Aired (April 5, 2025): From keeping quiet to speaking out, Pooh is now ready to share the dos and don’ts of love he’s picked up along the way. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Wait, where did that come from? I just want to know again.
00:04This is my idol.
00:06Winnie the Pooh.
00:08Buboy has a question about Winnie the Pooh.
00:10Is he really your idol?
00:12Yes, he's really my idol.
00:14Why does he only wear clothes without a skirt?
00:16He has a skirt.
00:18Oh, he has a skirt.
00:20That's why he has a honey.
00:22And then, he left his shorts at home.
00:26Because they always ask him to stop.
00:28That's amazing.
00:32So, he went for a pictorial.
00:34He was taking the honey.
00:36The honey.
00:38The honey.
00:40The honey came out.
00:42He went for a pictorial.
00:44Picture, picture, picture.
00:46That's it.
00:48That's what came out.
00:50Because he smiled.
00:52So, he smiled.
00:54Of course, he tried it.
00:56Oh, I don't have shorts.
00:58This is okay.
01:00That's what was published.
01:02That's what was published.
01:04Why does he always hold the honey?
01:06Is Pooh naughty?
01:08No, he's not naughty.
01:10That's his symbol.
01:12Because you see, he always throws it away.
01:14So, it's okay for him to throw it away.
01:16Because it's okay.
01:18He can get a broom and things like that.
01:20So, it's a share.
01:22He gives it to his friends.
01:24Do you know where we went?
01:26Our topic is prohibited.
01:28Why did we go to Langgam with honey?
01:30What happened?
01:32I don't know.
01:34I started the topic.
01:36You're making the fire go out.
01:38Sorry.
01:40What's our topic?
01:42Prohibited.
01:44This is Pooh's topic.
01:46Okay.
01:48Let's talk about Pooh.
01:50We're blind.
01:52Pooh is a private person.
01:54We don't know that he gave a car.
01:56We don't know that.
01:58We don't know that.
02:00You don't know that he gave a car?
02:02Yes, and it hurts him whenever he sees a broom.
02:04We don't know that.
02:06He doesn't know that?
02:08This is the episode of many of us who don't know.
02:10But we really don't know.
02:12Wait a minute.
02:14I want to know.
02:16Wait a minute.
02:18Guys, please be quiet.
02:20Madam Cherry is blind.
02:22Can we know that?
02:24She drank from her eyes.
02:26Can we know that?
02:28I don't know that.
02:30He doesn't have a car anymore.
02:32He only has a broom.
02:34That's a recent one.
02:36I came from a broken hearted family.
02:38Why?
02:40Before we met.
02:42Yes.
02:44What happened?
02:46What happened?
02:48February 14.
02:50Yes.
02:52Maha and I have something.
02:54I was busy.
02:56Yes.
02:58I was busy since February.
03:00I was busy.
03:04I was sad
03:06because
03:08I have something.
03:10I have something.
03:12I have something.
03:14So now,
03:16I came from Maha.
03:18After that,
03:20I said I don't want to go home.
03:22It's February 14.
03:24Yes.
03:26Because you have a boyfriend.
03:28I called my friend.
03:30I said, come here.
03:32I want to celebrate Valentine's Day.
03:34You don't have a boyfriend here.
03:36I don't have a boyfriend here.
03:38Come with me.
03:40We have common friends in a bar.
03:44I told him,
03:46since our friends are here,
03:48come here.
03:50I'll just play billiards.
03:52You really like to play billiards.
03:54I'll just play billiards.
03:56I'll chat a bit.
03:58I saw him there.
04:02I opened the door.
04:04But I know him.
04:06Is he your friend?
04:08Not at all.
04:10No.
04:12When I opened the door,
04:14he was there.
04:18He was in the bar.
04:20When I opened the door,
04:22he was like that.
04:24That's too much.
04:26That's too much.
04:28He's POV.
04:30When I opened the door,
04:32he was like that.
04:34His hair was like that.
04:36His hair was like that.
04:38He had a blower.
04:42It slowed him down.
04:44It slowed him down.
04:46I don't have hair,
04:48but I felt something like that.
04:50I was like that to him.
04:52Then he smiled.
04:54That's beautiful.
04:56He smiled.
04:58You got a partial.
05:02Of course,
05:04the first time I saw him,
05:06I had an impact.
05:08I said,
05:10he has an R.
05:12He has an R.
05:14He has an R.
05:16Like Arneo.
05:18I said,
05:20why are you here?
