Dr. Buddy (Janno Gibbs) grows frustrated as rumors spread in the barangay about his identity, with some thinking he might be gay. But when he’s around Vivian (Rufa Mae Quinto), his actions tell a different story.
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00:00♪ I don't, I don't, I don't want to go home ♪
00:04You're too young to be texting.
00:06Yeah, you're too young.
00:08Don't call me that.
00:09This is my style.
00:10You should style yourselves.
00:11Look at him.
00:12He's just writing whatever he wants.
00:14I'm looking for a way to become a capitalist.
00:17He's still in all-caps.
00:20He's so old-fashioned.
00:21Yeah, that's it.
00:22You're too young.
00:23He's confused.
00:24He's losing his mind.
00:25What's that?
00:26Ha-ha-ha!
00:27Ha-ha-ha!
00:28That's a big one.
00:31He's like a monster.
00:32What's happening?
00:33You're his back.
00:34Your back.
00:35It's big!
00:36It's big.
00:37Hi, Pong Pagong!
00:38I thought it was a pig.
00:39What's happening to you?
00:40It's because of my wife.
00:42She's complaining that my back is aching.
00:46She asked me to drink.
00:48If I drink, my back will get better.
00:51What happened?
00:52My back is swollen.
00:53But he's not here.
00:54He's not here.
00:55Here he is, swollen.
00:57You're such an idiot.
00:59No, I'm not.
01:03You know what? It's your fault.
01:05You're the one who makes people believe that if you're sick, you'll go to the doctor.
01:10Why?
01:11There are people who do alveoli.
01:13Why are you still answering?
01:15Don't be mad.
01:16I'm just telling the truth.
01:19You're not sick.
01:21This doctor here is the only one who can cure you.
01:25I'm just telling the truth.
01:27You shouldn't drink too much.
01:31It's just alveoli.
01:33You're insulting me.
01:35Wait, wait.
01:37You know what? I can do that too.
01:39I can cure spirits.
01:43I can do that too.
01:45I just need to remove it.
01:47There, I removed it.
01:49It moved.
01:51I moved it.
01:53We need to remove it.
01:55We need to remove the evil spirit.
01:57Get down.
01:59What are we doing here?
02:01It's hard for you to move.
02:03Don't worry. You won't feel anything.
02:05You won't feel anything here.
02:09Evil spirit!
02:11Get out of this woman's body!
02:17Get out of this woman's body!
02:19It's not painful anymore.
02:21This is better.
02:23This is more effective.
02:25This is better.
02:27Double it.
02:29Put your feet in.
02:31Where's the holy water?
02:33There.
02:35You won't feel anything.
02:37You won't feel anything.
02:39Holy water.
02:41That's not enough.
02:43That's not enough.
02:45This is better.
02:47That's better.
02:53You won't feel anything.
02:55You won't feel anything.
02:57You're all evil spirits.
02:59I believe in you.
03:01You're evil spirits.
03:03Evil spirits.
03:05Evil spirits.
03:17Ma'am.
03:19Ma'am.
03:21I'm so tense.
03:23Ma'am.
03:25I really think that a madman is going to come here.
03:27So, we have to make more locks on the door.
03:29Stop it.
03:31Stop it.
03:33That's not true.
03:35That's not true.
03:37Ma'am, let's put more locks on the door
03:39so that no madman will come here.
03:41Stop it.
03:43Stop it.
03:45You're so crazy.
03:47No madman will come here.
03:49There's a madman.
03:51My God.
03:53He's there and I'm so scared.
03:55Stop it.
03:57Stop it.
03:59Don't be crazy.
04:01Who's that?
04:05Doc Body.
04:07Look at him.
04:09He's just Doc Body.
04:15Uncle,
04:17Doc Body is not here.
04:21Of course.
04:23I'm just coming.
04:29Are you drunk?
04:33Are you drunk?
04:35Maybe,
04:37you went to the wrong place.
04:39My God.
04:41My God.
04:43I'm staying here, right?
04:45Why are we going to Nana Idang?
04:47What's wrong with you?
04:49What's happening?
04:51You're drunk, right?
04:53You drank wine, right?
04:55No.
04:57You're not staying here.
04:59Yes.
05:01You're so annoying.
05:05Don't you know me?
05:07I'm Body.
05:09What?
05:11Sir,
05:13do you want a mirror so you can see yourself?
05:15Here.
05:17I don't need a mirror.
05:19I can see myself.
05:21Look at me.
05:25It's different.
05:31It's different.
05:39Who did you put there?
