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00:00Good evening, everyone. It is a good evening, indeed. Do you ever just sit and ask yourself,

00:10what is going on? What is going on? Because this is what I've been thinking about. What

00:16are celebrities doing, you might ask? Being insane. And what are we the people doing,

00:21you might ask? Talking about them being insane. What are they gonna do about it? They're gonna

00:27release a new product. I was in the mood to do a little investigating. I was in the

00:32mood to do a little detective work. I've been sleeplessly researching the most viral, the

00:38most controversial, the most chit-chattered about online celebrity products. Again. Again.

00:48It's a hole. It's a deep, dark hole, and once you fall into the hole, it's really hard to

00:51find your way out. I wanted to hit the core four. Makeup. Clothes. Three, two, zero. Zero,

01:02one. I gave her one for effort. You get one out of 30, Kai. It's really, really bad. I would send

01:08that straight to the Goodwill if it came to my house. Food. Wait, did it not say orange? You said

01:15orange. I feel so fucked up right now. Hair. If I went to prison and they wanted to thoroughly

01:25punish me, they would shove me in a small room and spray this all over the place. I wanted to

01:29go on a deep, dark journey to find out who is serving us bops and who is giving us absolute

01:35flops. It's a long journey. Here we go. Let's walk and talk. Where are we going? I'm allergic

01:49to whatever he's doing. I hate it so much. Do men think that women like that? We're going on

01:55a super secret undercover mission. Called my mom today and I was like, do you want to go to Target

02:00with me to get the Blake Lively hair products? And she was like, ugh, you don't want to be seen

02:04using that. And I was like, yeah, that's why we're going at night. We're racing in an hour

02:09before close. You don't want to be seen supporting Blake. Actually, I don't even know really what

02:14she did. Mom will tell you all about it. Well, I hate to get contoured. What do you got to say,

02:18sister? I just, I think it's really coming down to Ryan Randall's is a jerk. Oh my God,

02:27they have the Easter candy. Where's the Cadbury eggs? Oh, I don't know. Oh my God.

02:34Oh, we can't buy them. Well, screw Blake. Let's get these. We can only look at them. We can't

02:39buy them. They're 25% off. We just spent an hour in Pilates. Name? My name is Bella Hattie. Oh my

02:45God. We might get lucky. It might be on clearance. Blake and Ryan showed up at SNL Saturday Night

02:52Live 50 years and Ryan Randall's just stands up and said, Hey, I have a question. Oh,

02:58hi Ryan Randall. I think it was Amy Poehler says, how's it going? Great. Why? What did you hear?

03:06And Blake just went white. Like, like the ghost of her past life. Yeah. Feel my back hip right

03:15here. It's shaking. Do you feel it? Oh, I do. Oh my God. It's almost like when a baby kicks. Oh

03:20my God. I ate so much this week. I have a baby growing out of my ass. Don't say that.

03:26The kids are in bed. It's eight 30. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my God. It's sold out.

03:36What is Allison DeLaurentis doing on a Clariel root touch up? Fundamental strengthening shampoo.

03:43Wow. Oh my God. These are expensive. I heard today that Blake and Ryan are in Hawaii,

03:48but they said it's not vacation. It's more that they need time to regroup because they realized

03:56that things are getting out of hand. I'm going to try this, but it lasts a long time. No, I'm not.

04:02Oh, how is it possible that so many people have bought this that they don't even have?

04:06I'm just going to get the shampoo, the mask and this little wonder thing. And she's going to act

04:11like it's for me so that she's not embarrassed. No, I'm not going to act like it's for you. I'm

04:17loud and proud with my purchase. But then why am I here? I'm not purchasing it because I think it's

04:21going to be good. I'm purchasing it because the theme is controversial products. We're digging

04:26into the controversy. You got to get in the act. Okay. Mom's too nice for this. They said on the

04:32set that she had her own personal bodyguard and that the bodyguard would walk with her even from

04:38the set, just off the set. And people were instructed not to make eye contact with her.

04:44Can you imagine? Oh my God, Mom, you should become a drama channel. No, I shouldn't. And I shouldn't

04:50talk about it with you because I don't like when people do that. And here I am. I'm just telling

04:57you what I watched. She's just telling you what she allegedly heard. Allegedly. We're leaving the

05:05mothership with no conditioner. Bummer.

05:14The time has come. I was going to call her sneaky Blakey just because it rhymed, but I

05:18am here to review products, not people. On the roster this morning, we have the Fundamental

05:24Strengthening Shampoo, Sandalwood Vanille, not vanilla, vanilla strengthening mask.

