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00:08:07Belki The Vegas Ahhh..
00:08:22Sosy?
00:09:22Her רק.'E
00:09:31BDL
00:09:32S brain
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00:09:52Why?
00:10:12Oh.
00:10:14That it?
00:10:15Nope.
00:10:22Devil Hill switchboard. How may I direct your call?
00:10:34Um, I'm at the garage and Tommy said I could use the phone.
00:10:39No problem. Who would you like to be connected with?
00:10:42New York. The number is...
00:10:44Sorry, honey. The switchboard can only connect you with people in our town.
00:10:48Okay. How do I call outside the town?
00:10:53You can. Thank you for calling.
00:11:08So now I'm not live within a hundred feet. I've been querying.
00:11:11How? The phone only works for people in this town.
00:11:15I could have told you that.
00:11:17Where's the sheriff's office?
00:11:19Go to the end of my building. Turn left. Look up. You'll see it.
00:11:24Good. I'll use my own phone.
00:11:27Not in this town.
00:11:30Why not?
00:11:31The council has a no-tech policy.
00:11:35No cell phones, computers...
00:11:38It's a bit extreme.
00:11:40It's the way we like it.
00:11:42Can you fix the car?
00:11:45Easy.
00:11:46Good.
00:11:47Should be ready by tomorrow afternoon.
00:11:51We can't stay here.
00:11:53That's true.
00:11:54No motels.
00:11:58Huh.
00:11:59You could try Mrs. Powell's up on First and Devil's Hill.
00:12:05She takes in...
00:12:07strays once in a while.
00:12:10Strays...
00:12:13Please.
00:12:16She gets a little upset sometimes.
00:12:19We ready in the morning?
00:12:20Late afternoon.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:25Thanks.
00:12:33Babe.
00:12:35Where are you going?
00:12:37Going to get my phone, my dress, and go home.
00:12:41Don't you think you're overreacting?
00:12:46Just... just like a little bit.
00:12:48Wait.
00:12:49I'm not overreacting.
00:12:52The whole point of this trip was so that we didn't have to deal with the stress of a big wedding.
00:12:57And this has been nothing but stressful!
00:13:09Perfect.
00:13:10Be back tomorrow at night a.m.
00:13:21Huh.
00:13:25Chadwick Allen Webber?
00:13:30Fix this!
00:13:37Babe?
00:13:39Babe!
00:13:52Seems nice.
00:13:58Right.
00:14:08We've been expecting you.
00:14:18Oh, they must have called you and told you about our car.
00:14:21Yet Tommy said...
00:14:24I will allow you to stay one night.
00:14:27Providing you follow the house rules.
00:14:31Sure.
00:14:33Enter.
00:14:34Here.
00:14:50It's a drafty house.
00:14:52If you're not married, you'll stay in separate rooms.
00:14:56Oh, well...
00:14:58We're actually engaged.
00:15:00Separate rooms!
00:15:02That's fine.
00:15:04Dinner will be served at 7 p.m. sharp.
00:15:08Lights out at 10 p.m.
00:15:10And I need your rooms returned like you found them at 9 a.m.
00:15:17How much do we owe you?
00:15:19I will not accept money for my hospitality.
00:15:22It's really no big deal.
00:15:23No!
00:15:25My daughter, Ellie Mae, will show you to your rooms.
00:15:38I'm in the toilet tone.
00:15:42Hi.
00:15:44I'm Ellie Mae.
00:15:45You can call me Ellie.
00:15:46Hi Ellie.
00:15:48What?
00:15:50I'm Liz and this is my fiancée, Chad.
00:15:54We don't get many visitors around here.
00:15:57At least, none that stay very long.
00:16:01Come on up.
00:16:09What?
00:16:10In there?
00:16:12No, hon.
00:16:14You're in there.
00:16:16There's towels on the bed if you want to freshen up.
00:16:18Thanks.
00:16:20You'll be in there.
00:16:22And in case you're wondering, my rooms are right above yours.
00:16:24See you at dinner.
00:16:25What?
00:16:27Liz.
00:16:29What?
00:16:31Liz.
00:16:55Land.
00:16:57I'm in there.
00:16:59You're not the best.
00:17:01Maybe you're in there.
00:17:03Five to three minutes.
00:17:05A little stairway to the student.
00:17:07The student system is obvious.
00:17:09It's always related to the student.
00:17:12The student system is obvious.
00:17:14You're on the other side and the student system.
00:17:16It's you.
00:17:18It's usually a month.
00:17:20You're on the other side.
00:17:22It's a half hour, the student system.
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00:17:53Oh my god! Please bless this meal and give us the strength to say no to the devil and please stop Satan from corrupting our minds.
00:18:17Let us all ask what would Jesus do if um if he was here at this table with us just uh uh let us all make good choices and get home safe.
00:18:29Oh my god!
00:18:45Squirrels in the basement.
00:18:47Squirrels.
00:18:48Squirrels?
00:18:49Please help yourself.
00:18:55Oh um that looks really delicious um but I'm actually a vegetarian.
00:19:04How disappointing.
00:19:06More for us.
00:19:07More for us.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:19Please.
00:19:20Why'd you keep pajamas?
00:19:29They were just in my bed.
00:19:31Why'd you keep pajamas?
00:19:33I think we should leave.
00:19:34What?
00:19:35I think we should leave.
