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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:03Congratulations!
00:09Following the last year,
00:10we had a lot of guests in 2024.
00:15Now, please show us the award.
00:17Did you see it?
00:20This is me.
00:21This is the award I received when I was ready to accept people.
00:26What?
00:27The M-1 Grand Prix for 3 years in a row.
00:32But last year, it was suddenly canceled.
00:36Now that his activities in the team have been canceled,
00:39what does Setsu wish for?
00:41I don't have many friends, but I have a few close friends.
00:44We often go out to eat.
00:46I also like alcohol.
00:48When I buy good alcohol,
00:50I want my friends to drink it.
00:54I'm good at cooking,
00:56so I cook rice at home.
01:00Do you even make ramen?
01:01Yes, I make ramen.
01:03Can you make ramen?
01:05Yes, I can.
01:06If I do it at home, there are no people around me,
01:09and I have alcohol and rice.
01:11And it's cheaper than eating out.
01:13So I want to invite my juniors to my house.
01:16But I think it's dirty.
01:19What do you mean?
01:20It's the worst.
01:22What does that feel like?
01:24No, it's my body.
01:26Your body is dirty?
01:27I walk around naked in the hallway right next to the bathroom.
01:33I can't do that in the living room of my house.
01:38So you feel like your juniors are lying on the toilet.
01:43That's how dirty it is.
01:45What kind of prejudice is that?
01:47If you don't want to invite them to your house,
01:49you're just like a comedian lying on the toilet.
01:51What about your seniors?
01:53It depends on the person.
01:54It's okay if they're pretty.
01:55Does that mean there are people who don't want to invite them?
01:58Tell me about it.
02:01Well, you two are like that.
02:03I don't want to invite them.
02:05I don't want to invite them.
02:07First of all, you ride a motorcycle.
02:09A lot of people ride motorcycles and sit on the ground.
02:12Kuro-chan is dirty.
02:14What do you mean dirty?
02:16I've seen your room on TV.
02:18I can't invite them on a business trip.
02:21Did you make it at your juniors' house?
02:23No, my juniors' house is dirty.
02:28The living room of my juniors' house is not a toilet.
02:31What do you think your juniors' house is?
02:33I've invited my juniors.
02:35I'm very close with INA of Einstein.
02:37I said, I'm sorry about the living room.
02:39I went to the living room and drank on the veranda.
02:41That's right.
02:43That's a possibility.
02:45Invite them to your house.
02:47What about you?
02:48I'm okay.
02:49I'm the same as MIZUTA.
02:51I can't invite them to my house.
02:53Invite them to your house?
02:54Yes.
02:55Who do you want to invite?
02:56No one.
02:58Can't you invite MIZUTA?
02:59I can't.
03:01Did you understand my feelings?
03:05I want to change it.
03:07Do you want to change it?
03:08I want to change it.
03:09Do you think this will change?
03:11I can't.
03:12We will go to your house.
03:14We will go to your house.
03:16Those two guys can go all the time to your house.
03:24I will promote us into a prostitute.
03:26Finish it.
03:27I am pedestal.
03:30Those two people will go to your house.
03:32We will go to your house.
03:34After that, those two guys will go to your house.
03:36They are not close to your house at all.
03:39The Kuchihide Brothers are about to go.
03:41Okay.
03:42Which one is this receipt?
03:47Give it back.
03:49Wait a minute.
03:50You don't have to give it back.
03:51You really hate it that much?
03:55Next is this.
03:56Food.
03:57Yes, this is me.
03:58Jumbo.
03:59Last year, he went through his own chaos and developed into a collaboration with a certain YouTube channel.
04:06What is this?
04:07Mr. Rainbow said that it was funny, so I made a joke.
04:10I said that I would forgive him if he said that.
04:13However, no matter how many times I said it, the result was that I didn't make a joke.
04:19He sent me an apology letter saying that's all.
04:22When you apologize, you say that's all.
04:25That's all.
04:28Originally.
04:29He's a funny guy, isn't he?
04:30That's not true.
04:33Mr. Dino, please don't say anything terrible.
04:35If Mr. Rainbow praises him, it's over.
04:39I just want him to apologize, but I don't have to do that.
04:43When I thought I was tired, I thought I had no choice but to run away to eat.
04:50When I go to a curry restaurant, I always decide to eat for 3,000 yen.
04:553,000 yen?
04:56Alone?
05:00I decided to release all my desire for curry.
05:04That's amazing.
05:05When I ordered this, I was so impressed by the foreign lady next to me.