05:33All in wonder, a little play on words, leave in powder and a dry shampoo, excruciatingly perfumey.

05:41I guess this is the shampoo. This is the conditioner. I thought it would go like this,

05:45but it goes like this. As I'm sure you can tell, I look like I just walked out of a grease monkey

05:49and I really need to get my oil changed. So in the least weird way possible, let's take a shower

05:56together. Step one, submerge. Nice and wet. It's definitely like a gel, not a creamy consistency.

06:10Sub-smear, it's definitely sub-smear. My hair feels really dry. Like it could

06:18snap off like a tree branch. This one definitely smells way better than the shampoo.

06:23And now we wait for three to five minutes. My internal clock is absolute shit. So I guess

06:29I'll just wait until I feel like it's settled. I can't more or less rinse. Refresh.

06:38Every time I whip my hair like that, I always think I'm going to look like an NFL cheerleader

06:42and I always, it's just, it doesn't have the same impact. Real dumb right now. Look at you,

06:46stupid. You're dumb. You're fucking dumb. Let's do a brush test.

06:54First impression, my hair is drier than the Sahara desert. We're in a drought up in here.

07:00I'm gonna let it air dry like 80% and then I'll get back to you whenever that may be.

07:06I'm either clearly very uninterested in this brand or I just simply can't read. I thought

07:10this was a wonder powder, but it's all in wonder leave-in potion. So it's a

07:16spray. Different scent. Bergamot woods. Soften, prime, define, detangle, defrizz, and fragrance.

07:23That's a lot of promises in a little bottle. Oh, is it sticky? Oh my god, it's making my hands

07:31sticky. It feels like hairspray from Sally Beauty's in 2008. Oh my god, am I just being a big fat

07:37hater? Or like, am I culturally impacted by things that I don't even know to be true subconsciously?

07:42Because I really did like the It Ends With Us movie. I watched it in the movie theater and

07:46I watched it on Netflix and I love Blake Lively's Mad Gala looks, so. A lot like her wonder potion,

07:53things are getting sticky-icky-icky. If we're looking at the positives, I do really think that

07:57the packaging is cute. You gotta give points where points are due. A full face of makeup and a few

08:01hours later, this is what we are left with. Fully air dried. I'll show you all my four corners. This

08:08is me from the front, from the left, from the right, and from the back. Yes, I have a little bald spot

08:14from when I cracked my head open and we're just gonna ignore it. I'm not sure if this is a common

08:18ritual among the fine hair people of the world, but I dry shampoo the day that I wash my hair

08:25because I feel like that's the only way my hair doesn't get greasy by the end of the day.

08:35I hate the smell. Whatever the fuck vanilla with an E is, I hate it. Add back in the A and give

08:42vanilla the justice that vanilla deserves. Oh my god, it's driving me crazy. This is not vanilla,

08:47this is Halo Top chemical. This is aspartame scent. If I went to prison and they wanted to

08:53thoroughly punish me, they would shove me in a small room and spray this all over the place. It's

08:57awful. It's awful. Yuck. Sorry about my little meltdown. Final thoughts and reviews. I'm going

09:03to keep it short, sweet, simple, and to the point. Why is nobody running? Why is nobody sprinting?

09:09Why there is not a single person on earth getting a speeding ticket running to get this product in

09:14Target? It's because I can promise you with a 98% guarantee the shampoo that you have sitting in

09:19your shower is the exact same as this and every shampoo you've ever owned is the exact same as

09:23this. This brand didn't need to exist. It's not giving us anything unique. It's not giving us

09:29anything new. It's not giving us anything that's worth $18.99. I can tell you that for damn sure,

09:34Blakey. It's not a bad product. It's not burning my scalp and making my hair fall out.

09:39It's just not anything that anyone would ever remember three years from now and be like,

09:43oh I loved when Blake had a shampoo line. Loved it. When it inevitably gets discontinued will I

09:51even notice that it's gone from the Target shelf? No, I will not. No, I will not. What did we learn

09:58today, ladies and gentlemen? Just let vanilla be vanilla. We don't need to add the E. I hate it so

10:03much. I hate it so much. I'm docking a point for the E. Four out of 10. Hello. I haven't even

10:18explained what we're doing, but now the camera's perfect. You haven't started the video at all.

10:23Brought my Kylie clothes here so you guys could rate them. Oh, it looks like an intervention.

