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00:00Hey, give a hoot. It's all play all day on Game Show Network.
00:03Ooh, dude.
00:11This is Chain Reaction, where one word leads to another.
00:16With today's special guest stars, Joanna Gleason, Robert Mandan,
00:20Beverly Scott, Robert Walden, and the star of Chain Reaction, Bill Callens!
00:26Thank you all, and welcome to Chain Reaction.
00:38Hey, we've had a good week, and one of the fellows who's made it a good week
00:42is our current champion, Ken Grossbart, our attorney.
00:45And, Ken, congratulations on thus far having won $12,000, and you're still playing.
00:50Thank you very much.
00:51Pretty good.
00:52About the size of his feet.
00:54Yes.
00:54And you've got good players there.
00:57You've got Bob Walden, you've got Robert Mandan.
00:59Up until yesterday.
01:00Well, yesterday wasn't one of your best days, team, but you're still here,
01:04and that's the important thing.
01:05Hello.
01:06Hi.
01:06It is Nancy Johnson, am I right?
01:08Right.
01:08Tell us something about you, Nancy.
01:09I'm married, and I have a little boy and a little girl.
01:13Well, welcome to our show, and I'm sure you're going to enjoy playing with Deborah Lee.
01:16A short person.
01:16Good players.
01:17You're not a short person.
01:19All right, let's open our game board.
01:20We're starting a brand-new game here.
01:2250 points will win the game.
01:24First team to score 50 gets a chance to go up there and win $10,000.
01:29Okay, this board begins with the word shell.
01:33There are six words in between.
01:34They all relate to the word next to them, and it ends with the word purple.
01:3750 points wins it.
01:38You get one point for every letter in the word you guessed.
01:40See those little plus signs?
01:41That means double score at that point.
01:43Okay, we're going to pick up with the challengers team.
01:46So, Joanna Gleeson, where would you like to begin?
01:49In honor of Nancy's costume, I'd like to begin above purple, please.
01:52Oh, yeah, purple.
01:53The word starts with a G.
01:58Grape.
01:59Grape is right.
02:00I don't know how you do it sometimes.
02:01That's good.
02:02There you are, Nancy.
02:05You have five points, and it's your turn.
02:08I'd like a letter with grape.
02:10That's just a double score word, and it starts with the letter W.
02:14Wine.
02:15Yes, and there you go.
02:1813 points.
02:21Debra Lee Scott.
02:22Yes, Donna Pescal.
02:25I'd like a letter above wine, please.
02:27It begins with the letter P.
02:30Um, um, wine.
02:33Uh, stop laughing.
02:36Um.
02:37Time.
02:38Okay, now we finally get over to Ken's team, and you're up, Robert.
02:41Where do you want to begin?
02:42Above wine.
02:43That word, P-O.
02:47Potion.
02:48No, it is not potion.
02:50It leaves your team.
02:51Joanna Gleeson has it again.
02:53Uh, above wine, please.
02:55P-O-R.
02:57Mm, how about, uh, port?
02:59How about it?
03:00You're right.
03:00Four more points.
03:02That's the way to go.
03:0317.
03:04Nancy?
03:05How about the letter with port?
03:07All right, that's a double score word, and it starts with the letter H.
03:13Hospital.
03:14I don't know.
03:14Port and hospital.
03:16No?
03:16I don't know.
03:16All right, now, Ken Grossbart has it.
03:19I'll go above port.
03:20H-A.
03:22Harbor.
03:22Harbor, right.
03:23Double score, 12 points.
03:25You're on the board.
03:25Hold on.
03:27Bob?
03:30Okay, I'll go above harbor.
03:32All right, that word starts with the letter P.
03:34Mm, um, Pearl.
03:36Pearl is right.
03:37Oh, you're running up.
03:39We now have a tie score, I believe.
03:41Right.
03:4117-17.
03:43Robert?
03:44Uh, well, there it is.
