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00:00That's a shocking start.
00:04Tom!
00:12Yep, that's it.
00:14Where's Tom?
00:23No!
00:24I hate you.
00:27Let me out of here!
00:30Hello and welcome to Castmaster.
00:40It's our third episode and after my week-long cryogenic sleep,
00:44they've updated my moral source code with what's okay
00:47and what's not okay to joke about.
00:50Look out straight white men, I'm coming for you.
00:53Let's meet the cast.
00:57The stinky and old Dave Hughes.
01:01The wonderful Emma Holland.
01:03The irreplaceable Lisa McKeown.
01:07The very cool and suave Takashi Pakasuki.
01:11And the stinky and getting old Tommy Little.
01:15Hello!
01:17And next to me, the boy who spends his weekend hanging out at the library telling people to shh
01:24and getting tingles in his naughty region at the brilliance of the Dewey Decimal System.
01:30It's Tom Cashman.
01:32How are you this week?
01:36I've been inspired this week.
01:38Yeah.
01:39Because we have a warm-up guy here on the show called Steve Philp.
01:42I've been trying to do something similar.
01:43Yep.
01:44I've been trying to become a warm guy.
01:46Is that warmth?
01:57It's an attempt at warmth.
01:59Okay.
02:00Okay, Princess.
02:01What's our first task for the show?
02:03Our first task is a prize task.
02:04And this week our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider to be the swankiest
02:09thing.
02:10Alright.
02:11So, Waka.
02:12Yes.
02:13What do you have for me?
02:14They bought birds.
02:16Birds.
02:17And crested birds.
02:19That's why I put my hair make like this.
02:23It takes so long.
02:24Lots of time and effort there.
02:26But this bird, when they wake up, already there.
02:30When it's rainy day, it's already there.
02:34That's the swankest things I ever think.
02:37It's naturally swankest.
02:39I must admit it's a problem I can't really relate to.
02:42Alright, Lisa, what did you bring in?
02:45Look, I brought a high tea.
02:46Ooh.
02:47It's pretty and it's nice and everybody gets dressed up for it and partakes in it together
02:52and there's conversation, polite conversation.
02:54As opposed to low tea, which is an issue I deal with.
02:57Yes.
02:58What does a low tea involve?
03:00A tea is short for testosterone.
03:02You really are lesser in every way, ain't you?
03:07Because apparently too much testosterone causes baldness.
03:11I'm just saying I'm locked and loaded.
03:15Is that true though or is that just something they say to bald men to make them feel better
03:19about themselves?
03:20Yeah, it's just some annoying thing from science, Husey.
03:23But you enjoy your full head of hair and your one sperm cell rattling around your empty
03:26nuts.
03:27You'll be fine.
03:28See, I've had a vasectomy anyway, so I don't...
03:31I don't...
03:32So they can't get out whether they're there or not.
03:35Hey, Huse, when you've had a vasectomy, does it just go like...
03:43Mate, I'll show you later.
03:49Alright, so Emma, what's the swankiest thing you brought in?
03:52I brought in something I made.
03:54It's a golden statue of Hilary Swank.
04:02And it looks exactly like her.
04:05Are you a massive Hilary Swank fan?
04:07Oh, absolutely.
04:08I love all of her work.
04:09Including what?
04:11Oh, just the movies, you know, the...
04:14All the cinema that she's in, you know.
04:16A real fan wouldn't pick a favourite.
04:20Tommy, what did you bring in that you thought was swanky?
04:23I brought in an invitation I got from the, at the time, royals.
04:28From Harry and Meghan.
04:30And I RSVP'd and then forgot.
04:33They didn't do a follow-up check.
04:37So I think it's a bit on them, Tom.
04:40So you needed not just a royal invite, you needed a royal reminder.
04:45Yes.
04:47Okay, Dave, what's the swankiest thing that you've brought in?
04:49An electric foot masseuse.
04:53So you put your feet on it and it, underneath the things come up and make you feel like you're a king or a queen or, you know, whatever gender neutral term you have for royalty.
05:04Yeah.
05:05So how much does that cost, you reckon, Husey?
05:07I got it for free, but I reckon if you bought it, I have no idea.
05:11What do you reckon?
05:12Yeah, like what, $49.99?
05:15It sounds affordable.
05:17Yeah, I'm not an elitist.
