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Douglas (Ogie Alcasid) lets his sergeant friend stay temporarily and requests his help with disciplining his children, but will they be able to endure it?

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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.

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00:00One night, isang gabi
00:05I found a rock na sa isang tabi
00:09Kaya ayung laking buwa
00:12ng aking baby
00:16Hindi naman ito ng hitlad
00:19Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:23Sa surprise ang musim bang gulat
00:26Ay, robot!
00:27Ay, robot pala
00:30Ang aming brothel ay robot ni pala
00:33Ngunit, walang problema
00:37Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:40Ay, robot!
00:43Nabalitaan niyo na ba?
00:56Yung nga, si Chong Imeldo
01:16Bakit wala ako ngayon?
01:18Eh, break namin eh
01:19Break sa'kin
01:21Mabalik ako
01:23Chong Imeldo
01:25Si Imeldo pa po?
01:27Patay na, last week lang
01:28Huh? Bakit? Anong nangyari?
01:30Naihilang sa pantalon, patay
01:33Iba'y mong sabihin, naihilang sa pantalon na matay
01:35Paano nangyari yan?
01:36Binaril, nung may suot nung pantalon, naihihan niya
01:46Ay, Isa
01:48Pabayaan mo na yan
01:49Ako nang bahala dyan, malilate kayo ang dalawa
01:51Sige na
01:53Ah, Douglas
01:55Oh
01:56Kwan, dumating na pala yung bill ng telepono at ng kuryente
02:01Kaano?
02:02Ay, hindi ko naman alam, bad manners yan
02:05Hindi ako nagbabasa ng sulat ng may sulat, ano?
02:07Okay lang yung kuya para malaman mo yung due date
02:10Okay lang?
02:11Hmm
02:12It's okay
02:13No problem
02:14Kwan, o sige, yung telepono, ang bill ay nine hundred eight five
02:17At ang kuryente ay three thousand four hundred eighty two
02:19Tapos sumulat nga pala yung sa klase mo ng high school na si Lani
02:22Diyoda na siya, baka naman daw pwede kayo lumabas
02:24Sabi ko ayaw mo, pero pumayag naman ako
02:28Hindi mo sinisilip yung sulat ko, ano?
02:30Hindi, at tinapat ko lang sa bumbilya
02:33Ah
02:35Hmm
02:36Oy, kayong dalawa dyan
02:38Ha?
02:40Nagsasayaw ba kayo ng tsa-tsa?
02:41Ba't atras abante kayo dyan?
02:44Ah, alam ko na
02:47Hmm
02:48Ayaw niyong ipakita yung mga card niya, ano?
02:51Ako?
02:52Hmm
02:53Haber?
02:55Haber?
02:59Ipintahan ko nga itong card niya
03:05Puro palakula
03:09Puro Jaworski
03:12E talaga naman nakakahiya itong cards niyo
03:14Nasasaba ng mga grade niyo
03:16Tatay naman niyo
03:18Tatay naman niyo
03:20Oy, magaling ako
03:21Gano'n
03:23Bakit tatay?
03:24Eh, paano yung mga kapatid mo
03:26ang sasaba ng mga grades?
03:28Huwag kang mag-alala tatay, madali lang yan
03:34Magpiprint ako ng cards nila ate
03:36na mataas ang grades
03:38Naku, naku, naku, naku
03:39San?
03:40Huwag mong gagawin niya, masama yan
03:42Kailangan ginegrade sila ng mga teacher nila
03:44ayon sa kanilang gusay sa pag-aaral
03:46Hindi yung ganyan
03:48Bakit tatay, ang ibig mong sabihin
03:51hindi magaling sila ate?
03:53Oy, magaling ako ah
03:55Gano'n
03:56Mahay, anong lakas tang depensa nyo
03:58kung ganito ang ebidensya, oy
04:01Tama
04:02Tama si Kuya Clinton
04:04Actually, alam mo
04:05Tama kayo eh
04:07Magaling nga kayo
04:08Kaya lang, masyado kayo nagpapabaya
04:11Ha?
04:12Kung ako nag-uutos sa inyo, anong ginagawan ninyo?
04:15Nagka-telepono kayo
04:17Nagbibidyo games
04:18Nagchat-chat
04:19Nagte-text
04:21Kung anong-anong ginagawan ninyo
04:23hindi ninyo ginagawa, inuutos ko
04:25Wala kayong disiplina
04:27Ha?
04:28Disiplina baka mo
04:30Hoy
04:31Ako eksperto dyan
04:33Tito
04:34Tito
04:35Tito
04:36Uncle Tito
04:38Tito
04:40Rum na ako, hindi na tintoy ang pangalan ko
04:42You should address me as
04:44Sergeant Restituto Dilimon
04:46Ang haba
04:47Okay?
04:48Ang haba naman
04:49Mahaba ba?
04:51E di
04:52Sergeant Tintoy
04:55Nak
04:56Kung sakasakali man at may mangyari sa akin
05:00Malayo naman, ha?
05:02Wag na wag mong bubuksan
05:04ang kahadiyeron natin
05:09Ha? Ma?
05:11Di ba wala naman tayong kahadiyero?
