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00:30You're just eating my mentos, aren't you?
00:34No, no, no, I'm not.
00:36You're eating my mentos, aren't you?
00:38I'm just trying to be nice to you.
00:46It's time for the show. I'm the host, Shota Shunpuutei.
00:50Today's guest is a legend in the Tokyo comic world, Mr. Kobon Obon.
00:55It's been 60 years since the founding of the country.
00:5760 years is about the time when Singapore became independent from Malaysia.
01:02Here you go.
01:09Hello.
01:10Nice to meet you.
01:11Nice to meet you, too.
01:12Nice to meet you, too.
01:13Yes, yes, yes.
01:14Thanks to you, we're still getting along.
01:18Yes, yes.
01:19Thank you, thank you.
01:20I'm really glad.
01:22Yes, yes, yes.
01:23It's been 60 years since the founding of the country.
01:25It's been 60 years since the founding of the country.
01:27I have something to say.
01:28You have something to say?
01:29I've been a manga artist for 60 years.
01:30You have, haven't you?
01:31We've been bad friends for 57 years.
01:33I don't deny that.
01:35No, that's not true.
01:36We've gotten along.
01:38That's why I'm saying the truth.
01:40What's that?
01:41What's that?
01:42What's with the way you talk?
01:43What?
01:44You want to fight?
01:45You're annoying.
01:46You want to fight?
01:47You want to fight?
01:48You wanna fight?
01:49What?
01:50What?
01:51What do you think?
01:53That's the theme of Dachou Club.
01:55I love it.
01:56It's not about liking or disliking.
01:58You have to inherit this kind of comedy.
02:00It's not about inheriting. It's a trick.
02:02A trick?
02:03It's a trick.
02:08You suck at it.
02:10This is Dachou's idea.
02:12But when I think about it,
02:14everyone has this idea.
02:16Manzai, contos, and so on.
02:19We are members of the Manzai Association.
02:21In the Manzai Association,
02:23we say,
02:25Konnichiwa!
02:27It's noisy.
02:29We have a trick like that.
02:31Nishiki-Hebi.
02:33Nishiki-Goi.
02:35We say,
02:36It doesn't matter.
02:38Kojima-san.
02:40In our time,
02:42B&B was called Momiji-Banchi.
02:44Momiji-Banchi.
02:45Komanichi!
02:47We used to have a trick like that.
02:49We used to have a trick like that.
02:51We used to have a trick like that.
02:53When I think about it,
02:55I've been doing it for 60 years,
02:57but I've never had a joke.
02:59But I made a joke 40 years ago.
03:01But I made a joke 40 years ago.
03:03I made a joke.
03:04I couldn't accept it.
03:06I couldn't accept it at all.
03:08I quit in a week.
03:10It's embarrassing.
03:11Let's try the joke you quit.
03:13Let's try the joke you quit.
03:15I couldn't accept it at all.
03:17I couldn't accept it at all.
03:19I'm so embarrassed.
03:21I hate that kind of thing.
03:23I hate that kind of thing.
03:29What's that?
03:31It's funny.
03:33It was 40 years ago.
03:35It was 40 years ago.
03:37It's funny.
03:39It's funny.
03:41The shop owners are good people.
03:43They are all happy.
03:45People laugh no matter what I say.
03:49I've done a lot of stuff since I was asked to say obscenity,
03:54but I want to speak in terms of tap dance.
04:01I've never been.
04:03I've done it all the time.
04:05I've been doing it since I was a kid.
04:08I'm relieved to talk.
04:11Oh
04:41Yeah
05:11Yg balance
05:41Yeah
05:44Going
05:49For a car hi Joe
05:51It's a little bit. Let me see. Let me see. Let's go. Let's get it. Hi Joe. Some of our meat. I think so. They say I'm this
05:59S-l-4. Did you see?
06:02What am I getting there? I don't know
06:04I
06:06Don't know
06:08I don't know what you're talking about, man.
