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00:00A few hours later...
00:02Tonight...
00:03Where are you going, human?
00:04It was healthy. If you close your eyes in bad places...
00:06Close your eyes!
00:08He's thinking about how to be a pink fish tank that's overflowing with secrets.
00:13We've gotten too fat, and our hip joints have disappeared.
00:17Disappeared?
00:18How much do you weigh now?
00:19I'm 190kg.
00:20190kg?
00:22Don't say it like that!
00:23Don't say it like you did when Ochiai announced his annual report!
00:26Furthermore...
00:27Oh no!
00:29I don't care who it is!
00:30I'm sorry!
00:31I'm sorry!
00:32The white elderly's apology...
00:35To the blue doctor...
00:37Code Blue...
00:39It's a mensa.
00:40A blood donation?
00:41A blood donation?
00:44Episode 463
00:46The background...
00:47You're 190kg...
00:49The crane is 1000 years old...
00:51The pink fish tank's big plan...
00:545, 4, 3, 2...
00:57It was a tough day for Mr. Hasegawa.
01:00He was about to die.
01:02He shouldn't have died.
01:04He said,
01:05He said,
01:06He said,
01:08He said,
01:10He said,
01:12He said,
01:14He said,
01:16He said,
01:18He said,
01:20He said,
01:22When things weren't going well...
01:24The abuser he was...
01:26The abuser he was...
01:28Oh, that was a girl's manga?
01:30Pi pi pi pi pi pi...
01:36It's too fast!
01:37The abuser he was...
01:38The abuser he was...
01:41And the reactions he was getting...
01:44It's too strange.
01:46It's too fast!
01:47I don't care who it is!
01:48I don't care who it is!
01:49I'm sorry.
01:51What's going on?
01:53Something's happening!
01:55It's not okay!
01:57And so, the story ends with a smile.
02:01The studio is filled with a bad vibe.
02:05I saw that!
02:07Did you all see that?
02:09Yes, I did.
02:10What was that like as a doctor?
02:12It's called a medial nerve reflex.
02:14It's a bit embarrassing to say it out loud,
02:17but can I have a quick diagnosis?
02:21Maybe...
02:23You've never had it before, right?
02:25That's right.
02:27Do you get adrenaline rushes?
02:29Like the moment you pass out?
02:31When you have a medial nerve reflex,
02:33it's a reflex that reflects
02:36and causes you to pass out.
02:39That's pretty common, right?
02:41Well, in the bathroom...
02:42It's common?
02:43Of course it is!
02:44Are you worried?
02:45What are you afraid of?
02:46I'm worried.
02:47You're worried?
02:48Don't worry!
02:49I'm fine!
02:53You shouldn't worry about that!
02:56The audience will laugh at you!
02:59They'll laugh at me!
03:01I'm not worried about laughter.
03:03You want to laugh?
03:04Really?
03:05Laughter is good for your health.
03:07You're the type to make people worry.
03:09But I saw that on the internet.
03:11More people contacted me
03:13when I won the M1.
03:15Don't worry!
03:16I'm fine!
03:17I'm not worried.
03:18You don't have any side effects?
03:20No.
03:21What I'm most worried about
03:22is that my brain is clogged.
03:24That's what I'm most worried about.
03:26It's really clogged.
03:27It's clogged, isn't it?
03:28Also,
03:29I've been gaining weight a lot lately.
03:31That's true.
03:32I see.
03:33You've gained a lot of weight.
03:35You have a wife,
03:36and you have a family.
03:37Well, you can cook with this.
03:40If you increase that...
03:41Like vegetables and fish?
03:43You're going to climb the sky, aren't you?
03:45Husband and wife can push through the sky.
03:49That's what a husband is.
03:51Does that mean it's okay?
03:53You can't push through the sky.
03:55You said yes,
03:56but what do you mean?
03:57You said yes,
03:58but what do you mean?
04:01What do you mean?
04:02What do you mean?
04:03You can't push through the sky.
04:05That's how amazing your position is.
04:08Above the sky?
04:09Yes.
04:10Above the sky?
04:11You can't push through the sky.
04:12That's how amazing your position is.
04:13Above the sky?
04:15Yes.
04:16What are you talking about?
04:18It's difficult.
04:20I've never seen such a bad blond teacher.
04:25I've never seen such a bad blond teacher.
04:27I've never seen such a bad blond teacher.
04:28I've never seen such a bad blond teacher.
04:29I've never seen such a bad blond teacher.
04:30That's why you should work hard.