05:16Kaya nga
05:17Kaya nga
05:18Wala tayong kahadiyero, kaya wala kang bubuksan
05:21Kung may kahadiyero tayo, may bubuksan ka
05:25Alam mo, ana
05:27Sometimes I think about it
05:30Puro beauty lang ang namanan mo sa akin
05:33Ha? Puro beauty lang
05:35Ha? That's what I think
05:37Nothing the less
05:38Morning! Gandaw maging na!
05:40Hi!
05:41Thank you for the invitation!
05:43I've missed you guys so much!
05:45Hi!
05:47Ah, lako
05:48Ano ba naman itong parlor equipment nyo?
05:51Papangit!
05:52Ang luma!
05:53Kanino yun pa pinagbibili yung mga yan?
05:57Sa'yo kaya?
05:59Sa aking ba?
06:00Eh, kasi naman sobrang luma na
06:02Ano, tuno mo na
06:03Hindi ko na ma-recognize na sa'ko nyo pala binili
06:05So ngayon, time yun na para bumiliin itong bagong parlor equipment ko
06:09Bagong-bago to
06:10Wala pa sa inyong palakunang iaalo
06:13Ito!
06:14Ta-da!
06:16Ayan!
06:17Ito ang hair streamer entertainment system
06:22Eh, ba't sa naman yan?
06:24Ah, ito ganito lang to
06:26Bilahin mo itong wire na to
06:27Ilagay mo yun dito
06:29Chu!
06:30Ayan!
06:31Tapos ayan, ganyan
06:32Lagay mo lang yun dyan
06:33Tapos, pwede mo na pakinggan mga latest music
06:38Mga iba't-iba kasing showbiz chika
06:40At mga kwela-kwelan joke
06:42At syempre pa, of course
06:45Pwede sya maging video chat
06:47Basta ilagay mo lang itong microphone na to dito
06:50Ayan!
06:51Pwede na sya mag-sing-along!
06:55Maganda!
06:57Makaano naman yan?
06:58Php 5,000 lang pagkasama itong mic
07:00Eh, kung hindi kasama ang mic?
07:02Php 500
07:03Oo, yung box na lang
07:05Itong mic, hindi mo kukunin?
07:07Isaksak mo dyan sa bibig mo
07:09Sobrang mahal!
07:11Ang mahal-mahal niyan!
07:20Bayo na hilaw!
07:22Nandya ba si Katrina, my love ko?
07:24Ay, ako, Kuya Belong, humanize!
07:26Pero ano, masarap yung merenta kayo, mga gusto mo kumortay
07:28Ah, luto ba ni Katrina yan?
07:30Ah, syempre naman, Kuya Belong!
07:31Ah, sige, sige, bigyan mo ko dyan
07:33Masarap yan!
07:36Sige, i-prepare mo na lahat
07:37Ay, merienda!
07:38Masarap yan!
07:40Ito, akin malaking
07:41Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
07:43Daga!
07:44Ang bibiris din naman ang tingan niyan!
07:46Ha?
07:47Wala sa kontrata yan!
07:48Oo!
07:49No free merienda!
07:50Wala sa kontrata yan!
07:51Kaya huwag kayong ihingi!
07:52Ang bira naman, uy!
07:53Magpa-pension tayo, ha!
07:54Hoy!
07:55Pagnagtatrabaho,
07:56Trabahadur ko lang kayo!
07:58Ibig mo sabihin,
08:00hindi tayo magpinsang ngayon?
08:02Oo nga!
08:03Mamaya pa,
08:04after office hours!
08:06Hi, guys!
08:08Hi, Katrina!
08:09Alam mo,
08:10nabubusog ako tuwing nakikita talaga kita
08:12Ang sarap ng luto mo, eh!
08:15Uy, alam niyo ba?
08:16Nakita akong bisita dun kina Douglas
08:18Sundalo, eh!
08:19Kanda ng katawan,
08:20ang ganda ng tindig
08:21Walang katsan-tsan
08:22Yun ang tipo kung lalaki mo ng tsan
08:25Ganun ba?
08:27Mga ensang,
08:28sa inyo na ito,
08:29busog na ako, eh!
08:30Baka lumaki pa,
08:31tiyang good job!
08:32Salamat!
08:33Tsan!
08:34Tsan!
08:35Tsan!
08:37Problema?
08:39Okay lang ako, mga ensang!
08:40Thank you sa pag-aalala!
08:42Hindi mo yung naaalala namin, eh!
08:44Pero yung merienda mo,
08:45kirahin namin,
08:46hindi pa bayad, eh!
08:47Wala kami pera dito!
08:48Yun ang problema!
08:54Gusto nga pala, ano mo?
08:55Destino sa Mindanao?
08:56Okay, tsan!
08:57Mahirap!
08:58Napaka-hirap,
08:59kaya nagpa-arenar muna ako dito sa Manila, eh!
09:02Ah, ganun ba?
09:04Nga pala,
09:05Tintoy!
09:07Tintoy!
09:08Sergeant Tintoy!
09:09Ay, sorry, sorry!
09:10Nakakalimutan ko, eh!