05:12I wanted to eat sushi as a reward for myself.
05:15You want to eat something good.
05:16At that time, I ate sushi for 5,000 yen.
05:21Today, I ordered 10 pieces of medium fatty tuna and 10 pieces of scallops.
05:31That's good.
05:32When I got here, the rice was as big as a small rice ball.
05:39What do you mean?
05:41Everyone else was eating normal sushi, but I was the only one who was eating spam.
05:46The top of the spam was the size of a spam.
05:49I ordered 20 pieces of spam.
05:52This rice ball was 20 pieces.
05:54I said, I'm sorry.
05:57Is my rice ball the same size as everyone else's?
06:01I cried.
06:02Did you cry?
06:04A lot of things happened.
06:06Not only that.
06:07The size of the rice ball was the cause of my tears.
06:10There was also a person like the manager.
06:13I'm really sorry.
06:16I don't mean to offend my employees.
06:20I thought I would eat a lot.
06:23That's too much.
06:27I apologized to the YouTuber.
06:31I said I would forgive him if he apologized.
06:34The manager was honest with me.
06:39Then I said, I understand.
06:42I want to eat a normal size.
06:45Did you say that?
06:47I ordered a normal size.
06:51My heart ached.
06:54I ate 20 pieces of spam.
06:56I couldn't eat any more.
06:58I thought I could do something about it.
07:01You are a comedian.
07:04Stop it.
07:07I'm a comedian.
07:09I'm not a comedian.
07:11He is the only comedian.
07:13I feel sorry for him.
07:15Thank you very much.
07:20You are living as a comedian.
07:22I have become aware of being a comedian.
07:28This is also good.
07:30This is me.
07:32This is the evidence of my reflection.
07:35This is the receipt of my clothes.
07:39This is the report of my appearance in the 2000s.
07:42I think the public was surprised by my appearance.
07:46I think the public thought I was a naughty girl.
07:51Kago Ai is an idol who has disturbed the world.
07:58I went to a hair salon.
08:02I was 17 years old.
08:04Did you quit the hair salon?
08:06I'm still a Morning Musume member.
08:08Before Minimoni?
08:09After Minimoni.
08:11Last year, there was an article about overseas travel.
08:17It's true and false.
08:19Is that true?
08:21Is that true?
08:23That's a crime.
08:25That's not true.
08:27It's true and false.
08:29If it's true and false, it's a crime.
08:31I was surprised.
08:33I thought it was a declaration.
08:36It's a problem if it's used.
08:38I made a mistake.
08:40I thought I was making a mistake.
08:46I had a bad image.
08:49I lost my TV job for a year.
08:54I lost all my other jobs for a year.
08:58I said that I was blank for a year.
09:01It's like ONE PIECE.
09:04I went to eat with my friend.
09:08He said he wouldn't drink because he had a shoot the next day.
09:13I was supposed to be on that show.
09:16It was Daigo's show.
09:18Aiseki?
09:20You were on that show, right?
09:22I was on that show.
09:24I'm from Nara.
09:26Nara TV is celebrating its 50th anniversary.
09:31I was asked to be on the show as a special guest.
09:34I couldn't be on the show.
09:37I was supposed to wear that costume.
09:40Did you prepare that costume?
09:42Yes.
09:43You were just on the show.
09:47I'm serious.
09:49For example, there is a lot of garbage in the house.
09:52How do you throw away the cardboard?
09:55I put it in a cardboard box.
09:58I fold it and tie it.
10:02I put it in a cardboard box.
10:04That's normal for an apartment.
10:06I fold it and tie it.
10:08That's the rule.
10:09Why can't you praise me?
10:11Daigo, that's too much.
10:14You cut the cardboard and tie it.
10:18I put it in a cardboard box.
10:20You should be more serious.
10:22I thought you would praise me just because I'm alive.
10:25I put a lot of gasoline in the cardboard box.
10:32I put a lot of gasoline in the cardboard box.
10:34You don't have to praise me.
10:36You forgot to put gasoline in the cardboard box.
10:40I put a lot of gasoline in the cardboard box.
10:43What are you talking about?
10:45I don't know what you mean.
10:47If you forget to put gasoline in the cardboard box, you will be in trouble.
10:50You may be serious.
10:53But your armpits were sweet.
10:55My armpits were sweet.
10:58Don't say that.
11:00Why are your armpits sweet?
11:02My armpits were sweet.
11:05That's not good.
11:07That's not good.
11:09I give you this receipt.
11:13Thank you very much.
11:15This is the first meal.