05:19It's anyone...
05:20Well, for this prize task, you're supposed to be.
05:22Oh, right.
05:23Yeah, because this seems very affordable and something that anyone could get.
05:26You're right.
05:27Which doesn't feel swanky at all to me.
05:29Anyway, I'm already starting to score.
05:30One.
05:36I don't even want to hear your defence of it.
05:38I'm going to go two points for Lisa.
05:40I appreciate what you're trying to do.
05:41Yeah.
05:42But it's not quite as special as a fancy bird, so I'm going to give three points to Waka.
05:48I feel like I'm going to give four points to Tommy Little because that's a very swanky invitation.
05:52But for all the effort, you can't get more swanky than Hillary.
05:56Five points to Emma.
06:01Okay, let's get into a task.
06:03Like someone who purchased the hit single Don't Stop Believin' and was unsatisfied,
06:07it's time to return Journey.
06:22Come in.
06:23Hi, Tom.
06:24Hi, Waka.
06:25Hi.
06:26Hi, Dave.
06:27How are you?
06:28I'm going to go.
06:29A little kiss?
06:30Sure.
06:31Who's doing who?
06:32Cheek.
06:36Second for good measure.
06:37Oh, sorry.
06:38So rude.
06:41Might as well go third.
06:42Oh, yep.
06:43Okay.
06:44That was too soon.
06:45That was a bit wet, that one.
06:46I'm so sorry.
06:47I'll just...
06:48Make this exercise ball go as far away as possible from you and have it come back.
06:57Once the exercise ball has left you...
07:00You may not take a step without forfeiting an attempt.
07:03Furthest return Journey wins.
07:06You have 15 minutes.
07:08Your time starts now.
07:12All right.
07:13I love that.
07:14How can I do this?
07:16So I can have multiple attempts.
07:18Yep.
07:19Do whatever I like.
07:20What?
07:21Well, not whatever.
07:22Within reason.
07:23Do whatever you like.
07:24I can't do whatever I like.
07:25I can do...
07:26There's certain rules.
07:27Yeah, there's rules.
07:28You've told me the rules.
07:29Morality.
07:30Yeah, absolutely.
07:31Morality?
07:32Did you say morality?
07:33Yeah, there's kind of moral boundaries that are kind of limiting your behaviour currently.
07:34I suppose they aren't.
07:35I'm not even thinking about it.
07:36So, Lisa Tom, what moral boundaries are holding you back from doing what you actually want
07:46to do?
07:47Tax fraud.
07:48That's your first go-to.
07:51I don't think you have to pay tax if you earn under $18,000.
07:55Oh!
07:57I love this.
08:02I feel like this is nerd on nerd action.
08:04I love it.
08:05So, I've got to say, Lesser Tom, Tommy, was this the beginning of something?
08:10I hoped it was.
08:12Were you looking for favourable treatment?
08:14No, Tom just hadn't had some action in a long time.
08:18Jock on nerd action.
08:23Okay, who's first?
08:24Who's first?
08:25First to have a ball while they throw a ball at the wall.
08:27It's two people whose names I really wish rhymed with ball.
08:29It's Lisa and Waka.
08:31They just put this and they go, get back without moving.
08:35Wow.
08:36Oh no.
08:37It's not too bad.
08:38That's pretty good.
08:42I'm gonna look for another way now.
08:43I have to trust.
08:44My tape.
08:45Oh no.
08:46Alright.
08:47I know, it's strange.
08:48But...
08:49Okay.
08:5090 seconds.
08:51I'm gonna try and use gravity.
08:52How many minutes have I got left?
08:531 minute and 57 seconds.
08:54We've got one minute and 57 seconds.
08:57That's pretty good.
08:58I'm gonna look for another way now.
08:59I have to trust.
09:00My tape.
09:02Oh no.
09:04Alright.
09:05I know, it's strange.
09:06But...
09:07Okay.
09:1390 seconds.
09:15I'm gonna try and use gravity.
09:19How many minutes have I got left?
09:20We've got one minute and 57 seconds.
09:22Oh my god!
09:24That was pretty good.
09:26That was pretty good.
09:28Yes! You moved.
09:3015 seconds. I'm just gonna throw it back
09:32just in case by magic it comes back.
09:36Oh!
09:38Fingers crossed? Yep.