05:41You put a picture there, right?
05:43Who did you put there?
05:45You put it there.
05:47It's different.
05:49It's not me.
05:51I'm beautiful there.
05:57Look at me.
05:59It's not me.
06:01Kids, let's eat.
06:03Go downstairs.
06:05I'm coming, Mom.
06:07Hurry up.
06:09Hi, Idang.
06:11What?
06:13For the most beautiful woman
06:15in the world.
06:17Stop it.
06:19You're making me cry.
06:23Look at this.
06:25Why are you making me cry?
06:27Look at Idang.
06:29Okay, okay.
06:31You know what?
06:33You're right.
06:35Let's eat together.
06:37Wait a minute.
06:39What are you talking about?
06:41You know my father.
06:43He died long time ago.
06:45This is Sweetheart.
06:47What's happening to you?
06:49Body, please.
06:51Wait a minute.
06:53What are you talking about?
06:55I'm not a body.
06:57I'm Jus Marius.
06:59What's happening to me?
07:01I don't understand.
07:03I don't understand.
07:05Why am I like this?
07:07What's this?
07:09I don't like this.
07:17Look at him.
07:19He's staring at me.
07:21He's making me cry.
07:23He's just making sure
07:25if you're a man or a woman.
07:27Look at him.
07:29He's making me cry.
07:31Budok.
07:33You're so annoying.
07:35Come here.
07:37Don't you feel ashamed of me?
07:39I don't have a boyfriend anymore.
07:41I'm not your artist anymore.
07:43Look at him.
07:45He's so pathetic.
07:47He's so eye to eye.
07:49You know what?
07:51Be careful with gays.
07:53What?
07:55Why?
07:57I'm a macho.
07:59What's wrong with gays?
08:01There's a gay
08:03who will kill you.
08:05What?
08:07Are you kidding me?
08:09Are you kidding me?
08:11Wait. Did you hear that?
08:13There's a gay who will kill you.
08:15Isn't that
08:17Doc Body?
08:19What?
08:21Doc Body?
08:23Doc Body isn't the only gay here.
08:25There are other gays here.
08:27Look at him.
08:29I don't have a boyfriend anymore.
08:31He's so pathetic.
08:33Hello.
08:57Idol.
08:59Idol.
09:01You're an idol.
09:03Idol.
09:05Are you ready?
09:07I'm ready.
09:09Let's go.
09:19Ouch!
09:21What's wrong with you?
09:23It hurts.
09:25I'm sorry.
09:27What are you doing here?
09:29What am I doing here?
09:31I live here.
09:33What's wrong with you?
09:35It's like you're dizzy.
09:37You don't live here, right?
09:39What's wrong with you?
09:41Are you still not convinced?
09:43What do I have to do?
09:45Do you want me to put makeup on you?
09:47No.
09:49I'll put your bra on your head.
09:51No.
09:53Ouch!
09:55Wait.
09:57I know.
09:59It's this.
10:01It will dry up
10:03the whole night.
10:05It will dry up
10:07the whole night.
10:09Forgive me.
10:11It's my fault.
10:13That's right.
10:15I know that.
10:17It smells good.
10:19It smells good.
10:21It smells good.
10:23It smells good.
10:25That's wrong.
10:27That's not Jano's song.
10:29It's Ogie's song.
10:31Are you Ogie?
10:33You're both wrong.
10:35It's from Masculados.
10:37It smells good.
10:39It smells good.
10:41It's my type.
10:43Masculados?
10:45Is that you?
10:47Yes.
10:49Tell me.
10:51You want to kill me.
10:53What's your name?
10:55Tell me.
10:57What do you see in your mind?
10:59Maybe you're mistaken.
11:01Maybe you're not gay.
11:03Maybe you're gay.
11:05I can't kill him.
11:07He owes me a lot.
11:09What?
11:11What's your name?
11:13Who?
11:15Who?
11:17Who's gay?
11:19Tell me.
11:21What's this?
11:23Gay?
11:25You!
11:27You're the gay who wants to kill me.
11:29You're gay!
11:31I'll slap you.
11:33I'm not gay.
11:35Do you want me to prove it to you?
11:37Okay.
11:39What?
11:41You're the gay who owes me a lot.
11:43What?
11:45Don't!
11:47Don't!
11:49You're not gay.
11:51Don't!
11:53You're not gay.
11:55You're macho.
11:57Don't do that in front of me.
11:59What's this?
12:01It's in front of me.
12:03Don't!
12:05This is colder.
12:07This is tougher.
12:09This is colder.
