Aired (January 11, 2025): Aubrey Miles and Troy Montero open up about their views on open relationships, trust, and boundaries, and discuss whether they think love can thrive outside traditional commitments. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00We're honorable. Order, order in the court, okay, honorable time.
00:04Wait, is this an experiment?
00:06No, I'll say it, just tell me if you've done this already so it's easier for you.
00:10Alright, use of performance-inducing drugs which are safe and FDA-approved, okay?
00:17Yes, like the over-the-counter legal drugs, yes, we have.
00:22Check, please check, Mr. Vice Chair, okay, use of sex toys like bulldozers, backhoe.
00:31Madam Chair, nothing like that.
00:33Maybe you need a big one, backhoe, okay.
00:36I'm okay, I'm okay, I don't need it anymore.
00:39There, use of toys.
00:41Not yet.
00:42Not yet, not yet.
00:44We're very happy, okay, we don't need toys anymore.
00:46Really? You know, this is a very good revelation.
00:50You don't need toys anymore, guys, play with each other.
00:53Yes, we haven't explored toys for 21 years.
00:56Okay, that's my gift for Christmas, okay?
00:59I know what to give you.
01:01This year, I know what to give you.
01:04Alright, next.
01:05Watching porn together.
01:07Do you do this?
01:08Silly, but no, not really.
01:11Before, no.
01:12Like copying or what?
01:14Nothing like that?
01:15Or warming up, nothing like that?
01:18Maybe solo each other, but not together.
01:20Ah, there are preferences.
01:22So, for example, Sir Troy.
01:26You can do it, you can ask Troy.
01:28No, no.
01:29For example, you see him, what do you say?
01:33You catch him watching porn, you won't get mad, right?
01:35I'll just ask, who is that?
01:39Sir Troy will say, it's you too.
01:42No, we have it.
01:43I'll tell him, watch it, okay?
01:45The in-yo?
01:46Yes, I'll say, look, you already forgot that video.
01:49He'll say, oh, I watched it.
01:51Oh, so you have it too.
01:53We have our own.
01:54I'll send it to him.
01:55So cute, so cute.
01:57You should do that.
01:58You should also send it to the staff.
01:59Send it to the staff.
02:01Roll VTRs.
02:03No, because if it's someone else, their partner will get mad.
02:06Why him?
02:07Like that.
02:08That's also one, you can record it.
02:10Then if you send it to him, he'll come back, he'll upload it.
02:17Ladies, please listen.
02:19Those who only know about sex life.
02:21Here, we have a guru here.
02:23Guru Aubrey.
02:24There's more, Troy.
02:25Doing it in public places.
02:27And there's a story, if there's a story.
02:29Yes.
02:32For us, it's more exciting because
02:35it's like there's something adventurous,
02:37a little forbidden.
02:41Like in the car, in the pool.
02:46I'm sorry, I already said that we're from the highway.
02:52I heard it.
02:53I'm sorry, I heard it.
02:55He didn't mean it.
02:57He tasted it.
02:59He tasted the moment.
03:01Go for it, Troy.
03:03Where else?
03:04A garden.
03:05Rubi and Remy call it a garden, what else?
03:08A guard house.
03:09There's a gardener.
03:11There's a gardener watching Manong.
03:13The last time in the car.
03:15The last time.
03:17You like to drive, right?
03:19Do you love cars?
03:20Yes.
03:21While driving.
03:23I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:24He's slowing down, he's parking.
03:26He's parking.
03:28Okay, so garden, car, pool.
03:33What else?
03:34Guard house.
03:35I'm the only one who said that.
03:37In the airplane.
03:38In the airplane.
03:39In the airplane.
03:40Mile high club.
03:41There.
03:42Okay.
03:43It's a big thing.
03:45You'll just stand there.
03:47What if there's a turbulence?
03:49There's more happening.
03:51Yes.
03:52If you say, we'll go at the same time.
03:54There's a natural vibrato.
03:56Vibrato.
03:57And the one in the back is surprised.
03:59Is there a turbulence?
04:00What's the cause?
04:02We're already on land.
04:03There's no turbulence.
04:04Sorry.
04:05Okay, next.
04:07This is a bit controversial.
04:09Because in some countries, it's practiced.
04:11But I don't know about the Philippines
04:13and the liberated couples here.
04:15Inviting someone to bed.
04:17Other than the two of you, of course.
04:19No.
04:20No.
04:21Yes.
04:22What do you think about that?
04:23You know, we talk about it.
04:24I say, this and that.
04:25They say, hmm.
04:26I say, I'm so tired.
04:28They say, it's just the two of us.
04:31But we don't.
04:32No.
04:33We talk about it.
04:34For example, there's a situation
04:36on social media or whatever.
04:39The story or something.
04:41For us, it's like,
04:43would you ever?
04:45Yes, we ask.
04:46Do it.
04:47Or if you're ever like this.
04:49You know.
04:50Is that Brad Pitt?
04:53Do you have that?
04:54Celebrity top fives.
04:56When I'm asked.
04:58Yes, there are those.
04:59You know, it's impossible.
05:00But you just want to be hypothetical.
05:02Hypothetical, international.
05:03No local.
05:04Local is not allowed.
05:07It's just local.
05:08Everything is local.
05:10Everything is local.
05:15It's not true, Your Honor.
05:16Are you friends?
05:17Is it true, Your Honor?
05:18I think so.
05:20Wow!
05:21You're the answer for him.
05:22Okay.
05:23So, related to that,
05:25what do you think about open relationships?
05:27What are your thoughts on it?
05:28Are you open here?
05:30Are you willing to do it?
05:32For some, it's okay.
05:34But not for us.
