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00:00Okay, if you want to make your poop checkered. Oh, if you want a straight, of course
00:06We don't have toilets. We have butt serpents
00:09We don't have toilet paper
00:11We have butt butlers
00:15So may I wipe your bum?
00:17I'm not done yet, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, wait
00:23Jeffrey I sense you've missed this one. Jeffrey catch it
00:26Okay, that's enough. Okay, we're gonna clean this with some shaving cream
00:32Is this like that tick-tock trend where they wipe it off and he has makeup on
00:49Why is his face
00:51Nobody should know who is this guy. He's a secret master
00:56Oh, ah, you can put more
00:59I like the rainbow stuff. Why you have so many t-shirts?
01:02I only own this t-shirt as you can see in all of our videos
01:12Leave us stars. This is where he like reaches out for like a paper. Yeah guys, please watch our videos so I can afford a TV t-shirt and a TV shirt
01:21TV shirt
01:23Yeah, the shirt
01:26That's a pretty nice folding technique
01:28Hey, what's he gonna do with that?
01:30Oh, that is nice
01:32Why are you doing this to me?
01:34Soap
01:34I didn't go there
01:36I didn't go there
01:38I didn't go there
01:40Okay, we got some toothpaste
01:42Nope, no toothpaste
01:44Excuse me
01:44What is this?
01:46Excuse me
01:48What is this?
01:50It's for kids for the
01:52Oh, it's kind of cute
01:54It just looks like the tiger is spitting
01:56It's kind of grossly
01:58Why is she doing that?
02:01That poor tiger
02:03By the way, it's a nice intro
02:07Ew! Ew! Why are your toes that long?
02:09That looks weird
02:11That looks really weird
02:13Oh, it just looks weird
02:15I'm gonna test this
02:17Yeah
02:18You need to let your nails go really long
02:19Yeah
02:20And we'll find out if it really works right now
02:22Exactly
02:23Find out next time
02:24I want it
02:25Such a gadget
02:26Why?
02:27I think it's comfortable
02:28How is that comfortable?
02:29If it works that well
02:30Just do a clipper and then file your nails
02:32Like all our world does
02:34I'm gonna do it on my toes
02:35You can do it
02:36Doesn't that
02:37No!
02:38Doesn't it like
02:39I don't know
02:40Like really destroy your nails
02:41Cause it's literally grinding your nails
02:43Probably
02:44It's like biting them
02:45I bite them off
02:46But what's
02:47No, it's good
02:48Biting it bad because you can eat it
02:50Why are you biting into this?
02:51This one?
02:52Extra fiber
02:54Because
02:55I don't wanna die
02:56I don't wanna
02:57Bathroom!
02:58Bathroom!
02:59No!
03:00Are you doing this?
03:01Wait, it'll come up
03:02Yeah!
03:03Boom!
03:04That's pretty neat actually
03:05What was she drinking on the bathroom?
03:07While you have a party?
03:08It was a blue lagoon I believe
03:09Oh gosh
03:10What?
03:11I mean something
03:12Maybe it's good that you did it
03:13Okay
03:14Alright, let's never talk about that again
03:15Okay
03:16If you wanna make your poop checkered
03:17Oh!
03:18If you wanna strain pasta
03:19If you wanna strain pasta in your toilet
03:22All you need is a toilet and a 3D pen
03:23Oh gosh
03:24They just make
03:25Why is she shaving?
03:26Why is she shaving?
03:28Why is she shaving?
03:29Because
03:30Because she has some hairs there
03:31I'm so confused
03:32It's natural
03:33It's okay
03:34It's okay
03:35It's okay
03:36It's okay?
03:37It's okay
03:38I don't know why it's so gross
03:39But yeah
03:40It's okay
03:41It's okay
03:42It's okay
03:43Alright, it's okay
03:44That's also okay
03:46That's not okay
03:47No, it's okay
03:48What?
03:49It's awesome
03:50What is go-
03:51How is there a-
03:52What if you make it fall?
03:53Yes
03:54We should make one
03:55Exactly, yeah
03:56That's awesome
03:57Our five minute clouds make it fall and make it more optimal
03:59Yeah
04:00Our we do
04:01Oh
04:02Yeah
04:03That is some really visual gross stuff
04:06That is some Michael Bay visual effects
04:09Yeah
04:10CGI
04:11Wow
04:12But sometimes it's really complicated
04:13Okay
04:14Michael Bay
04:15Starting in five minute clouds
04:17I thought Michael Bay was the guy who made the Christmas songs
04:19What?