09:4012 seconds.
09:48Maybe if I wish hard enough
09:50it might come back.
09:52I think potentially, at this point
09:54we may have to give up.
10:00I liked your approach there, Lisa, where you thought
10:02you'd just throw it in the air because you've got nothing to lose
10:04and hope that by magic it'll just come back.
10:06You just never know.
10:08You know, like sometimes things just
10:10change and it might have
10:12kind of come back. Like there's magic
10:14in the world. I believe in magic.
10:16Yes. Okay.
10:18You had mixed results with the string.
10:20You had a bit of a shit sticky tape situation.
10:22Once you made decision
10:24and it didn't work well
10:26your brains got panicked.
10:28Yes. That's why I used
10:30tyre.
10:32That was the second
10:34best option. Okay, because at that point
10:36you're in a panic, you don't have much time to go
10:38so you just thought, I'll just fling it at shit.
10:40I know, I did the best job
10:42but I saw that. That looks so bad.
10:48Okay, well I feel like we need to know the measurements now.
10:50Well, whack up by throwing it at a stack of tyres
10:52when there was an extremely flat wall right behind him.
10:58That was bad. I know.
11:00That was 7.42 metres.
11:02Lisa's reliance on golf, then gravity, then God
11:04but ultimately with the string
11:06got 14.2 metres.
11:10It's not bad.
11:12Okay, well it's time for an ad break.
11:14So just like a big red ball with Lisa
11:16casting spells behind it,
11:18you come back.
11:32Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
11:34Give us a recap, my little chap.
11:36Our contestants are sending exercise balls away
11:38and hoping they come back
11:40and the furthest return journey without taking a step wins.
11:42Next up, one's a boomer,
11:44the other one likes meringues.
11:46Let's put them together and watch them boomerang.
11:48It's Dave and Emma.
11:50Alright, let's go for his safety.
11:52Alright, that's coming back.
11:56No steps.
11:58That's a keeper.
11:59Okay.
12:00Do you have any remote controlled cars?
12:02I think there's one in the shed.
12:03If I deflate this and then use a drone,
12:05I think I can get this done.
12:16Do you come here often?
12:18Here?
12:19Yeah.
12:20Yeah, heaps.
12:21Go find me a drone.
12:22Go!
12:23Go find a drone!
12:29I really need that to stay in there.
12:36This is gonna protect me when the drone brings it back to me.
12:40Is it coming backwards?
12:41It's coming backwards.
12:42Okay.
12:43From wherever it stopped there.
12:46Nice.
12:47You gonna have another go?
12:48How much time do I have?
12:49Two minutes and 27 seconds.
12:50Okay.
12:51Send the drone.
12:53Ball, fly away.
12:55Come on, ball.
12:56Come on.
12:57Go, ball.
12:58Please go away from me.
13:00Make me a winner.
13:04That seems to be a long way.
13:06I think this is a win if you can come back.
13:08I think you can come back now.
13:10Or keep going if you like.
13:12You decide.
13:13Time?
13:14One minute.
13:15Please come back.
13:16Stay in the air.
13:17Stay up.
13:18I want you back.
13:19Where did you go?
13:21You're not gonna turn back?
13:22You're crazy.
13:23What time?
13:2443 seconds.
13:25Alright.
13:26Come back, ball.
13:27I think it's landed itself.
13:28Come back.
13:29I think it can't handle the weight.
13:31She's struggling.
13:33Oh no.
13:3420 seconds.
13:35You're running out of power.
13:37I'm running out of time.
13:38It's so close.
13:39Please come back.
13:41Oh yes.
13:42Come on.
13:43Six seconds.
13:46God damn you.
13:49It had the vibe of such victory.
13:51Yeah it did.
13:52Why did you go so far away?
13:54We bit off more than we could chew.
13:56God damn.
13:57So Emma you must have been very proud of your first attempt there.
14:07Yeah.
14:08I was happy it came back to me.
14:09I'm more concerned about the fact that this is not the first time Husey and I have thought
14:12of the same thing.
14:15I don't know.
14:16I'm not comfortable with that.
14:20So you're pretty happy with the remote controlled car.
14:22That worked really well.
14:23Would have you liked it if the editors didn't include your second attempt?
14:25I think that...
14:27You could have looked like a real chap.