03:45Goes with shell, goes with pearl, starts with O.
03:49Oyster.
03:49What else?
03:50You're right.
03:51You are right.
03:52Six more points.
03:53The score is 17 for Nancy's team, 23 for Ken's team.
03:58Back with a new board and more of the game right after this word for you.
04:03Meyer was a bullfrog.
04:06Was a good friend of mine.
04:10Blinded by the light.
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04:23Featuring the Bay City Rollers.
04:25You're on the best.
04:27It's the 70s.
04:29Gonna let her in.
04:31John Travolta.
04:33Gonna let her in.
04:36Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
04:40What kind of feeling?
04:43Baby, easy, go away.
04:48Oh, my darling.
04:49Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.
04:54We at the 70s Preservation Society have built Suddenly 70s with the tastiest songs of the decade.
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05:02Play that punk and music, white boy.
05:06Play that punk and music right.
05:10Billy, don't be a hero.
05:13Come back to me.
05:16Alone again.
05:18Naturally.
05:20Clowns to the left of me.
05:21Jokers to the right.
05:23Here I am stuck in the middle with you.
05:26Everybody plays the moves.
05:29Suddenly 70s is not sold in any store.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Love.
05:33Love.
05:34The woman was born alive.
05:38Skyrockets in flight.
05:41Afternoon delight.
05:42Who got shocker?
05:43Sorry, not available on 8-Track.
05:45Get Suddenly 70s.
05:46The 70s never sounded better.
05:48Go for your love.
05:49I owe me, baby.
05:51To order, call the number on your screen or send check or money order.
05:54Two CDs, $26.99.
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05:58Rush delivery available.
05:59This collection is not sold in stores.
06:04We're back again.
06:07Scored 23 points for Ken's team.
06:10Nancy Johnson has 17.
06:12Let's get on to the next chain.
06:14This chain begins with a word, focus.
06:16Six words in between, and it ends up with house.
06:19Okay, we pick up with Ken Grossbart.
06:21Your team was scoring correctly.
06:23So, Ken.
06:23I'm going to go with focus.
06:25All right, that word starts with C.
06:27Camera.
06:27Absolutely.
06:28And you're running it up now.
06:30Six points.
06:31Six letters, six points.
06:32You have 29.
06:33Bob.
06:34Under camera, please.
06:35Double score word beginning with S.
06:39Snapshot.
06:39Nope, it is not.
06:40Snapshot.
06:41It leaves this team, comes to Nancy's team, and Deborah Lee's up.
06:43Under camera, please.
06:44S-H.
06:46Deborah Lee, double score.
06:47Shoot.
06:48No, it is not shoot.
06:49Shoot.
06:49It leads your team.
06:50Shoot in that sense.
06:51It comes over here to Robert Mandan.
06:53Under camera.
06:54S-H-U.
06:56Shudder.
06:56I knew you'd like it.
06:57That's right.
06:58Double score, 14 points.
07:00You have 43.
07:01You're only seven points away from a win, Ken.
07:05Let's go under shutter.
07:05All right, word starts with W.
07:08Windows.
07:10Window is right.
07:11Absolutely.
07:12That's six.
07:13You're up to 49.
07:15One more point to win the game.
07:17Bob Walden, where do you want it?
07:20I'll go under window.
07:21The word begins with the letter G.
07:25Oh, boy.
07:26Window, great.
07:28No, it is not great.
07:30Saved over here.
07:30It's back to Joanne and Lisa.
07:32Under window?
07:33G-L.
07:35Glass.
07:36Glass is right.
07:37Double score.
07:37You're up to 27.
07:40Nancy?
07:42I would like a letter with glass, please.
07:44Okay, the word starts with M.
07:50Mirror?
07:51No, no.
07:52Good guess.
07:5349 points.
07:54Still only one point away from a win.
07:56Robert Mandan?
07:58Under glass.
07:59M-E.
