90 Day: Pillow Talk - Season 29 Episode 9
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00:00Yeah, not a fiance. Let's go.
00:07Oh, I knew it. I knew it.
00:16I don't want to move. I don't want to feel like I'm going to think of it now.
00:20Me too. All right, folks, hang tight.
00:22We're going to do a quick pivot. Hold on. Hold on.
00:27First day gone bad. Oh, my boy.
00:28Is even he getting sick? Is he opening up, like, a little...
00:31And wait until somebody else gets sick, and, you know, it's like a chain reaction.
00:37I'm scared, because I've gained weight in just a few weeks.
00:41Can I do this so I can keep steady?
00:44There we go. Yeah, I feel the burn.
00:46There we go.
00:47Is my glutes moving?
00:49Not really.
00:50Oh, God. Yes, fairy.
00:52Armando, 90 days ready to begin. Come on in.
01:00Oh, God. Listen to you squeaking the whole way here.
01:02Well, I mix a few different chemicals.
01:05I know, and that's why it burns our lungs out.
01:07You're not supposed to mix chemicals.
01:08But it's squeaky clean out of the floor.
01:10It's too squeaky clean.
01:11Sounds like my bones in the morning.
01:13It does.
01:15Babe, come on.
01:16We're coming.
01:17Oh, my...
01:18We have a special guest.
01:19Oh, my goodness. Come here, bubba.
01:21He decided he didn't want to sleep tonight.
01:24You were so high.
01:26And you wanted to watch the show with us.
01:28Are you very happy to watch the show with us?
01:31You're so cute.
01:32You get to watch it with mommy and dad here.
01:34Get some other chick-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
01:39It's been a few weeks since we've watched together.
01:41You've been keeping up.
01:42Oh, my goodness.
01:44How did your love spell go?
01:45Is it working?
01:46I mean, I think the jury's still out.
01:48I guess we'll have to see, huh?
01:50I am excited to watch, though.
01:51Me too. Let's go.
01:53I love our Sunday nights.
01:54Mm-hmm.
01:55Veronica, come on.
01:57Oh, my God.
01:57Everything.
01:58Oh, my God. Everything hurts.
01:59Oh, my goodness.
02:00From what?
02:01My sister has been making me fitness with her lately.
02:03Uh-huh.
02:03And, like, you know, I like to yoga.
02:05I like to slow and steady.
02:07She likes to, like, punch the air and run about with heavy weights and such.
02:11You know what that reminds me of?
02:13It's thinking about how you don't have the stamina anymore for a throuple.
02:17Oh, my God.
02:17But we're going to see one here.
02:19No.
02:19You know who I feel like?
02:20I feel like Mark of Mark and Mina.
02:21I feel like an olden person who cannot keep up with these youngins.
02:24All right.
02:25Well, keep your old mouth shut, and let's watch.
02:30Bay Area.
02:31Who's in California?
02:32Oh, a lot of people.
02:34Oh, Sarber and, ah, there you go, Sarber and Shekinah.
02:39Oh, they're very zen.
02:40Oh, because they're going to meet her daughter.
02:42Okay, buddy.
02:43Now, this is important.
02:44They're going to go meet her daughter.
02:46Sarber has to make a good impression.
02:48Seven, two days to go.
02:50Okay.
02:50I know her boobs look great.
02:52What are you doing?
02:53I'm working on my routine, babe.
02:56Are you doing it out of nervous energy?
02:59Yeah.
02:59Go, sit.
03:00I'm working on a new jock.
03:02Oh.
03:03Not you want to be a co-comedian.
03:06He's charming.
03:07He has a, I like his sense of humor.
03:09Oh, is he?
03:10Not like that.
03:12I think if Sapa gets into stand-up, he's going to be the best.
03:15Yeah.
03:17We as men, we are bad liars.
03:21But women, they are grandmasters.
03:24Was that shade?
03:25That was shade.
03:26What did the canary say to the lawnmower?
03:29What?
03:29Shredded tweet.
03:31Goodbye.
03:34There is nothing scarier than the silence of a woman.
03:38It is just like the silence of the lamps, you know?
03:40Hannibal Lecter.
03:46Is this the jokes?
03:48I think so.
03:49The person you have called is not reached at the moment.
03:54I don't get it.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Watch him be like, of course you don't.
03:58Why you don't give any reaction when I do something?
04:00I feel like I am trying to process it.
04:04Oh, Shekinah.
04:07That's a nice way of saying you suck.
04:09It's everything I need you know right now.
04:11I am still so nervous.
04:13This is the day that most important two persons in your life.
04:16I know.
04:16Meeting.
04:17I can't believe he's never met her daughter this whole time.
04:20They've been together for a minute.
04:21Mm-hmm.
04:22How were you feeling when you met my daughters?
04:24Because they're older like Shekinah's daughter.
04:27Yeah, that was a nervous wreck.
04:28So it was scary.
04:30So I can understand sharper.
04:32Well, they loved you right away.
04:33And you didn't even have to do any comedy.
04:36You cooked for them.
04:37You got them that way.
04:38Even better.
04:39It's just like when I was meeting your parents like.