09:11Sergeant Tintoy nga pala!
09:12Sergeant Tintoy!
09:14Dito ka na muna tumira!
09:16Para hindi mo magastus yung allowance mo!
09:19Oo nga!
09:20Oo kaya,
09:21imbis na magastus mo yung allowance mo sa iba,
09:23eh dito mo nalang gastusin sa amin!
09:25Oo, oo!
09:26Siyempre paano ka naman ganyan?
09:29Nga pala,
09:30maiba ako, Sergeant.
09:32Yung mga anak ko,
09:33baka pwede mo akong tulungan.
09:35Pula sa disiplina yung mga batang yan, eh!
09:37Oo nga, Sergeant,
09:38alam mo,
09:39ang mga kabataan ngayon,
09:40napaka-irresponsable na!
09:42Hindi lang mga kabataan ngayon,
09:44pati mga ibang tao dyan!
09:46Ah,
09:47si Sam?
09:48Ay, nako talagang si Sam,
09:49nako minsan talaga...
09:50Hindi si Sam, ikaw!
09:52Ako?
09:53Sandali ah,
09:54maiba lang ako.
09:55Sino ba tong Sam na to?
09:57Ah,
09:58yung...
09:59yung bata!
10:01Yung bata nakatayo dito eh,
10:02para robot!
10:05Para robot, eh!
10:06Hindi!
10:07Hindi mo nagsasalit ka eh!
10:09Paano?
10:10Sergeant, hindi robot yun!
10:11Matigas lang ang katakwaan!
10:13Matigas lang ba?
10:15Robot!
10:16Parang robot nang tatlo!
10:17Hindi, hindi!
10:19Ay, ganun lang yun,
10:20ganun lang yun.
10:22Actually,
10:23ako,
10:25kailangan ko rin ng disipline.
10:27Maganda yun,
10:28lahat kami dito,
10:29disiplinado.
10:31Kaso,
10:33pinsan medyo mahirap
10:34ang military discipline,
10:35kailan,
10:36baka hindi nyo kayanin.
10:37Ay, hindi, hindi!
10:38Sergeant,
10:39kakayanin namin!
10:40Kakayanin!
10:42Kesa naman,
10:43bumaba lalo yung grades
10:44nung anak ko.
10:45Tsaka yung iba dyan,
10:46sana,
10:47maging mas disiplinado,
10:48para naman makatulong
10:49dito sa bahay.
10:50Ay, yo!
10:53Pero, sige,
10:54papayag na rin ako
10:55magpa-disiplina sa inyo.
10:57Pues,
10:58okay.
10:59Good!
11:00That's it!
11:02Very good!
11:03Pero,
11:04maiba tayo,
11:05pinsan.
11:06Napaka ganda naman
11:07ang salamin mo.
11:08Ito siguro,
11:09bagay na bagay.
11:10It's absolutely
11:11beautiful!
11:12Ay, ganda!
11:14Ah!
11:15Ah!
11:16Ah!
11:17Ah!
11:18Ah!
11:19Ah!
11:20Ah!
11:21Salamin!
11:22Salamin!
11:24Ayaw mo?
11:25Ayaw mo ko!
11:26Ito, ito, ito.
11:27Ito na.
11:28Magsakapan.
11:29Ah,
11:30malabo pala ang bata mo.
11:31Sergeant?
11:32OOBS ba?
11:33Yes.
11:34That's what you ginawa mo.
11:35Give me five!
11:37Hindi.
11:39Hindi yan!
11:40Lumahan na yan!
11:41Give me five!
11:42Push-ups!
11:43Push-ups.
11:44Now!
11:45Eh,
11:46isang push-up
11:47na hindi ko kaya.
11:48Now, give me five push-ups.
11:50Ready?
11:51One.
11:53What is this?
11:55It's so cheap.
11:56It's only $1.50.
11:57I don't understand.
12:00Mommy!
12:02Mommy!
12:05Mommy!
12:06Why did you kill him?
12:08I was just testing him.
12:10I don't understand.
12:15How can you understand?
12:17It's written in Chinese.
12:20What do you mean, Mommy?
12:22You can't understand this?
12:23Am I Chinese?
12:26You mean, Chinese love?
12:28You can't read this?
12:29Yes.
12:31It's a waste. Let's just buy it from Betsy.
12:33You're so beautiful, my child.
12:41Hey, Benoy.
12:42Why is your face like that?
12:43It looks like you have a big problem.
12:46Do you want us to make you happy?
12:48Huh? Do you want us to make you happy?
12:50What kind of happiness?
12:51This is what you'll do.
12:53You'll sit here.
12:54You'll put your head here.
12:55Then, we'll open this.
12:57You'll hear sounds.
12:58You'll hear funny jokes.
13:01I don't want to.
13:03Don't you have a way to make this thing go away?
13:06You're so timing, Benoy.
13:09Here, this is new.
13:11It's a slimming pierce.
13:12We just got it from Betsy earlier.
13:13How much is it?
13:15Five hundred.
13:16Five hundred?
13:18It's so expensive.
13:19We just got it for that price.
13:21We'll give you five hundred for this.
13:25This is expensive.