10:29Are you guys going to try and tell me something at this moment or something? You're becoming more

10:33and more like grandma every day. That is a good intervention. Now, what do we do to start?

10:39All right, there we go. Okay. Are you guys all ready to be outfit panel judges? Okay,

10:44so should we hold it? Oh, oh, we have- Should we hold up scoreboards? From the podcast, yeah.

10:48You did? You have them? I am sitting in damp- Okay, do I have to move? I am sitting in damp

10:53pants. These didn't dry all the way in the dryer and now you're not even seeing my pants,

10:56so it doesn't matter that I put jeans on for all of you. Why do you keep moving the camera? Well,

10:59now I screwed up the angle. She was right. Oh, shit. I'm wondering, do you think we need to

11:03back it up some? I'm going to get the scoreboards. Okay. Basically, the girls of TikTok are not

11:10loving Kylie Jenner's new clothing brand, and the point of the clothing brand, I did a whole

11:15deep dive. Now that I already messed up the angle, it might as well be a little closer to you.

11:18Okay. And who's Kylie? Jenner? She's trying to bring her celebrity high-end, high-fashion,

11:26high-designer wardrobe to us everyday peasants across America at an affordable price. I don't

11:33know who's running this because it's clearly not the people that are running Skims because

11:36their website's a little bit of a mess. It's prisons. It's a theory I have. It's a lot of

11:42leather. Oh, I guess Shane did get me sweatpants from Kai. And my beef with her is there's no

11:47pockets. Who wants to be around their house, lounging it up with no pockets? For not I.

11:52So you don't carry drugs. Are we rating really honestly? It's not going to offend you because

11:57we're not rating you, we're rating the clothes. You're not rating how glorious I look in the

12:00outfits. You're rating, if you saw some girl walking around Beverly Hills with her Birkin

12:04wearing this, would you be like, oh, she's killing it? Or would you be like, oh, 9-1-1,

12:09SAT. ASAP. She looks smart. She needs to take the SATs. The first collection that we are dabbling

12:16into is the Kai and Sia Arnica. I found the sequin cutout dress that retails for $128.

12:27I didn't bring any shoes for this, so. Oh, I might have a high heel or two.

12:32This is for a casual lunch. Oh, oh my God. Oh. The edges make it look unfinished.

12:43That's the purpose. You're like, oh, I just got off the runway.

12:47To go to lunch in Beverly Hills? Wouldn't you want to be on the scene with me?

12:51One time I went to Cheesecake Factory with a YouTube friend and I thought she was a hooker.

12:55Story time. It looks like a cheese. Like, it's like a weird, you don't look like cheese.

13:02It looks like a Swiss. It looks like something you would get murdered in.

13:07The edges. If you were on Drag Race, it feels like you failed a sewing challenge

13:11because it feels like it's unfinished. It's kind of like the Flintstones. Yeah,

13:16that's true. Especially the rock edges. The Flintstones. Three, two, one.

13:22One. Oh, I was the nicest. No, I said six. Oh, six. I'm confident with the six. Wow.

13:31In the reflection, it looks like a two. You saw someone in a restaurant and she'd be like,

13:36six? Five and below, I feel it's like, we're not wearing the outfit. I gave it a six because it's

13:41like, you could wear it, but I'm not pleased by it. It's like what you get on Alibaba. The marketing

13:46probably looks fantastic and then you get it in person and it's like, whoa. I didn't want to try

13:52it on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you. It needs more of a mature look. Okay,

13:57the battery's going to die. We better keep it moving.

14:05This is one of the original drops, Kai and Namilia. All I could find in my size was this

14:12leather daddy top for $78 and seamless leggings for $58.

14:23Oh, okay. I think individually, they're fine. Together, it's not right.

14:31There's no way she's going to Bristol Farms in that. It's a matching set.

14:36I see girls wearing things like that every day now at the grocery store. Oh yeah, they're okay

14:42when they're not together. Are you not seeing these pants? I think the pants are fine.

14:46What's wrong with the pants? A little invasive. Oh my gosh, they are so see-through. It does kind

14:52of look like a drag queen before they put their clothes up. Oh my gosh, like the shapewear. I

14:58don't know where you could go in this. I feel like it'd be cottage cheese in the back in the sunlight.