05:22It's Valentine's.
05:24He said,
05:26he and I will fight.
05:28So,
05:30he has a wife.
05:32He has a wife.
05:34My wife and I will fight.
05:36It's not okay.
05:38But we have a child.
05:40He's getting a partial.
05:42We have a child.
05:44I need P50,000 per month.
05:46He's getting a partial.
05:48He's getting a partial.
05:50He's getting a partial.
05:52He's getting a partial.
05:54He's getting a partial.
05:56He's getting a partial.
05:58He just shared
06:00his wife and child.
06:02his wife and child.
06:04I said,
06:06let's play.
06:08We got a number.
06:10You were friends
06:12in the first meeting.
06:14It's Valentine's.
06:16It's February.
06:18I have a plan to open a billiard hall.
06:22He presented.
06:24He said,
06:26I know the suppliers.
06:28He's a billiard enthusiast.
06:30He knows what you like.
06:32He's a player.
06:34You'll see later
06:36how much I love him.
06:40I'm getting nervous.
06:42But it's still allowed
06:44because he has a wife.
06:48At least we're not far.
06:52You know that.
06:54He's brainy.
06:56He's brainy.
06:58He said,
07:00I know where to buy the ball.
07:02I know where to buy the ball.
07:04It's cheaper here.
07:06It's cheaper here.
07:08I said,
07:10help me assemble
07:12the billiard hall.
07:14I said, okay.
07:16It's February 14th.
07:18You're good.
07:20You know, men are like,
07:22I'm helpless. Can you do this for me?
07:24I can't do this.
07:26They really want it.
07:28You're good at this.
07:32We were at home
07:34in the morning.
07:36He was chatting. I was asleep.
07:38We were still not okay.
07:40My valentines were ugly.
07:42One of them was chatting.
07:44I'm glad I left.
07:46I said, why?
07:48I saw you. I was happy.
07:51It was windy again.
07:53I was lying down.
07:55But my hair was up.
07:57I was exhausted.
07:59I said,
08:01my hair is ugly.
08:03I was asleep.
08:05I said, I'm going to sleep.
08:07I said, I'll go with you tomorrow.
08:09It's the 16th.
08:11The billiard hall.
08:13We set it up.
08:15It's like that.
08:17You were there.
08:19The billiard hall was set up.
08:21We were always together.
08:23We played, we ate, we went out.
08:25Sometimes at home.
08:27That's how it was.
08:29I was so crazy.
08:31Here it is.
08:33He said, there's a vacant lot next to our house.
08:36I said, what?
08:38What are we going to do?
08:40I planned to have
08:42my own billiard hall
08:45so I won't have to rent.
08:47I said,
08:49okay.
08:51He said, I'll buy my own billiard hall.
08:53Because he earns money.
08:55He's competitive.
08:57He's a competitive player.
08:59Toro is the athlete
09:01who became a couple.
09:03He's a cheerleader.
09:05That's why you do that.
09:07Here's the wind.
09:09But it's up.
09:11That's commercial shampoo.
09:13That's commercial shampoo.
09:15I said, do you have a table?
09:17He said, no.
09:19I have a problem with...
09:21Paying for the land.
09:23Their land.
09:25It's his property.
09:27He wants to convert it into a billiard hall.
09:29So he has
09:3120 square meters.
09:33No structure.
09:35That's what he needs.
09:37Because he has a table.
09:39Then?
09:41It's work.
09:43It's a lot of work.
09:49But
09:51that's the last
09:53rough road.
09:55Because
09:57I've fallen.
09:59I'm looking for a job.
10:01It's demanding.
10:03That's my problem.
10:05You love the way you love.
10:07That's what I want to say to you.
10:09That kind of friend.
10:11It's easy for you to give love
10:13to other people.
10:15But why are you restricting yourself?
10:17No.
10:19Sometimes,
10:21I like the friend way first.
10:23You'll go through friendship.
10:25Then when it's over,
10:29I'll try to
10:31call him.
10:33Baby.
10:35Love.
10:37If he answers,
10:39I'll call him.
10:41I feel like that's it.
10:43That's the problem.
10:45The expectations don't match.
10:47Then I got ghosted.
10:49You got ghosted?
10:51That's how cruel
10:53the ghosting act is.
10:55I'll add one more thing.
10:57You can't ghost.
10:59Don't do that. That's very cruel.
11:01Be man enough or woman enough
11:03to tell that person I don't want this anymore.
11:05Bye.