04:32You're going to be an entertainer, aren't you?
04:34You should work hard.
04:35You should transform your LINE account quickly.
04:39You're a famous entertainer.
04:40I told you so.
04:42I'm in a good mood.
04:43Are you watching DTD?
04:45I told you so.
04:49I told you so.
04:50I told you so.
04:52I told you so.
04:55I told you so.
04:58I told you so.
05:00I told you so.
05:01That's great.
05:03That's great.
05:04That's great.
05:05Takano said something about you.
05:08Today!
05:10What happened to Takano?
05:11He seems to be quiet.
05:12Who was that?
05:13Don't say anything about Takano!
05:15Please!
05:16I don't believe it!
05:17Let's go see it one more time.
05:18What?
05:19You should be the one who goes see it.
05:20What?
05:21You should go yourself!
05:22No!
05:23I'll go see it!
05:24No!
05:25I'll say it!
05:28The wind.
05:30The funny disease.
05:31The funny disease!
05:33I'm freaked out!
05:34It's stressful!
05:36Are you sure?
05:37I'm scared.
05:39I'm happy.
05:40If it doesn't work, I'll pay for Fuji TV.
05:42Why me?
05:43This is a slippery bocce.
05:45Really?
05:46We, Fuji TV, are in your care.
05:49If you make a slippery bocce, you won't be able to speak.
05:53You won't be able to speak.
05:55You'll be like this.
05:57You can do it.
05:58Do your best.
05:59You can do it.
06:00Are you okay?
06:01I'm worried.
06:02He's talking loud.
06:03He's talking loud.
06:04Are you okay?
06:05Are you stupid?
06:06He's eating a lot of sweets.
06:08This is bad.
06:09What is it?
06:10This is a deposit.
06:12Deposit?
06:13Deposit?
06:15Where's the money?
06:16Bring me my wallet.
06:18Bring me my wallet.
06:19Bring me my wallet.
06:20Bring me my wallet.
06:21You're going to pay for it?
06:22I'll make a slippery bocce.
06:24Really?
06:25I'll decide the price based on the income.
06:27By the way, how much is it now?
06:32If it's in Jinnai, it's 20,000 yen.
06:35If it's in Jinnai, it's 20,000 yen.
06:36Are you going to take 20,000 yen?
06:38I'll take 20,000 yen.
06:41I'll go from HITOMI.
06:43What do you think of Horiken?
06:45I think it's a big number.
06:47Is it a slippery bocce?
06:49It's a slippery bocce.
06:51The audience loves what you do.
06:55The audience is laughing.
06:57I'm the only one who's laughing.
06:59It's a slippery bocce.
07:00It's a slippery bocce.
07:01It's a slippery bocce.
07:02It's a slippery bocce.
07:03It's a slippery bocce.
07:05That slippery bocce is a great trick.
07:07That man is saying a slippery bocce again.
07:11He said a slippery bocce is a good trick.
07:14Don't say that.
07:16I'm just saying a slippery bocce is good.
07:18What are you talking about?
07:21Don'tレ an iOS newbie like me say it?
07:23You're like a old hag.
07:26He had a short slippery bocce like a young man.
07:32I'm
07:37not
07:42gonna
07:47do that.
07:52I'm not gonna
07:57I have a family, and Mr. Sanma has been lowering it for about 10 years.
08:02If Mr. Sanma lowers it, Mr. Higashiyo will also lower it.
08:05It seems to go down.
08:07Of course, we will also go down now.
08:09Of course, even if the population in that area goes down.
08:11Mr. Sanma will say that this is the only one.
08:14That's right.
08:16We can only get rice.
08:21Let's cook for the time being.
08:24We can't get rice.
08:29Today's guest factory entertainers are these people.
08:32Please come in.
08:41Please sit down.
08:44Is the chair okay?
08:47What is it?
08:48The chair is okay.
08:50How many kilograms is it now?
08:52190kg.
08:57Don't say it like when OCHIAI announced the annual report.
09:00165kg.
09:03OCHIAI HIROMITSU.
09:06It's like a strongman.
09:11If it's in the history of MAKUUCHI, it's in the top 5.
09:15It's heavy even for a strongman.
09:16190kg is hard.
09:18It's dangerous.
09:20Let's see if your knees are okay.
09:23My knees are healthy.
09:25Your knees move a lot.
09:28Can you move with this body?
09:32I can do KOSAKU DANCE.
09:35Can you do KOSAKU DANCE?
09:40I can't do this.
09:44You can't do that.
09:46This is 110kg.