04:42And you were meeting Coben.
04:43And I was meeting Coben as well.
04:44I said, this guy, he better cry.
04:47Oh my gosh.
04:47Did I cry?
04:49Can you give them a hug together?
04:50Oh.
04:53It's so cute.
04:58That's my daddy.
04:59African men don't cry.
05:01I think it's so cute.
05:02The cyborg booked a whale watching trip for us.
05:06That would be amazing to see a whale.
05:08Well, remember when we lived in Baja, California,
05:11we did see some of the tops of them.
05:13They blew their water up when they threw their blowhole.
05:17It's funny to say blowhole.
05:20I don't know.
05:22There she is.
05:23Oh my gosh.
05:26Selfie's coming.
05:28Baba, look, she's coming.
05:30Oh my gosh.
05:31There she is.
05:32Look at those cute shorts.
05:35This is Sarfer.
05:37Sarfer's so cute.
05:38Nice to meet you.
05:39Beauty.
05:40She's so pretty.
05:41I know, right?
05:42She's gorgeous.
05:44He looks nervous.
05:45He's very nervous.
05:46He looks uncomfortable.
05:47Yeah, he is.
05:49All right.
05:49Let's see if he blows it.
05:51And welcome aboard, everybody.
05:53A little bit breezy out there, so a little bit bouncy.
05:56Hopefully you took any seasick prevention just in case.
06:00He's going to throw up.
06:01You think so?
06:02Look at his eyes.
06:03A whale.
06:05He had to get an up close view.
06:06He wants to see the whales.
06:08I don't want to move.
06:09I don't want to.
06:10I feel like I'll get sick of it now.
06:11Yeah, me too.
06:14All right, you both hang tight.
06:15We're going to do a quick pivot.
06:16Hold on.
06:17Hold on.
06:19Everybody looks sick.
06:23First day gone bad.
06:24Oh, my boy.
06:25They needed one of those little patches behind your ear.
06:28Is even he getting sick?
06:29Is he opening up like a little?
06:31And wait until somebody else gets sick.
06:33And then you know it's like a chain reaction.
06:35I mean, it's the first impression seeing Sophie for the first time.
06:41And right now, everyone is sick.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:51You were right, Mom.
06:53I could tell.
06:54No way did everyone just get sick.
06:59Are you kidding me?
07:01All right.
07:02Okay, you don't want, should you go to bed?
07:04Okay.
07:06That's screaming like, I'm tired.
07:12Oh, we're with your favorite couple.
07:14They working out.
07:16Go ahead.
07:16Get your lunge on, honey.
07:18This is the first time he's done a squat in his life.
07:21Oh, Greg.
07:22Greg and John.
07:24I'm scared because I've gained weight in just a few weeks.
07:29Greg is like, the thicker your booty, the better.
07:32But I feel like this is too thick.
07:34Yeah, that weight gain is hard.
07:38But Mo's gained weight too since he's been here.
07:40He has.
07:41Mom, you gotta say it like that.
07:44Booty too thick is not words that any man has ever said.
07:48The problem is that to get a thicker booty, the midsection also gets thicker.
07:51And the thighs get thicker.
07:51She's not her.
07:52I mean, it looks like hers is just straight booty.
07:55I have to start working out before it's too late or else I'm not going to fit in my
08:00wedding dress because I want something tight.
08:02I want something that's body revealing.
08:06What does this run?
08:07It's cute.
08:10I could do that.
08:11I know, right?
08:12Okay.
08:13That was good, baby.
08:14We could come here.
08:15Listen, I'm down to two, three times, four times a week, whatever you feel comfortable with,
08:19baby, you know?
08:20The couples that work out together stick together.
08:23What happens when you and I work out together?
08:25You don't always feel comfortable.
08:27I quit immediately.
08:29You know I want to live a healthier lifestyle.
08:31We've been talking about it.
08:32Is there anything that I can do?
08:33Yeah, I can show you some stuff.
08:36Let's start with some hip circles, right?
08:38Okay.
08:38So right around here, just move your body.
08:41And then other leg.
08:42Oh, that's good.
08:44Oh, that's a good one.
08:46Can I do this so I can keep steady?
08:49Oh, see how I'm squeezing my butt?
08:52That's how you get...
08:53Oh, you see that?
08:55Okay.
08:56Exactly.
08:57I can't get up.
09:00Is my glutes moving?
09:02Not really.
09:03There we go.
09:03Yeah, I feel the burn.
09:05There we go.
09:09That's embarrassing.
09:11Oh, God.
09:12Yes, Ferry.
09:13That was your first workout in a minute.
09:15Congratulations.
09:15Thank you, baby.
09:16You're so welcome.
09:18We got this.
09:20I mean, I do have some good news.
09:21I got some emails and I have an interview.
09:24Where?
09:25Working for the state facilities assistant.
09:30Hope you don't screw this up.
09:32Oh, she is.
09:34She's kind of feisty.
09:36She said, I hope you don't.
09:37Look at her with her eyes.
09:39She's glaring.
09:40Two weeks.
09:41If you don't get that job, I'm done.
09:43Two weeks.