04:20Oh, Michael Buble
04:21Buble
04:22Buble
04:23Oh, we're cleaning the baby
04:24Nice
04:25Is that how you clean the baby?
04:26That's-
04:27Those are really cool
04:28That's nice
04:29That was nice
04:30Yeah
04:31Why is her hand so-
04:32It's shrinking soap
04:33It's shrinking soap
04:34It's shrinking soap
04:35Oh, nice
04:36Oh, okay
04:38Interesting
04:39Cool
04:40That looks so fake
04:41Yeah, that's not a real thing
04:42But okay
04:43Oh
04:44Oh, it works
04:46Reality is whatever I want it to be
04:47Boom
04:48Bam
04:49Yeah
04:50And back
04:52You can be shaving
04:53I don't want to see anyone shaving actually
04:55I don't even want to see myself shaving but I have to look
04:57Sunburn
04:59Can't reach my back
05:00You just want to
05:01But it's okay
05:02I've got a gadget for that
05:03I've got my freakin' trusty's
05:05Trusty gadget smothering spoon
05:08These gadgets are another level
05:10Oh yeah
05:11With the socks on
05:12With the socks on
05:13With you alone
05:14Okay
05:16That's kind of fun
05:17Look how thin those bristles are
05:19Like it's just so dense
05:20They're probably really soft
05:22I want to do that actually
05:23Yeah, I want some of those
05:26Are they cleaning?
05:27Oh, clean my lemon
05:29Just cleaning my lemon
05:30Just cleaning my lemon
05:31Just cleaning my lemon
05:32What are you doing tonight?
05:33I'm just gonna clean my lemons
05:34I need to clean my lemons
05:35Okay
05:36That is not
05:37That's a pushy bomb
05:38That's a pushy bomb
05:39It's a lot
05:40I got it from my mama
05:42Oh, okay
05:43Where's
05:44What?
05:45Tweezing some stuff
05:46Tweezing some stuff
05:47As in UV light
05:48It's gonna go white now
05:49This angle is not
05:50Not working
05:51Oh, she grew those really fast
05:53That's more than me
05:55Why are you breaking your toilet?
05:56Toilet
05:57Toilet
05:58Toilet
05:59Toilet
06:00Toilet
06:01Does not compare
06:02Let's be honest
06:03We saw it
06:04We saw it
06:05But we watched it one more time
06:06What is this?
06:08Alright, I don't know
06:10I liked it so much the first time
06:12You know what?
06:13I want to like
06:14Fully
06:15Fully
06:16Comprehend
06:17Break down this video
06:18And actually think
06:19Why
06:20Is he changing this toilet so much?
06:22Okay, so I think personally
06:23That toilet
06:24Belonged to his estranged uncle
06:26Okay
06:27And he had a bad relationship
06:28With his uncle
06:29And
06:30Now
06:31He wants to get rid
06:32He inherited his uncle's house
06:33And
06:34He remembers his uncle from this toilet
06:36Was it because he was dipping his head in there?
06:37Yes
06:38He was giving him swirlies
06:39He was holding him upside down
06:40And skimming the
06:41The kids swirlies
06:42Okay
06:43So
06:44Now he's like
06:45I will forsake you uncle
06:46And he's getting rid of that toilet
06:47Yeah
06:48That caused him so much pain in the past
06:49Do you know what I would have done?
06:50What?
06:51Instead of just bashing it with the hammer
06:52Yeah
06:53I would have taken this little cherry bomb
06:55That they sell in America
06:56Yes
06:57Those are awesome
06:58Yeah
06:59I would light it
07:00And I would just throw it in the toilet
07:01And you go
07:02Then it would just surprise
07:03But what if it would go deeper?
07:05Not
07:06You know
07:07You can use the pipes
07:08And it can destroy all your system
07:10But I wouldn't flush it
07:11Or neighbor system
07:12I wouldn't flush it
07:13I always flush it
07:15You don't flush?
07:16You go out of the job
07:17Okay
07:18Fourth of July
07:19Yeah
07:20Have you ever tried flushing one then?
07:21I'm pretty sure you could just get them in a gas station honestly
07:23But
07:24Gas station?