08:00E.
08:00E.
08:00E.
08:01E.
08:02E.
08:04M-E-N-A.
08:07Time.
08:08It leaves this team.
08:09Goes to Debra Lee Scott.
08:10Oh, boy.
08:11Where do you want it, Debra Lee?
08:12Under glass.
08:13M-E-N.
08:15Um, glass.
08:19Oh.
08:20Um.
08:21Oh.
08:23Oh, my.
08:24Time, and it comes to Ken's team, and Ken is up.
08:27I've got to stick with glass.
08:29M-E-N-A.
08:30Oh.
08:31Please don't help.
08:33Menagerie.
08:34Menagerie is right.
08:35Congratulations.
08:36You're welcome here.
08:37Good to meet you guys.
08:41Good.
08:42Let him have a look.
08:45Let's take a look at the rest of the chain, window glass, and glass menagerie, among other
08:50things, the famous play, Animals in Menagerie and Animal House.
08:55And, Nancy, thank you for being with us.
08:57We have some nice gifts.
08:58Come see us again.
08:59Okay.
09:00Ken, you have $12,000 at this moment.
09:04Now you're going to get a chance to win $10,000 additional, and do that in 90 seconds.
09:09So go on down there, and we'll join you.
09:21I know that you've been here before, Ken, and I know your two players, Robert and Bob,
09:25have been here before.
09:26Pretty darn good team.
09:28Now, Robert and Bob, the answers that appear on your secret screen, as you know, will not
09:32be seen by Ken.
09:33We just tell that for the folks at home for the record.
09:35He'll have to guess the answers from the questions you two construct by adding one word at a
09:39time.
09:40Ken, we start you with $100, and then we add $100 for every correct answer you give us
09:45until you reach $900.
09:47At that point, your next answer is the one worth $10,000.
09:51All right.
09:51Hear this sound.
09:52That means that one of you use more than one word at a time, or you have formed an unacceptable
09:57question.
09:58Good luck.
09:58Wait till I say go before you start, Ken.
10:00You have 90 seconds.
10:02Here comes your first word.
10:04Go.
10:04What is on the wall and tells time?
10:10Clock.
10:11$200.
10:11Uh, what, uh, Brando film, um, um, um, uh, was about the mafia?
10:22Godfather.
10:22$300.
10:23What do ladies, uh, wear to hold in a fat middle?
10:32Girdle.
10:33$400.
10:34Who, um, was named the king of rock and roll?
10:42Elvis Presley.
10:43$500.
10:44What goes with a knife and spoon?
10:48Fork.
10:49$600.
10:50What is in cuckoo gone?
10:59Who is the gossip?
11:02Columnists on, uh, television.
11:05Rona Barrett.
11:06$700.
11:07What is the yellow fruit?
11:10Banana.
11:12Yeah.
11:13$800.
11:13What do you need to get into a movie?
11:17Ticket.
11:18$900.
11:19What is the building on, uh, First Avenue in New York and has the country's, uh, uh,
11:31politics?
11:32United Nations.
11:34Yeah, you've got it.
11:35You've got it, Ken.
11:36United Nations are great.
11:38$10,000.
11:39There you go.
11:42There you go.
11:42There you go.
11:45Congratulations, Ken.
11:46Good job.
11:49Congratulations.
11:49Ken, United Nations is right.
11:56You did it just about as time ran out.
11:58Added to the $12,000 you've won so far, Ken Grosspart.
12:01Boy, you're starting your legal career or wherever you are, and you're doing well in this career.
12:05We had another $10,000.
12:07You now have $22,000.
12:10And you'll get a chance to play by some new contestants right after this works for you.
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14:21Welcome back to Chain Reactions.
14:28We have redistributed our celebrity players.
14:31And now Ken Grossbart, who has $22,000, has a couple of new players.
14:34Robert and Debra Lee.
14:36And over here is our new player, Eloise Hartseeker.
