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00:00Good morning, everyone, including the degenerate pigs who drowned 600 feet of film in a bottomless bed of shit yesterday.
00:10It is my pleasure and delight to inform you, as of today, new rules are in effect of this glorious set, otherwise known as the fucking animal farm.
00:22For the lazy cows, if you're more than a minute late, the fine is $500.
00:30For the cock-headed roosters, if you suddenly start clucking, coughing, or sneezing during a take, the fine is $1,000.
00:39And for the thick-headed donkeys who forget their lines, or, God forbid, start improvising, I'll bend you over a pitchfork and grab your hairy ass!
00:50Thanks for your understanding, and have an enchanting day!
01:00Do you think that the love that you have is not?
01:03No!
01:04Love me, don't I hate me, don't I ever deceive me?
01:07Do you think that the love that you have is not?
01:11No!
01:12No!
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:15No!
01:16No!
01:17No!
01:18No!
01:19No!
01:20No!
01:21No!
01:22No!
01:23Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:25Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:28Hey!
01:29Hey!
01:30Son!
01:31Hey!
01:32Put that thing down, okay?
01:33Put it down before somebody gets hurt!
01:35What's your name?
01:36What's your name?
01:37Chuck?
01:38Chuck, right?
01:39Chuck.
01:40Chuck, I know show business is crazy, and let's be honest, I can be a real asshole sometimes,
01:43but let's be reasonable!
01:45Huh?
01:46You hear me, Chuck?
01:47Somebody get me fucking security right fucking now!
01:51Chuck.
01:52Chuck, here's what we're gonna do.
01:54Uh, you and I are gonna sit down, nice and-
01:58Nice and cut-