09:49Don't say it like when OCHIAI announced the annual report.
09:52Don't say it like when OCHIAI announced the annual report.
09:55You can do a lot of exercise.
09:58You can do a lot of exercise.
10:00There is a claim.
10:02This is a claim from KATAMARI, SHIBA and TAKANO.
10:07Don't think there will always be parents and fat people.
10:11I see.
10:13Don't say it like money.
10:17What was that?
10:21Don't say it like money.
10:26Don't say it like money.
10:31Where did you go?
10:33I went there three years ago.
10:35How was it?
10:37It was healthy.
10:40I don't know when I will say goodbye to my parents.
10:45I don't know when I will say goodbye to my fat partner.
10:48I see.
10:50You are in the hospital now.
10:52I'm in the hospital now.
10:54I'm too fat.
10:57My hip joint has worn out.
10:59My hip joint has worn out.
11:01Your hip joint has worn out?
11:03You can't say that.
11:05You can't say that.
11:07You can't say that.
11:09I was healed by GOD HAND.
11:13I was healed by GOD HAND.
11:16I can't do that anymore.
11:19I can only have surgery.
11:21I had a hip joint surgery a week ago.
11:26I'm in the hospital now.
11:29I'm in the hospital now.
11:31I'm in the hospital now.
11:33I'm in the hospital now.
11:35The surgery was successful.
11:37The surgery was successful.
11:39I was fat.
11:41I have no problem with death.
11:43I can die without problems.
11:46I can die without any problem.
11:50The doctor thinks you are too fat.
11:53This is a picture of a mole in the hospital.
11:59This is a picture of a mole in the hospital.
12:03This is a picture of a mole in the hospital.
12:05When I was in Kagoshima, I was attacked by a mole.
12:10Shut up.
12:12Shut up.
12:14Mokura Tataki.
12:16Mokura Tataki.
12:18This is the real Mokura Tataki.
12:20This is not a funny game.
12:22Mokura is sleeping.
12:24I couldn't come to this recording today.
12:26Shut up, Mokura.
12:28I have a letter from Mokura.
12:30I'm glad.
12:32A letter from Mokura.
12:34This is convincing.
12:36This is long.
12:38This is long.
12:40He has nothing to do.
12:42This is not a 30-minute program.
12:44Why is there a copy?
12:46Why do you want the original?
12:48Why do you want the original?
12:50I want to keep the original.
12:52I want to keep the original.
12:54I want to keep the original.
12:56I want to keep the original.
12:58I can't eat good food.
13:00However, society and everyday life pass as usual.
13:02However, society and everyday life pass as usual.
13:04That's right.
13:09Mokura Suzuki was decimated in 37 days.
13:12Mokura Suzuki was decimated in 37 days.
13:14His body cried in the after-death spree.
13:16His body cried in the after-death spree.
13:18As a result,
13:20The letter the guy had to give up
13:22was delivered to his senior officer,
13:24Motsuru Himan.
13:26I've been,
13:28I've been,
13:30I've been,
13:32It's been a long time.
13:34I'm Suzuki Mokura.
13:36I have been unable to walk for many years due to an incurable disease.
13:41I had a surgery to insert artificial hip joints.
13:43I am in the hospital now.
13:45After the surgery, my body did not move at all.
13:48I was injected with drugs all over my body.
13:50I couldn't do anything.
13:51I could only look out the window.
13:55In this hell, I can't smoke a cigarette.
13:57He smokes a lot.
13:59I can't eat good food.
14:01However, society goes on as usual.
14:05He is a dead man.
14:09He is addicted to drugs.
14:11It's your fault.
14:14He is addicted to drugs because he is addicted to games.
14:15It's your fault.
14:17It's your fault.
14:19He is very healthy.
14:22He is a valuable person to everyone.
14:24He can still make it now.
14:26His name is SUZUKI MOGURA.
14:31Did you notice that MOGURA?
14:32It's too late to lose that MOGURA.
14:35I don't think MOGURA will change even if he recovers.
14:38He seems to have a hard time.
14:40Once he goes to the hospital, he realizes that he will lose weight.
14:45Once he goes to the hospital, he realizes that he will lose weight.
14:47He wants to gain weight again.
14:49When he gets fat, he wants to go to the hospital again.
14:52He is a selfish person.
14:55If you don't lose weight, your artificial hip joints will get worse.
14:59It's a consumable.
15:00If you inject it, you will become a president.
15:02If you get too fat, you will break if you sit like this.
15:08Is that possible?
15:10I don't think it's possible.