14:29That would have been awesome but they didn't do that did they?
14:31So Dave just to be clear you were controlling the drone by yelling at it?
14:36Ah look let's not get into that.
14:39The fact is it was my...
14:41The drone was my idea.
14:42No one else thought of a drone.
14:43It was a brilliant idea.
14:45And it was almost probably the best task ever in the history of this show.
14:51So I'm guessing Emma's first attempt was the winner.
14:54Emma's first attempt was a successful return distance of 49.05 metres.
14:59OK, so that was quite a distance around the back of the house.
15:03And then Dave's drone distance would have been 51.2 if it came back but of course it didn't
15:09which means we'd go with his safety of...
15:11Whacka, you'll remember that, the wall behind.
15:1415.6 metres.
15:16Alright.
15:17OK.
15:18So there's still a score there.
15:19Alright, well give us another then.
15:21Whilst I may not exactly have consented to his kiss on the lips, I consent to him being next.
15:25It's Tommy Little.
15:26Hey, is there keys in that car?
15:29That's actually been a bit of an issue recently but...
15:31What do you mean?
15:32Nothing.
15:33Let's check the car.
15:34OK.
15:35So I'm going to need you to drive.
15:37OK.
15:38I'm just going to put the ball in the passenger seat.
15:40OK.
15:41And then drive it as far as you can.
15:42OK.
15:43And then come back.
15:44OK.
15:45And go!
15:47OK.
15:48I have no faith in this van coming back.
15:58See me.
16:02Pretty lonely way of doing things.
16:06Come on.
16:07Yeah!
16:08Hi Tommy.
16:09You've got 15 seconds.
16:11No worries.
16:12Thanks Tommy.
16:13You did wonderful.
16:15You did too.
16:17Tommy, did you just do something clever?
16:18It was very...
16:19It was...
16:20I'm saying...
16:21It was very disorienting.
16:24I was expecting you to deflate the ball, shove it up your arse or put it in your pants.
16:41It was very disorienting. I was expecting you to deflate the ball, shove it up your arse, or put it in your pants.
16:47To see you actually do something clever, I think it really threw all of us, didn't it?
16:52Is that within the rules that this time we can just do something?
16:55Dave, you also instructed someone to take yours away.
17:03Okay, well, how did he do?
17:05The total distance, including the 19-point turn I had to do to turn the van around,
17:09was 774 metres.
17:16So that means one point goes to Wacker, Lisa gets two, Dave gets three, Emma gets four,
17:20but the winner of the task with the driving is Tommy with five points.
17:25And then for the overall episode scores, we've got three fours at the bottom,
17:29and two nines at the top, with Emma and Tommy leading so far.
17:36Okay, lad, another task, please.
17:38Yeah, we could, or maybe let's bloody head to the pub.
17:43Down some brewskis and watch the footy,
17:45or have an arm wrestle, or...
17:48This will make more sense when you watch the task.
17:50Hi, Emma.
17:55Hi, Tom.
17:56That's a shitter.
18:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:03Oh, oh, oh.
18:04Oh, the art department wins an award or someone gets arrested, mate.
18:07Because that's not right.
18:08Oh.
18:09Can I pee, or...?
18:10No, thank you.
18:12Oh, goodness.
18:12I feel like this should play into my strengths.
18:14I feel like it's the only task so far where I've walked out and gone, comfortable.
18:25Tommy, I think you're going to be right.
18:28You do?
18:29Be a man.
18:30Manliest man wins.
18:31You have 30 minutes.
18:32Your time starts now.
18:3330 minutes?
18:34That's right.
18:35Yeah.
18:36So how do I be a man?
18:37I've got to be a man.
18:38What do you like?
18:39I just want to be a man.
18:40What do you like?
18:41I want to be a man.
18:42What do you like to make a Quentin Tarantino?
18:43What do you like?
18:44I want to make a Quentin Tarantino.
18:45Do you like to make a Quentin Tarantino do this?
18:46Did you?
18:47Be a man.
18:48We just want to make the Quentin Tarantino.
18:49Do you think?
18:50Be a man.
18:51Manliest man wins.
18:52You have 30 minutes.
18:53Your time starts now.
18:5430 minutes?
18:55That's right.
18:56Yeah.
18:57So how do I be a man?
18:58I've got to be a man.