00:19:36I think we should leave.
00:19:37I can't understand you.
00:19:38Go ahead.
00:19:39What?
00:19:40I think we should leave.
00:19:41I think we should leave.
00:19:42I can't understand you.
00:19:43Go ahead.
00:19:44What?
00:19:45I think we should leave.
00:19:46I can't understand you.
00:19:47I can't understand you.
00:19:48Go ahead.
00:19:49What?
00:19:50I think we should leave.
00:19:52I can't go where?
00:19:55Baby, I know it's creepy but let's just spend the night here and then first thing in the morning we'll leave.
00:20:04But something's not right here.
00:20:08Nothing's right here.
00:20:10I'm...
00:20:12Look, I'm one door down.
00:20:16Okay?
00:20:17Nothing's gonna happen.
00:20:19You trust me, right?
00:20:22Huh?
00:20:23You trust me?
00:20:25Come on, baby.
00:20:26Stop it.
00:20:27Okay.
00:20:29I trust you will honor the house rules until tomorrow.
00:20:34Y-yes, ma'am.
00:20:36Yeah, I mean, uh...
00:20:37Oh!
00:20:38I wasn't trying to sneak around to have sex or anything.
00:20:41We've had plenty of sex.
00:20:44Inside, outside, we've done it.
00:20:48In a plane, but we got caught.
00:20:51And so I just wouldn't even try that here.
00:20:54I mean, she's pretty tired of all the sexing from earlier.
00:21:00So, I think we're just gonna be doing some sleeping.
00:21:03Right?
00:21:04Yeah.
00:21:05So, no sexing.
00:21:06Just sleeping.
00:21:07Um, if anything, I'll be flying solo tonight.
00:21:09Stop talking.
00:21:10I'm gonna stop talking now.
00:21:12Good night.
00:21:17Good night.
00:21:18Good night.
00:21:19Good night.
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00:26:12Hadi gidelim.
00:26:21Heli.
00:26:31Heli May.
00:26:32Heli.
00:26:39You sure are, Jumpy.
00:26:42What's the plan?
00:26:43Walk into town and ask if anybody has seen you.
00:26:48Walk?
00:26:49I don't drive.
00:26:52None of the tenants people seem to like me.
00:26:54They don't like any strangers.
00:26:56But you're with me.
00:26:57Nothing's been going to happen.
00:27:02That's Crazy Carl
00:27:05Hi
00:27:07Pleasure to meet you
00:27:10Carl makes the best moonshine in the whole state
00:27:13Is it legal to make moonshine here?
00:27:18Nope
00:27:19Hell no
00:27:20Oh
00:27:21Is that why you're going to jail?
00:27:25Well Carl made the mistake of sleeping with the mayor's wife
00:27:27No crime in that
00:27:30But when the judge found out that he was sleeping with his wife too
00:27:33He threw the book at him
00:27:35Literally
00:27:36Almost took out my eye
00:27:39Well that's what you get for sleeping around Carl
00:27:42Maybe try getting a girlfriend?
00:27:47Old Carl's not the boyfriend type
00:27:49You like fried pickles?
00:27:57Um, I don't know if I've ever had fried pickles
00:28:00Shut up
00:28:02How?
00:28:03Vinegar pie?
00:28:04No
00:28:04Chitlins?
00:28:06Goat stew?
00:28:07Slug burger?
00:28:10I think you're making these up man
00:28:11I think you're from Mars
00:28:13So
00:28:16How'd you meet your girlfriend?
00:28:19I was visiting Los Angeles
00:28:21Looking at post-grad schools
00:28:23And he was assigned to give me the campus tour
00:28:26Love at first sight
00:28:28Hardly
00:28:29He was unfocused
00:28:31And completely scatterbrained
00:28:33Didn't say one thing that was substantial
00:28:37And then at the end of the day
00:28:39He looks at me and says
00:28:40Liz
00:28:41You're very wound up
00:28:43And
00:28:44And
00:28:44You're too serious
00:28:46He did not
00:28:48The nerve
00:28:50Oh
00:28:51And then
00:28:52He asked me if I wanted to go watch the sunset with him
00:28:54The nerve
00:28:56How presumptuous
00:28:57Right?
00:28:59A little bit of that
00:29:00Chad swagger
00:29:02She finally agreed
00:29:04You charmer
00:29:05Well Liz is
00:29:07Like this little tightly wound ball of perfection
00:29:10But
00:29:12All of her best qualities are sort of her little imperfections
00:29:15Aw
00:29:17And you're a romantic
00:29:18He's a romantic
00:29:21You know what he got me for our first anniversary?
00:29:25A spa package
00:29:26With Senate oils included
00:29:27A diamond ring
00:29:28Tennis shoes and a t-shirt
00:29:31I didn't know neither
00:29:33Liz
00:29:39I'm gonna run in and grab your stuff
00:29:40Carol
00:29:42You being nice?
00:29:43She's spoken for?
00:29:53Liz
00:29:53You're a lucky girl
00:29:57Thanks Carl
00:29:59Any chance you can help me get out of these cuffs?
00:30:06The keys are on the keychain
00:30:07That's not gonna happen
00:30:12Hi Sarah
00:30:23Can I get three grave makers?
00:30:24You got it Ellie
00:30:25What's taking so long?