09:45Two weeks to get a job.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:47In this market?
09:49Oh, that's good and bad.
09:50It's almost like too short of a time, but it's almost like, get on it, get on it.
09:55We're dealing with New York State, so it could even be a month.
09:59It could even take up to a month.
10:00What can I wait for that month?
10:02That's crazy.
10:02I don't even, that's...
10:04It's not so crazy.
10:05Greg, you're an adult.
10:06That's a grown man.
10:07Past adult.
10:08Past adult.
10:0930 something.
10:09Get a job.
10:10Get a job.
10:11She said two weeks.
10:12He said, I need a month.
10:13And she said, okay, then we'll give it a month.
10:15And he's still complaining.
10:16You just got exactly what you asked for.
10:18And like, how can you be upset looking at that booty?
10:22Just be prepared tomorrow.
10:23Yeah.
10:24You'll be prepared when I get that job.
10:26All right, we're going out to dinner.
10:28We're going to make some love.
10:31Every day is going to be like...
10:32Be prepared.
10:35What's the expression?
10:36Happy wife, happy wife.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Funny how you don't know it.
10:40I don't have a wife.
10:41Yeah, well...
10:42I definitely don't have anybody that's happy.
10:46I was waiting to see something more exciting or like something that jumps maybe higher.
10:51Is he on our monster drug rallies?
10:55Whoo!
10:56Get it, boy!
10:58Get it, boy.
10:59There you go.
11:00There you go.
11:02Babe, what is taking you so long?
11:05I knew it!
11:17I knew it!
11:21That's it.
11:21I got a big old duty for protection.
11:24You're Hollywood now.
11:26You don't got an ass like this, buddy.
11:29Oh, sh!
11:40You started it.
11:42I'll finish it.
11:44Bitch!
11:48Oh my gosh, babe.
11:49You got me right in the face.
11:50Right in the .
11:51Oh!
11:55Addisburg.
11:57This is Maddie in Mississippi.
12:01You look cute.
12:03Thanks.
12:04That'll be here in a minute.
12:09Are you ready?
12:11Have you ever been to a monster truck show before?
12:13I don't even know what that is.
12:15That's cool.
12:16It is?
12:17A monster truck show?
12:18I would totally go to one of those.
12:20I don't even know what that is.
12:22Have you ever been to a monster truck show?
12:26You think you sound like him saying that?
12:27Oh, yeah.
12:28I just love you.
12:29Oh, my.
12:30It's okay.
12:31You're doing good, actually.
12:33That's doing good.
12:33You're doing a good impression.
12:35We went to the monster truck show thing.
12:37Remember that smash truck thing that one day?
12:38Yes.
12:39And I said, okay.
12:41All right.
12:42When I was a kid, oh, my God.
12:44I used to go about every year.
12:46I've seen the videos.
12:47It's got big trucks with tires taller than us.
12:50Uh-huh.
12:51And they just run over old cars.
12:53See, that seems so wasteful.
12:54And you hear a lot of, woo-hoo!
12:57Yeah!
12:57Woo-hoo!
12:59Yeah, boy!
12:59Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:07There's dad.
13:08It's not the monster truck?
13:10No, that's a regular truck.
13:12Perry's like the cutest grandpa.
13:14Kids, get over here and rub my, get, get my toe hair off my toe.
13:19That's what Perry says to his grandkids.
13:22Get them tweezers and go pluck the hair off my back.
13:25Today, Stevie's dad is taking me to the monster truck show.
13:32I do not have any idea about monster trucks,
13:35because we don't have them back in Iran.
13:38Oh, it's just them going?
13:40Yeah.
13:40It's just them and dad going.
13:42OK.
13:42So they can have a bonding moment.
13:44Yeah.
13:45They're going to bond.
13:46I hope they bond.
13:48Is there, like, is it a competition?
13:49Is there winning at monster trucks?
13:50Yeah, of course.
13:51OK, so if his truck's losing, then?
13:53So they, like, go really fast and they hop over the air
13:55and land on cars and crush them.
13:57In fact, there's one called the Crusher.
14:00Yeah.
14:00You're going to see.
14:01OK, I can't wait.
14:02I can't believe I never took you to one of these things.
14:04Chloe would have loved it.
14:05I was like, you should take Chloe before she goes off to college.
14:07She is at an age that could give a less.
14:11I have a lot riding on this date,
14:14because I plan to re-propose to Stevie to show that I'm 100% committed.
14:19But it's really important for me to ask for his blessings also.
14:23I think Dad will probably appreciate if he's going to ask for his blessing.
14:27It shows that he's being respectful, respectful of Stevie and everything.
14:31No, it's a point in his favor, for sure.
14:33I think that's a classy move.
14:35It is.
14:35It is a classy move.
14:37And no, Minwell did not do that.
14:38Minwell never asked us.
14:40No.
14:40And you didn't, you just told us what you was going to do when we just followed you.
14:43I did just tell you.
14:44But I love him.
14:46Good.
14:46I love Minwell.
14:47No.
14:48No grandbaby.
14:49But no shade.
14:50Mom.
15:00Here we go.
15:01Heck yeah.
15:03Is this, is it this?