06:10You want me to teach you again?
06:12Okay, let's start with the first one.
06:14Thank you for the meal.
06:16I'm going to fire the Kojima machine gun.
06:24He's just a noisy old man.
06:26It's over.
06:28It's refreshing.
06:39Why don't you do it with me?
06:41It's too noisy.
06:43It's refreshing.
06:45This is the first time I've danced to music in tap dance.
06:49It's time.
06:51I'll dance beautifully at the end and say goodbye.
06:56Let's start the music.
07:08Thank you very much.
07:31I'll do my best.
07:34I'll do my best.
08:04I'll do my best.
08:20It's time to eat.
08:22First of all, I'd like to say hello to everyone who is as bright and energetic as the first grade of elementary school.
08:28Is that so?
08:31April New Year.
08:33Your body and mind will be free.
08:36The woman's heart will become thin.
08:39It's nice and refreshing.
08:41This is Yuzan.
08:46When I left the house today, there was a small pebble in my shoes.
08:50It was very unpleasant.
08:52But when it comes to the feeling of pebbles,
08:54I think this one has been under my feet for a long time.
08:56I think it was unpleasant.
08:58So I want to be a man who is close to people's hearts in the new year.
09:02I'm Ichinosuke with numb feet.
09:08This year, I will also be a teacher at Musashino Art University.
09:12I will teach for 90 minutes.
09:14It's interesting, isn't it?
09:16Among the members, there are teachers who teach,
09:19and there are also teachers who teach as college students.
09:27In this broadcast, I have been a member of the shop for a whole year.
09:32Thank you very much.
09:35It seems that there is no custom in the shop to give a 100,000 yen voucher to a newcomer for a whole year.
09:42We had it at that time.
09:43Did you have it?
09:44Yes, everyone had it.
09:46I'm Tadegawa Harunosuke, who will receive 100,000 yen after this.
09:53In April, I can drink sake at the flower viewing.
09:57I can drink sake, I can drink sake, I can drink sake.
10:00I did it again and again.
10:02It's Kouraku.
10:08The other day, when I went to work in Saitama Prefecture,
10:11the organizer gave me 8 packs of Amarin, which is a very delicious strawberry called Taihei ginger.
10:19In the morning of that day, a customer in Tochigi sent me 8 packs of strawberries,
10:25and the day before that, a customer in Fukuoka sent me 4 packs of strawberries.
10:30I thought I couldn't eat it all, but it was gone in two days.
10:34Children, you ate too much.
10:36I'm Miyachi, who has strawberries every day.
10:42And this is the person who brings the Zabuton.
10:45I'm Takao Yamada.
10:49Thank you very much.
10:50Now, everyone, if you say a good answer, I'll give you a Zabuton,
10:53and if you say it's bad, I'll take it, and if you collect 10 pieces,
10:55a wonderful product is waiting for you, so please do your best.
10:58Let's go to the first one.
11:00The Spring National Transportation Safety Movement has begun.
11:04On the crosswalk, you can raise your hand and cross,
11:07but you can do a lot of things with your hands, not just raise them.
11:11So, here it is.
11:15Please think of the 5, 7, and 5 lines on your head when you raise your hand,
11:20and make a gesture to announce it.
11:25Yes, Taihei-san.
11:26Yes.
11:27Don't raise your hand.
11:29Life-destroying Yami-Bait.
11:34Please raise your hand.
11:35All right.
11:37It's true.
11:38Yes, Koyuza-san.
11:40Raise your hand, and a little more under the vending machine.
11:49Can you do it at this time?
11:50No, it's already a card.
11:54Shike-de.
11:55Shike-de.
11:56Shike-de.
11:57Shike-de.
11:59Yes, Ichinosuke-san.
12:01Raise your hand, and the toilet flushing won't flow.
12:06That's true.
12:07That's good.
12:08That's good.
12:11Please raise your hand.
12:12All right, Harunosuke-san.