15:02You kind of look like a Pixar villain. I like the shirt and I'm not a halter girl, but

15:07I like the shirt. Velcro in the back if that helps. Yeah, okay. Three, two, boom. I give it

15:16A across the boards. Really? I think it's a good outfit. I mean, I think the pieces are good. The

15:22pants are see-through. I don't see through. I think the pants are very see-through and that's

15:27what bothers me. Winning outfit or the winning pieces, are you going to wear them out in the

15:31world? Yeah, we'll go somewhere in it. We can try the mini crunch wrap. But we have to go in to

15:37Taco Bell. You can't go through the drive-thru. If you're trying to show your outfit, you can't go

15:40through the drive-thru. I can't even go out with you with those leggings on. Leggings.

15:53This is the newest and fuzziest collection with entire studios. I really wanted to serve climate

16:00change polar bear. I got the knit low back dress for $128. Okay, I'm browsing Kylie's website and

16:07I will say, although a lot of these aren't practical, I will give her like, it definitely has

16:14a theme and it's creative. Well, it's real creative because I'm not sure what season this is for.

16:23I was just looking at that one on the website, the knit dress. I actually think this is pretty cute.

16:30I have one complaint. It looks like old man chest hair. She needs to work on her edges. Shoulder hair.

16:36It's triggering. Oh, that's funny. It is. That part's, I hate that. What's wrong with her seams?

16:42She cannot figure out the edges of her garment. Oh yeah, that side is bad. The seams on that side is really bad.

16:47Wow, I really do have to duck two points for that. It looks like it got peed on.

16:52Why does it look like pee? Do you know what I mean? It's like a rug that got peed on? It's eye-pointing.

16:56The fit is really nice. It's not see-through. Good job, Kai. Honestly, I would say this is like

17:04the perfect little dress if it didn't have chest hair. Fall, winter, spring, I don't know. This is September

17:10to March in LA for dinner. Where it's still warm outside, but it's like, it's Taco Bell.

17:17That's, you gotta wear that to Taco Bell. I don't hate the shape of it. It just looks like old

17:23pubic hair. The place in where it cuts off is also weird.

17:34Oh, you guys hated it? Three is bad. The more I look at it, I don't like it. I think the fit's nice.

17:40It's not the fit, it's the hair. It looks very cheap. I would say 7.5, 9.5 if we trim the pubes.

17:48Bridal shower, like the night before, like the rehearsal dinner.

17:59Should we get tattoos? These are winter coats that are supposed to be simplistic with a

18:06contemporary edge. For only $198, you too can feel like a tent.

18:12I'm pretty sure that I live in New York. I just paid the paparazzi to come take my picture getting my coffee.

18:23With my matching feces. I don't love the headpiece. How bold is it when the hood's down?

18:30Oh, I love it. That's better. I would wear this. When you first came out, I thought maybe it was for NASA.

18:38I like the coat. I don't know about the tights. I like it. I like it. My only thing is, and I know

18:43they're sisters, but to me it looks like Kim. I really like actually all the details. I like the

18:48hood, I like that it closes the way it does, and I really like the color. It's a nice pocket placement

18:54to not have to go in. Oh, there's pockets here too. Wow, this might actually be good. You know,

19:00whatever. I'm giving it a 10. May I request to feel the fabric? Oh, pretty nice. Oh my gosh.

19:10How's the inner? The inner? Same. Oh, you should have stayed far away. Yeah, you should have stayed

19:17far away. I still like it. We were at a 10, and now that I'm seeing her up close. It's starting

19:22to look like a comforter if you pee the bed. Like a hospital, like a nice one. When I'm about 15 years

19:27older. And it's green to cover the, you know, stainage. You gotta be cinched. Otherwise,

19:32it is a sleeping bag. Oh. Oh. Oh no. That changed everything. One. Oh.

19:48Sweetie, you're doing amazing. A wide spin. So proud. So proud. Sweetie, so proud.

19:57When you hear the collection is called Kai's Wardrobe, I'm 100% certain this is exactly what

20:02you would expect. You think it comes with a shirt? Think again. And a micro mini to top off the look.

20:09Okay, this is for your everyday business meeting.

20:17I don't think so. Oh, wow. No. Are you supposed to wear it open like that?

20:22I'm offended. I would send that straight to the Goodwill if it came to my house.

20:27Oh. Oh gosh, I'm offended. Um, huh. I hate every piece of it. Here's the thing. I buy a lot of

20:36costumes for the podcast. It looks like a costume I bought. But worse. What is it? Like, what's the

20:42fabric? Oh, do you want to smell it? No. Yeah. Oh, I already can. Oh, it smells like feet.

20:50This isn't what you guys would wear on a casual Sunday going to brunch with your family.

20:54Maybe I'm just too prude for this. Or maybe it's just because it's my sister. But oh, I hate it.