12:11Don't touch me.
12:13Don't!
12:15Don't!
12:17Don't!
12:19How are you, Doc?
12:21Your blood pressure seems normal.
12:23I can't breathe.
12:25I can't breathe.
12:27What's wrong with you?
12:29Doc!
12:31Doc, help me.
12:33I can't breathe.
12:35Let's take him to the hospital.
12:37Let's take him to the hospital.
12:39Let's take him to the hospital.
12:41Let's take him to the hospital.
12:43Me?
12:45What am I going to do?
12:47You should be a doctor.
12:49Am I being attacked?
12:51Stand up.
12:53I know what I'm going to do.
12:55Stand up.
12:59I can't do that.
13:01You're doing it wrong.
13:05Mouth to mouth.
13:07Mouth to mouth.
13:09Try it.
13:11Why did you hit me?
13:13I've seen it.
13:15I've seen it.
13:17You should do it.
13:19You should do it.
13:21You should do it.
13:23You should do it.
13:25Here.
13:29I did it wrong.
13:31I'm sorry.
13:33I'm sorry.
13:35You should do it.
13:37Let's try it.
13:39Stand up.
13:43I'm not a patient.
13:45I'm not a patient.
13:47Son.
13:49What's happening here?
13:51He's being attacked.
13:53I don't know what I'm going to do.
13:55You're moving away.
13:57Give him some air.
13:59This is what you should do.
14:01What?
14:03He's being attacked.
14:05This is what you should do.
14:09This is what you should do.
14:19Let's do it together.
14:21Let's do it together.
14:23What's that?
14:25Defense.
14:27Defense.
14:29Defense.
14:31This is not basketball.
14:33I can't do it.
14:35It's okay.
14:37Don't think too much about it.
14:39It hurts.
14:41It hurts.
14:43There.
14:45It's balanced.
14:47It's balanced.
14:49It would be better if he has ears.
14:51It's balanced.
14:53It's balanced.
14:55I'm just trying to calm you down.
14:57I'm just trying to calm you down.
14:59I'm just trying to calm you down.
15:01I'm wondering about these two.
15:03I'm wondering about these two.
15:05Magnaldo and Doc Buddy.
15:07Why are they playing with us?
15:09Why are they playing with us?
15:11Hello.
15:13Hello.
15:15I'm fine.
15:17I'm fine.
15:19I'm fine.
15:21I'm fine.
15:23I don't know how to dance.
15:25I don't know how to dance.
15:27Hey.
15:49It hurts.
15:51It hurts.
15:57I don't know how to parlor, but I won't embarrass you.
16:00You?
16:01Excuse me.
16:02I'm going to look for a D.I.
16:04Miss, that's a D.I.
16:05You won't be able to get a child.
16:07And you're a...
16:09NAPTALENA!
16:12I can smell it.
16:17Wow, that was fast.
16:18Wow, Mang Naldo.
16:19You learned fast.
16:21Yes, Mang Naldo.
16:22You learned fast.
16:23Wow.
16:24Relax.
16:25Wow, what is that?
16:26It's just an advertisement.
16:28It's not a complete word.
16:30It's just a text.
16:32Oh, I see.
16:34Here.
16:37Read it.
16:39It's a paragraph.
16:41Read it.
16:42Scroll it.
16:45Sir!
16:46Sir!
16:47Here's the medicine.
16:48Drink half of it.
16:49So your back will get better.
16:51You're so stingy.
16:52What if I get a cramp if I drink that?
16:55No, just drink it.
16:56Go on.
16:57You're so stubborn.
16:59Go on.
17:00Drink it.
17:01Are you sure this is it?
17:02Yes, Lily.
17:03Go on, drink it.
17:04Go on.
17:05What if I get a cramp?
17:08Why are you looking at me?
17:11Excuse me.
17:12You're not a type, right?
17:15This will get better.
17:16I assure you, this will get better.
17:19You're so stingy.
17:20You're so stingy.
17:21One more.
17:22One more.
17:23One more.
17:24One more.
17:27You're so stingy.
17:28You're so stingy.
17:29One more.
17:43Come here.
17:46What did you just say?
17:49That you can't get a cramp?
17:51Yes.
17:54Yes, of course.
18:22I'm not a cramp.
18:23Hey, you're not a cramp.
18:25Your son is a cramp.
18:30Success!
18:31Tony!
18:32My cramp is gone.
18:35Thanks!
18:36Thanks, God.
18:37Your cramp has moved.
18:39No, it's you, Tony.
18:43Do you see Doc Body?