15:14MOGURA still has a long way to go to succeed in surgery.
15:21From now on, he will face the problem of losing weight.
15:29MOGURA has a problem with his private life.
15:32What kind of problem is it?
15:34He can't even get in a taxi with his friends.
15:38He can't get in a big taxi.
15:40I don't know about ordinary taxis.
15:42MOGURA's car is in the shape of a cylinder.
15:45I don't know that.
15:48The cylinder is in the shape of a taxi.
15:52I know that the cylinder is in the shape of a taxi.
15:55I don't know that.
15:58Is it a passenger car or an economy car?
16:00It's an economy car.
16:04The economy car can't get in the car.
16:09It's like a massage chair.
16:12It doesn't go up.
16:14So the butt doesn't go in.
16:16So I put my right hip in.
16:18I am moving with my throat in the shape of a tornado.
16:25Are you moving like a tornado?
16:27That's right, I've been moving my seatbelt all the time.
16:29When we were on the plane, when we got on the plane together,
16:32I said, excuse me, Mr. Shiei, and when I called him, he said,
16:34Oh, I got it, Mr. Shiei.
16:36It's like an oi seatbelt.
16:37There's an oi belt.
16:38It's like an oi belt.
16:40It doesn't close.
16:43At first, I was embarrassed, so I asked him to add a seatbelt.
16:47Please add a seatbelt.
16:49Add a seatbelt.
16:50Like a topping.
16:51But recently, the moment I met Mr. Shiei...
16:53And you haven't touched anything around here, have you?
16:56You can hit it, right?
16:57You can recline with the button.
17:00Yes, yes, yes.
17:01At that time, you can press the button with the cap of a PET bottle.
17:04Yes, you can press the button with the cap of a PET bottle.
17:08If you don't press it, your thighs will hit the side and you'll recline all the time.
17:13In this state...
17:15Mr. Shiei!
17:16Mr. Shiei!
17:17Mr. Shiei!
17:18Mr. Shiei!
17:19I didn't know.
17:20Your thighs are dented.
17:22It's not that dented.
17:24It's like an old man's thighs.
17:27He's got a lot of weight loss.
17:29I think it's hard to shoot.
17:32I've gained a lot of weight, too.
17:35He's about 100kg now.
17:37So, for example, if there's a penalty game where two people compete and the loser loses,
17:42there's a penalty game where you have to do a long, high-power zip line.
17:47It's quite a weight limit, so it's no good.
17:51Even though he lost the penalty game, he said it was impossible because of the weight limit.
17:55I don't know why, but I have to do it.
17:57You have to win.
17:58You have to win.
17:59There's a blood pressure limit, too.
18:01That's right.
18:02And you can't do that.
18:04Zip line.
18:05Zip line.
18:06Zip line.
18:07Tomoshige can't do the zip line.
18:09I went to the set with the two of us, and Tomoshige was the only one who couldn't do the zip line.
18:13He was the only one with legs.
18:16Who wants to see you pull a horse?
18:19I can't ride it.
18:21I'm sorry.
18:22I want to see it.
18:23I want to see it.
18:24Stop it.
18:26You're a claimant.
18:27I said it once.
18:28Let's fight.
18:29I'm sorry, Mr. Sano.
18:31Takano can't speak voluntarily.
18:33Stop it.
18:34He's a claimant, so he can't speak a word.
18:36I said it.
18:37I didn't say it.
18:38I said it.
18:39I said it once.
18:40I didn't say it.
18:41I said it.
18:42I said it to Oiver.
18:43I said it to Oiver.
18:45Next week.
18:46Next week, okay?
18:47I can't speak voluntarily.
18:49You said it.
18:50You said it.
18:51You guys say, wow, and I say, I said it.
18:54I said it once.
18:55I said it once.
18:56Say it.
18:57Say it.
18:58I said, wow, and you guys say, I said it.
19:01You didn't say it.
19:02You didn't say it when editing.
19:04Why?
19:05I only said one word, so you must use it.
19:07No.
19:08No.
19:09I can't.
19:10You must use it.
19:11Why?
19:12You only said one word.
19:13I said it.
19:14It's a warning.
19:15Say it.
19:16I don't know what you're talking about.
19:18Takano's speech was followed by a yellow light.
19:21The editing order was placed, and the night was over.
19:27Next to the changed monitor, there was a deep greeting.
19:32Now, it's closed.
19:34Huh? Huh?
19:35The monitor has changed.
19:36From today, these two...