18:59What do men like?
19:00Would you like to know my thoughts?
19:01Initially it was just lift up the toilet and throw it off the balcony.
19:02Men like Quentin Tarantino.
19:07Tarantino style film about pissing standing up a lot of foot shots yeah you know what the most
19:13manly thing to be is to show your vulnerability maybe i might do a day in the life of a man oh
19:22wow yeah we're gonna be the man oh actually no that's actually a good point i could get you to
19:26be the man and i could direct you oh oh that's good i think what this makes man manly is always
19:35women so you think what makes a man manly is women yeah protect women are you trying to
19:42use this show as a vehicle to impress women so i have to ask why was there a shit in hughesie's
19:55toilet and no one else's because none of the others had one in there did you do something
20:02early on i didn't shit in the toilet do you think i was going to eat it or something
20:09what what what out of all the steps why was that the next one
20:14and also just just to be clear hughesie it's very manly to own up to something i didn't shit in the
20:19toilet oh well they've got their promo
20:35okay which man are we getting to see first being a manly man in the style of every man's favorite man
20:40it's emma holland
20:53can i get you a drink
21:23it's a drink
21:40emma the crowd loved it so just to be clear did you piss all over the seat and then put the
21:46put the seat up after that yeah and then i flushed and then did a and gave it to hughesie
21:54i mean brilliant i feel like this came from a real place though have you had to
21:58sit through a lot of men banging on about how great quentin tarantino is yeah i've met men yeah
22:03he is great he is yeah of course you would love that feeny mcfreak
22:12it was quite satirical and it was making fun of men but it was so accurate that men in the
22:17crowd were going oh cool quentin tarantino yeah and what is being a man if not oblivious
22:23all right time uh for something else manly trying to coerce society into making decisions against
22:35their wishes through power and influence their ad breaks back soon
22:52hello and welcome back to taskmaster where we're playing for something dave hughes's bunion-y feet
22:57have been in connect some dots lesser tom our contestants are trying to be really really manly or
23:03to me normal next up of our cast he has the most tattoos and if you think that makes him a bad boy
23:11oh baby you've got no idea it's tommy little i think i need to say something something manly
23:18what we do in this life echoes to eternity oh that's beautiful thank you should i also do a
23:24gladiator quote i got it
23:38gladiator quote are you not entertained that was good you think you did well in this one are you
24:04kidding this could be one of my proud moments
24:08it was very powerful it was so fun it worked i mean it was very manly you had to lift it that
24:21was heavy yeah it was heavy it was dumb yeah it was it was fun yeah yeah and there was a reference
24:28to gladiator which is up the it's up the tarantino into the spectrum and then afterwards i went and found
24:33used this toilet and took a shit in it this is turning into a very lowbrow whodunit
24:46i didn't realize we had such a budget we could throw toilets off balcony no i think there was only one
24:51no we had to replace it it cost three hundred and seventy dollars
24:56all right um the only issue is it was very manly you had to lift it up you threw it off the
25:01balcony it smashed and you yelled out a gladiator quote yes but there was just we've got a photo
25:06of what your face looked like after you let go of the toilet yes this will be manly yeah
25:17all right throw me another bloke please being the manliest man by showing his feminine side it's dave
25:23you know what i i don't do often enough i don't cry man i need to cry more i need you to lie on the
25:30ground okay i need you to just tap one leg i need you to growl just a little bit just go just do it
25:42it's okay buddy it's all along these we had together me and you you are my best friend
25:52whole family loved you man
25:56we miss you man doggy door mate never worked it out did you
26:02what he is barking outside let me in it was a way to let yourself in it was on hinges you idiot
26:12but that was all right we didn't mind because we loved you man i'm gonna hug you man
26:21couldn't you mate i love you buckwheat
26:28all right i think i'm done i just had an emotional moment with my dog
26:34i mean the very first thing you brought in was your dog's ashes this is a light entertainment
26:53show it's supposed to be comedy i know but tom really turned into him that is one of the most
26:59uncomfortable moments of my life yeah i i appreciate what you did and you go above and
27:05beyond the call of duty many times but being my dog is something i'll never forget
27:11so if you ever want to come around to my house i'd love to put a lead on you and walk around
27:19all right test me with some more testosterone please if you remove one of the c's her full name is
27:25legitimately an anagram for the word masculine which means her whole name is an anagram for