14:40Hartseeker.
14:40Hartseeker.
14:42That means sweetheart in Dutch?
14:44That's right.
14:45Hartseeker.
14:46Hartseeker.
14:46Tell us a little about you.
14:48Well, I'm a new mother.
14:49I have a baby two and a half months old.
14:51Well, good.
14:51And I'm excited to be here.
14:53Well, we're excited to have you.
14:54Hope you win something for the little tyke.
14:56Oh, yes.
14:56Isn't that cute to me?
14:58Of course, Joanna Gleason, Sheila O'Larry, and Robert Walden from Lugret.
15:02All right, we're going to start you on a game.
15:04You know how it's played.
15:0550 points wins it.
15:05So let's move on to our first chain.
15:07This one begins with the word Washington.
15:09Nice word.
15:10Six words in between, all relating to the one next to it.
15:13Ends with sardine.
15:14We begin with your team, Eloise.
15:17So it's you, Joanna.
15:18Oh, moi?
15:20You.
15:20How about above sardine, please?
15:23How about that?
15:24The word starts with the letter C.
15:26How about crowded?
15:29Crowded.
15:31It's an apt and rather clever description.
15:33I'm real tired.
15:34But I liked it.
15:35Okay, you have it, Debra Lee.
15:37How about above sardine?
15:38All right.
15:39C, A.
15:40Canned.
15:41Can.
15:42Can is absolutely right.
15:43Can is it.
15:44You have three points to start your team now.
15:48Okay.
15:48You have it, Ken.
15:50I'll go above can, Bill.
15:51It's a double score word, beginning with a letter C.
15:57Compact.
15:58It is not compact.
15:59And we come to Eloise.
16:01I'll have a letter with can, please.
16:03All right.
16:04Double score.
16:04C, A.
16:08Candy.
16:09Nope.
16:10It is not candy.
16:11And Robert Mandan.
16:12Uh, above can.
16:14We cannot give you another letter, Robert.
16:16Oh.
16:16That means there's only one more letter there.
16:25Okay.
16:26Time.
16:27All right.
16:27Now, Bob, Bob Walden, you have it.
16:31Which one do you want to try?
16:33You want to stick with it?
16:34I'll try cat.
16:36Oh.
16:37It is not cat and it leaves here.
16:39All right.
16:39We're back over to this side.
16:41And as Debra Lee, we continue to play until everybody's had a chance at it.
16:44We've gone through the alphabet.
16:45Keep track in the control room until everyone's had it.
16:47Um, how about can?
16:49A can?
16:50Yeah.
16:50You were right.
16:51Can, can.
16:51That's the relationship.
16:53Can, can.
16:55It is one of those.
16:57It's nine points and it stays on your side.
16:59See, can relates to can.
17:00Can, can.
17:01And sardine, can.
17:01Can, you're up.
17:02I'm going to come down from Washington.
17:04I don't blame you for leaving the whole can bit there.
17:06The word starts with the letter D.
17:09Delaware.
17:10Nope.
17:10Although he did spend some time there.
17:12Joanna?
17:13Uh, down from Washington, please.
17:15D-O.
17:17Washington, uh, dollar.
17:19Yes, that's right.
17:21Dollar.
17:21Dollar.
17:22Dollar.
17:23Dollar.
17:25And Louise, we're back to you.
17:26Your team has six points now.
17:28Okay, Bill.
17:28I'll have a letter with dollar, please.
17:30Sure.
17:30The word starts with the letter G.
17:32Gold.
17:33Nope.
17:34Not gold.
17:34And over to Ken's team.
17:36Robert Bandan.
17:36Dollar.
17:37G-R.
17:38Grand.
17:44Nope, not grand.
17:45Back over.
17:45I know.
17:46To Bob Walden.
17:47Er.
17:48Um.
17:50Okay, I'll try, uh, under dollar.
17:53G-R-E.