19:38Yes, I'm Serious Muffin Chiba Ken.
19:41Nice to meet you.
19:42Serious Muffin Chiba Ken.
19:45A man full of energy!
19:48I'm Serious Muffin!
19:50Serious Muffin.
19:52Nice to meet you!
19:54Serious Muffin.
19:55It's the same as Tenko Morio.
19:56Serious Muffin.
19:58There are various things in it.
20:00It's original.
20:05Hey, let's go!
20:06Serious Muffin.
20:07Let's go.
20:08Serious Muffin, good luck!
20:10I'm Serious Muffin.
20:11I'm here to put out all the fire.
20:13I'm a savior.
20:14Cool.
20:15It's closed.
20:17Be careful!
20:21Be careful when you eat.
20:24The Ankake ramen here is very delicious.
20:26Let's eat while it's hot.
20:30Huh? You burned your mouth with Ankake ramen?
20:34What are you doing?
20:39I told you to be careful when you eat!
20:42Ankake ramen should be put on top of Shandong.
20:47It's hot!
20:49I'm hot, too!
20:51What are you doing?
20:53What are you doing?
20:55There are various things in it.
20:57There are various things in it.
20:59What is this?
21:01It's the origin of Heisei.
21:03It's the origin of Heisei.
21:05It's the origin of Heisei.
21:07It's the origin of Heisei.
21:10It's the origin of Heisei.
21:12Is this the best album?
21:13It's the origin of Heisei.
21:15What else is there?
21:17What are you doing?
21:26What are you doing?
21:28What are you doing?
21:30What are you doing?
21:40There you go.
21:50I'm not sure what you're talking about.
21:52You're so similar.
21:54Next!
21:56I'm so energetic, I'm going to release my energy!
22:01I'm a cheerful fisherman.
22:06Eeeii! Eeeii! Eeeii! Eeeii!
22:11Eeeii! Eeeii! Eeeii! Eeeii!
22:15I'm going to massage your heart!
22:20I'm humorous!
22:22Eeeii! Eeeii! Eeeii!
22:26You didn't say anything.
22:28I wanted you to say something, Sugi-chan.
22:31I'm sorry.
22:32You didn't say anything, Sugi-chan.
22:34I'm going to massage your heart!
22:36I'm going to be wild!
22:38I said I'm humorous.
22:40Everyone hasn't seen it yet.
22:42I haven't seen it yet.
22:44Can you do it?
22:46Next week!
22:48I'm going to be humorous!
22:50I'm going to do it wildly!
22:52Wildly!
22:54You're going to do it wildly?
22:56You're going to do it wildly?
22:58Why are you doing it like that?
23:00It's an ice bath.
23:04Why are you doing it wildly?
23:09I'm going to do it wildly.
23:11Ohhh!
23:13It's slow, it's slow.
23:15Just a little more!
23:17He can't sleep, he can't sleep.
23:21Hey, hey!
23:23Don't look this way!
23:25Why did you come this way?
23:27What will happen to me?
23:29The same face just appeared!
23:33Next time
23:35Hiori will come out and be like
23:37Ito-san, please don't say such a lonely thing!
23:41This, this, this, this!
23:43This, this, this, this!
23:45The program for the shachari tsukkomi has started.
23:48That was it?
23:50That was it?
23:52Furthermore...
23:53I think Iwakura-chan likes me.
23:56Eh?
23:57I was told by Ido-san and Iwakura-san to come to the living room.
24:00When we started dating,
24:02my brain was destroyed.
24:04That...
24:06It's been a while!
24:07This is a picture of me when I was in the hospital.
24:10It's been a while.
24:12Minogashi's stream is on T-Bird and FOD.
24:16Right now, it's 1-9-0.
24:19Take a break!
24:20Yes, we'll take a break!
24:24I've received the letter properly.
24:27It feels like the time has come
24:29for me to go from being weak to being fat.
24:31Is that how you perceive it?
24:33Is that how you perceive it?
24:35I think I'll survive until the end.
24:37I'm worried about my health.
24:38That's right.
24:39This time,
24:41you came to the clinic,
24:43so I thought you'd learn a lot.
24:46But I didn't get to hear
24:48a convincing story.
24:50That's right.
24:51It was like we were strangers.
24:53I wanted to hear a more grateful story from the doctor.
24:56That's right.
24:57Even though he's a doctor,
24:58he might be a little out of it.
24:59That's right.
25:00He's no good.
25:01I don't think the patient will stay silent forever.
25:02That's right.
25:03You have a loud voice.
25:04That's right.