27:30see masculine let's see masculine with lisa mccune unbelievable so this this first scene you're
27:38just waking up in the morning okay and then i'm going to it's got youtube open okay so that that's
27:44you kind of know where we're going okay it's not working that's what i'm trying to get okay yeah so
28:02just roll over and we'll keep playing it's not that one that one's stuck okay here we go so we're asleep
28:32i don't want to just one sound okay here we go oh here we go
28:52i'm getting up i can't okay i know it doesn't worry you but oh i apologize and that is being a man
29:12oh thank god i was stuck and you don't have youtube premium
29:27and i didn't have my glasses and i couldn't see the button it was just a disaster
29:31but you accidentally really honed in on something which something very manly i mean how many times
29:37have you watched a middle-aged man fumble their way through youtube because they've got no idea
29:43what they're doing okay great that was actually what i was it was totally what we were getting at
29:50all right it's time for a break have you checked your prostate lately back with more man chat soon
30:07hello and welcome back to taskmaster where we've just been hanging out with our wangs out
30:15yes that's right we've had four versions of a man now here's an attempt at superman
30:19it's takashi wakasugi thank you so much for coming tomasina you are so beautiful my heart's
30:25burning like a global warming i'm so hot you are so hot what you want to drink anything a minute
30:31it's early but let's have a few cocktails cocktails anytime very beautiful with cocktails
30:36the beach she betrayed me and she stole my money i'm gonna kill her i can feel something someone
30:46watching watching there see you in hell
30:52tomasina
30:55you're welcome you are so beautiful i love you
31:07so beautiful the weight let's talk about your dream
31:37cheers for our future
31:50so waka what what was you thinking here i'm strong protect and still make the promise bring the
31:57cocktails yeah you took a bullet as well yep yeah between the eyes
32:02yeah i like the way you dive through the air and you took all the bullets in your chest and then
32:08you turned around it was in your head lots things going on yeah yeah and also now i understand why
32:15you guys kiss each other tom is very attractive
32:25i must say this is one of the hardest tasks i've ever had to score because they're all very very
32:30manly but i'm going to give one point to tommy okay but that's just that's where we're at that's the base
32:35manly level is smashing a toilet and yelling out a gladiator quote that's where we're at
32:40i'm really happy to take his one i don't think mine is very good i'll take a man would never let you
32:47very good well i'm going to give two points to lisa because fumbling through youtube was still very
32:52manly despite that being a mistake three points to emma for the tarantino film because it was great
32:58oh unpopular opinion maybe you haven't watched this show uh emma i don't give a
33:03shit what they think that's been firmly established and if you are on reddit at the
33:09moment you can all go yourselves uh i'm going to give four points to hughesie because being honest
33:15with your emotions it's a lot uh but i'm going to give five points to waka because i mean that was
33:21just a bloodthirsty entertaining look at manliness all right slice me up a fresh task please and
33:31lesser tom sure like joseph taking his wife to the beach this one's about to get mary shelley
33:52tommy hi dave how are you oh my god that's good
34:00oopsie dress as frankenstein then video call someone in your contacts if they allude to how you're
34:08dressed you must end your phone call immediately if you tell them not to mention how you're dressed
34:13you will be disqualified best dress frankenstein wins all other people will be scored based on who
34:19has the longest video call you have 15 minutes to dress then five minutes to begin your video
34:24call your time starts now all right frankenstein frankenstein okay i'm gonna go and get dressed as
34:31frankenstein
34:34okay great so a simple one but just to be clear they don't have to mention that they're frankenstein
34:38no they just cannot talk about their appearance any mention of the contestant's appearance they need
34:43to hang up immediately and that's the end of the call and that's it all right who are we going to
34:46see first calling their family it's tommy and emma yeah i'm gonna get some stuff what does frankenstein
34:51look like how long have we got 12 minutes and 18 seconds okay okay i'm ready
35:02okay i'm gonna try my little sister i've got an ace up my sleeve my dad
35:06he's pretty blind i think i'm just gonna talk at her okay not let her have a word in oh my god i look
35:14so green are you busy oh my god um i have to tell you a story frankenstein is a frame story written
35:24in s epistolary form set in the 18th century it documents a fictional correspondence between captain
35:30robert walton and his sister margaret walton seville hello pa how are you i'm good how are you yeah