18:45I need to talk to him.
18:48Why?
18:49Why do you need to talk to him?
18:53I'm looking for him.
18:55Why?
18:58Because I don't have anyone to go home with.
19:00Then I'll go home with you.
19:03I told you.
19:04I told you.
19:05That's why I don't like Mother Dang.
19:08She's a shookie.
19:09She doesn't want to give it to me.
19:11He's gay.
19:13He's gay.
19:14He's gay.
19:15He's gay.
19:16He wants to kill me.
19:18He wants to kill me.
19:19He wants to kill me!
19:22He wants to kill me!
19:24He wants to kill me!
19:26He wants to kill me!
19:29He wants to kill me!
19:31He wants to kill me!
19:37Wow!
19:38You're an all-around player!
19:40You're even a carpenter.
19:42You do everything?
19:44That's right, baby.
19:46I'll do anything for you.
19:51I'm having a hard time.
19:53Can you hold this for me?
19:55Hold what?
19:57Just hold it.
19:58Okay.
19:59And then?
20:00Stick it here.
20:02I'll hit you.
20:04I don't want to.
20:05I have a headache.
20:06Just trust me.
20:07Okay, do your best.
20:10One.
20:11Two.
20:12Three.
20:13Ouch!
20:14Ouch!
20:15I don't want to.
20:16You'll hurt my finger.
20:19I'll help you.
20:20I'll hold you.
20:23I don't want to.
20:24I'll hold you.
20:26I don't want to.
20:27Ouch!
20:28Stop right there.
20:30I'll do this.
20:31You do that.
20:32Why don't you want me to hold you?
20:33Who's holding you right now?
20:36No one.
20:37Maybe it's that English guy.
20:40Stop right there.
20:42Hold this for me.
20:43I don't want to.
20:44Just hold it.
20:45Hold on.
20:46Why?
20:47If you don't mind,
20:48can you clean my bathroom?
20:50Maybe you can help me.
20:52What are you doing here?
20:56Why are you here?
21:01Why is she here?
21:02Nothing.
21:03She's going to compile all the things
21:05that I need her to do.
21:07The bathroom, right?
21:09And this chair for her.
21:14What's this?
21:15A folk dance?
21:19Can I do that?
21:21I can do that.
21:22Call someone else.
21:23I can do that.
21:24I'll do it.
21:25Don't steal my paper.
21:27No.
21:28I'll do it.
21:29I'll do it.
21:30I'll do it.
21:31I can do that.
21:32I'll do it.
21:33What's that?
21:37Look at that.
21:40Give it to her.
21:42Can you do that?
21:43I can do that.
21:44Give it to her.
21:46Where is it?
21:47Here?
21:48Here?
21:49There.
21:50Here.
21:51Oh, it's loose.
21:52That's why.
21:57What's that?
21:58Why did you break it?
22:01Are you going to fix it?
22:03Yes.
22:05I don't understand.
22:06I thought you're going to break it.
22:08I thought you're going to throw it away.
22:10It's old.
22:11Wait.
22:12What should we do?
22:13That's my favorite.
22:14No.
22:15We can make use of it.
22:17Let's be friends.
22:19Let's make a bonfire.
22:21Let's use it as a bed.
22:23This looks good on the mountain.
22:25It looks like a human mountain.
22:31He's the one.
22:32He's the one who's going to do this to you.
22:35He's the one who's going to do this to us.
22:53Let's go.
22:54I can't count anymore.
22:56I can't count anymore.
22:58Why?
23:00Let's make a bonfire.
23:04Wait.
23:05Wait.
23:06Wait.
23:07Wait.
23:08Wait.
23:09Wait.
23:10Wait.
23:11Wait.
23:12Wait.
23:25What are you doing?
23:28Why are you fighting?
23:30We're just passing time.
23:32Don't explain.
23:33That's not good.
23:35It's bad manners to fight.
23:38We're just passing time.
23:39We need to make a bonfire.
23:41We need to make a bonfire.
23:44Like this.
23:46He's Calvin.
23:49He has big eyes.
23:50He's Calvin.
23:51Calvin?
23:52Yes.
23:53Is he your boyfriend?
23:54Boyfriend?
23:55Boyfriend?
23:56Wait a minute.
23:57What?
23:58What do you mean?
24:00Is he your boyfriend?
24:01I thought you loved Miong.
24:02And now you're going to marry him.
24:04It looks like it's true.
24:07You're just jealous.
24:09No one is courting you anymore.
24:14You think I'm a troll?
24:15Troll?
24:16Troll?