12:14Don't raise your hand.
12:15A high-priced rice with a scratch on the skin.
12:23All right, Miyaji-san.
12:25Hold hands, and arrive at home with a daughter in the evening.
12:35Ichinosuke-san.
12:36Me? A daughter, right?
12:39Hold hands, and dream of going out with a daughter.
12:46Please raise your hand.
12:51All right, Konaki-san.
12:53Put down your hand.
12:55I don't have confidence in my answer.
13:02Yamada-san, bring me a card.
13:03Bring me a card.
13:05All right, Ichinosuke-san.
13:07Can I say a poem?
13:11Raise your hand, and throw your grandfather into the mountains.
13:19I know you're kidding, but why would you throw your grandfather?
13:22It's a custom.
13:25All right, Koizumi-san.
13:26All right, Koizumi-san.
13:28Hold hands, and arrive at home with a daughter.
13:37All right, Konaki-san.
13:39Lick your hand, and feel the air.
13:51What kind of life is this?
13:54Miyagi-san.
13:56Bend your hand, and stick out your chin.
14:04Shimura-ken-san.
14:06All right, Koizumi-san.
14:08Hold hands, and become a couple.
14:17I'm sorry.
14:19Why are you laughing after saying that?
14:23This is how I feel when I lie.
14:26Yamada-san, bring me a card.
14:29The second question.
14:32Yamada-san, please give us an example.
14:34All right.
14:38There are many songs in the world.
14:42If you add one character to the title of the song, it becomes a completely different song.
14:47For example, if you add one character to the title of Keisuke Kuwata's White Lovers,
14:55it becomes a comedy song.
14:58Interesting Lovers.
15:01This time, please tell me what kind of song it will be if you add one character to the title of various songs.
15:08I'll ask you what the title is.
15:09I'll ask you what the title is.
15:11Please write the title on the flip and add one character.
15:14Please write it in red circles and announce it.
15:17That's difficult.
15:19I can't do it even if you ask me to do it suddenly.
15:22I can't do it.
15:24First, you have to know the song.
15:26I can't draw circles well.
15:28No, no, no.
15:30That's not a circle.
15:33Can you do it?
15:35Yes.
15:37If you add one character to the title of Southern All-Stars' My Dear Ellie,
15:44it will be a song for the elderly.
15:49What's the title?
15:51My Dear Ellie.
15:54Ellie.
15:56Please raise your chair.
15:58Ellie, my love.
16:00So sweet.
16:02Ellie is getting old.
16:04Ellie.
16:06Mr. Ichinosuke.
16:08If you add one character to the song My Dear Ellie,
16:14it will be a song for the elderly.
16:18What's the title?
16:20My Dear Ellie.
16:28Mr. Koizumi.
16:30If you add one character to the song My Dear Ellie,
16:35it will be a song for the elderly.
16:37What's the title?
16:39My Dear Ellie.
16:43That's not good.
16:45Mr. Harunosuke.
16:47If you add one character to the song My Dear Ellie,
16:53it will be a song for the elderly.
16:57What's the title?
16:59That's not good.
17:08Mr. Miyaji.
17:10If you add one character to the song Ruby's Ring,
17:13it will be a song for the elderly.
17:16What's the title?
17:18Ruby's Ring.
17:19Please raise your chair.
17:23Mr. Tahei.
17:25If you add one character to the song Gundala,
17:29it will be a song for the person whose underwear is torn.
17:32What's the title?
17:34Gundala.
17:42Mr. Harunosuke.
17:44If you add one character to the song Run, Kotaro,
17:48it will be a song for the politician.
17:50What's the title?
17:52Run, Kono Taro.
17:59Mr. Tahei.
18:01If you add one character to the song Bus Stop,
18:06it will be a song for the snowy Tokyo.
18:10What's the title?
18:11Bus Stop.
18:21Mr. Ichinosuke.