00:30:44Maybe you had to drop a deuce
00:30:45Oh shit
00:30:54They got him
00:30:55Liz
00:30:59Don't leave me
00:31:01Please
00:31:02Run
00:31:11Move
00:31:12Run
00:31:16Thanks Sarah
00:31:23You like dancing?
00:31:29We love dancing
00:31:31Every Thursday they clear out the tables and it's a big dance floor
00:31:34With a disco ball
00:31:36Disco ball?
00:31:40Drink up city boy
00:31:47I'm trying to find Liz
00:31:51That's right
00:31:54Liz disappeared
00:31:55That girl is wound so tight
00:31:58Might have imploded
00:31:59Look
00:32:02You guys don't know Liz like I do
00:32:04He's a romantic
00:32:07Have you seen her?
00:32:10I love this song
00:32:11Let's dance
00:32:12Now?
00:32:15She was asking me
00:32:17Hi
00:32:31You shouldn't be here
00:32:33It's not safe
00:32:36This whole place
00:32:38Is cursed
00:32:40What?
00:32:42Get out while you can
00:32:44They'll come for you
00:32:45They'll come
00:32:47For you
00:32:49Who?
00:32:52What is this?
00:33:04Is it a secret?
00:33:11Dude what are you on?
00:33:13Come on Larry
00:33:13Let's not scare the customers
00:33:14Don't listen to him
00:33:25He wears aluminum foil over his underwear
00:33:28What?
00:33:29He said a UFO took him when he was little
00:33:31And when they brought him back he was clairvoyant
00:33:33But I don't know why a clairvoyant would come here every night and get drunk
00:33:37I need to find Liz
00:33:41Hold up
00:33:46Hold up
00:33:48Okay
00:33:50I can't believe they got the sheriff
00:33:53What the hell is going on?
00:33:55They got him
00:33:57They got him
00:33:58Who?
00:33:59Zombies are fucking zombies Liz
00:34:02No
00:34:05No maybe he just got burned
00:34:07This is bad
00:34:09If there's one there's more
00:34:12And they'll be coming for us
00:34:14Zombies aren't real
00:34:17Why?
00:34:18Because you never saw one
00:34:19Liz
00:34:20Help me get out of these cuffs
00:34:21How?
00:34:23Come here
00:34:23Come here
00:34:24Spit on my arm
00:34:29And my wrists
00:34:30Ew
00:34:33No
00:34:34We don't have time
00:34:35Liz
00:34:36Spit
00:34:36Lubrication
00:34:37I can't protect you with these on
00:34:40Spit
00:34:41Okay
00:34:43Oh my god
00:34:44No
00:34:46What?
00:34:49Nothing
00:34:49I got a gag reflex to spit
00:34:52Just keep on
00:34:53Go go go go
00:34:54Again
00:35:02Again
00:35:02A few more
00:35:07Almost there
00:35:15So gross
00:35:25Run
00:35:31It'd be cute if they had those little umbrellas for the drinks
00:35:37You think?
00:35:40Okay look
00:35:41This has been
00:35:41This has been a really good time
00:35:43I
00:35:45Need to find my fiance
00:35:48I haven't seen her
00:35:51If she left the house and just started walking
00:35:53She could be anywhere
00:35:54Did you check down by the river?
00:35:57That's a great idea
00:35:58I didn't think of that
00:35:59What's down by the river?
00:36:02The river silly
00:36:03Okay well
00:36:06Why would someone go down to the river?
00:36:08It's the closest lit up thing to the house
00:36:10Looks like you're walking towards something
00:36:12But when you get there
00:36:13It's just a bunch of big empty buildings with lots
00:36:15Okay so let's go
00:36:18Bye cutie
00:36:19My car's gonna be ready tomorrow
00:36:24Might be ready sooner than I thought
00:36:26Thank you
00:36:28Will you please tell me what's going on?
00:36:35I've got a plan
00:36:36We'll wait for the barge
00:36:39We'll swim out
00:36:40And we'll ride it down a few hundred miles
00:36:43What?
00:36:45No
00:36:45I need to find Chad
00:36:47And
00:36:47And what happened to the sheriff?
00:36:50I told you he's a zombie
00:36:51There must have been one hiding in the police station
00:36:54Everyone in this town is crazy
00:36:57I don't think that's a very fair statement
00:37:00You've only met a few of us
00:37:03I'm being unfair?
00:37:07Nah you're right
00:37:07Just hard to hear sometimes
00:37:11Look
00:37:12Either you tell me what's going on
00:37:14Or I'm out of here
00:37:15Where are you gonna go?
00:37:17Down there
00:37:18Not a great idea
00:37:21Okay well
00:37:22Down towards those towers
00:37:24Good luck with that
00:37:26They'll find you down there
00:37:27Home
00:37:29Can I ask you a question?
00:37:33Sure
00:37:33You're my new best friend
00:37:34Okay
00:37:36Um
00:37:37Why no cell phones
00:37:39And wifi
00:37:40And normal stuff?
00:37:42Just how it's always been
00:37:43It's our normal
00:37:44Have you ever left this place?
00:37:48Sure I have
00:37:49There's a big carnival I go to
00:37:52Every year out on highway 67
00:37:53They got a big old gator
00:37:55And this man
00:37:56He always puts his head in the gator's mouth
00:37:57But then I heard that the gator bit his head
00:37:59And squished it like a melon
00:38:01It's really sad
00:38:02Because that was my favorite part
00:38:04Not
00:38:05Not the
00:38:05Head squishing pork
00:38:07But
00:38:07Is that the part that you've got?