15:04No, that's for metal concerts.
15:06That's the devil.
15:07What do I do for this?
15:08Devil horns.
15:09There's not a hand motion for this.
15:11It's just a yee-haw.
15:12With my hand like this?
15:13Yeah, boy.
15:14Yeah, boy.
15:15No, not, that's too high pitch.
15:17Yeah, boy.
15:18Yeah, boy.
15:19Boy.
15:19Crush that car, boy.
15:21Crush that car, boy.
15:22You got to throw a boy at the end of everything.
15:24Okay, okay, boy.
15:26I wouldn't mind doing something like that.
15:28You'd be in a monster truck?
15:29I would.
15:31Really?
15:32I don't know if I believe that.
15:34I would.
15:35Okay.
15:36Yeah.
15:38Let me just be honest.
15:39I was waiting to see something more exciting
15:43or like something that jumps maybe higher
15:45or like more adrenaline.
15:47Is he on our monster truck rallies?
15:51Woo!
15:52Get it, boy.
15:54Get it, boy.
15:55There you go.
15:56There you go.
15:57Boy, that is kind of something that I would go watch
16:00if I was like in my 60s or something.
16:04Wait, what's she saying?
16:05Oh, so I should be watching this?
16:08That's right, too.
16:09You just sit there.
16:10You don't hear as well, so it doesn't affect you as much.
16:13The noise.
16:14It is a 60-plus-year-old.
16:15Oh, my God.
16:16He's disappointed with the expectation.
16:19It's just like when you took me to the Rock City.
16:21In my mind, Rock City, I'm expecting to see some
16:25beautiful sparkling display disco stuff,
16:29and you took me to see rocks.
16:31Like, I'm like, what the ?
16:35You get to climb on them.
16:38There's one you can crawl through.
16:41Hide and seek is so fun out there.
16:43And you were really happy.
16:48It was really great.
16:49Like, I really appreciate your time and also you, like,
16:53taking your time and bringing me here.
16:57There is something really important
16:59that I wanted to share with you.
17:01Oh, OK.
17:02Oh, he's going to do it.
17:05He's going to say, yeah, because he's going to want
17:07to support his daughter.
17:08Just like I was OK with you marrying Manuel,
17:11because I wanted to be supportive.
17:12Yeah.
17:13I'm fixing to propose to Stevie really soon.
17:20So I just wanted to have your blessing and also
17:24to have the permission.
17:26What'd you say?
17:27You're way up there.
17:28What'd you say?
17:29Monster truck still in my ear.
17:31I'm fixing to propose.
17:33Look at he's trying.
17:34I'm fixing to propose.
17:35You know how it is when you get around, like, my family,
17:38that inner redneck comes out.
17:40It comes out with me, too.
17:41I'll start y'all, y'all, y'all, yeah.
17:45How many days have y'all actually spent together?
17:47I mean, just you and her.
17:50We had spent, like, a week in Turkey a year ago.
17:54And now we have spent maybe, like, two weeks, give or take,
17:58in the US.
18:00That's not a lot of time to get to know somebody.
18:03Oh, Dad.
18:05I mean, you had such a nice monster truck date.
18:08Come on.
18:08You fall in love in a week?
18:11I can't knock it.
18:13I did the same thing.
18:15I forgot, right?
18:17Did you ask dad for a blessing?
18:18Yeah.
18:19I wrote him a letter.
18:20Oh, that's right.
18:21I mean, our case is so different with so many people,
18:23because we already had a baby already.
18:25That's the only reason you stayed with me.
18:27You were forced to love me.
18:33I mean, it's not like you're a bad person.
18:35I love to either ways.
18:37Yeah, that's right.
18:44When he showed me your photo and he was talking about you,
18:47the way he said it was, she reminds me of Jade.
18:50You know what?
18:51I've never dated a girl that reminded me of you.
18:53Tim, all your other girlfriends are exact clones of each other.
18:56Paula, Jennifer, Louisa.
18:58You're one of a kind.
19:01They got us our snacks.
19:02Guess what?
19:03Mark and Mina inspired me because their new year story is the gas station and ours is too.
19:07So I thought, why not do the same and get our favorites?
19:10Our big snack is from the gas station right here.
19:13Enjoy.
19:14But look how you present.
19:16What's wrong with it?
19:17You gated up.
19:18It looks very good.
19:19Well, we got to make it look good.
19:21All right, so you got some pickles, peanuts, olives, cashews, and some pastries.
19:27You know what we call these here in my family?
19:28What?
19:29White girls .
19:30We do.
19:32That's how we know white girls .
19:35Now you know why, because they're pink and puffy.
19:37It's true.
19:43Look at that butt.
19:45All the BBLs there.
19:46Do you know what BBL is?
19:49Oh, how do you know that?
19:51You want me to get one.
19:53West Palm Beach.
19:55That's where I got married.
19:56I know.
19:58Oh, that's your neck of the woods.
20:00We must be back with Mark and Mina.
20:03You can meet Diana.
20:04Diana, she's the ex-wife to Philip, your friend.
20:09Yeah, exactly.
20:10Very strange.
20:11Well, it's just because we all hung out.