20:59None of these look like Kylie to me. They look like other people. Like that looks like Hailey

21:02Bieber. Mm hmm. The other one looks like Kim. Where's Kai? Where's Kai? She's a mom. You might

21:10have to sell all of them to Taylor Swift. When we went to Knott's Berry Farm, I saw what Gen Z looks

21:15like. And they don't look like that. What's interesting is what the celebrity is doing

21:20right now is very different than what the Gen Z-er is doing right now. Kai needs to get with

21:26the times. We all hate it. Yeah, we hate it. You've done great things, Kylie. And this is not one of

21:31them. Three, two, zero, zero, one. I gave her one for effort. You get one out of 30, Kai. It's really,

21:41really bad. I could wear the puffer. I'm not wearing the dress into Taco Bell.

21:54Why did these work for Shane? You want a new outfit or what?

21:58I think I'm allergic to bide. It looks like a bougie bib.

22:04I felt like she looked like NASA. Now I look like, well, I always look like a minion.

22:09Please, no autographs.

22:15Hey. This is too much. Wow, you look like the picture Katy Perry got canceled with.

22:21Oh, this is horrible. I don't care if they cancel me.

22:26They have an all-gender bathroom, so we're fine. They get it.

22:30I think that dress is nice. I feel like I could get a lot accomplished in this dress.

22:36Oh, I want a dirty Baja blast. Tell me if you saw me walking into Taco Bell like this,

22:40you wouldn't be like, wow, the girl of my dreams in Taco Bell.

22:44Mom and I have been having a self-timer photo shoot.

22:46What? Oh, my gosh.

22:48Oh, wow, this is a blooper.

22:51No one wanted to be in here with us. You're homophobic. Just say that.

22:55Leave a comment below. Oh, my gosh.

22:58Wow, that is cool.

22:59First of all, I'm going about my business. Those are so cute.

23:04They come in two sets.

23:05That is so cute.

23:06And it comes with this sauce. Oh, no, this sauce.

23:08Everyone, here's your Crunchwrappers.

23:12We're all in Taco Bell, living mosque.

23:16Oh, it's steak.

23:18That white cheese dipping sauce is right.

23:20The bread-to-filling ratio is a little, but it's delicious.

23:24The second bite is better.

23:26If you were just going about your day and needed a quick little pick-me-up.

23:29They're not messing around, either. There's a lot of steak in here.

23:32Dirty Baja.

23:34How's the dirty?

23:35Oh, that's... Mom, you'll love that.

23:37Oh, look at those.

23:39How dirty is she?

23:40Oh, my Lord.

23:41I don't know if I'm just starving or if this is the best food I've ever had.

23:45These are so good.

23:46Mom's wondering why all the Del Taco's closed. It's because you can't beat this.

23:49The most controversial thing about my parents is they're Del Taco people.

23:53Well, that's because they're weird.

23:55Well, that's because there wasn't a Taco Bell by our house, remember?

23:59Taco Bell's replay beans.

24:01So good.

24:02We totally get married at a Taco Bell.

24:04Then have these be passed out on a tray as appetizers.

24:08You should do that.

24:09With toothpicks.

24:11People ask me all the time why I don't cook and I don't know why you would

24:13if you have things like this at your fingertips.

24:16It's funny that we came here in these clothes to see what people got

24:19and there's no one here and they don't even have people working at the front.

24:22I got judged a couple of times.

24:24Were they judging or admiring?

24:26No one could ever know.

24:33This is where we're at today and this is the best that you're gonna get.

24:37I was going to say good morning.

24:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.

24:40It's three o'clock in the afternoon and a very, very highly anticipated,

24:49very controversial, very long shipping.

24:52Hi, everyone.

24:53It's Hailey and today I'm going to be talking to you guys about our new addition

24:58to our RODE family, the peptide lip shape.

25:01I'm so, so excited about these.

25:02I have been teasing them for the longest time.

25:05Controversial opinion.

25:08I like Hailey Bieber.

25:09I think she's hot.

25:09I think she's pretty.

25:10I think she's doing the damn thing.

25:12Granted, last time I trusted her with my face,

25:14with her little peptide glazed donut things,

25:17I did get third degree burns on my skin.

25:20But I could have maybe potentially,

25:24hypothetically been having an allergic reaction to something else.

25:27I don't know.

25:28Okay, I'm not a scientist.

25:29I don't have the proof behind this.

25:30I don't have the factual evidence to back up that the RODE peptide donut shebang thing

25:37is what made my face look as if I came out of a pizza oven.