13:26Benoy, we're not sure what the effect will be.
13:30Will there be a side effect?
13:33There will be only one side effect.
13:35And this is the result of my love for Katrina.
13:39Good luck.
13:42My child.
13:43Yes?
13:44You know what?
13:45I think...
13:46You know what I think?
13:48It's not just Benoy's problem.
13:54His brain is also a problem.
13:56That's right, Mommy.
14:15Hey!
14:16Stop that!
14:17You might have a career here.
14:18Go back to your classroom.
14:20We're not going to sleep.
14:22Sergeant, we're not going to sleep.
14:24It's so early in the morning and we're still sleeping.
14:27Don't worry, Army.
14:28We need to wake up early
14:30so we can fight for our country.
14:33That's right.
14:34Our discipline training has just started.
14:37That's right.
14:38Fall in!
14:39Fall in, fall in, fall in.
14:40Fall in!
14:41Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
14:42Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
14:45Okay.
14:46Fall in.
14:50Stomach in!
14:51Chest out!
14:53Stomach...
14:55Stomach in, chest out!
14:56I'll just wait here.
14:59Sorry.
15:01Always punctuate your sentence with Sir, Sergeant, Sir!
15:04Yes, Sir, Sergeant, Sir!
15:06Go!
15:09Ready, march!
15:10Ready, march!
15:12Following!
15:15Hup!
15:16Hup!
15:23Stop!
15:25Sir, Sergeant, Sir!
15:27What?
15:28The soldiers are hungry!
15:30The soldiers are hungry!
15:32You're just hungry?
15:33Okay, give me 10 push-ups!
15:35Now!
15:37What?
15:38Now!
15:39We're doing push-ups.
15:40Is that so?
15:41We're doing push-ups!
15:44We're doing push-ups!
15:50We're doing push-ups!
15:59Good, Soldier!
16:00You're not tired?
16:03Sir, Sergeant, Sir!
16:04Even if I'm like 5000,
16:06Sir, Sergeant, Sir!
16:08There!
16:09I really like to exercise.
16:12Can we eat?
16:13Who wants to eat?
16:14Yes, sir. Sergeant, sir.
16:15Drop! Give me ten push-ups now!
16:20Drop!
16:22Move left! Move left! Move left!
16:24One!
16:26Two!
16:28Three!
16:29Left!
16:30Left!
16:31Left!
16:32Left!
16:33Left!
16:34And...
16:35Hut!
16:37Soldiers!
16:39I want you to wear your uniforms tomorrow.
16:43Understand?
16:44Yes, sir, sergeant, sir!
16:47I want you to go home early.
16:49Yes, sir, sergeant, sir!
16:53At fifteen hundred hours.
16:55Okay?
16:56What's that, Rob?
16:57It's three in the afternoon.
16:59Ah, okay.
17:00I said exactly fifteen hundred hours, soldiers!
17:04Yes, sir, sergeant, sir!
17:06Attention!
17:07Halt!
17:08All right, you're dismissed!
17:17Hey, Isabel!
17:19Mika, what are you doing here?
17:21Hey, Eliza Bocobo!
17:23Is this where you live?
17:24Ah, yes.
17:25And what are you doing here?
17:27We have online games here.
17:29Oh?
17:30And we can chat. Come on.
17:32Really?
17:33It's still early.
17:34Wait a minute.
17:35Wait a minute.
17:37Duda, go ahead.
17:40I'm going to challenge you to a game.
17:42No, it's just for a moment.
17:44I'll just try.
17:45It's up to you.
17:48It's up to me.
17:50Let's go, let's go, let's go.
17:53Hey, Eliza, Eliza!
17:55Why aren't you coming in today?
17:57Huh?
17:58Because they're inviting me to chat.
18:02We're chatting.
18:03Chat?
18:04What kind of people are these?
18:05Why are they inviting these people?
18:07They're not even studying properly.
18:09They're teaching them how to skateboard.
18:11I don't like you guys.
18:12It's better if you go to school.
18:14Don't be like these crazy people.
18:19All right, I'm going in.
18:21Thank you, Jay.
18:23Goodbye.
18:24Hey, I'm sorry.
18:26All right, next time.
18:27I'm going in.
18:29All right, I don't like you.
18:31You guys are the three most beautiful girls I've ever seen on the internet.
18:34It's nice to chat with you.
18:37It's nice to chat with you.
18:38You'll make a lot of friends who are beautiful.
18:40Americans, and one more thing.
18:42It's really cheap.
18:43It's only 10 pesos per hour.
18:44Oh, really?
18:46I don't have money.
18:47Totong, Totong!
18:49Don't drink too much.
18:50You'll get drunk.
18:51Just pay for it.
18:53Don't drink too much.
18:54I'll pay for it.
18:55Don't drink too much.
18:56Don't drink too much.
18:57All right.
19:00All right.
19:05Goms.
19:07It's Insambeloy.
19:08He's not messing with us today.
19:10Yeah, I'm curious too.
19:13He's not making us mad either.
19:15He's not doing anything.
19:16Yeah, I'm curious too.
19:19And those stocks, he's not giving us a count.
