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00:00First signs of life post-graduation, bitches!
00:05This is such a crazy surprise.
00:07Hey, there is no way I'd miss seeing my dude as a tenure-track assistant professor.
00:13But today's not just a fresh start for Aaron, it's also a new beginning for someone else.
00:24First week of college and I'm already in my bag.
00:26Transition's gone smooth and I've already met some interesting new people.
00:30Rule number one, if you're gonna watch porn or Pokemon, headphones on.
00:35I'm not here to butt-chug beers and go to pep rallies.
00:38I'm here to get in, get out and get back into the real world.
00:41Oh my god!
00:49Junior, airdrop me your info so I can add you to FenTracker.
00:51We've known each other for 12 hours, why do we need to find each other?
00:54People get lost.
00:55You never seen abducted in plain sight?
01:01In the real world, I had a great job, I had a girlfriend, but I just felt like something was missing.
01:06College made me who I am, and I just know it can be all of that for you.
01:10Get it up higher.
01:16I don't know what I was expecting a naked party to be, but this.
01:19Oh!
01:19No, thank you.
01:20That was not it.
01:24You know, in Hawaiian, ukulele translates to one who's never been laid.
01:27Noted.
01:29Never bring up my ukulele lessons.
01:32Get it up higher.