24:17You think I'm a troll?
24:18Troll?
24:19Look at Jeramal.
24:23Is this what I heard?
24:24You're getting married?
24:25Yes.
24:26Is this what I heard?
24:27Is this what I heard?
24:30What is this?
24:32You're talking too much.
24:37This is not true.
24:38Calvin is just Calvin.
24:43He's going to teach us ballroom dancing.
24:47Ballroom dancing?
24:48Ballroom?
24:49Ballroom?
24:50I'm just kidding.
24:53I don't want to be your partner.
24:55You're not even going to ask me.
24:58I'm really good at ballroom dancing.
25:01Wait a minute.
25:03I think you're getting fat.
25:06Don't waste it.
25:10Bibian, why ballroom dancing?
25:12Yes.
25:13What about us kids?
25:15Yes.
25:17That's dance hall.
25:19Ballroom.
25:21That's street party.
25:46La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
26:16La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa
26:24Wooooohooooo
26:31Let's swing and dance
26:34Da Na Da Now
26:37Da Na Da Why지
26:45I think he's crazy.
26:47I think he's crazy.
26:49I think he's crazy.
26:51I think he's crazy.
26:53No, no, no.
26:55Viven is not crazy.
26:57He went to the injury list.
26:59It's better if we just give him a little.
27:01Yes!
27:03Because this is a special edition.
27:05He will be supporting
27:07with British accent.
27:09Yes!
27:11Go, go, go.
27:13All right, listen up, you bloody bollocks.
27:15All right, listen up, you bloody bollocks.
27:17You think you can cut it out quick
27:19with your British accent, man,
27:21but you're terribly mistaken, man.
27:23Choose life, choose a job, choose a career,
27:25choose a family, choose a big television,
27:27watch a movie in cars, compact displays,
27:29and electrical tin openers.
27:31Choose dirty words, imagine luggage.
27:33Choose a three-piece suite on high clutches.
27:35Ain't no freakin' payments.
27:37Choose DIY and what to do in freakin' Argo 71.
27:39Choose cinema, coach, watch it main time
27:41Use your phone, but not too many,
27:43and an investment of self-respect and support.
27:49Ball pit! Ball pit!
27:51Ball pit! Ball pit!
27:53Ball pit! Ball pit!
27:55Ball pit!
27:57Ball pit!
27:59Ball pit!
28:01Ball pit!
28:03Ball pit!
28:05Ball pit!
28:09All right kids,
28:11get up, get up,
28:13it's time for breakfast.
28:15You're going to be late for school!
28:17Come on, hurry up!
28:23Mom?
28:25Did you see my notebook?
28:27I think it's green or yellow.
28:29Yellow? Where did you put it?
28:31I put it here.
28:33I wonder where this kid put it.
28:35Oh, here it is!
28:37Where did you put it?
28:39I don't know.
28:41I don't know.
28:43And you,
28:45you didn't do anything.
28:47You didn't even turn on the TV.
28:49I don't know where you put it.
28:51My mom is so good.
28:55I'm going to sleep.
28:57Ouch!
29:01Gigi, you should eat too.
29:03Oh, it's all gone.
29:05You're so good.
29:07Wow, you're so happy today.
29:09Maybe because you had a good time
29:11with your food.
29:13Yes, and
29:15add my bonus.
29:17Me too.
29:19Okay, you're going to be late.
29:21Hurry up.
29:31I'm ready.
29:35Okay.
29:37Bonus?
29:39Let's go.
29:41I baked you
29:43a banana cake for you.
29:45I'm full.
29:47It's for you.
29:51You're welcome.
29:53Thank you, Pepper.
29:57Are you okay?
30:01Do you know him?
30:03He's our neighbor.
30:05Hello.
30:07I'm Pepper's friend.
30:09I know.
30:11You don't live here, right?
30:13I don't.
30:15I know.
30:17Huh?
30:19Someone is going to break your house.
30:21Huh?
30:23Is that true?
30:25Is that true?
30:27Yes, it's true.
30:29I didn't know.
30:31Why?
30:33When I woke up this morning,
30:35I felt something different.
30:37It's like
30:39I'm seeing things
30:41that are just happening.
30:43Really? Is it true?
30:45Oh, my gosh!
30:49Is that true?
30:51Yes, it's true.
30:53Oh, my God.
30:55It's like you're blaming your father.
30:57No, it's really happening.
30:59It shouldn't happen.
31:01I can't believe it.
31:03You know what, Mom?
31:05I know.
31:07You're going to be mad at your kids.
