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00:00I spilled all this spaghetti on my shirt. What do I do?
00:04I don't care.
00:05And now it's on my phone.
00:07What about you guys?
00:08You ever been pooped on by a bird?
00:10Yeah, there is nothing to shame you.
00:12There's nothing, yeah, you shouldn't be ashamed of it.
00:14It happens to all of us.
00:15But for my surprise, I have never been pooped on.
00:19You've never been pooped on?
00:20Yeah.
00:21Not by a bird anyway.
00:25Oh my gosh!
00:27Okay, so...
00:30She just had her clothes cut off, so you didn't miss anything.
00:33That hasn't already happened.
00:34Okay, some more clothes being cut off.
00:36Be careful.
00:37I'm kind of...
00:38It's like a trigger for me that...
00:40Scissor is so close to everybody.
00:42Me too.
00:43Like, whoa.
00:45Okay, so...
00:47Okay.
00:48Oh no, her dress is stuck in the thing.
00:50Oh!
00:52That's kind of...
00:54Was...
00:55What?
00:56Okay, don't worry.
00:57Her friend has covered her up in a red ghost costume.
00:59Yeah.
01:00And she just appears from nowhere.
01:02Yeah.
01:03In the middle of nowhere.
01:04That's how friends should be, honestly.
01:05They should just appear out of nowhere.
01:07Okay, one hole for the arm.
01:09Oh.
01:10Another hole for the arm.
01:11And now...
01:12Now?
01:13We have a...
01:14Still a ghost.
01:15Yes.
01:17Kind of not bad.
01:18But what about that dress which was left on the car?
01:22Oh no!
01:23Oh!
01:24She got pooed on!
01:25Come with me!
01:26I have exactly the thing for getting pooed on.
01:28It happens to me every day.
01:30Okay, let me just cut off your clothes.
01:32Yep.
01:33Jeez.
01:34Okay.
01:35Don't worry.
01:36It's actually...
01:37Have you ever pooped by birth?
01:39I have pooped.
01:40I have pooped.
01:41Have I ever been pooped on?
01:42Yes.
01:43Oh.
01:44No, I've never been.
01:45But, like, my stuff on the table has been.
01:48Which was very upsetting.
01:49When I was studying in school, I remember having one of my books open.
01:52And a bird just...
01:54Dang!
01:55On chemistry.
01:56Oh!
01:57It was...
01:58That's how I felt about it as well, so.
02:00Wow.
02:01Wow.
02:02That was crazy.
02:04Oh, she's so good.
02:05I know!
02:06I spilled all the spaghetti on my shirt!
02:08What do I do?
02:10I don't care.
02:11No.
02:12And now it's on my phone.
02:13That's disgusting.
02:14Alright.
02:15So, her boyfriend's calling her like, let's meet up.
02:17She's like, ah!
02:18I don't...
02:19I won't step five feet into my dressing room to get dressed.
02:22No.
02:23I'm gonna cut off my clothes.
02:24Okay, this is just like...
02:29She just...
02:30Okay.
02:31It's...
02:32She seems to be really enjoying this process.
02:33No!
02:34Now we know.
02:35The whole lady is doing this thing before...
02:38Before...
02:39Exactly!
02:40Before a date.
02:41This is exactly what happens, yeah.
02:42And we're like, okay!
02:43See you there!
02:44And they're like, ah!
02:45I need to cut everything!
02:46Ah!
02:47Let me just get this all the spaghetti off of me!
02:49Yeah.
02:51And...
02:52When she didn't came...
02:54Yeah.
02:55It's like...
02:56You know, something bad.
02:57It was a spaghetti explosion.
02:58Yes!
02:59Okay!
03:00Good jobby!
03:01Don't worry, bro.
03:02You didn't get stood up.
03:03She just was in a freak spaghetti explosion.
03:06Alright!
03:07Pretty good!
03:08Did you like any of these outfits?
03:09Or...
03:10Are these a waste of time?
03:11Let us know in the comments!
03:12Let us know in the comments!

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