00:38:15Who wants to travel when you live in paradise?
00:38:18That's what mama always says
00:38:19I shouldn't be telling you this
00:38:22You have to promise
00:38:24Not to say
00:38:25Anything
00:38:26To anyone
00:38:27Ever
00:38:27Who am I going to tell?
00:38:32Yeah you're right
00:38:32They started mining
00:38:35Back in 1850
00:38:36All up and down the river
00:38:39The town was booming
00:38:41And money was flowing
00:38:42And then people got greedy
00:38:44And then people got greedy
00:38:44In 1906
00:38:47One mining group
00:38:48They hit a very toxic substance
00:38:51That was oozing out of the rock
00:38:53And almost instantly
00:38:55The miners started dying
00:38:57At least that's what they thought
00:38:59At least that's what they thought
00:38:59The boss saw something
00:39:02Happen to the miners
00:39:03And instantly
00:39:05Made a split decision
00:39:07To blow the only exit out
00:39:09With the miners still inside?
00:39:12When they told the public
00:39:13That the miners were killed
00:39:15The town was angry
00:39:17And they were also scared
00:39:20About what was oozing out of the rock
00:39:22Can you just tell me
00:39:25What happened to the sheriff?
00:39:27You young people are so impatient
00:39:28I'm getting to it
00:39:30Okay
00:39:30Sorry
00:39:31What nobody knew was
00:39:35They didn't die
00:39:36And they would never die
00:39:38They became the undead
00:39:42And no one would have ever known
00:39:44But
00:39:46In 1972
00:39:48A rich developer from New York
00:39:50Came here
00:39:50And he wanted to build
00:39:51A gambling resort
00:39:52Right here on the river
00:39:53They went into the mine?
00:39:55When they broke through
00:39:56Several construction workers
00:39:58Were attacked by the undead
00:40:00How come no one knows about this?
00:40:05The developer had the mine sealed
00:40:07And demolished
00:40:08So work had been done
00:40:09And left
00:40:10And the town
00:40:12They acted like it never happened
00:40:15So if the mine was patched up
00:40:19Then
00:40:19How did the sheriff turn?
00:40:22Every now and then
00:40:24A few will find their way out
00:40:26And you just live like this?
00:40:29Like it's normal?
00:40:31It is normal
00:40:32It's us
00:40:33Look
00:40:36You can't pretend like
00:40:38You weren't waiting for me
00:40:39Naked
00:40:40I wasn't waiting for you
00:40:43You're talking about Liz?
00:40:51You're a lesbian
00:40:52Whoa
00:40:53Easy with the labels cowboy
00:40:54I like boys
00:40:56I like boys
00:40:56I just prefer kissing girls
00:40:58Okay
00:40:59It's like
00:41:00Hot dogs and ice cream
00:41:02What?
00:41:05Okay
00:41:05Like kissing a girl
00:41:06Is like ice cream
00:41:07It's soft and sweet
00:41:09And each pair of lips
00:41:10Is like a different flavor
00:41:11Of creamy awesomeness
00:41:12But
00:41:13Sometimes
00:41:14You just feel like a hot dog
00:41:16Excuse me
00:41:19And
00:41:24I wasn't flirting with you at dinner
00:41:25I was amusing myself
00:41:27Big difference
00:41:28Wait!
00:41:38Okay
00:41:44I need you to do me a favor
00:41:46You see that rope hanging down?
00:41:49Yeah?
00:41:50Yep
00:41:50Alright
00:41:51I need you to stand on my shoulders
00:41:53Reach it and pull it down
00:41:54What is it?
00:41:57Emergency supplies
00:41:58For a nightlight tonight
00:41:59You ready?
00:42:02I guess
00:42:03Okay
00:42:03Alright
00:42:05Ready?
00:42:07Okay, I'm ready
00:42:07You go
00:42:08How?
00:42:09Just throw a leg over
00:42:11Yep, watch the
00:42:12Okay
00:42:13Yep, go
00:42:14I don't know
00:42:15You can do it
00:42:16I can't
00:42:17Oh, God
00:42:18Come on, you got it
00:42:18I don't
00:42:19I don't got it
00:42:20I can't
00:42:21I don't
00:42:21Liz
00:42:21Okay
00:42:23Here, I got something
00:42:27Alright, if you stand on that
00:42:37Then climb on my shoulders
00:42:38Then climb on my shoulders
00:42:38Then reach the rope
00:42:40Then pull it down
00:42:41You got it?
00:42:42Alright, here we go
00:42:43Alright, get on
00:42:45Ready?
00:42:48You know
00:42:48Ready?
00:42:50Yep
00:42:50If you stand on it
00:42:52You can just reach it
00:42:55Oh, okay
00:43:00Alright
00:43:01Spot me
00:43:04Here we go
00:43:06Oh, yeah
00:43:11Okay
00:43:13What do we got?
00:43:16What's in there?
00:43:17Yeah, well
00:43:18Zombie repellent
00:43:22Never leave home without it
00:43:24You did
00:43:26I was in handcuffs
00:43:29Alright, what else we got in here?
00:43:32Oh, yes
00:43:33Moonshine
00:43:35And how's that gonna help?
00:43:39Have you ever had moonshine?