25:41I don't have any proof to back that up.

25:43Am I gonna try her skin products again?

25:46No.

25:46Do I feel bad for her in a way?

25:48Yes.

25:49People are so mean to her.

25:52For what?

25:53For what?

25:54Hot take.

25:55There's no way that taking care of her actual baby

25:58is harder than taking care of Justin Bieber.

26:02Anyway, moral of the story,

26:04I think Hailey Bieber is cute

26:05and I really liked when she was getting ready with people in her bathroom.

26:07Welcome to the world of RODE.

26:10Oh.

26:11Oh.

26:11Oh, wow.

26:13It's Tate McRae and her little socks and heels.

26:15I love Tate McRae's new album.

26:17Love.

26:17Okay, I'm actually really excited.

26:21I basically just picked two shades of each of the most popular products right now

26:25that I see everyone yip-yapping about.

26:27These are the Pocket Blushes,

26:30Piggy and Freckle,

26:32Peptide Lip Contours that has everyone up in arms,

26:36Lift and Twist,

26:38Peptide Lift Tints,

26:40Ribbon and Toast.

26:42Let's start with the blush.

26:43I was thinking we could just do a little split face action.

26:47I'm no guru, so I don't know how well that's gonna go.

26:51The description of the blush from Hailey, not from me.

26:53A flush of satiny buildable color that melts seamlessly onto the skin.

26:58Oh, oh, a little flush.

27:00That reminds me of Flush Away,

27:01the movies about the rats that get flushed down the toilet.

27:04But the thought, the concept is there.

27:07Adorable, gorgeous.

27:09I like the little mocha brown.

27:10It kind of looks like a vape, you know,

27:12when people are searching for their vapes and they're like...

27:16Oh.

27:16That sound, that does it for me.

27:19It's just a little twist.

27:21Okay.

27:21Starting with Miss Piggy.

27:23I'll tell you, I feel like Miss Piggy.

27:25I've been eating like a crazy person all week.

27:28Oh, is this like how you do it?

27:31For science research purposes,

27:33I'm gonna go a little crazy with it, I think.

27:35Oh, I always see her doing the little...

27:38I'm more of a brush girl.

27:40Oh, wow.

27:42I love to be a hater, but wow, I feel really snazzy with that on.

27:46Oh my God, I get it now.

27:47I do feel flushed.

27:48Miss Piggy is doing it for me.

27:50It's infused with peptides,

27:51so maybe I will look like a Halloween character again.

27:53What the hell is a peptide?

27:55Anyone know what that is or does it just sound good?

27:58It's the same family of word as collagen.

28:02We're just like, oh yeah, that must be good for you.

28:04The three syllables just make it sound like,

28:06oh yeah, put it in my smoothie and call it a day.

28:09Freckle.

28:10This one is a little more mauve.

28:12Oh, oh, hmm.

28:15This one to me is screaming fall, September,

28:17and the leaves start to turn,

28:18and you're gonna pretend that you wanna go to a pumpkin patch,

28:20and then you're gonna get there and realize that it sucks,

28:22like fall.

28:24This to me is March, April, May.

28:27Oh, the sun doesn't set at 4 p.m. anymore.

28:30I have a will to live again, and I'm coming back to life.

28:33As much as I have been avoiding buying one of these for so long

28:37for a reason that I don't know,

28:39and as much as I would love to tell you that I hate it

28:41and I don't think it's worth your money,

28:42I do think that you might need one of these

28:44because I feel really like, ooh.

28:46I feel like these would be really good

28:48for like a first date or a job interview.

28:50Don't I look like I just fell in love with you?

28:52I feel satiny and seamless, I don't know.

28:54Okay, this might be a little harder.

28:56The lip contour.

28:57I have seen everyone and their mother

29:00and their grandmother give a review of this.

29:02Supposedly, this is supposed to enhance your natural lip shade

29:06by shading the outline of your lips

29:08and blending it inwards with the smudging

29:10to create a contour effect.

29:12It has this seemingly useless little sponge.

29:16This is one of the lightest ones.

29:18It's Lift.

29:19Pretty pinky.

29:22Um, I don't know if it's doing anything.

29:24Uh, hello?

29:26She was real stingy.

29:29There's not a lot in here.

29:30Interesting, interesting.

29:31This one is darker.

29:32It's called Twist.

29:34This is the one that I always see Miss Haley using.

29:39What's her kicks and giggles?

29:41Try the little...

29:43What the hell is this for?