31:09Huh? Why?
31:11Because they left
31:13without saying goodbye.
31:15What?
31:17But...
31:19Oh, my God!
31:21They left without saying goodbye?
31:23Yes.
31:25Go find them. I'm going to eat.
31:29Ouch!
31:31Ouch!
31:33Does it hurt?
31:35My head hurts so much.
31:37That's what I'm telling you.
31:39You know that I'm a strict person.
31:41Lott Lott doesn't like it.
31:43She's so stubborn.
31:45What did you say?
31:47She's a D.I. or a boxer.
31:49Stop it. It hurts.
31:51I'll fix it.
31:53Stop it.
31:55I'll fix it.
31:57I'll fix it.
31:59Why are you so stubborn?
32:01I'm not.
32:03I'll fix it.
32:05I'll fix it.
32:07It hurts.
32:09I'll fix it.
32:11I'll fix it.
32:17What did you call me?
32:19Nothing.
32:21It hurts?
32:23I'll put it here.
32:25Is this your balacang?
32:27No.
32:29It hurts here.
32:33Ouch!
32:35It hurts here.
32:37It hurts in the beginning.
32:39It'll get worse later.
32:41Really?
32:43Everything is like that in the beginning.
32:45Ouch!
32:47Here.
32:49Ouch!
32:51It hurts.
32:53It hurts here.
32:55It hurts in the beginning.
32:57Of course.
32:59Sister?
33:01Sister?
33:03What are you doing?
33:07Pepe.
33:09It's not Pepe.
33:11It's pepper.
33:13It's not what you think.
33:15I'm just using it.
33:17It's her balacang.
33:19I have to fix it.
33:21Sister?
33:23What is it?
33:25I have so much for you.
33:27Because I'm so scared.
33:29Someone told me that there's a madman
33:31and he's going to come to our house.
33:33I'm so scared.
33:35Don't be excited.
33:37Don't be afraid of those things.
33:39Those madmen are crazy.
33:41It's not true.
33:43Maybe you're just being fooled
33:45by what he said.
33:47No, sister. I'm really scared.
33:49Don't be afraid.
33:51If a madman comes here,
33:53nothing will happen to you
33:55because I'll protect you.
33:57Why are you so macho all of a sudden?
33:59How are you going to protect yourself?
34:01You're bald.
34:03I'm going to pull his hair
34:05and I'm going to pinch him.
34:07Unless he's handsome.
34:09If he's a father,
34:11I'm going to do something to him.
34:13There's a kid.
34:15Oh, my bad words.
34:17Stop!
34:19What are you doing?
34:21Look at this.
34:23What are you doing?
34:25There's a snake.
34:27There's a snake.
34:29What are you doing?
34:31Look at me.
34:33There's a snake.
34:35I'm a doctor.
34:37I know what to do.
34:39What are you doing?
34:41He's bleeding holy water.
34:43Come here.
34:45What are you doing?
34:47What are you doing?
34:49He's bleeding.
34:51He's bleeding.
34:53What are you doing?
34:55He's bleeding.
34:57He's bleeding.
34:59Oh, my God.
35:01Oh, my God.
35:03Oh, my God.
35:07Do you want a mirror
35:09so that you can see yourself?
35:11I don't care about the mirror.
35:13I can see myself.
35:15Woo!
35:16Woo!
35:18Para sa pinakamagandang babae sa balat ng lupa.
35:45Woo!
36:03Woo!
36:05Woo!
36:06Woo!
36:08Yeah!
36:09Yeah, yeah!
36:10Yeah!
36:11Woo!
36:13Woo!
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41:05Mga kaibigan,
41:08ati na pong i-announce
41:11kung sino pong pinakamagaling na magka-partner
41:14na sumayaw pong ngayon sa ating ballroom dancing.
41:17Yes!
41:19Walang iba kundi si
41:23Nanay Edang at si Doc Buddy.
41:30Teka muna.
41:31Tayo? Tayo talawa?
41:32Oo.
41:33Tayo, di ba tayo magka-partner?
41:35Yo!
41:36Ayan.
41:37At nandiri na siya eh.
41:38Baka nawala na yung efekto ng gayuman binigay mo.
41:41Ito talaga lan.
41:42Kontrabide rito.
41:43Sobra.
41:44Wag mo namang ganyan ni si Edang.
41:46May magagalit na ako sa inyan.
41:48Hoy!
41:50Hoy!
41:52Galit ako sayo.
41:53Bakit naman?
41:55Hindi mo ba natatanda ng yong nangyayar kahina?