05:35It's not for us.
05:36We're very committed.
05:38And we just like each other.
05:40Not that we don't want to share.
05:43Actually, we don't.
05:44But we're not.
05:46But we're satisfied with each other.
05:49And we really try our best.
05:50If something is lacking,
05:52we're honest.
05:53I'll say this.
05:54I tell him,
05:55Bro, this and that.
05:56It's beautiful.
05:57I don't understand.
05:58Just read it.
05:59I'll tell him,
06:00Okay, okay.
06:01Before, when we talk,
06:02we're like,
06:03Oh, really?
06:04Now, it's very balanced.
06:07We're open.
06:08Yes.
06:09We're open.
06:10There's nothing to be ashamed of.
06:11But still,
06:12it's not brutal.
06:14We still have boundaries.
06:16Even in the bathroom,
06:17we still close our doors.
06:18When I have my own time in the toilet,
06:21we don't fart each other.
06:23We don't fart in front of each other.
06:26Do you fart everywhere?
06:27No.
06:28Yes, I do.
06:29I can't imagine.
06:30But to me,
06:31you're like,
06:32perfect.
06:33You don't go to the bathroom.
06:37That's why Troy laughs.
06:39Because sometimes,
06:40it's hard to imagine a pretty girl
06:42sitting on the toilet.
06:43But it's nice that you mentioned that.
06:45The regular things
06:46that you still keep for yourself.
06:47Sometimes, when he comes in,
06:48I'm sitting,
06:49and he's like,
06:50Hi, go out.
06:51It's hard.
06:52That's how I am.
06:53He has an angle.
06:54It's not my angle.
06:55It's not my angle.
06:56I'm pooping.
06:58It's true.
06:59Even when you have sex,
07:00you have an angle.
07:01You're artsy.
07:02There's a projection.
07:04It's like you're in a movie.
07:07It should be like that.
07:08You know that.
07:09It should be like that.
07:10It should be like that.
07:11No, not like that.
07:12It should be half.
07:13Half.
07:14Because our show is informative.
07:15You have research.
07:16That's right.
07:17My research,
07:18we'll talk about that later.
07:21How do you maintain
07:23that you stay loyal?
07:29Of course, the time.
07:30The time together,
07:34it really makes the bond stronger.
07:38We have a lot of history.
07:39We have so much history.
07:40We've been through a lot.
07:43From having kids,
07:44from fights,
07:45from family.
07:48We stick together.
07:50We're like twins.
07:52We can't fight.
07:54We fight,
07:55but to fix it.
07:57Not to see who's going to be the winner.
08:02There's no right or wrong.
08:04That's right.
08:05But for us,
08:06we talk about it.
08:07Of course, there's anger inside,
08:09but we don't fight
08:12to separate.
08:14It's like that.
08:16But also,
08:17loyalty,
08:18in your mind,
08:19no matter what happens,
08:21you have to be committed.
08:23You know this is the one.
08:26You have to hold on.
08:28Even if there's no cheating,
08:30they still stick together.
08:33You make it work.
08:34For us,
08:36in our minds,
08:38we have to stick together.
08:39We're a team.
08:40We're solving it.
08:42We have three kids.
08:45Especially now,
08:46we have rockets.
08:47We're more bonded.
08:49We're more tied.
08:51You have to be proud of your partner.
08:53You should be proud.
08:55Relationships,
08:56it's a lot of work.
08:58It's a lot of work.
09:00And you work on it together.
09:02Nobody's going to give up.
09:03Because the moment one person gives up,
09:05it will crumble.
09:06Right?
09:07That's right.
09:08It's a lot.
09:09Don't think about it.
09:10It's on different levels.
09:11If you've been together for 3 years,
09:126 years,
09:1310 years,
09:15even 13 years,
09:16there are levels.
09:18So level 21.
09:19Imagine.
09:20I don't know what level we're at.
09:24You mentioned the kids.
09:25I'm curious, Mr. Vice Chair.
09:27What if Troy and Aubrey are in the mood?
09:30We thought Rocket was sleeping.
09:33Cody B is studying.
09:36You have to get super creative.
09:38It's the time.
09:40So they don't even know
09:41something is happening,
09:42even if they're around.
09:44But for us,
09:45what we also do,
09:46we try to make time
09:49like vacation time together,
09:51weekends together.
09:53You can do it
09:54as long as you're not noisy.
09:55Because the sounds.
09:57But it's hard.
09:59You know, you tried.
10:00If you have a baby at night,
10:01and he suddenly wakes up,
10:02it's your fault
10:03because you're noisy.
10:05Even if it's daytime,
10:06even if he's just playing,
10:08there are covers.
10:09That's it.
10:10It's the sounds.
10:12Yes.
10:13So our wives
10:17I don't approve.
10:19I don't approve.
10:20He doesn't like it.
10:21Why?
10:22He doesn't like it
10:23when something happens to Rocket.
10:24It depends on his age.
10:25If he's 10 years old,
10:26he doesn't like it.
10:27Of course.
10:28He's shy.
10:29So, Troy,
10:30Aubrey is an exhibitionist
10:31to the two of you.
10:32When he's not walking,
10:33he's like a kid.
10:35Only Rocket.
10:36Because he's a rocker.
10:37Sometimes.
10:38When you're laughing
10:39and nothing else,
10:40I'll get mad at you.
10:41That's too much.
10:42I'll call you,
10:43Aubrey, what's this?
10:45Your kids,
10:46hide it well.
10:47Yes.
10:49Go to the playroom.
10:50It's like we have a playroom.
10:53Where's our playroom?
10:54There's a playroom.
10:55Where's our playroom?
10:56There's no playroom in Valenzuela.