35:39i'm pretty good i'm pretty good after departing from archangel the ship is trapped is trapped by
35:44pack ice on the journey across the arctic ocean named victor frankenstein the same obsession that
35:48he that has destroyed him and recounts a story of his life's miniseries are you busy no okay great
35:56from a young age victor has a strong desire to understand the world hey are the mighty pies
36:01gonna win tonight well nobody thinks they are i think uh he thinks it's a bunk honestly it's just
36:07a video of his neck well we can we can talk about something else if you want to you know what now
36:13i'm going to keep reading this to you victor buries himself in his experiments to deal with the grief
36:17i'm around next weekend you up for brekkie or something like that this is just a personal call
36:23can i hang up soon whatever you want oh thanks for calling love you miss you and i'll see you um
36:30i'll see you next weekend okay will do okay bye bye
36:36do you have anything else to say anything to comment on um are you dressed like frankenstein
36:44sorry for swearing he just thought it was a phone call the video was on his ear the whole time
36:51except did you see right at the end he's just seeing a green man that he's just been chatting
36:59to with a panicked look on his face i'm just like oh he's oh he's on to me
37:05i reckon that went okay it felt like a long call i'm sure i'm gonna win this one
37:10you made a really good point tommy let's just have a look at the moment that tommy's dad
37:19hung up on him it does look like he saw your green face for the first time oh i still don't
37:30think he knows because we had to get a release form to sign and i thought dad's gonna have some
37:35questions about why i filmed his phone call and i said dad can you sign this and all he said was
37:41when am i going to be on tv but you really lucked onto something because he answered a video call
37:51as an audio call yes so he wasn't looking at you the whole time now did it feel like a long phone call
37:57it was the longest phone call i've ever had with my dad okay so it took a task for you to bond with your
38:02dad yeah i don't think that's unusual yeah okay well emma great strategy you justified your appearance
38:11straight away and then you just barreled into a really long story that your sister didn't want
38:14to hear i pulled out the wikipedia page for frankenstein and just read from top to bottom
38:19you just kept reading the whole thing just kept barreling through i feel like you've got the kooky
38:23confident sister vibes from the way that she was putting up with you that's i don't think it's the
38:29weirdest phone call we've ever had all right well i feel like we need to know how long those phone
38:33calls went for the longest call tommy's ever had with his dad five minutes and 57 seconds
38:43emma's wicky feet on the other hand went for 13 minutes and 26 seconds
38:49all right who's our next cold covered in makeup caller calling their son and their friend
38:54respectively and hopefully also respectfully it's lisa and rucker i didn't worry about the bottom
39:01half because i kind of figure that it's kind of but then i'm going to see the bottom half
39:07two questions okay it's a bit dangerous to put glue to my body skin what's happening in your neck
39:16that's frankenstein had had the neck cut off just had to put it back on okay i'm gonna call my son
39:22not my mom not my mom scary hurry june my comedian friends
39:32hi mate how are you are you good hey i was just ringing to see is the shower still leaking
39:38hello hurry how are you how are you going how are you how's your gig the mel the melbourne china time
39:44things i had to have a haircut yeah i've just oh why do you look like that how many people there
39:56what why why do you look like that
39:57it wasn't very long was it i didn't say anything he said why do you look like that of course
40:12if he didn't say anything if he didn't say anything he's an idiot
40:24waka who did you ring up i'm harry harry june my comedian friend oh he's a comedian yeah
40:28he's very funny oh okay well you're just wanting to show off that you're on taskmaster
40:31no no he's a nice guy and um but sad the result but i'm happy hurry is the normal guy oh so so
40:41you were relieved that your friend was normal yeah he didn't ask me that's his problem so lisa you
40:49tried to engage your teenage son with a chat about a leaky shower head yeah look i thought oliver would
40:54have played ball a little better than he did but then i think i may have overdone it with the hair if
40:58i had just done the face he might have just thought oh mum's got a face mask on and he might
41:02have kept going i know now it's about getting the balance right because i don't look great in the
41:06morning and i think that that's probably he kind of is used to seeing a certain decay all right i think
41:13we need to look at the times waka's phone call with his very normal friend lasted 14 seconds
41:21yep but he's normal lisa's phone call with her very normal son lasted 13 seconds