29:44Who, what, where, when, why, what is this for?

29:47That just made it look worse.

29:48Oh, oh, oh my god.

29:50Now I really look like a botched bratz doll.

29:52That made it worse.

29:53Peptide lip tint in Ribbon.

29:56The peptide lip tint.

29:58So it's the same formula as our peptide lip treatment,

30:00which I'm very obsessed with.

30:02Cannot live without, but with a tint of color.

30:07You gotta give it to her.

30:09That does feel really buttery, slickety smooth.

30:13That feels like I want to give myself a kiss.

30:15Given that I can't just walk into a Sephora

30:17and buy this whenever I please

30:18and I have to order it and wait two weeks for it to show up,

30:21why is she so stingy with the amount of product?

30:25You have Bieber money.

30:26You have Get Ready With My Bathroom money.

30:28You have I Have The Budget For Tate McRae money.

30:31Where is the rest of the product?

30:33The same lip tint in the shade Toast.

30:36I really do like her shade name.

30:38Oh yeah, it's not as dark.

30:40I definitely look like I just walked out

30:42of some sort of surgeon's office.

30:44Like my top lip.

30:45Look at my top lip right now.

30:47Maybe I'm just uncomfortable seeing myself

30:49with a lip color this dark.

30:50It feels like I look like I poop on my lips.

30:52That's why I don't like to do dark lip shades.

30:54I have such a ghostly white complexion

30:57that doing a dark lip on me looks crazy.

31:00They look huge.

31:02Going back to factory settings,

31:03I'm gonna try just the light pink one.

31:05So the Lift.

31:06As much as I want to support Baby Bieber,

31:08this would not be the thing that I would buy again

31:10because I just tried so hard to get so much of it on my lip

31:14and I don't think that it's actually doing anything.

31:19This however.

31:22It feels really smooth.

31:23It feels really plump.

31:24It tastes good.

31:24It smells good.

31:26Do I like it more than my Pink Sugar Summer Fridays?

31:33I think I would give this a solid 9.5.

31:36Give these little vape-shaped blushes 10 out of 10.

31:41Try one of these once in your life.

31:42These raging waste of money.

31:44Don't waste your time.

31:45Don't waste your money.

31:46What the hell is the brush on the end, Hayley?

31:48What is the brush on the end for?

31:49Good product, just not my personal color palette.

31:53Maybe I just have a soft spot

31:55because I am someone whose appearance

31:58and life and family has been picked apart

32:00to the nitty gritty depths of hell

32:02for the past eight years of my life

32:04and I know that it really does hurt your feelings

32:06a little, a little wee bit.

32:08I have that on 1, 1,000,000th of the scale

32:10that Hayley Bieber does

32:11and I still feel a little like sad, you know?

32:16Hey, this is about lip gloss.

32:18This is about lip gloss.

32:20Like Hayley Bieber has a baby at home.

32:22Why are people so mean to her?

32:24Like give the girl a break.

32:26Hot take, Selena is way messier than Hayley.

32:29I think she's doing a really, really good job

32:32and I think all of her things are really cute.

32:36I'm not trying to get emotional.

32:38I saw a baby deer in my yard this morning

32:40that had three legs, three legs.

32:43I am on edge, okay?

32:45Yeah, I don't know how that just went there.

32:47I woke up, saw the three-legged deer

32:49wobbling around outside, cried.

32:51Now I'm thinking about how mean people are

32:53to Hayley Bieber, like I can't.

32:55Rode, cute, loved it.

32:57I'm keeping the blushes and gloss.

33:01Bye.

33:02Today we are trying Alex Cooper's

33:05new and ever so popular hydration drink, Unwell.

33:10And since the theme of the day is Unwell,

33:12we decided to inflict serious brain damage

33:14on ourselves first.

33:19How many do I have to go on?

33:21All of them.

33:22That is nuts.

33:24Oh my God, we're gonna puke.

33:25That's gonna be Shane.

33:26I can't do that one.

33:27We're gonna pass away.

33:28Some would say we might be unwell.

33:33Are you enjoying your new life as a theme park girl?

33:35Mom.

33:36Well, I, yeah, I was excited.

33:38And now I'm a little like, what am I doing?

33:41This is what we get for letting Shane be Captain Fun.

33:44Oh my God.

33:46I'm gonna pee my pants.

33:48More food.

33:50Oh, they do have Dole Whip here too.

33:51My jeans don't fit.

33:53I had to wear my sweatpants

33:55after a week of hanging out with you.

33:56But we've got to get the Dole Whip.

