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Invincible Atom Eve Special Episode Battles

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00:00To be continued...
00:30To be continued...
01:00To be continued...
01:29To be continued...
01:59Don't waste your time, Samson!
02:02That dame's a lost cause!
02:05You guys still say dame in Atlantis?
02:13Darkwing not coming?
02:15Still healing after the Kronodile battle!
02:17Little help?
02:20Red Rush?
02:22Busy in Russia!
02:24And Martian Man's helping Dark Flood on some important mission!
02:30I'm sure we're fine!
02:32But I called in the Reservist just in case!
02:34Really?
02:35Don't let him hear you call him that!
02:45She's mine!
02:47You wish!
02:48He has a problem with Reservists?
02:54He refused to join the team but said he'd help out if needed.
02:58Is that not the very definition of the word?
03:01You've got a lot to learn about men!
03:06No interest!
03:07Warwoman!
03:15It's gonna...
03:16Just in time!
03:30New suit?
03:34Plain white thing not flashy enough for you?
03:36Yeah, the tailor said it wasn't iconic enough.
03:40Apparently everyone's running around with a big letter on their chest these days.
03:44Is that what this is?
03:45Cool.
04:13Cool.
04:15No!
04:34No!
04:38Yes!
04:45cool
05:15yeah
05:21yeah
05:27yeah
05:31yeah
05:35yeah
05:39yeah
05:43yeah
05:47yeah
05:49yeah
05:51yeah
05:53yeah
05:55yeah
05:57yeah
05:59yeah
06:01yeah
06:03this is fucked up
06:05why are you stealing dogs
06:07because no one gives a shit about dogs and they pay for them down at the lab
06:11you need the money or not
06:13i guess
06:15it just seems kinda mean
06:17spay and neuter your pets man
06:19not our fault there's too many
06:21shit
06:22hurry
06:23keep your pants on
06:25no
06:27no
06:29no
06:31no
06:33no
06:35no
06:37no
06:39hey
06:41no
06:43no
06:45no
06:47no
06:49no
06:51no
06:53no
06:55no
06:57no
06:59no
07:01no
07:03no
07:05no
07:07no
07:09no
07:11no
07:13no
07:15no
07:17no
07:19what now
07:21you're gonna leave them squirming like turtles on their backs
07:25Don't come any closer.
07:29Oh, don't worry. I know who you are and what you can do.
07:32Who are you?
07:38Maybe we could speak somewhere else.
07:41Ever heard of stranger danger? Hard pass, creep.
07:45I'm not here to hurt you. I just want to talk about where you came from, where your powers came from.
07:55There's no easy way to say this, but I made you, Samantha.
08:02I know about the birds and the bees, dude. My gross parents made me.
08:07Adam and Betsy Wilkins are not your real parents.
08:11I'm adopted? Man, that would explain a lot.
08:17My name is Dr. Elias Brandyworth.
08:21I was the assistant director of the Pentagon's Department of Superhuman Research.
08:27Sure you were. And now you eat out of dumpsters.
08:30Yes. Yeah. To stay off the grid. To protect you. You were one of my projects, Samantha.
08:38A superhero with almost limitless potential, but under the control of the U.S. military.
08:43You're crazy. I'm leaving.
08:46You can see molecules. Turn paper into stone.
08:50Feel the chemical composition of the world in your bones.
08:57But you can't change people or animals. Never people or animals.
09:02I hid you with your parents when I realized I couldn't trust the people I worked with
09:07and how cruel your life with them would be.
09:10Then why come find me now?
09:12Because of your powers.
09:15The military thinks you're dead.
09:16If they discover you're not, they'll come for you.
09:21You must stop using them.
09:23What? No, I can do things that matter.
09:27I can help people.
09:28I'm begging you not to.
09:31Samantha.
09:32What's that noise?
09:33What noise?
09:35You have to go. It's not safe.
09:37Do not use your powers. Go!
09:39Go!
09:42Nice soulpatch, bro.
10:08Makes your face extra punchable.
10:13Get out of my way, kid.
10:16Sure.
10:17Once you give that all back, and sit down nicely and wait for the police.