18:23If you add one character to the song Hanamizuki,
18:27it will be a song for the person who caught a cold.
18:29What's the title?
18:31Hanamizuki Midori.
18:36Mr. Miyaji.
18:37If you add one character to the song Otemoyan,
18:41it will be a song for the person who doesn't listen to anyone.
18:45What's the title?
18:47Otemoyan?
18:55Mr. Konraku.
18:57If you add one character to the song Meikyoku,
19:02it will be a song for my part-time job.
19:05What's the title?
19:07Washing dishes.
19:14Mr. Tahei.
19:16If you add one character to the song Sawada Kenji,
19:21it will be a song for Dachou Club.
19:23What's the title?
19:25Don't push me.
19:31Mr. Toyoda.
19:32If you add one character to the song Toroika,
19:36it will be a song for a sushi restaurant.
19:38What's the title?
19:40Toroika.
19:45It's cute, so please give me one.
19:48Mr. Ichinosuke.
19:50If you add one character to the song Pink Lady,
19:53it will be a sad song.
19:55What's the title?
19:57Fuhou.
19:58Fuhou.
20:00Fuhou.
20:02Fuhou.
20:04You're happy.
20:06Fuhou.
20:08I think everyone likes this question.
20:11It's fun.
20:13I've been doing this all the time.
20:16Really?
20:18I've prepared the third question.
20:21Mr. Yamada, please.
20:28I gave you a call at the entrance of a hotel or a shop.
20:33Please say something in various places and ring the bell.
20:37I'll ask you what you did when you were called.
20:40Please answer.
20:42Mr. Koyuta.
20:44This hospital has changed.
20:46What did you do?
20:48I got a nurse call.
20:56Mr. Miyaji.
20:58Is this okay?
21:00What did you do?
21:02I was given a cold lunch box and told to put it in the microwave.
21:06No, no.
21:09It won't warm you up.
21:11Mr. Ichinosuke.
21:13Excuse me, is it not time yet?
21:16What did you do?
21:18I was told to open the safe.
21:20I've been waiting for about an hour.
21:22I wonder if he's hiding something.
21:24He's not here.
21:26Mr. Harunosuke.
21:28This is a German restaurant.
21:31If I don't press this, won't they come to take my order?
21:34What did you do?
21:36It's German food, so it's Berlin.
21:42Mr. Kouraku.
21:44It's closed.
21:46What did you do?
21:48I put 50 yen in the bill.
21:50Is there no change?
21:53I put 50 yen in the wrong bill.
21:57Mr. Kitayama.
21:59It's a world where it's hard to live.
22:05What did you do?
22:07I'm sorry, but I can't order on my tablet.
22:10Please.
22:14That's right.
22:16And I have to read it on my smartphone.
22:19You have to go somewhere with your smartphone.
22:22Mr. Miyaji.
22:24It's a world famous restaurant.
22:27I don't know what this is.
22:29I'm sorry.
22:31What did you do?
22:33I've been told to look at it, but I don't know who it is.
22:47The last one was pretty hard.
22:50That's right.
22:53Mr. Ichinose.
22:58What did you do?
23:00My daughter told me to ring this bell before I talk to her.
23:10But it doesn't come out once in five times.
23:13Mr. Koyuki.
23:15Hello. I'm sorry.
23:18What did you do?
23:20Oh, you're here.
23:22I'll go to the bathroom.
23:28Recently, the market is getting worse, so I want you to be careful.
23:33Mr. Ichinose.
23:35This is the truth.
23:37I'm a little curious.
23:40What did you do?
23:42You're Shota Shunputei, right?
23:44You're working part-time at Dotonbori, right?
23:49I'm not working part-time.
23:51There's a sign in the dressing room.
23:53I'm not working part-time.
23:55It says, I'm a part-time leader.
23:58You've been working for a long time.
24:01It says, I had fun.
24:03It's annoying.
24:05Mr. Yamada, bring me two.
24:09It's zero again.