11:18That's not good.
11:20I give you this receipt.
11:24I think it's important for you to work hard.
11:28Thank you very much.
11:29Please choose the next receipt.
11:33This is a lot of money.
11:34This is 190,000 yen in total.
11:36This is me.
11:38I wanted to look good in front of her.
11:42So I bought furniture.
11:44This is the first girlfriend in her life.
11:48This is KURITANI.
11:52However, the price is high.
11:56My private life is going well.
11:59But I can't do my job.
12:01I can't do all the manzai.
12:05I made all the manzai.
12:08That's right.
12:09I can't use all the manzai.
12:12I can't do manzai at all.
12:14I started a program called BOKUN KANMURI.
12:21It's a program with a sexy actress.
12:25I was offered a job.
12:27I was offered a job as a virgin.
12:31I didn't wait for the third time.
12:35I wanted you to be a virgin.
12:40I was offered a job as a virgin.
12:42I was told not to have sex without permission.
12:45Is there such a way to get angry?
12:47I have a lot of work and a lot of money.
12:50But I dated her.
12:53I moved to a good house so I could call her.
12:57That's a big house.
13:00That's a big living room.
13:02That's not a virgin's house.
13:04I didn't have a job, but I moved.
13:07I lost more money.
13:10I was dating her at a furniture store the other day.
13:15I didn't plan to buy anything.
13:19I was interviewed.
13:21I was asked what I was going to buy.
13:25I had to buy something here.
13:28This is also a job.
13:29I wanted to look good here.
13:31I wanted to look good here.
13:33I wanted to look good here.
13:35I wanted to look good here.
13:37I wanted to look good here.
13:41I bought 20 pieces of furniture that I didn't need.
13:47I have everything.
13:49I have a sofa, a TV, and a TV stand.
13:53I can't say I don't have money.
13:57I can't say my job is bad.
13:59I don't know what to do if we break up.
14:01Kuritani doesn't know Kuritani.
14:05The girl who likes Kuritani.
14:08You're not after money, are you?
14:15I think so.
14:17You're too small to be scared.
14:20You were about to cry.
14:23You have to believe in the girl who likes you.
14:29I don't want to lose her.
14:32She's my first girlfriend.
14:34If you keep doing this, you'll end up with a pencil sharpener.
14:38Don't call her that.
14:40She's my girlfriend.
14:42You're the worst.
14:44Why don't you say it?
14:46Why don't you say it?
14:48What's your position?
14:50You're like an old man.
14:53I'm looking forward to breaking up.
14:56You should say it.
14:58You might end up like me.
15:01You're the worst.
15:03She's different from you.
15:06I'm looking forward to the future.
15:09What's wrong with you?
15:14How long have you been dating her?
15:16About three months.
15:19I can't wait to propose to her every day.
15:22It's too early.
15:24I can't wait to propose to her.
15:26It's too early.
15:29I've been dating her for a year or two.
15:33I can't stop loving her.
15:35I call her every day for three hours.
15:38I can't stop loving her.
15:41It's only been three months.
15:43She's really cute.
15:46You have to show her that you're a different kind of entertainer.
15:52I bought this furniture.
15:55I don't know.
15:58I'm only interested in the furniture.
16:01This is 500 yen.
16:04This is me.
16:06This is the receipt of the bell of patience.
16:13The bell of patience?
16:15In August of last year, a video of a car accident was spread on social media.
16:20Fujita reflected on his easy-to-get-angry personality.
16:24What is the power of the bell of patience that calms Fujita's anger?
16:29I got angry last year.
16:32This is the bell of patience.
16:35There is a demon of patience enshrined in this house.
16:39I was healed when I heard the sound of the bell enshrined there.
16:43I was able to endure the anger.
16:45I thought it was because I was angry.
16:48I bought this to put up with it.
16:52I was driving a car the other day.
16:56I was driving on a one-way street.
16:58There was a car that had entered the opposite lane from the front.
17:03I made a mistake.
17:05I didn't know what the car in front of me was doing.
17:08The car behind me honked at me.
17:11I thought I was doing something.
17:14I thought it was different.
17:16I opened the window and did this.
17:19The car behind me honked many times.
17:22I thought it was noisy.
17:24The situation is the same as last time.
17:27The situation is the same as last time.
17:31I got angry this time.
17:34I didn't get angry this time.
17:37I thought I was angry.
17:40I put this on the key holder of my car.
17:43I heard the sound of the bell.
17:46I couldn't go.
17:48I have to explain this.