10:22The name's Kill Cannon.
10:24Not gets beat up by little girls' cannon.
10:27Then I guess you'll need to go down to City Hall and get it changed.
10:31You?
10:35The hell?
10:41You're gonna regret that.
10:44I don't know.
11:14Sorry, kid. You're just not made for this.
11:19I literally was.
11:30Jerk.
11:31Samantha.
11:33How do you keep doing that?
11:36I have a lot of time on my hands.
11:39But you didn't listen to me.
11:40You can't use your powers, Samantha.
11:43You can't.
11:44It's Adam Eve when I'm in costume.
11:47Adam Eve?
11:48Where'd you come up with that?
11:49Adam because, duh.
11:51Eve because it's my middle name.
11:54Cute.
11:55No, the cape is cute.
11:57The name is awesome.
12:00I wish I could say the same for your actions.
12:03What?
12:04I'm a freaking badass.
12:07Not quite what I mean.
12:09When I heard the fighting, I was afraid you might be using your powers.
12:13What, you don't even take a day off on your birthday?
12:16How do you know it's my birthday?
12:18My parents didn't even remember.
12:20I was there, you know.
12:22It was an important day for me, too.
12:24You told me that before, but I don't think I got all the details.
12:31Trade you a burger for some answers.
12:36We'll pick this up later.
12:38If you keep doing this, they're going to find you.
12:41I'm wearing a mask.
12:43I'm using a fake name.
12:44I'm apparently a government-designed superweapon.
12:46I'll be fine.
13:01Whoa.
13:15Um, fall back.
13:16And, um, form a perimeter or something.
13:20What?
13:21Get the hell out of here.
13:28We'll fall back and form a perimeter.
13:30Great idea.
13:41Get off of me!
13:46What?
14:06What's happening?
14:10She's dying.
14:11It's hard for us.
14:13We're not perfect.
14:14Like you.
14:15Who are you?
14:16You don't know?
14:20I have to speak for our siblings.
14:23They've never been out of their tanks long enough to learn to talk.
14:26Our siblings?
14:27You're phase one, phase two, phase three, phase four, phase five.
14:36Each attempt less successful than the last, but all one big happy family.
14:40Okay, so you're less good versions of me.
14:46Then this should be easy.
14:50Okay.
14:51Okay.
14:51Okay.
14:51Now...
14:57Bye.
15:01Bye.
15:02Bye.
15:03Bye.
15:05Bye.
15:16I don't know.
15:46Look what you're doing!
16:14What I'm doing? I didn't start this. I don't even want to do this.
16:21Then die already!
16:44I don't want to do this.
16:51I don't want to do this.
16:57I don't want to do this.
17:17What are you doing? We're going to die!
17:33It'll be worth it to see the life drain from your perfect eyes!
17:39I don't want to do this.
17:46I don't want to do this.
17:52I don't want to do this.
18:12I don't want to do this.
18:27It's a shame we had to fight like this, sister.
18:41We could've been a family together. Wouldn't that have been nice?
18:45Sure. We could've all moved in with Dr. Brandywirth. One big freak family.
18:52Brandywirth. He's not our family. We're the best they could make without him.
18:59They talk about us like we're not there. Not real. Don't matter!
19:04All we hear is how perfect you are! And how perfect we aren't!
19:34Look who it is! Let him go! You actually like this monster? Good.
19:49Thank you. Thank you.
20:09They can change into things. Alter their bodies. I can't do any of that.
20:17They wanted you to be a perfect weapon. But even I have a conscience.
20:22I implanted a subconscious block to prevent you from altering living tissue.
20:27You were perfect. But with limits. I wasn't there to do the same with them.
20:42Get up.
20:47Look at me.
20:48Look at me!
20:49Look at me!
20:50Wait! No!
20:51Help him!
20:52I can't.
20:53I'm sorry.
20:54Believe.
21:04Believe!
21:19I wish everything was different for us.
21:34They killed themselves, trying to hurt me.
21:41Samantha! We have to- Samantha!
21:49Brandyworth, what a treat. Didn't think you'd crawl out from under your rock as well.

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