20:13And yeah, I was going out with Jade.
20:16And Diana's the one that introduced me to Jade.
20:19That's, no.
20:21Bad idea.
20:22This is about to be something really messy.
20:24It's about to be messy.
20:25It's going to be messy.
20:26Look at my blue.
20:27Look at my blue.
20:28Messy, but good.
20:29These marshmallow pops are messy, but they're good.
20:31Mm-hmm.
20:32Hi.
20:32Hi.
20:33Hi.
20:34Hey, Diana.
20:35How are you doing?
20:36This is Mina.
20:36Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
20:37Diana.
20:38Nice to meet you.
20:39Oh, Diana's cute.
20:42You can have a female friend.
20:43She can't be that pretty.
20:44Yeah, she's gorgeous.
20:46Mina, this is where you hit them up to buy a bunch of clothes and stuff.
20:49Get everything, girl.
20:50I just choked on a gas station nut.
20:56You want to ride at this?
20:58No.
20:59To push it through?
21:01No.
21:02No.
21:03Yeah, get something dry to push it down.
21:05I told her I'd bring her down to your cool shop and, you know, buy her.
21:09See what she likes.
21:10I like it.
21:11Pull her.
21:11Did you get the BMW yet?
21:12Come on.
21:13How much money does this man have?
21:18Oh, he was planning to buy her a BMW.
21:19He bought Jade a BMW, I bet.
21:21Mark's like, will you shut up?
21:24I bought Jordan a BMW.
21:26And then when I was dating Jade, I helped her get a BMW.
21:31And that was actually a thing between Jordan and Gabe.
21:36I just said that.
21:39Mark, I want to be in your life.
21:41I want to.
21:41I got a damn Kia.
21:43Let me tell you, I got my ex a BMW.
21:50And then my last ex never would live that down.
21:54And I was like, well, I had more money then.
21:56And I can't afford to buy you a BMW.
21:58No one ever got me a BMW.
21:59Where's my BMW?
22:01I'm so glad we finally met.
22:03Because you have to understand, like, when he told me about you,
22:05I had my reservations about a lot of things.
22:08Like what?
22:08You know, she got her face.
22:11She's ready.
22:13She's ready to get messages.
22:14She's ready.
22:15When he showed me your photo and he was talking about you,
22:18the way he said it was, oh my God, I met this beautiful woman in France and she reminds me of Jade.
22:25Holy crap, Oli.
22:27What is wrong with this?
22:32She's trying to sabotage this relationship.
22:34That's what she's doing.
22:35You know what?
22:35I've never dated a girl that reminded me of you ever.
22:39No, I mean, not in a mean way, but I've never.
22:41That's because I'm one of a kind.
22:43But Tim, all your other girlfriends are exact clones of each other.
22:46Yeah.
22:47Paula, Jennifer, Louisa.
22:49You're one of a kind.
22:51Why exactly the problem for a breakup?
22:55From what I know, Mark moved her in.
22:58He told me never leave her with Jade.
23:01She didn't know.
23:03Yo, girl, bye.
23:05I'm getting mad at this girl right now.
23:07Me too.
23:07I'm getting mad at this girl because she keeps going.
23:09You see my face, right?
23:10Like, get out my face.
23:11Get out my face.
23:12Right.
23:13And I'm not buying nothing at this damn store.
23:15Nothing.
23:15No.
23:17He tell me she said she break with Jade because of Jade
23:22moving in New Hampshire.
23:24But that's not the only reason.
23:26Oh, God.
23:26Here we go.
23:27There's more.
23:28Oh, my God.
23:29Tell us.
23:30Why would Mark call this woman a friend?
23:33Jade called me when she was living in the house with him.
23:36And he left his iPad and his phone's connected to the iPad.
23:39And he was talking to other girls.
23:41And he had pictures with other girls.
23:43So he was cheating on her, essentially,
23:46when they were living together.
23:47Oh, my God.
23:48He cheated.
23:49Oh, my gosh.
23:51Wow.
23:51Oh, my God.
23:52He's in so much trouble.
23:54Like, and I would be so mad at this friend.
23:56Like, what are you doing?
23:58I am so grateful that we are meeting Diana, though,
24:01because I am here for this tea.
24:02I didn't mean to tell her anything I thought
24:04that she didn't already know.
24:06You didn't mean to?
24:07Boy, it was really easy, though.
24:10You kept going on and on and on.
24:13What the is wrong with you?
24:17You meant to tell her.
24:19You have got my husband hyped up, Diana.
24:24I'm so sorry, girl.
24:25I do think that she is the one that got away for him,
24:28because he was very heartbroken.
24:30And I don't know if you know this,
24:32but when you guys were talking in the very beginning,
24:35he was still trying to be with her.
24:39OK.
24:39Now you see what I'm talking about.
24:41Look at you.
24:42I've been seeing it, babe.
24:43I'm just not screaming at the TV.
24:46But to say that to her, she's the one that got away,
24:48that's hurtful.
24:50I know that Jade would be open to talking
24:52if you want her number.
24:53I think that it would be in your best interest.
24:55You're going to marry him.
24:56You know what I mean?