19:23Yeah, I'm curious too.
19:26I have the same answer.
19:28Yes, I'm wondering too.
19:32Me too.
19:33Where?
19:34Where?
19:35Where?
19:36Nothing.
19:37Sleep.
19:38How is that?
19:39What are we going to eat?
19:40We don't have money here.
19:42It's easier.
19:44People sleep here.
19:45What's that?
19:46What's that?
19:47There's nothing there.
19:48Open it.
19:49Are you sure?
19:51Don't be noisy.
19:52You might wake up.
19:53Slowly.
19:54Slowly.
19:55Slowly.
19:57There.
19:58There's a lot.
20:04Don't be noisy.
20:05You might wake up.
20:08Douglas?
20:09Yes?
20:10My body is aching.
20:13Brother Clinton,
20:15that's how it is when you start.
20:17You'll get used to it.
20:19Don't you like that?
20:20We're slowly becoming disciplined.
20:26Huh?
20:27Huh?
20:29Sir.
20:30Sergeant.
20:31Sir.
20:32Do you want to continue your exercise here at home?
20:35I don't know.
20:39Douglas?
20:40Huh?
20:41This is hard.
20:42Take care of him.
20:44We're going to the Pobles.
20:46February the circle.
20:47Beat him up.
20:49Yes.
20:51What's that?
20:53That means,
20:54Sergeant,
20:55we're not going to exercise today, right?
20:58What do you mean?
20:59It's still going on.
21:00From now on,
21:02the platoon leader will join us.
21:04He'll do all the exercises.
21:06Sir.
21:07Sir, Sergeant.
21:08That's cheating.
21:09What are we going to fight?
21:10That's a robot.
21:11Brother.
21:13That's like a robot.
21:16What did you say, soldier?
21:17That's like a robot, Sergeant.
21:19Sir.
21:22What's that?
21:23What do you mean by eating soup?
21:25That's not right.
21:27Sit up straight.
21:28Straight up.
21:29There.
21:30Sit up straight.
21:32We call that
21:33square meal.
21:35Remember, square meal.
21:37First of all,
21:38you're going to get the soup.
21:40You're going to lift two spoons.
21:43About one foot away from the mouth.
21:45And you're going to bring it close to your mouth.
21:48Like that.
21:50Okay, try.
21:51One.
21:53Two.
21:54Three.
21:55Sir.
21:56Sir.
21:57That's too much, sir.
21:58What did you say, soldier?
22:01That's too much.
22:02You're teaching us.
22:04That's right.
22:05Do it.
22:06One.
22:07Two.
22:08Three.
22:10Like that.
22:11Wait.
22:12Wait.
22:13It hurts.
22:14What if a lot of people see us?
22:15I feel embarrassed.
22:16That's okay.
22:17You know what?
22:18It's better
22:19if you go home to the province
22:20instead of talking first
22:21instead of buying food.
22:23I'm really going home.
22:24Coffee.
22:25I thought it was coffee.
22:26What coffee?
22:27What do you mean coffee?
22:29You don't like coffee.
22:30If you're going to be like that,
22:31huh?
22:32Huh?
22:33Huh?
22:34Okay, okay.
22:36Cut.
22:37Hi.
22:38Hi, dog.
22:39Go inside.
22:40Go cook.
22:41Hi.
22:42Cut.
22:43My cousin, Sergeant Tintoy.
22:45Excuse me.
22:46I'm Army Sergeant Restituto De Limon.
22:49Sergeant for short.
22:50Hi, Sergeant.
22:51I'm Katrina.
22:53Hello, cut.
22:54She's the owner of this cafeteria
22:55and this refilling station.
22:58You're a businesswoman, cut.
23:01Not really.
23:02I'm sorry.
23:03I forgot about my cousin, Jay.
23:06How?
23:07Internet is more important
23:08than cooking in our store.
23:11That's okay.
23:12That's right.
23:13If it's a little out of place,
23:14discipline her.
23:15Yes.
23:16She's teaching us discipline.
23:18It's for the kids
23:19to improve in school.
23:21Really?
23:22That's right, Sergeant.
23:24So, cut.
23:25Discipline your people here.
23:27Especially this one.
23:29Especially this one.
23:35This one is sleeping
23:36and getting bigger.
23:38That's right.
23:40You're not like the other one.
23:42You're not chubby.
23:44That's right.
23:45Can I hold you?
23:48Sure.
23:50Wow!
23:53You're so strong.
23:54Really?
23:55Your abs are so big, Sergeant.
23:57I wish you had the same abs.
23:59You're so strong.
24:00My abs are the same.
24:02Really?
24:03There.
24:06You're strong too.
24:07Let me hold you.
24:09Press it.
24:11You're so strong.
24:12Yes.
24:13You're so chubby.
24:15Look up.
24:16I don't want to.
24:17I don't want to.
24:18I'm happy.
24:27Sergeant Tintoy is making
24:28it so hard for me.
24:31I can't finish
24:32the items in the cauldron.
24:36Sam!
24:37Sam, maybe
24:38you can think of a way
24:40so that
24:42I can finish this.
24:43Please.