41:59Ako pa bang magpapa-sama nanguloob sayo?
42:06Tata naman eh. Ayos ng lahat.
42:09May wala ng problema.
42:11Iba?
42:12Okay!
42:15Okay.
42:17Is there anyone who's going to sing
42:20for Daddy D,
42:24for April Torentino,
42:26Kim Pideleon,
42:27or for Val Soto?
42:29That's tomorrow!
42:30Watch...
42:31Daquerino 2!
42:35Happy birthday to you!
42:41Happy birthday to you!
42:44Happy birthday to you!
42:49Happy birthday!
42:52Happy birthday!
42:56Happy birthday to you!
43:02Wave, bro!
43:03Wave, wave, wave!
43:06Woo!
43:10Okay, okay, guys!
43:11This is for you!
43:12And I just want you all to know that
43:15he's my new boyfriend.
43:18Huh?
43:19Huh?
43:20Why?
43:21He has milk in his mouth.
43:22I don't know his name.
43:24Boyfriend?
43:25Is he happy?
43:26Hey!
43:27What kind of father are you talking about?
43:28He's my father!
43:29Hey!
43:30Hey!
43:31Wait, wait!
43:32You!
43:33You're too hot!
43:34I'll kill you!
43:35You're too...
43:36You're too early!
43:37You're too hot!
43:38Cool down first, okay?
43:39Whoa!
43:40Whoa!
43:41All right, come on now!
43:42Everybody, now!
43:43Yo!
43:44Now!
43:45Yo!
43:46Yo!
43:47Come on!
43:48Yo, kids!
43:49Yo!
43:50Oh!
43:51Now!
43:52Do do toto!
43:53Hey, yo, Idol!
43:54Idol!
43:55Come on!
43:56Idol!
43:57Do do toto!
43:58Idol!
43:59Idol!
44:00Come on!
44:01Idol!
44:02Do do toto!
44:03Idol!
44:04Idol!
44:05Come on!
44:06Idol!
44:07Do do toto!
44:08Idol, idol, my idol is Cap, Aikina
44:12Yo, my idol is Cap, everyone's an idol
44:14He can fix any problem
44:17No matter how hard it is, he won't let it go
44:20He's a great man, and can he trust me?
44:24You can trust Cap, he's in charge
44:26He's good at everything
44:28My idol is Cap, he's the best
44:31Of course, it's Captain
44:33It's Captain, it's Captain
44:35You can always count on Captain
44:40Idol, idol, my idol is Cap
44:45Idol, idol, my idol is Cap
44:50Idol, idol, my idol is Cap
44:55Idol, idol, my idol is Cap
44:59You can't build a house without Cap
45:02You can't build a house without Cap
45:04You can't build a house without Cap
45:06You can't build a house without Cap
45:08You can't build a house without Cap
45:10You can't build a house without Cap
45:12You can't build a house without Cap
45:14You can't build a house without Cap
45:16You can't build a house without Cap
45:18You can't build a house without Cap
45:20You can't build a house without Cap
45:22You can't build a house without Cap
45:24You can't build a house without Cap
45:26You can't build a house without Cap
45:28You can't build a house without Cap
45:30You can't build a house without Cap
45:32You can't build a house without Cap
45:34You can't build a house without Cap
45:36You can't build a house without Cap
45:38I live here
45:41What?
45:43Sir, that's too much
45:45I don't live here
45:47Doc Buddy lives here
45:49Because he's a bading
45:52I'm a bading
45:55I'm a bading
45:57What's happening to you? Are you on drugs?
46:04I'm a drug queen but I don't do drugs.
46:08Did you forget? I was the one who pushed you earlier.
46:15Come on, I'll make you happy again.
46:17Come on.
46:18Sure.
46:19Get down.
46:20Sure, wait.
46:21I'll help you to get rid of the pain.
46:24It's just muscle.
46:25Use muscle control.
46:27Sir, I respect you as a person.
46:30Please don't do this to us.
46:32Please.
46:33Please.
46:34Don't do this.
46:35Did he kiss your body or what?
46:39No.
46:42I know it because I was the one who massaged you earlier.
46:47What?
46:48What's happening?
46:49I'm so confused already.
46:53We're the same.
46:56I'm so confused already.
47:05Sister.
47:06Sister.
47:07Sister.
47:08Sister.
47:09Sister.
47:10Sister.
47:11Sister.
47:12Sister.
47:13Sister.
47:14Sister.
47:15Sister.
47:18What's happening to us?
47:20Why are we doing this?
47:22I don't want to, Dad.