00:43:41No, I'm not a good drinker
00:43:43A little bit of this
00:43:45And all your troubles melt away
00:43:47Alright
00:43:50What else we got in here?
00:43:54I thought I had more, but
00:43:57Guess that's it
00:44:00Great
00:44:02Look, there's just no such thing as zombies
00:44:06If you don't believe what you saw
00:44:08With your own lying eyes
00:44:09I don't know what to tell you
00:44:10Alright
00:44:13So, hypothetical
00:44:14Let's say there are zombies
00:44:16How many are there?
00:44:19Could be hundreds
00:44:20They escape from the mines every now and then
00:44:22She's not here
00:44:29Maybe she hitched a ride out of town
00:44:32No
00:44:34Liz wouldn't just leave me here
00:44:37Maybe
00:44:39You don't know her as well as you think you do
00:44:41I know everything about Liz
00:44:44Okay
00:44:45Any man that says they know everything about a girlfriend
00:44:50Probably doesn't
00:44:52How do you know?
00:44:54Because
00:44:54Men are on a need-to-know basis
00:44:57Um
00:44:59That may be you, but that's not everybody
00:45:02Everybody
00:45:03When you find her, ask
00:45:05I will
00:45:06But don't go asking questions
00:45:08You don't want to know the answer to
00:45:10Alright
00:45:12You don't want me to ask
00:45:13That's what it is
00:45:14You've been warned
00:45:16Alright, well
00:45:18Prepare to be wronged
00:45:19What?
00:45:24No reply to that?
00:45:25Ellie, may?
00:45:27I know where she might be
00:45:28Where?
00:45:29Come on
00:45:30So what's the plan?
00:45:35We're just gonna wait here?
00:45:37I am
00:45:38There's two places we go when zombies are on the loose
00:45:41The river, because zombies don't like water
00:45:44And the old church
00:45:46Because zombies don't like church?
00:45:50Hmm
00:45:50They don't like our church
00:45:52I have to get back to the house
00:45:55I'm not leaving with sunrises
00:45:57We don't know how many have escaped
00:45:59So we're just gonna wait here
00:46:02Listen, sweet pea
00:46:04I've been running from zombies before you were born
00:46:06And if there's one thing I know is that
00:46:08Oh my god
00:46:13Oh my god
00:46:16Jesus
00:46:23Die, zombie bitch
00:46:42Looks like I got here just in time
00:46:53Is that Carl?
00:46:57Maybe I could've got here a little sooner
00:47:01Come on
00:47:02Your boyfriend's looking for you
00:47:05So this stuff really works?
00:47:07Not for you
00:47:09It was empty
00:47:13Chad's gonna flip when he finds out what I was doing tonight
00:47:17He's searching for you right now
00:47:21He knows I'm gone?
00:47:23He's been out with Ellie Mae all night looking for you
00:47:27Oh
00:47:30I know that look
00:47:34Ellie Mae's not a threat
00:47:39She's pretty and I'm sure a lot of fun
00:47:42That's true
00:47:44But Chad's
00:47:47Not her type
00:47:50He doesn't seem like your type either
00:47:53Everybody says that but
00:47:57We just work together
00:47:59Like yin and yang
00:48:02I bet he fills all your holes
00:48:06What?
00:48:08Oh, not like that
00:48:09It's a saying
00:48:11You know
00:48:12If someone fills your shortcomings and you fill theirs
00:48:16You make each other better
00:48:17He fills my holes
00:48:18You didn't say where we're going
00:48:30How'd you know Liz was the one you wanted to marry?
00:48:32I had this boyfriend once
00:48:35I was so in love with
00:48:38I knew he was the one I was going to marry and have seven babies with
00:48:42Seven?
00:48:43I mean my aunt Susie had eight
00:48:44And it ruined her body so
00:48:46Seven's my limit
00:48:48Anyway
00:48:49Every night he would drop me off and I would run upstairs and start planning our wedding
00:48:55Every detail of it
00:48:56My dress
00:48:57The guest list
00:48:59We were going to go on our honeymoon
00:49:01It would have been perfect
00:49:02What happened?
00:49:07He was walking home drunk one night on the tracks and got hit by a train
00:49:12That's horrible
00:49:13I thought so too
00:49:15At first
00:49:16And then I found out he was walking home from having sex with Jessica Penner
00:49:21Well, he got what he deserved
00:49:23Zombie to your right
00:49:25Turn it around, turn it around
00:49:30Took you long enough
00:49:33We're going to church
00:49:35What?
00:49:36You asked where we're going, come on
00:49:45Jesus
00:49:49You religious?
00:50:00What's in the bag?
00:50:01Oh, it's
00:50:04Carl's emergency supplies
00:50:05It's an empty can of zombie repellent and some of his moonshine
00:50:11Really?
00:50:13Carl wasn't good for much but sleeping with other people's wives
00:50:17And making killer moonshine
00:50:19That's what I'm talking about
00:50:31Go on
00:50:34It'll put some hair on your chest
00:50:36Oh wow
00:50:52Oh
00:50:55One more
00:50:55I'm gonna regret this
00:50:59Moonshine regrets a whole different kind of regret
00:51:03That's why we keep drinking it
00:51:05I may have underestimated you
00:51:23Princess
00:51:24Be a real shame
00:51:29The zombie showed up right now
00:51:31Stop
00:51:34Trying to pee in peace
00:51:38So what do you do
00:51:39For money?
