okay.
09:40I will find another doctor who will help me with pleasure.
09:46Someone more cooperative.
09:54Hey.
09:56Hey, where are you going?
09:58Huh?
10:07Ta-da!
10:11It can be. You're really pregnant.
10:14Congratulations.
10:16You're a father now.
10:17And now you can turn your back on financial aid.
10:22What if it's not mine?
10:24How dare you?
10:25I've never been with anyone else.
10:28Except you, of course.
10:30And beside the doctor can do a DNA test.
10:34Of course, I can.
10:35But I think that you are the father.
10:36Congratulations.
10:37What's wrong with you, daddy?
10:38Why are you so sad?
10:40What should I do now?
10:41Well, I want something wise.
10:42Let's not ruin each other's life, Max, by playing these stupid love games anymore.
10:51Yeah?
10:52Just give me my share of money and live.
10:53Aren't you ashamed to take 50% so it wasn't yours?
10:54What did you say?
10:5550?
10:57Honey, you're doing math wrong.
10:58Because 50% is between two people.
10:59We're not.
11:00What did you say?
11:0150?
11:02Honey, you're doing math wrong.
11:05Yeah? Just give me my share of money and leave.
11:11Aren't you ashamed to take 50% so it wasn't yours?
11:15What did you say? 50?
11:18Honey, you're doing math wrong.
11:21Because 50% is split between two people.
11:25And there's nothing two of us anymore, right?
11:29Do you wanna... Do you wanna split it in three?
11:32Uh-uh. Four.
11:35I have twins. You have twins too.
11:39That means you with 25%, which is still good money, right?
11:44You have taken.
11:46Or I take it to Kurt.
11:49And then you're not getting any penny anymore.
11:55I'll go to the car and get the money.
12:00Nice choice.
12:03Women's solidarity.
12:15Here.
12:17I hope the contents of this bag will really help you get your life together.
12:20Thanks.
12:22Are you kidding me?
12:23What the...
12:24What the hell is that?
12:26Work at.
12:28Really.
12:29Really funny, huh-huh.
12:30You know, I think this is exactly what you need.
12:32Oh, really?
12:33Get yourself a job, finally.
12:34And stop looking for easy money.
12:36How dare you?
12:37How dare you?
12:38You are future father of my children.
12:40And guess what I'm gonna do next?
12:41I'm gonna sue you and you will pay me Alimony for whole your damn life.
12:45Ellie.
12:46I know everything.
12:47I know everything.
12:55Really?
12:56Really?
12:57I know.
12:58You're just ashamed of yourself, huh?
13:00I promised you $10,000.
13:02And you screwed...
13:04Yeah, of course you did.
13:06But Max promised me a new house.
13:07Didn't you, son?
13:08Sure, mom.
13:09And the car.
13:10For you and dad.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Uh, uh...
13:13Mom?
13:14Did you think I was going to take you to some random doctor?
13:16After six months of being in a relationship, you could've asked me who my parents are.
13:21Okay, then.
13:22Not bad.
13:23Sorry.
13:24Nice to meet you, mom.
13:25And what about that, mom?
13:26What about that?
13:27I'm carrying twins.
13:28and now...
13:29No-ones...
13:30No-ones just wants me.
13:31They're not the only one here who can fool people.
13:32Thank you for helping me.
13:33door and assistant boss with the whitney of strepher glass i got him off at Rvigeneeeeke Where was her?
13:39You're going to go tozenia, Triектор.
13:40God, after six months of being in a relationship, you could've asked me
13:41Who my parents are?
13:42Okay, then.
13:43Not bad.
13:44Sorry.
13:45Nice to meet you, mom.
13:46And what about that?
13:47What about that?
13:48I'm carrying twins
13:50and now,
13:52no ones just wants me ...
13:55You're not the only one here who can fool people.
13:56for people there are no twins what are you talking about and what about this this two black spots in
14:05here huh these are just two dark and black spots not babies you're not pregnant girl you better
14:16really find a job and you can start with something simple cleaning lady or waitress or whatever
14:22you really need to learn the value of money but nice try