17:57Uh, greed.
17:58Nope, it is not greed.
17:59Greed.
18:00It comes to Debra Lee Scott.
18:02Everyone else is saying, oh, oh, oh, except Bob and Debra Lee.
18:05Where do you want yours, Debra Lee?
18:07Um, under dollar, please.
18:08G-R-E-E.
18:09Green.
18:10That's right, Debra Lee.
18:11Green is it.
18:11You have another five points.
18:13Ken.
18:15I'm going to come down with green.
18:16Double score word under green, beginning with the letter V.
18:20Velvet.
18:21Velvet.
18:21No.
18:22Good try.
18:23Uh, it is over here, and, uh, your turn, Joanna.
18:25No, you just finished, did you not?
18:26No, he fainted on the end there.
18:28Oh, he fainted on the end there.
18:28So, so much.
18:28Joanna's, right.
18:29Yeah.
18:30I went, by default, under green, please.
18:32Yeah, you got V-E.
18:34Green.
18:34Uh, uh, verdant.
18:38No.
18:39Wrong.
18:39Good word.
18:40Very smart.
18:40And who has it?
18:41Bob Mandan.
18:42No, I do not.
18:43Well, I mean, who's going to try to get it?
18:44Under green.
18:45V-E-G.
18:47Vegetable.
18:47Vegetable.
18:48Right.
18:48You had it.
18:49See, all the time.
18:49Double score, too.
18:5232 points, 50 for the game, Debra Lee.
18:55Oh, there's only one left.
18:56Oh, right.
18:57I thought that was a short one.
18:58It relates to vegetable, relates to can, begins with an S.
19:01Um, uh, I don't know, a, um, succotash.
19:09No, it comes over to Eloise's team.
19:11Eloise, you're up.
19:12You get another letter automatically.
19:14S-O.
19:14Oh.
19:15Oh.
19:16Relates to vegetable and to can.
19:18Oh.
19:20Uh.
19:20And can you have it yourself this time?
19:26S-O-U-P for soup.
19:28Soup is right.
19:30And that finishes that board, brings you up to 36 points.
19:34We'll be back, pick it up in a moment.
19:36Right now, we have a word for it.
19:37So, we're going to a commercial right now.
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19:49Did you eat your chunky soup?
19:52How did you get down here?
19:54Ma?
19:55Did you eat your chunky soup?
19:57Yeah, Ma.
19:58Chunky beef with country vegetables.
19:59With more beef than any other soup.
20:01Mmm.
20:02Lean beef, potatoes, vegetables.
20:04Chunky always hits the spot.
20:05Where'd you get that outfit?
20:07Can't talk, gotta go.
20:08Just want to make sure you're eating good.
20:10That's my line.
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20:12Which one?