24:44You can use
24:45heat projection
24:46to expel
24:47the chemical dirt
24:48from the metal.
24:50That's right.
24:52Please.
24:53Please do it.
24:54Please help me.
24:55But you need discipline.
24:56So you can't do it.
25:00Sam, come on.
25:02If Sergeant Tintoy
25:03catches me here
25:04and I haven't finished
25:05the cauldron,
25:06he'll be mad at me.
25:07He'll push me up again.
25:08I can't push up anymore.
25:09I'm so tired.
25:10I might die, Sam.
25:12And you wouldn't want
25:13your uncle Kringtong to die.
25:16Fine.
25:17But just one cauldron.
25:19Yes, just one.
25:20Please.
25:22Okay.
25:23Okay, go.
25:26Ouch!
25:27Ouch!
25:28Ouch!
25:29Ouch!
25:31It's so hot, Sam.
25:35No, it's not.
25:38It's not hot?
25:40Maybe it's getting colder.
25:42Thank you, Sam.
25:44I'm really going to die here.
25:46Ouch!
25:47Ouch!
25:49Soldier!
25:50Ouch!
25:51Did you get hurt?
25:52Sir!
25:53Sir, no, sir!
25:54I was just pushing
25:55the cauldron up in the air, sir.
25:58Good.
25:59Good job.
26:00Now, troops.
26:01Fall in.
26:04Up, up.
26:05Ready, ready.
26:06Fall in.
26:07It's exercise time.
26:09Okay, Private Sam.
26:10Do your job.
26:12Sir, yes, sir.
26:13Sir, no, sir.
26:19Ready.
26:22Listen.
26:27Give me 70 push-ups.
26:3170?
26:32That's an order.
26:3770.
26:39Start counting.
26:40One, sir.
26:41Two, sir.
26:43Three, sir.
26:45Ouch!
26:46Now, I'm going to teach you the duck walk.
26:48How do you do the duck walk?
26:50Do you know the duck walk?
26:51Sir, yes, sir.
26:52How do you do it?
26:55Not like that!
26:56Sir, how do you do the duck walk?
26:58That's a penguin.
26:59Oh, that's a penguin.
27:00How, sir?
27:01This is the duck walk.
27:02Put your hands here.
27:03Like this?
27:04Like this.
27:05Oh, like this, sir?
27:07Yes, like this.
27:08Sir, explain it well.
27:09We don't understand it.
27:10You'll understand it.
27:11You can walk backwards.
27:13I don't think I've ever seen a duck walk.
27:15Sir, can you explain it better?
27:17Are you fooling me?
27:18Sir, we don't understand it.
27:20Going up.
27:21Down.
27:22Duck walk.
27:24Walk.
27:25Duck walk.
27:27It hurts, Sergeant.
27:29Left, left, left, right, left.
27:33Synchronize, left.
27:41Attention!
27:42Resume reviewing.
27:48Sit up straight.
27:51Put your spoon up.
27:53One foot away from the mouth.
27:56One.
27:58That's an order.
27:59One.
28:00Uncle Ninong is not here.
28:02Let's rest.
28:04Okay.
28:07Dad.
28:08Yes?
28:09Dad, I can't take it anymore.
28:11We're tired.
28:12Can you wake Uncle up in Mindanao?
28:15Please?
28:17You, Dad,
28:18you'll report Uncle Tintoy to Kapo, right?
28:22Why don't we just move house?
28:26Oh, kids,
28:28it's just the beginning.
28:30You'll get used to your feelings.
28:32Me, I really like my feeling because
28:37we're always exercising.
28:40I'm exhausted.
28:43I can see that.
28:46Let's eat.
28:57Are you the barbers here?
28:59Cut my hair.
29:02Excuse me,
29:04barbers.
29:06Why?
29:07Do we look like men?
29:10Why not?
29:13Why?
29:14Didn't you read the sign outside?
29:17Beautiful mother.
29:20Who's the beautiful mother?
29:22It's us.
29:25It's us.
29:30Don't fool me.
29:32Just cut my hair.
29:38Mr. Handsome,
29:40you know,
29:41this is not a barber shop.
29:44This is a parlor.
29:46If you want,
29:47we can give you highlights
29:49or hair removal.
29:51If you want,
29:52we can give you scalp massage or body massage.
29:55And we have something new.
29:57Cheek to cheek massage.
30:01Are you crazy?
30:02Didn't you learn the word?
30:04Strong weapon.
30:07Don't fool me.
30:08Attention.
30:10Squat.
30:13You.
30:14Aren't you ashamed?
30:15You're a man.
30:18Go now.
30:19Aren't you ashamed of your father?
30:29Hey kids,
30:30I'm home.
30:33Don't you have a kiss?
30:34Kiss me.
30:37Why do you look like you don't want to do anything?
30:41You know,
30:42ever since I came here,
30:44I don't want to do anything.
30:46Ever since Angel Ninong came here,
30:49we've been disorganized.
30:51All of our movements are stopped.
30:53Our movements are numbered.
30:55You know,
30:56it's annoying.
30:58Yes, father.
30:59We can't play anymore.
31:03How come?
31:04Because he's so tired of his work.