00:51:42Opening a restaurant
00:51:44Oh we have one of those here
00:51:46It's called the country kitchen
00:51:49It was called Jim's country kitchen
00:51:51But then Jim murdered somebody
00:51:53And went to jail so they took his name out
00:51:58Mine's a tiki bar
00:52:00What's that?
00:52:01It's like a Hawaiian
00:52:02Polynesian themed bar
00:52:05Good music
00:52:06And fun decorations
00:52:08Just classic escapism
00:52:10That sounds fun
00:52:12Yeah
00:52:13Liz isn't too thrilled about it though
00:52:15But she doesn't drink much
00:52:18I never used to be a big drinker either
00:52:20And then I started doing a lot
00:52:22Now I really like it
00:52:25Now Liz
00:52:26She takes more than one sip
00:52:28And she gets really emotional
00:52:31Then she throws up
00:52:37I can't
00:52:38I don't know if I can marry Chad
00:52:42He's so wonderful
00:52:45That's a good thing
00:52:47Right?
00:52:49No
00:52:50That's not good
00:52:53It's great
00:52:56Then what's the problem?
00:52:58My friends, they
00:53:01They
00:53:03They
00:53:05They
00:53:06They don't like him?
00:53:11I think they like him better
00:53:14What makes you think that?
00:53:15They told me
00:53:19That doesn't mean
00:53:20It doesn't mean
00:53:23It doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you
00:53:26It doesn't
00:53:28You and me
00:53:29We're the serious types
00:53:31But we get shit done
00:53:36But no one ever says thank you
00:53:39You got that right
00:53:44You got that right
00:53:52More zombies
00:53:53I got it
00:53:54I got it
00:53:54Don't get too cocky
00:54:13Don't get too cocky
00:54:14That's when they'll get ya
00:54:15You know
00:54:21You're great and everything
00:54:22But the fact that you don't have
00:54:24Social media like a Facebook or Instagram
00:54:28I just don't think we're ever going to see each other again
00:54:31You know
00:54:32But uh
00:54:35I really hope you find your lose
00:54:36You know
00:54:38But I ain't lose a lose
00:54:41Yeah
00:54:42I meant more of like a
00:54:45Significant other
00:54:47Kind of thing
00:54:47You know
00:54:49I hope I do too
00:54:53Hear that?
00:54:54Liz
00:55:08You need to get over here big guy
00:55:11Tell him
00:55:24Are you okay?
00:55:28I'm scared
00:55:30This is zombies
00:55:32I saw them too
00:55:34No
00:55:34I'm
00:55:35I'm scared about getting married
00:55:38I'm scared about having kids
00:55:40and
00:55:42and buying a house
00:55:43and
00:55:44in the right school zone
00:55:46and
00:55:47and then what if we don't work
00:55:49and we have to worry about custody
00:55:51and then
00:55:51and
00:55:53in retirement
00:55:55Do you know how much it costs to retire?
00:55:58In college
00:55:59Oh
00:56:00Shit
00:56:01We should probably just have one kid
00:56:03Because that costs so much
00:56:05And I want to be supportive
00:56:07of your tea bar
00:56:08But
00:56:09do you know how many
00:56:11bar restaurants go under?
00:56:14It's staggering
00:56:18Honey, I'm scared about all those things too
00:56:22Really?
00:56:23Yeah
00:56:26Well why aren't you freaking out?
00:56:27Why didn't you say anything?
00:56:30Because
00:56:33we'll have each other
00:56:35I know that together we can do anything
00:56:37Honey, were you throwing up?
00:56:53My dress
00:57:13Oh
00:57:14Oh, thank God
00:57:14peeling
00:57:33I
00:57:34I
00:57:34I
00:57:35I
00:57:35I
00:57:36I
00:57:37l
00:57:37I
00:57:38I
00:57:39I
00:57:39I
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00:57:40I
00:57:40I
00:57:40I
00:57:41I
00:57:42I
00:57:42They
00:57:43İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:58:13İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:58:18I'm sorry, Liz.
00:58:21You'll find another even better wedding dress.
00:58:26Oh no.
00:58:28Did you lose your ring?
00:58:30I'll find it.
00:58:34Wait.
00:58:37It's at Mrs. Powell's house.
00:58:41Are you sure?
00:58:43It's on the side table.
00:58:47So, what do you wanna do?
00:58:52We're gonna go get it.
00:58:54Okay.
00:58:55Bye.
00:58:56Okay.
00:58:57It's a good clue.
00:58:58The apple.
00:58:59Oh no.
00:59:01And that is?
00:59:02It's fine.
00:59:03We know we got two of them.
00:59:05We are all the way down.
00:59:07We're all the way out.
00:59:08Oh no.
00:59:09Oh no.
00:59:10Oh no.
00:59:11Oh no.
00:59:12Here you go.
00:59:13Oh no.
00:59:14Oh no.
00:59:15Oh no.
00:59:16Oh no.
00:59:17İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:59:35İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:59:37İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:59:39İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:59:46Saldır.
00:59:48SeY avec Mrs. Powell'ı yorum представile bananas.
00:59:52İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:59:54Bu keseleklerle暄 haber Civic Halim var.
00:59:57Birer.
00:59:59Birer.
01:00:03Keseleklerle ait?