47:24It's so annoying.
47:25Why is this happening to us?
47:27I don't know.
47:29I don't like this.
47:30I don't like this.
47:31Look at me.
47:32I'm so old.
47:33And I used to be so calm.
47:36I used to be okay.
47:38But now, I'm like this.
47:40Stop it.
47:41You're the one who's complaining.
47:43I'm the one who's complaining.
47:45You're the one who's complaining.
47:47You're too much, Dad.
47:50On one hand,
47:52I'm fine.
47:53I feel better.
47:55I'm stronger.
47:56I haven't done this for a long time.
48:01This is nice.
48:03Idang is dead to me.
48:05Idang.
48:06Here I come, baby.
48:10But, Dad.
48:11Idang is so weak.
48:13He might collapse.
48:15You're right.
48:18I have a bigger problem.
48:20Why?
48:21What's your problem?
48:22Maybe Vivian doesn't like me anymore.
48:25Who told you that she likes you?
48:27You look like this.
48:29Nothing?
48:30I don't know about you.
48:32It's okay.
48:33As long as we can't find a solution
48:37to this problem,
48:40the two of us can solve it.
48:43Yes, Dad.
48:44Remember that.
48:45Yes, Dad.
48:47Okay.
48:48I'll continue.
48:49Take care.
48:50Did you forget anything?
48:52Nothing.
48:53Sorry, Dad.
48:55Take care.
48:57Mario Josef kissed a gay patron.
49:03Idiot.
49:05He's my dad.
49:07He's weird.
49:08He looks like he's begging.
49:10Right?
49:11Yes.
49:12He looks like he's begging.
49:14He's behind me.
49:15What's that?
49:18It's huge.
49:19Wait.
49:20Wait.
49:21How did you get that?
49:23I need to get something.
49:25If I don't have enough money,
49:27I can get that.
49:29How did you get that?
49:31I don't know.
49:33Don't mind him.
49:35Is this your friend, Gudo?
49:37He has ESP?
49:38Yes.
49:39He can see what's happening.
49:42Right?
49:43Gudo is his father's mother.
49:46That's how they were raised.
49:48Is that how they were raised?
49:49Yes.
49:50But they don't want to develop their level.
49:53Develop?
49:54Yes.
49:55That's why he left his father's place.
49:57Okay.
49:59I thought he was just smiling.
50:01I thought he had a crush on me.
50:03Why?
50:04It's depressing.
50:05Take care.
50:06You might be the first gay woman
50:09to be headlined by a real gay.
50:13Really?
50:14Yes.
50:15That's scary.
50:16Here she is.
50:17Hi, guys.
50:18Hello, Joel and Bryan.
50:20Hi.
50:21Why?
50:22Can I borrow a knife?
50:24No!
50:25Don't borrow a knife!
50:27This is the gay you want.
50:29Do you want to kill me?
50:33You're the one who wants to kill me.
50:35Why do you need a knife?
50:37She's going to kill me!
50:39She's going to kill me!
50:41Let's kill her first!
50:43She's a gay woman!
50:45She's a high class womanizer!
50:47She's a high class womanizer!
50:52You know what?
50:54You really look like Rinaldo.
50:56But he has a mustache.
50:58And he's macho.
51:00Right?
51:02Dr. Buddy is really macho.
51:06Yes.
51:07Idang.
51:08Yes.
51:09Don't forget.
51:11When it comes to ballroom dancing here in our barangay.
51:15Yes.
51:16We're the partners.
51:18Wait a minute.
51:20I already promised Rinaldo to your father.
51:22And one more thing.
51:23You didn't say that you don't like ballroom dancing because it's old-fashioned.
51:28Who told you that?
51:31You know when it comes to ballroom dancing.
51:34That's my specialty.
51:35What?
51:37What is that?
51:38Idang.
51:39You still smell good.
51:41What's wrong with you?
51:43I'm going to kick you.
51:44I'm really strong right now, Idang.
51:46Even if I don't wear a shirt.
51:48Idang.
51:49Don't do that to me, son.
51:51Idang.
51:52Let's go, baby.
51:54Stop it!
51:55Come on. Just one.
51:56Buddy.
51:57Stop it, Idang.
51:58I'm going to kick you.
51:59Come on, Idang.
52:00I'm going to kick you.
52:01You're going to regret this.
52:04You!
52:05You're the gay who wants to kill me.
52:08I know what I'm going to do, doctor.
52:10Ouch!
52:11Ouch!
52:12Ouch!
52:13Hey!
52:14Why are you doing that?