31:08It's not fun anymore.
31:10Father, you know,
31:11let's just have a party.
31:13Party?
31:14How?
31:16Dancing lights.
31:22Music coming on.
31:36Hey!
31:40Hey guys,
31:41I want that look.
31:46Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
31:48Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
31:50Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
31:52Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
31:54Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
31:56What's going on here?
32:03Did you notice that there's sound and light?
32:07There's no sound and light.
32:09Nothing.
32:10Nothing?
32:11Nothing.
32:12Why are you still awake?
32:14It's night time.
32:15Back to your barracks.
32:17Sergeant Tinto,
32:18this is embarrassing.
32:19We're still kids.
32:20Douglas,
32:21didn't you say that
32:22you want your kids to be disciplined?
32:25Back to your barracks.
32:27Let's go.
32:28Yes, sir. Sergeant, sir.
32:29Sergeant, sir.
32:30Move it.
32:31Move it.
32:32Move it.
32:33Faster.
32:35700.
32:36You're still awake?
32:40Close the lights.
32:46Let's go.
32:51Douglas?
32:53Douglas?
32:55The door is locked, Douglas.
32:58Please open it.
33:00Soldier!
33:02You refuse to enter.
33:04There's a curfew of 200 hours.
33:06You can't enter.
33:08Sergeant,
33:09maybe you can...
33:10Order is an order, soldier!
33:13Sir, yes, sir.
33:15Go!
33:19Sit down.
33:21You might get sick.
33:46Sir!
33:59There are enemies!
34:00Fire in the hole!
34:03And they lived happily ever after.
34:07What a beautiful story, right?
34:08Yes.
34:11Come in.
34:15Yes.
34:17My child.
34:19Hi.
34:20Yes.
34:25Don't be angry.
34:28I forgot to tell you something.
34:34What is it?
34:36We had a quiz earlier, right?
34:38And you refused to join us.
34:41Uncle Ninong helped you, right?
34:45Yes.
34:47Ninong and I just reviewed it,
34:50then I fell asleep.
34:53I didn't join the quiz.
34:56Really?
34:59Me too, Dad.
35:00When I dream of Uncle Ninong,
35:04I'm afraid of him.
35:10Why is he so...
35:15Strict?
35:16He's too strict, right?
35:19You know, Dad,
35:20he's doing the wrong thing.
35:24You know,
35:26when he talks, he always shouts.
35:30And when he gives orders,
35:31it's like he's talking to a child.
35:34You know,
35:36instead of being kind,
35:38he's being mean.
35:41Dad, promise.
35:42Please.
35:43We'll do as you say.
35:46I'm the head of the family.
35:50How can we be like this, Dad?
35:54We're having a hard time.
36:08It's good that you're awake.
36:12Okay?
36:14Men, come on.
36:15Fall in.
36:16Now!
36:19Sir.
36:20Sergeant, sir.
36:21There's a little problem.
36:28Problem?
36:30What's your problem?
36:32Okay, tell me.
36:38You don't want to talk?
36:40You don't want to start?
36:42Okay.
36:44I'll remove my glasses
36:47so I can't see who's talking.
36:51There.
36:54I can't see anything.
36:55Okay, tell me.
36:56What's your problem?
37:01You still don't want to talk?
37:04Okay.
37:05I'll cover my eyes.
37:08There.
37:09Men.
37:11What's your problem?
37:22It's because,
37:24sir,
37:25sergeant, sir,
37:27you're giving us a hard time.
37:30We're just being nice to you.
37:33You're giving us a hard time.
37:37Thank you, Mike.
37:40Sir,
37:43it's like you made us soldiers
37:47and you forgot that we're relatives.
37:54You don't understand me.
37:55Douglas.
37:56Clinton.
37:59Sir, sergeant, sir.
38:01We thought you didn't know us.
38:06I thought so too.
38:08But that's not important anymore.
38:11Now,
38:12in this conversation,
38:13it's very clear.
38:16Do you want me to stop disciplining you?
38:18Then,
38:20go ahead.
38:21After everything I did to discipline you,
38:24I helped you,
38:25and this is what you'll get?
38:29Sir, it's not like that.
38:31No, it's okay.
38:33I understand.
38:35Thank you, brothers.
38:37Let's go.
38:44Ouch!
38:45Ouch!
38:50Uncle?
38:52Uncle Ninong?
38:53Hold on.
38:55Here's your drink.
38:59My drink?
39:07Take care,
39:08cousins.
39:11Hey, neighbors!
39:13Beloy is jumping!
39:15Beloy?
39:16Beloy is jumping!
39:17Is that true?
39:19Uncle Ninong!
39:21Uncle Ninong!
39:22Uncle Ninong!
39:24Uncle Ninong!
39:25Uncle Ninong!
39:26Uncle Ninong!
39:27Uncle Ninong!
39:28Don't do that!
39:30Beloy!
39:31Don't jump!
39:32It's dangerous!
39:34Uncle Ninong, what's Beloy's problem?
39:37Beloy?
39:38He keeps jumping!
39:40Didn't I tell you not to let him jump?
39:43Oh my gosh!
39:44Thank you, Beloy!