01:00:04You broke the house rules.
01:00:07I said lights out at nine.
01:00:13I think you actually said ten.
01:00:23You shouldn't have come back for your reign.
01:00:26I was getting worried that my little Jimmy wouldn't have enough to eat this week.
01:00:30But God brought you back to us.
01:00:34I fed him a few hours ago.
01:00:36But you already know that.
01:00:39Jimmy was my youngest and was turned when he was only 17.
01:00:43The sheriff found him and brought him back to me.
01:00:46It may be a few hours.
01:00:48But when he's hungry, he'll come for you.
01:00:54One more thing.
01:00:58In my basement, no one can hear you scream.
01:01:04You know, if I'm gonna die, there's no one I'd rather die with than you.
01:01:32Chad, please do something.
01:01:42I can't do anything with these.
01:01:47I have an idea.
01:01:48What?
01:01:48It's gross.
01:01:50We have to spit on them.
01:01:53Oh, Kiki.
01:01:54All right.
01:02:15Okay.
01:02:15Thank you.
01:04:29Wow.
01:04:31Bu ne güzel bir yer.
01:04:32Geçen de.
01:04:37O.
01:04:38O.
01:04:39O.
01:04:40O.
01:04:41O.
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01:04:56O.
01:04:57O.
01:04:58O.
01:04:59O.
01:05:00O.
01:05:01O.
01:05:02O.
01:05:03O.
01:05:04O.
01:05:05O.
01:05:06O.
01:05:07O.
01:05:08O.
01:05:09O.
01:05:10O.
01:05:11O.
01:05:12O.
01:05:13O.
01:05:14O.
01:05:15O.
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01:05:17O.
01:05:18O.
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01:05:21O.
01:05:22O.
01:05:23O.
01:05:24O.
01:05:25O.
01:05:26O.
01:05:27What day is it?
01:05:30Sunday
01:05:33And what time?
01:05:3910.37
01:05:43And that doesn't mean anything to you?
01:05:48Are you hungry?
01:05:51I don't know.
01:05:53That's the problem. We missed our own wedding.
01:06:02But Liz, it's just the two of us. We can get married anytime we want.
01:06:08That's not the point. You didn't even remember.
01:06:19I mean, to be fair, there were zombies.
01:06:23I just want to go home.
01:06:27What the fuck?
01:06:29When we were down by the river and you were being eaten by the zombie and I saved her, she was on the ground.
01:06:33Yeah, that's Carl.
01:06:34Are they making fun of us?
01:06:35And I'm chewing the tobacco and I see her eye on a woman and I said, help yourself.
01:06:39Oh.
01:06:40Oh.
01:06:41Hi.
01:06:42Huh.
01:06:43Huh.
01:06:44Oh.
01:06:45Huh.
01:06:46Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
01:06:47Oh my God.
01:06:48Oh my God.
01:06:49Oh my God.
01:06:50Oh my God.
01:06:51You people are horrible.
01:06:52Is this your idea of fun?
01:06:53Scaring people for sport?
01:06:54Oh my God.
01:06:55You people are horrible.
01:06:56Is this your idea of fun?
01:06:57Scaring people for sport?
01:06:58Chad, do something.
01:06:59What do you want me to do?
01:07:00Oh my God.
01:07:01Oh my God.
01:07:02What do you want me to do?
01:07:03All right.
01:07:04Oh my God.
01:07:05Oh my God.
01:07:06What do you want me to do?
01:07:07Oh my God.
01:07:08Oh my God.
01:07:09Hi.
01:07:10I had something on my face.
01:07:11I just looked like I was going to shoot her.
01:07:12Huh.
01:07:13Uh, uh, uh, uh.
01:07:14You people are horrible.
01:07:17Is this your idea of fun?
01:07:19Scaring people for sport?
01:07:24Chad, do something.
01:07:26What do you want me to do?
01:07:31Please.
01:07:36I'm sorry you didn't enjoy your experience,
01:07:39but this is what you pay for.
01:07:44Liz, I don't know why you're so upset.
01:07:50I thought we did a really good job.
01:07:53You're all crazy!
01:08:00I know the site says no refunds,
01:08:02but if you're this unhappy,
01:08:04I'll go talk to everyone and see what we can do.
01:08:10What the fuck are you talking about?!
01:08:14Charles and Elsie Extreme Zombie Experience.
01:08:16Booked and paid three months ago.
01:08:19That's not even the same names!
01:08:21They're not that far off.
01:08:24Well, if you aren't Charles and Elsie, where are they?
01:08:29Hey, it's just a girl from work.
01:08:31Nobody from work sends me nudes!
01:08:33This has never happened before.
01:08:36Do you even work at the garage?
01:08:38What happened to all your tattoos?
01:08:41No.
01:08:42They were fake.
01:08:44My real name is Mary Elizabeth.
01:08:46I own the bakery on Main Street.
01:08:49Thomas is the morning radio guy over at WGLC.
01:08:52All country, all day.
01:08:55100.1 WGLC.
01:08:59Richard is the city attorney.
01:09:02Liz is a lovely girl, by the way.
01:09:05Mrs. Powell is actually Mrs. Powell.
01:09:08I can never remember my fake name.
01:09:10And Barry was the sheriff.
01:09:12He owns the sawmill down by the river.
01:09:16Liz speaks very highly of you.
01:09:19So you're all just actors?