41:26all right sit back and keep your eyes glued to these advertisements unless you're tommy's dad then
41:35get up close and put your ear to them back soon
41:37hello welcome back to a collection of carefully arranged pixels and sound waves otherwise known
41:57as taskmaster what's happening our contestants are dressing as frankenstein and trying to have the
42:01longest video call they can before someone mentions their appearance next up he loves an energy drink
42:07but can he become a monster it's dave hughes have you read the book frankenstein i would have yeah
42:13absolutely i would have but years ago but i know frankenstein is a monster created by
42:21dr frankenstein oh dress as frankenstein frankenstein is not the monster
42:27frankenstein's the doctor i've already cracked the code here best dressed frankenstein wins so i've
42:36got to dress like a doctor all right
42:44who are you gonna call what about andy lee i'm just gonna talk about stuff yeah
42:49hey buddy how are you going where am i i'm just uh just cruising where are you man what are you
42:58doing you're you're you're gonna have a burger from grill that's cool man what sort of burger you
43:05gonna have what's going on so yeah you're going well the the blues are having a good year aren't they
43:13mate so yeah are you do you want me to come out and skip out i'm pretty good
43:26well i had many predictions about you before this show hughesie and one of them was not you
43:30being across classical literature i'm more well read than i look like i am so um yeah and that was
43:37i'm so you dickheads i was so impressed that i found out then can i point out that even emma didn't
43:49realize that frankenstein described the doctor and she read the entire wikipedia page
44:00just to be clear so whoever was the best frankenstein just gets five points we don't judge
44:04them by the length of the phone call that's right that means hughesie's on five yes and then one
44:09point goes to lisa because she had the shortest phone call then we have waka with two points tommy
44:13with three emma with four but dave hughes wins the task with five points
44:19all right you little freaking steins up on the stage for the last task of the show
44:29all right who's doing the honors this time squirt dave hughes will read the task
44:33so choose an item to place in the vessel to raise the water level once an item has been touched it
44:41must go in the jar if you cause the jar to overflow you are eliminated last person standing wins lisa
44:51please select an item i'm gonna start off really really conservatively you know just just to kind of
44:58get us going nice oh okay i'm gonna put starfishy back home
45:06i'm gonna write my own story are you the doctor or the monster i'm going with tommy little
45:12that's it
45:25dave did you just touch an item you have to put that item in when it's your turn
45:31dave you must select the poker chips i was hoping one would drop off it's touching liquid
45:45there we go oh look at that what's he doing
45:50some of it's touching liquid no way it's touching liquid i don't know what i'm doing just going to try
46:01it is that was not a ping pong ball that is a ping pong ball filled with concrete
46:16i don't see any overflow
46:32it's in
46:33it's in it's in oh it is a weighted ducky
46:48there's overflow dave views has been eliminated okay tommy please select an item
46:54little dog it's in there's overflow that's dripping
47:18waka is eliminated all right that jar is certainly more than half full but i'm optimistic we will find
47:23a winner see you after the break
47:37welcome back to taskmaster we've had blokes jokes and things that don't float but we're not done yet
47:42that's right we're in the middle of a live task we're down to the final two the person who overflows
47:47this receptacle will be eliminated emma please select an item
47:53it's in oh no it's real cheap
48:13all right mop up the stage so we can mop up the scores and find a winner
48:16all right so how do we hand out the scores there well lisa gets one point dave on two
48:25waka three tommy gets four points but emma wins the task with five points
48:31okay before we get our episode winner how's the series looking after three episodes well lisa tommy
48:37waka and dave are all bumping shoulders in the pack but a length ahead is emma on 54 points
48:42so who's the episode winner lisa's in last place with eight points then we've got waka with 14 dave
48:52with 15 tommy with 17 but winning a second episode is emma with 21 points all right congratulations emma go
48:59up on stage and claim your swanky crack so what have we learned well hughesie taught
49:06everyone that frankenstein is the doctor because incredibly he's read the book but more importantly
49:13he's learning right now that in murder on the orient express style it was all of us who crapped in his
49:18stunning once more well done emma and well done to all of us for another cracker of an episode
49:37oh no one ever thinks about what it's like to be a taskmaster when you have to deal with
49:48all this shit don't talk to me oh my god just gotta be honest i don't know what the is going on