39:45Beloy, I was just joking.
39:46I'm sorry.
39:47I also like men who can jump.
39:50Is that so?
39:52Sergeant,
39:53maybe you can help us.
39:54You're used to this kind of situation, right?
39:57Not anymore.
39:59I'm the one who jumped,
40:00not you.
40:01Cousin,
40:02it's not like we don't appreciate
40:04what you taught us about discipline.
40:07It's just that
40:08I think you went too far.
40:11If we said something wrong
40:14and hurt your feelings,
40:17I'm sorry.
40:20Cousin,
40:22it's true.
40:23I'm not a sergeant.
40:25I'm just a private.
40:27I was ordered to be a sergeant.
40:30What?
40:32I don't think I can be promoted.
40:34So when you gave me a chance
40:36to be in charge,
40:37I gave you a power tip.
40:39Of course,
40:40I'm sorry, cousin.
40:41I didn't mean to.
40:43It's okay.
40:44Aww!
40:45Aww!
40:46Aww!
40:47Aww!
40:48Aww!
40:50Beloy.
40:51Hey!
40:52Beloy!
40:53Beloy!
40:55Wait.
40:56Come here.
40:57I know what to do
40:58in situations like this.
41:00How?
41:01How?
41:02These guys are crazy.
41:04I'll be quick.
41:07I know.
41:08I know what to do
41:09in situations like this.
41:11Quick.
41:12Doc,
41:13your teacher might get mad.
41:15She's not Korean.
41:16What should I do?
41:17She's really good.
41:20Wait, wait, wait.
41:21Sergeant,
41:22what are you going to do
41:23in the hangar?
41:24Are you going to get in the car
41:25and fly away?
41:26No, just watch.
41:27I know this.
41:28I know this person
41:29has a problem.
41:30Let's go, Doc.
41:32Ahh!
41:33Ahh!
41:34Ahh!
41:35Ahh!
41:36Ahh!
41:39Ahh!
41:43Ahhhh!
41:50Ahh!
41:51Ahh!
41:52Ahhhh!
41:54Ahh!
41:55Ay, babo!
41:59Ay, babo!
42:10Benoy, I'm sorry.
42:12I told you that I don't like men who are big.
42:15I was so surprised.
42:16No, I'm fine with Katrina.
42:19No problem.
42:20It's good that I had a drive to make my body look good.
42:24Why are you jumping?
42:26Oh, I'm not really jumping.
42:28I was just taking a break.
42:30I suddenly fell asleep.
42:31It started when Joy gave me this pill.
42:35Here.
42:36I became sleepy.
42:38Me?
42:39Betchay!
42:40Betchay!
42:41Yeah!
42:42Betchay!
42:43Hi!
42:44Come here.
42:45Come here.
42:46Come here.
42:47Huh?
42:48Why?
42:49Why didn't you tell me that the sleeping pills you sold were making you sleepy?
42:55Sleeping pills?
42:56I thought you ordered sleeping pills.
42:59Here are the sleeping pills.
43:01Here.
43:02Oh.
43:04Betchay!
43:05You have a toothache?
43:06Huh?
43:07Hey!
43:08What are you talking about?
43:10My teeth are whole.
43:12I don't have a toothache.
43:14Oh, is that so?
43:16Take off your bag!
43:19You stink!
43:20You stink!
43:25Dad, why do people need to be disciplined?
43:28They can do whatever they want.
43:32Discipline, it is the act.
43:34Dad?
43:35I'm sorry.
43:36I feel sorry for Sam.
43:39You know, Sam.
43:40There are people who are abusing their freedom.
43:45Those are the people who really need discipline.
43:48Unlike other kids, instead of studying, they just play.
43:52They just play around.
43:55Dad, didn't Ate Aisa promise us?
43:59Yes.
44:00And I promised you that I will be a valedictorian.
44:03Oh, you don't need to be a valedictorian anymore.
44:07What's important to me is that you study well,
44:11that you have good grades,
44:13that you can go to college,
44:15that you can get the course you want,
44:17and that you can finish it.
44:18We are very happy.
44:20Yeah?
44:22But dad, if discipline is good,
44:24why did Uncle Tintoy fight with you?
44:26Because Uncle Tintoy is too disciplined with us, right?
44:32It's like food, right?
44:35We, the elders,
44:37we need to eat food for our body to get healthy.
44:41If we eat too much,
44:45it's not good, right?
44:48There's a class tomorrow.
44:51Go to sleep.
44:52If you don't, I will ask for 1,000 push-ups.
44:55Dad!
44:57Okay, okay, just 300.
45:01Go to sleep.
45:03Go to sleep.
45:05Bye, dad.
45:06Love you.
45:08Are you two still up?
45:11Are you sleeping?
45:12Bye.
45:15What? Are you still going to sing?
45:17Yes.
45:18No, you can't not sing.
45:22Raise it a bit.
45:35Baby, it's time to sleep.
45:41It's time for us to rest.
45:48To you, my love,
45:55you are the dream
46:02of beautiful balloons,
46:08flowers in full bloom.
46:14Good night.
46:18Good night, baby.
46:19Bye.
46:47Bye.
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