24:57You want to be sure.
24:57You want to know everything.
24:59Oh my god, now we're going to meet Jade?
25:03Like, she couldn't make it worse.
25:06I don't know if I threw him under the bus,
25:08and I'll say, you should talk to Jade,
25:09because I'm sure she can just add a lot more about him
25:11that you won't like.
25:13I mean, it's not a good idea, because what's the point?
25:20You OK?
25:21A little sour?
25:22But it's from the gas station.
25:23It tastes like a gas station.
25:25They're not quality.
25:28They make nipples hard.
25:30Not in a good way.
25:33Welcome, guys.
25:33How are y'all?
25:34Hey, how are you, David?
25:35Very good.
25:37Y'all picked a perfect night to blow a glass.
25:39Oh, look at that hair.
25:41This guy kind of reminds me of if
25:42Jean-Claude Van Damme had a mullet.
25:45I have a fun little game for us.
25:48Should I light?
25:48Yeah, go light.
25:50We're going to see who the bigger blowhard is.
25:53This is like a social media challenge I saw,
25:55and I'm going to smoke you, because...
25:57Because you know how to blow?
25:58Because I know how to blow.
26:02You sabotaged me.
26:04You booty bumped me.
26:05OK, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight candles.
26:09Oogie boogie boogie.
26:14You are a cheater.
26:15Oh my god.
26:17You're a cheater.
26:18Look at that .
26:20I think I could probably do them all,
26:21but I ain't going to embarrass you that bad.
26:23It's OK.
26:23I guess you're the...
26:24Fatality.
26:25Bigger blowhard.
26:26Yeah.
26:27Bye-ya.
26:34I've always wanted to learn how to class blow.
26:35I knew it.
26:37I knew it.
26:37As soon as I saw it, I was like,
26:39that looks like some dumb
26:40Veronica would have made me do when we were still a couple.
26:42Oh, Maddie.
26:45Maddie and Stevie.
26:46Maddie and Stevie.
26:48Welcome, guys.
26:48How are y'all?
26:49Hey.
26:49How are you, David?
26:50Very good.
26:51Y'all picked a perfect night to blow a glass.
26:53Oh, .
26:54Look at that hair.
26:56This guy kind of reminds me of if
26:57Jean-Claude Van Damme had a mullet.
26:59And dreadlocks.
27:00It's a dreadlocks moment.
27:01Whatever.
27:02What color accent do you want on the lip of your bowl?
27:07I think we should do a color that we might be using in our wedding.
27:10Well, good idea.
27:11Do you have your color selected?
27:13I would.
27:14What's your color palette?
27:15Only a gay guy would say that.
27:16What's your color palette?
27:17Uh-oh.
27:20Just kind of get.
27:20Oh, it feels good.
27:21Can you see that molten layer of front?
27:25Now, put your face right up in there.
27:27That's got to be so hot.
27:29You know, maybe glass blowing would be a nice little date.
27:31That's a good idea.
27:32Yeah.
27:32Yeah.
27:33Actually, yeah.
27:34I thought that it was a bit funny when Maddie was a little bit scared
27:37because I'm the polar opposite of that.
27:40I've always kind of lived life on the edge.
27:42Except when you go over bridges.
27:43Sure.
27:44Then there's an issue.
27:45Oh, she's a rebel.
27:47She blows glass.
27:48She's like, put me on a motorcycle.
27:50All right.
27:51Come over and blow into this.
27:53Yep.
27:54Blow.
27:54Quick.
27:55All right.
27:55We cleaned it last year.
27:56You cleaned it what?
27:58I think he said last year.
27:59I thought that's what he said.
28:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:02So you actually really do blow on it?
28:04I don't want to put my mouth on that.
28:06Is there a pad you can put on it?
28:07Yeah, they should have it.
28:09Like, when you do hookah, they'll give you little tips.
28:12Filter thing, yeah.
28:14Maddie is such a germaphobe.
28:16He is constantly worried about where things have been,
28:19especially if it's in public.
28:20He was like, I'll put my mouth on anything.
28:23So you brought him to do this thing where he has to-
28:25I don't know that that's a germaphobe,
28:27because you don't want to put your mouth on a rusty old piece of white.
28:30Like, I was paranoid drinking out of that cup at church you took me to.
28:37Why aren't you telling me wedding plans?
28:40Like, because I don't know the wedding plans yet.
28:43Stevie, you don't know anything?
28:45I was obsessed with my wedding planning.
28:47You remember?
28:48I was planning before he even got here.
28:49Oh, I know.
28:50Like, we got invitations printed.
28:52I was all about it.
28:54Babe, what if I talk like this and you married me?
28:57Would you like that?
28:59You want a little bit of honey on top of that sugar?
29:02That's not how she talks.
29:03Do you do an impression of her?
29:04You haven't told me nothing and I'm your best friend.
29:08Is that how she talks?
29:10Did I nail any baby?
29:11No.
29:12Stevie, you wanna go to the gift shop?
29:14Yeah.
29:16Like, he doesn't know that he looking like,
29:18yeah, you just want to gossip about me.
29:20I'm always down for a gift shop.