07:25Do you think there was a proof?
07:26Don't take my word for it
07:27They're probably waterproof
07:28Because
07:29How do they do it in the movies then?
07:30Well exactly
07:31How do they do it in the movies?
07:33You know what?
07:34I would actually want to flush one
07:35So what damage would it do?
07:37I'm pretty sure like
07:38Menace to society
07:39You could alternatively just put it in the top part
07:41And like rest it on something that's dry like that
07:43Yeah
07:44It would definitely
07:45It would do the damage
07:46Oh gosh
07:48That's dangerous
07:49That is dangerous
07:50We should not do this
07:51Don't do that
07:52Don't do it guys
07:54But
07:55I mean unless it's the 4th of July
07:56Unless it's the 4th of July
07:59Okay I'm plugging this into the wall
08:01Got some tapey tape
08:02It
08:03That's a nice hack
08:04It is a nice hack actually
08:05It's not even a hack
08:06It's just a normal thing that the plumbers do right?
08:09They always put this
08:10Yeah but it's a hack that plumbers do
08:11If you're not plumbers you don't know about this hack
08:13Exactly
08:14I see where we're going from
08:15For us normies
08:16It's a pretty good hack
08:17For us normies
08:18Professional plumbers do not watch such videos
08:20They just leave the comments like
08:22Why are you doing it like this?
08:24Maybe they just watch you and cringe and be like
08:26Yes
08:27Oh my gosh
08:28Yes
08:29I think it's about everything
08:30Transformers are like
08:31You can't even call that a toilet
08:33Michael Bay is Terminator
08:34Not Terminator
08:35It's uh
08:36Oh my gosh
08:37Transformers
08:38Oh
08:39What?
08:40What are you doing?
08:41This doesn't seem like it's helping at all
08:42It's all you get in minutes
08:43You can see me better
08:44Why double hook?
08:45Ah
08:46So you can double hook
08:47Why don't you just put
08:49The one that is not see through
08:51I don't know
08:52Doesn't make any sense
08:53Okay
08:54They can still slip down though
08:56They can
08:57But
08:58But they won't
08:59It's okay
09:00They have to be that specific shape
09:01Don't put the salt in the toilet
09:03Yeah
09:04She's not wearing a glove
09:05Put it on a glove
09:06Put it on a glove
09:07Put it on a glove
09:08Wow
09:09She's hiding her
09:10She's hiding her stash in the toilet
09:12Hide my lemon tree
09:14My toothpaste lemon
09:15No one's going to find it here
09:17Yeah
09:18Mentos
09:19Better eat it
09:20Better put some coke in the mac
09:21Oh no
09:22No
09:23Now the toilet
09:24Now the toilet has
09:25Now the toilet has ideas
09:26What?
09:27Yes
09:28Yes, you need to mend this
09:29And eat it
09:30This is smart
09:31That's smart
09:32Because it always leaves super gunky stuff
09:33Oh gosh
09:34You're using clean
09:36Wow, it's nice
09:37Okay
09:38We've got some dirty dishes
09:39Someone had a massive barbecue meal
09:41Uh
09:42Pow
09:43Oh
09:44Oh
09:45Oh
09:46I don't know about that
09:47But okay
09:48To be honest, I've tried that
09:49It works
09:50Yeah?
09:51Seriously?
09:52Yeah, you don't have to like
09:53Wash the water around for the salt to dissolve
09:54I just like spray the soap around it
09:55You just put it into the stream
09:56You know?
09:57And then fill it up and everything's like
09:58All the soap has been dissolved
09:59It's perfect
10:00It's perfect
10:01Okay
10:02I just go like
10:03What are you?
10:04I have a dishwasher machine
10:05Wow
10:06The one's as lucky as you, Archie
10:07That is so fancy, Archie
10:08Come on
10:09Oh, got it
10:12Alright, we're just messing with you
10:13Oh
10:15I just have a cleaner
10:16And a maid
10:17Oh my gosh
10:18At my castle
10:19Oh
10:20died
10:21Butβ¦
10:22What is a
10:23L patriarch
10:24Do you want any food?
10:25Maybe
10:25Do you want any food?
10:26No
10:27Oh
10:28Nobody's watching
10:29st Conan
10:30ηγγ
10:30Gently
10:31Don't
10:32II
10:33One
10:34Of
10:35Last
10:36You
10:36Do you now
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