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21:1636 points for Ken Goldspark's team
21:22And 6 points for Eloise's team
21:25Let's go on to our next chain
21:26And we'll pick up the game
21:27This one begins with the word cards
21:296 words in between
21:30Ends with the word invitation
21:32Okay, Robert Mandan, it's your turn
21:34Your team has 36
21:35Cards
21:36The word begins with the letter cards
21:39S
21:397
21:427, no
21:43It comes over to Eloise's team
21:45Bob
21:46I'll take a letter under cards
21:48S
21:49H
21:49Bob
21:49Sharks
21:50Nope, not sharks
21:52It leaves this team
21:53It comes to Debra Lee Scott
21:54A letter under cards
21:56S
21:56H
21:56U
21:57Shuffle
21:58Yeah, shuffle is the answer
22:00Your score is up to 43
22:02Ken
22:03Down from shuffle
22:04You only need 7 points for a win
22:06F is the word, the letter
22:08Beginning the next word
22:09F
22:10Full
22:12Nope, not full
22:14Over to Eloise's team
22:15And Joanne is up
22:16Under shuffle, please
22:17F
22:18E
22:18Feet
22:19Feet is right
22:20Four more points
22:21You're up to 10
22:22Eloise Huxicher
22:24I'll have a letter with feet, please
22:26Okay, that's a double score word
22:27Starts with a D
22:28Duck
22:29Duck
22:29No, not duck
22:30Back over to Ken's team
22:32You're up, Robert
22:33Feet
22:35Feet
22:35D
22:36A
22:36Dancing
22:38Dancing
22:39Or
22:40Yes, acceptable
22:42It was dance
22:42We took dancing
22:43It was in there
22:44You see
22:44Tony
22:45Hey Tony, you're still on that run there
22:52Are you not
22:53Let's complete the rest of the chain
22:55It's cards
22:56You shuffle cards
22:57Shuffle feet
22:58Dance with your feet
22:59Fred Astaire
22:59Top hat, of course
23:01Formal
23:01All formal attire
23:02And invitation
23:03And Eloise
23:05We have some nice parting gifts for you
23:07Thank you very much
23:08Thank you for being with us
23:08Thank you, Kylie
23:09Okay, you're going to get a chance again, Ken
23:11To run it up
23:12You now have $22,000
23:13You now have a chance to run it up
23:15And win another $10,000 in 90 seconds
23:18Go on over there
23:19And we'll give you that chance
23:20Okay, you find yourself here
23:31How many times is this for you, Ken?
23:32Four times?
23:33I've lost count
23:33There of us, you've got Debra Lee Scott
23:35And you've got Robert Mandan with you
23:37They're good players
23:37And you know how we play
23:39We give you $100 to start with
23:41And then every time you give us the right answer
23:43It works up to $900
23:44The next answer is worth $10,000
23:47If you hear this sound
23:48It means your question is unacceptable
23:50You have 90 seconds to run your score up
23:53From $22,000 to perhaps $32
23:56Don't start till I say go
23:57Here's your first word
23:58Ready?
24:00Go
24:00What
24:00Do
24:01You
24:01Drink
24:01From
24:02Coffee
24:03Um, go on
24:06Okay, next one
24:07Where
24:07Do
24:08You
24:08Find
24:09Words
24:10Dictionary
24:12That's $200
24:12Uh, who
24:14Lives
24:15In
24:15Hell
24:16The devil
24:17$300
24:18What
24:19Do
24:19Runners
24:21Cross
24:22When
24:23They
24:23Win
24:24A
24:25Race
24:26The finish line
24:27$400
24:28Uh, what
24:29What
24:29Do
24:29Overweight
24:30People
24:31Go
24:31On
24:32A diet
24:33$500
24:34Where
24:34Did
24:35Alice
24:35Live
24:36Wonderland
24:37$600
24:38Uh, who
24:39Is
24:40The
24:40Head
24:41Of
24:41The
24:42Navy
24:43$500
24:45$700
24:46$700
24:46What
24:46Game
24:47Uses
24:49Words
24:50On
24:50A
24:51Board
24:51Go on
24:54Chain reaction
24:54No
24:55Who
24:56Is
24:57The
24:57Protector
24:58Uh, of
25:00A
25:01County
25:01Sheriff
25:02Good
25:03$800
25:03What
25:04Um, what
25:07Organ
25:08Uh, is
25:10On
25:10Your
25:11Side
25:12And
25:13Has
25:14No
25:14Function
25:16Appendix
25:17$900
25:18One more
25:18What is
25:19The
25:19Uh, car
25:21Uh, the
25:23Um, go on
25:24Where
25:26Do
25:26Uh, animals
25:27Live
25:28In
25:28City
25:28Zoo
25:29Zoo
25:30Another
25:31$5,000
25:32Congratulations
25:37$34,000
25:39Then you've got another
25:40$32,000
25:41What a game you kids play there
25:44You pass Scrabble
25:45And a few other things
25:46$32,000 is a pretty darn good record
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28:01And you too, Bob Walden
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