29:22Yeah, I don't want to make my own .
29:24Let me buy some someone else made.
29:26What the heck is going on with Maddie?
29:29Before Maddie got here, there was zero doubt in my mind.
29:32But then after he got here, he said things.
29:34And I was just kind of like, I don't know.
29:36Yeah, but you know what's changing in her life?
29:38Nothing.
29:38She's giving up some sink space, maybe a little bit of closet space.
29:42This man can never go back to his homeland.
29:45It is very strange when you first move in with somebody, like.
29:49Who are you telling?
29:50Yeah.
29:50I'm not gonna cry.
29:54Don't cry.
29:54She rubbing that forehead.
29:56She thinking about it.
29:57She's like, I brought him all the way over here.
29:58Yeah.
29:59She thinking about it now.
30:00Yeah.
30:01She said she's not gonna cry and then she cries.
30:03That's why you don't say that.
30:03You just stop talking.
30:05And then you pinch the fat under your arms.
30:07The closer we get to the 90 days, the scarier it is.
30:12Because I don't know where I'm at right now.
30:13I think she should still be giving her all.
30:17Because that might help him come along.
30:19Because she also has to understand he's in a very difficult spot.
30:24I want to go blow glass.
30:25That's so cool.
30:27Except it could be dangerous because you could like blow it and then it explodes in your face.
30:31And it'll shatter all over your eyelids.
30:33And they have to gut your eyes.
30:34And then you can't see.
30:35You'll do this if it shatter.
30:38And then you blow too hard and then you go.
30:40Come on.
30:43I start to go with my family.
30:45You are my girlfriend.
30:46You are my wife.
30:47Whatever you want.
30:49We've been to many of these wineries in Baja California right where they're at.
30:53Yeah.
30:53We never thought.
30:54Well, you know what they're missing is they're not drinking enough wine.
30:57Yeah.
30:57Get wine drawn.
30:59They'll be in a good mood the whole time.
31:01Okay, baby.
31:03I got us some fresh flowers.
31:05Spring is in the air, so I thought let's do a floral arrangement while we watch.
31:09Are you going to let me do any of this?
31:11I'll try to ease up, let go, and just not try to control the look of it.
31:15I know very well whatever I stick in there, if I walk to the bathroom,
31:18you're going to rearrange the whole damn thing.
31:20I'll try not to, but that doesn't go all together.
31:22You have to separate it.
31:23Well, I know that.
31:24Okay, good.
31:25Well, I'll try to take the lead.
31:26Take the lead.
31:27Okay, start sticking.
31:29You.
31:29Okay.
31:30But make it look good.
31:34There.
31:35Going deeper.
31:36Oh, see, already I didn't push it far.
31:39You've got to learn.
31:39Well, now you know.
31:44Where are we now?
31:45Where are those cacti?
31:47Is this the throuple?
31:48Oh, yes.
31:50We left off with them in the winery with that big argument.
31:54You can't make a hoe a housewife.
31:56Yes.
31:57You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
31:59Yeah, I got nasty.
32:00It got nasty.
32:02Hey.
32:02Hey.
32:03I brought you some food.
32:07You come with the eat?
32:09Yeah, I got some food for you.
32:10It's right there.
32:11You come with the eat?
32:12You come with the eat?
32:13I'm stealing that from now on.
32:15You come with the eat?
32:17Oh, food always helps.
32:19We've been to many of these wineries in Baja California,
32:22right where they're at.
32:23Yeah.
32:23We never fought.
32:25You're having too good of a time.
32:26Ladies, get it together.
32:27Well, you know what they're missing is they're not drinking enough wine.
32:30Yeah, get wine drunk.
32:31Yeah.
32:32They'll be in a good mood the whole time.
32:35Well, don't smack it in there.
32:36Well, I hit the bottom.
32:38It's tall still.
32:39Well, then put it in the middle.
32:40If it's taller, it goes in the center.
32:43Got it?
32:44Got it.
32:45God, the rules and regulations of floral design.
32:50I hope you don't think that just by going to breakfast that we're trying to team up on you.
32:56I don't like five.
32:57It was not our intention to come hard at you last night.
33:02I mean, we-
33:02I was hurt.
33:04Do you understand that?
33:06The couple is probably thinking we came down to Mexico to solidify that we're doing this.
33:11So we're going to go back home, get our divorce so that we can marry you.
33:14But did they tell her that?
33:16I don't know.
33:16But she hasn't even told her family.
33:18That's crazy to me.
33:20Yeah, I'm not divorcing my husband.
33:23I mean, I understand both sides.
33:25It's easier said than done to come out with something like that, especially her family.
33:29Ani's family is very conservative and all that.
33:31Yeah.
33:32But you got to do what you got to do if you want to be in that kind of relationship.
33:35It was the same with yours.
33:36Yeah.
33:36I wasn't going to move to Mexico to be your roommate, to be your friend, to be your buddy.
33:42I was here to be your partner, hopefully at that time to be your husband.
33:47Yeah.
33:48So I wasn't going to be your roommate.
33:49I remember you said that.
33:50I've been out of the closet way too long to be shoved back in.