17:51If I get angry, I will be in the same situation as last time.
17:55I got off the car.
17:58I made a mistake on the one-way street.
18:01I told the driver to wait for me.
18:05The driver said,
18:07Is that so?
18:12I was very stressed.
18:14I wrote a novel.
18:16I wrote a novel.
18:21I told the driver to wait for me.
18:24The driver said,
18:27Is that so?
18:29I was surprised.
18:31I was surprised.
18:33I wrote a novel.
18:35There was nothing on that day.
18:38The bell rang.
18:40Every time the bell rang, I remembered that.
18:43I got angry.
18:45You can't do that.
18:47You can't do that.
18:50Thanks to the bell, I remembered that.
18:53Thanks to the bell, I remembered that.
18:56I was very stressed.
18:58I didn't want to be angry.
19:01I told the driver to buy me a new bell.
19:04If you listen to it, you will remember it.
19:06If it's not the same sound, you won't remember it.
19:08That's right.
19:09You should buy a new bell every time you get angry.
19:12I was waiting for the bell to ring.
19:15I didn't care if the bell rang.
19:17I didn't care if the bell rang.
19:19I didn't care if the bell rang.
19:21How about adding a bell every time?
19:24In the end, I didn't care.
19:27The recipient is SASHIMONO.
19:30Why?
19:31If I take this, I'll get angry again.
19:34If you listen to the bell, you won't remember it.
19:39Finally, you won't be angry.
19:42It's a bell from a shrine.
19:44I see.
19:45It's amazing.
19:47It looks like a monk.
19:49It looks like a monk in a jacket.
19:5353,000 yen.
19:55This is me.
19:57This is my receipt when I can't write novels anymore.
20:02What's that?
20:03It's not a useless jacket.
20:05I wrote a novel on March 19th.
20:09It's called KUROKOI.
20:12It's an advertisement.
20:14No, it's not an advertisement.
20:16Is it true that you wrote the obi yourself?
20:21I wrote 4 novels.
20:23I wrote 3 novels when I was dating Richie.
20:27I was dumped when I wrote the last one.
20:31I didn't have time.
20:33I had to write it somehow.
20:35I went to a cabaret.
20:37I went to a cabaret to refresh myself.
20:41I was able to refresh myself.
20:43I thought it was fun and I was able to refresh myself.
20:46When I got home, there was a crack.
20:49I was crying when I saw it.
20:51You were crying because you sold it to me.
20:54You didn't buy it.
20:56I was able to write a good novel.
20:59It's called KUROKOI.
21:01I wrote 4 novels.
21:05One of them is called YURERU.
21:08It's a love story between Akito, Naoki and Tomomi.
21:14It's interesting.
21:15I think it's a masterpiece.
21:17Please take a look at this.
21:21You can only marry a fan of HANSIN.
21:24There are so many choices.
21:27I think it's a lie.
21:29I'll give it back.
21:30If you want to watch the episode again,
21:32go to VIVA Lulu.
21:34Don't forget to subscribe to VIVA.
21:39I think it's a masterpiece.
21:41Please take a look at this.
21:43Because of me, I broke what I had.
21:47I was always chased by something.
21:49I couldn't say what I wanted or what I wanted.
21:53If I could say it earlier,
21:55this might not have happened.
21:59Why are you promoting your book?
22:03It's not like that.
22:05When I was thinking about it,
22:07I was asked if I wanted to publish a book.
22:09I had been dating RITZ for about a year.
22:12I wanted people to be unhappy because I was happy.
22:15I wanted to make all four books a bad end.
22:18At first,
22:20the first sentence of the story was too shocking.
22:25Because I'm happy,
22:27I wanted to make people unhappy.
22:30Isn't that easier?
22:32If I'm happy and people are happy,
22:35I'll compare which one is happier.
22:38If I'm happy and people are unhappy,
22:43I'll compare which one is happier.
22:46Don't drop it.
22:48It's okay.
22:50When the ring falls off,
22:52you'll have a will.
22:54I want to run away.
22:56Kuro-chan,
22:58Naigo-chan.
23:00No, no.
23:02I understand.
23:04You don't have to drop the receipt.
23:06Can I have a comment on the book?
23:09Even though I didn't read it?
23:11If you say it now, I'll turn it off.
23:13It's a fraud.
23:15It's a fraud.
23:17No, no, no.
23:19No, no, no.
23:21That's all for Naigo's entertainment.
23:23It's over.
23:24It's over?
23:25Then I'll go home.
23:27He's a professional entertainer.
23:29Then I'll go home.