01:09:22Yeah.
01:09:27Okay.
01:09:28Where are you going?
01:09:34We missed our wedding this morning.
01:09:37And it's all my fault.
01:09:39It doesn't even matter because it's too late.
01:09:43So thanks.
01:09:46Hold on there, son.
01:09:47It's never too late.
01:09:49This little hiccup shouldn't stop you from getting married.
01:09:53Look, I think things are a bit beyond repair at this point.
01:09:56You guys don't understand.
01:09:58Liz is perfect.
01:09:59Right?
01:10:00She's smart.
01:10:01She's funny.
01:10:02She bought a bass guitar.
01:10:03She doesn't play bass, but she's going to learn.
01:10:06She writes handwritten birthday cards for people on their birthdays.
01:10:11Who does that?
01:10:14It's a really nice thing to do.
01:10:15I don't know.
01:10:17Liz was my one in a million.
01:10:20Right?
01:10:21And I blew it.
01:10:22I have never seen her look at me the way that she did this morning.
01:10:27I disappointed her in literally the worst way possible.
01:10:33Chadwick Allen Weber.
01:10:34There's no one on the planet I would rather marry than you.
01:10:43This girl loves you a lot.
01:10:48You find the good in everyone, in every situation.
01:10:52I bet you're even starting to like these people.
01:10:54Yeah.
01:10:57You know that Clem has his own radio show?
01:11:00Did you do that?
01:11:01100.1.
01:11:02All country.
01:11:03All day.
01:11:05Yeah.
01:11:08You're going to make a great husband.
01:11:10An amazing father.
01:11:13I'd marry you anytime, anywhere.
01:11:16Because there's nothing we can't do together.
01:11:19Right?
01:11:21You know, if you guys still want to get married today,
01:11:23we can make that happen, right?
01:11:28My dress got ruined.
01:11:31Gus went a little overboard out of the old church.
01:11:35We can find you a dress.
01:11:38Really?
01:11:40I suggest you get up there and give her a kiss before she changes her mind.
01:11:43Looks like we've got some work to do here.
01:11:50Looks like we've got some work to do here.
01:12:13You may be seated.
01:12:25Howdy, folks.
01:12:27Howdy, Dan.
01:12:29We're here today to marry Elizabeth Marie Gamble and Chadwick Allen Weber.
01:12:34Although new to our town, an unfortunate misunderstanding has led to a shotgun wedding.
01:12:41Unlike others we've had.
01:12:44No offense, Sarah and Mike.
01:12:46We're going to keep this short so we can get to the food.
01:12:49Chad, do you take Elizabeth to be your wife?
01:12:53I do.
01:12:55And Elizabeth, do you take Chad to be your husband?
01:13:00I do.
01:13:02If anyone can show just cause why Chad and Liz may not be lawfully wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
01:13:11Larry!
01:13:12It's over!
01:13:13Don't you check your phone?
01:13:14Sorry, my phone is dead.
01:13:18Sit down, Larry.
01:13:19Sorry, my phone is dead.
01:13:20Sit down, Larry.
01:13:22Now we'll get to the good stuff.
01:13:23I signed my name and say I'm done.
01:13:25No offense, I'm done.
01:13:26It's over.
01:13:27Don't you check your phone?
01:13:33Sorry, my phone is dead.
01:13:39Sit down, Larry.
01:13:47Now we'll get to the good stuff.
01:13:49Good Stuff.
01:14:19But it was good, good, good All the good times and the bad
01:14:27The best times I ever had The choice between happy and sad
01:14:35All the good times and the bad, bad, bad
01:14:42Liz.
01:14:44She gets a little cranky.
01:14:45Late afternoon.
01:14:52Oh, it's really coming down.
01:14:54Okay.
01:14:55She writes handwritten birthday cards for people on their birthdays.
01:15:04Who does that?
01:15:05She was my wife.
01:15:07Fuck it.
01:15:07Is this your idea?
01:15:12I suggest you go up there and give her a kiss before she changes to it and then it's steady
01:15:21all over the fucking place.
01:15:22I'm sorry, mosquito.
01:15:24All right.
01:15:24All right.
01:15:25You're choking me a little bit.
01:15:26I'm sorry.
01:15:30That's too good.
01:15:32Sorry, mosquito.
01:15:35What?
01:15:36Every Thursday the tables get out.
01:15:39No, they don't.
01:15:40They don't get out.
01:15:41Every Thursday.
01:15:41But when you get there, it's just a big bunch.
01:15:47Oh, my God.
01:15:50And when you get there, it's...
01:15:51So take it back a little?
01:15:52Yeah.
01:15:57Get out of here with...
01:16:00Stop the devil.
01:16:10It's soft and sweet and every pair of lips is a different color, different color flavor.
01:16:16No, it's not.
01:16:17And this man, he always puts his head in the gator's mouth.
01:16:20But then I think, no, no, no.
01:16:25What?
01:16:26No.
01:16:27Okay.
01:16:28Why?
01:16:30I'm sorry.
01:16:35What the fuck?
01:16:38Honey, what were you talking about?
01:16:41I want to be supportive of your tiki bar.
01:16:46I don't know.
01:16:47All the good times and the bad, bad, bad.
01:17:00Hello?
01:17:03Is it over?
01:17:07Are we done?
01:17:11I want to be supportive of your tiki bar.
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