33:53Sorry, I have to take out the one you just put in.
33:55Really quick.
33:56Well, you put it wrong.
33:59I swear to God, I present you with my family.
34:01You are my girlfriend, you are my wife, whatever you want.
34:07But you need to give me time.
34:09It's been a year.
34:10This is a lifetime decision.
34:11Maybe where she come from, her family, they're not used to it, something like that.
34:16And she wasn't sure if something like this was going to work.
34:19Mm-hmm.
34:20Her family's not going to react positively to her saying she's moving to the United States
34:23with this man.
34:23What family?
34:24Can you imagine me and you going to your dad being like, hey, here's our new wife.
34:28Like, we're going to add her in the mix.
34:29But that's what I'm saying.
34:30My dad didn't even like you.
34:31I know.
34:32So I would let him get used to the idea of you first.
34:35Then I would add a third person.
34:36Yeah.
34:37He might would have liked me if we showed up with a thruble.
34:40He and mine would have been like, them don't look so bad now.
34:42Just y'all be normal.
34:47Please, baby.
34:49We need, we need to change them all.
34:52We can fix the problem.
34:54Do you want to rub her feet?
34:56You rub my feet, I forgive you.
34:58I love a foot rub.
35:02Is it time for the balls?
35:03Go ahead.
35:05You're going to let me stick the balls in?
35:06Go ahead.
35:07Why not?
35:08You want him sticking out a little more or you want him in there encrusted?
35:11You tell me how you want it.
35:17Y'all feel better?
35:18You know what would make me feel better?
35:20What?
35:21To have sex?
35:23Oh, God.
35:23Something.
35:28Like a quickie?
35:30Just kidding.
35:32But not kidding.
35:35She is a horny bitch.
35:37They're young.
35:37They got energy.
35:38It's fine.
35:39Yeah.
35:39They're experimenting.
35:40Yeah.
35:44People have to know about us, you know?
35:46Like, there has to be a place for us in your life.
35:49All we want is you.
35:55She gets the chicken mess up right here.
35:57You kiss daddy.
35:59Yeah, let's get some salami slapping or what is it called?
36:04The hibbity-dibbity.
36:06Some oyster cleansing.
36:09Please stop.
36:12Okay, that looks good, babe.
36:13Turned out good.
36:14You did most of it.
36:16Oh, right.
36:17I mean, here and there, I had a tweak.
36:19I guarantee, later on, I'm going to see.
36:23This looks completely rearranged.
36:25Maybe here and there.
36:26A few balls here and there.
36:27Well, let me put it in the kitchen for now.
36:28I have no doubt.
36:29And then we'll see where we want it, okay?
36:31Yes, dear.
36:33Still to come on 90 Day Fiancé.
36:36Okay, here we go.
36:37Let's see what's coming.
36:38Oh, my God.
36:41What is Sarfer doing?
36:43Did he come out of retirement?
36:44Do they need money?
36:45I mean, are we allowed to invite a fourth every now and then?
36:51I'm in.
36:52Oh, gosh.
36:53They can't figure out a third.
36:54You think a fourth?
36:57Oh, this woman need to sit down.
37:00Now, come on now.
37:01Get in, loser.
37:02We're going to get married.
37:04Wedding time.
37:05Woo.
37:06Aw.
37:07They all look so pretty.
37:09Look at all these wedding dresses, too.
37:11Oh, my God.
37:11Princess days.
37:16That makes you look old.
37:22There's certain things you don't say you keep to yourself.
37:25Honey, do I look slim in this outfit?
37:26Yes, you do.
37:27You sure do.
37:28Serper's missing.
37:31I said, oh, tomorrow you're going to be my husband.
37:33And he was like.
37:34What's wrong with my G, Sharpie?
37:36Where'd he go?
37:37I don't know.
37:38Is he a runaway groom?
37:40Serper's missing?
37:41What is going on?
37:42What is happening?
37:44We've been sending her money through the course of the relationship.
37:47What?
37:49They're sending money?
37:50Something going on.
37:51We saw Annie.
37:53You know, it's Brenda.
37:55Her name is Brenda.
37:57What?
37:59Wait a minute, what?
37:59What?
38:00She's not even using her real name.
38:02I'm speechless.
38:06Hi, Brenda.
38:08Oh, no.
38:11Oh, my God.
38:14Wow.
38:15Brenda, no more Annie.
38:17Oh, my God, Tim.
38:19This looks insane.
38:20Oh, my gosh.
38:21I'm so excited, man.
38:24Whoa, I cannot wait for all this drama to unfold.
38:26It's going to be crazy.
38:27But hey, how about we go and see where we're going to put this bouquet we made?
38:30Oh, a big, exciting evening plan.
38:32It's going to be good.
38:33Oh, my God.
38:33Just come on.
38:34Hurry up.
38:34Oh, I wish you took me to the bedroom like that, not to flowers.
38:38Okay, there's kind of a lot of negative juju intention right now.
38:42Let's pull out some sage, some lavender, and just reset the energy.
38:48Reset the energy?
38:49Yes.
38:50Baby, it was so cute that Tim wanted to stay up and watch our show with us.