33:58It's incredible.

33:59I've learned on the feeder, I guess.

34:00Yeah, we've had cake for seven days in a row.

34:03The screams of innocent children.

34:05Mom's giving us a play by play.

34:07Look at that, it's still upside down.

34:08And twist.

34:09They do a full twist.

34:11Just a general view is nutty.

34:17Oh my God.

34:18That is nuts.

34:20Look at him.

34:22They're like,

34:23How do we do this one?

34:23Freeze.

34:29Bye.

34:31Oh my God.

34:32It's time for Tatsu.

34:33Legitimately one of the scariest coasters

34:35in the world, in my opinion.

34:36Here we go.

34:37Cannot wait to be on this.

34:38Phenomenal ride.

34:39Here we go.

34:41Tatsu.

34:50That's like a dream when you're falling,

34:52but in real life.

34:53And it goes so high.

34:56I didn't think it was that bad.

34:58It was very smooth.

34:59The part that gets me though,

35:00is the upside down loop-de-loop.

35:03Get ready, the pretzel loop.

35:05Oh my God.

35:06I'm ready for this.

35:14Oh my God.

35:16It's not a little loop.

35:17It's a big loop.

35:18You're spinning around like this.

35:20And then I just like,

35:21I can't stand just looking straight down.

35:24Because you're just thinking,

35:25if you drop out, what?

35:26I loved it.

35:27I kind of felt like I was getting hugged.

35:29I liked it.

35:30I thought we were flying.

35:31It's a little spiky.

35:32I want to do it again though.

35:33Oh my gosh.

35:34Look at us, we're so crazy.

35:35I'm like, I feel like a survivor.

35:37Are you kidding me?

35:38I have kids.

35:39Party pooper, party pooper.

35:45Who's ready for the post swell unwell?

35:49I've never felt more unwell in my life.

35:52I feel like I've been reinvigorated.

35:54Are you going to tell them about your whoopsie upstairs?

35:57You broke my bidet.

35:58I walked into the closet

36:00and I realized mom's in her underwear,

36:02but I also realized she's going down

36:04and she had her jeggings around her ankles.

36:10What are jeggings?

36:11She needs a good well below.

36:14Best enjoyed unwell.

36:16Wow, I'm unwell.

36:17What's her name?

36:17Oh, Alex Cooper.

36:19Not to be confused with Alex Earl

36:20because they are feuding right now.

36:22They are?

36:23Alex Cooper dropped Alex Earl from her podcast network.

36:26Maybe you should invite her on

36:26and you can get the drama.

36:27And you want to know the real trauma?

36:29We're using an Alex Earl light and Alex Cooper drinks.

36:31That looks like piss.

36:34Does she not have enough money?

36:36I'm not trying to be a hater.

36:37We were going to drink it there,

36:38but we were occupied going round and round and round.

36:41Ooh, there's a floater in mine.

36:43I'll just try to miss the floater.

36:45That's why you should store your cups downward.

36:50What?

36:50Ew, it tastes like Alka-Seltzer.

36:52It tastes like Pedialyte.

36:54It does taste like Pedialyte.

36:55Ew.

36:56Maybe we're not unwell enough.

36:57The other girl is the one that started the unwell thing.

37:01That's my controversial opinion.

37:02I liked it better when it was the two people,

37:04but I don't listen to it as just her.

37:06Well, because now it's like an interview show, right?

37:09Yeah.

37:10I liked Sophia Franklin.

37:11I feel like she's dead.

37:12I think she has a podcast too.

37:13She does.

37:13Sophia with an F.

37:14But she always says on her Instagram

37:16that she came up with the unwell branding

37:18and then Alex Cooper stole it from her.

37:20Alex Cooper.

37:22Well, apparently Alex Cooper has beef

37:24with all these people that I like.

37:26Sophia with an F and Alex Earl.

37:27So who's the common denominator?

37:29I'm all for you being rich, girl.

37:31Go for it.

37:31I might have to look her up.

37:33I give it a one.

37:34Two.

37:34Three.

37:36I guess a three.

37:39They all look like your boyfriend peed in a bottle.

37:41Yeah, they all look like piss.

37:43This is mango citrus.

37:45Wait.

37:45This one smells better.

37:47Oh yeah, we did an orange.

37:48Mango citrus.

37:50Are you drunk?

37:51Did it not say orange?

37:52You said orange.

37:53I feel so fucked up right now.

37:58We've done three theme parks in a week

38:00and we've hit every single ride at every single park.

38:03We're like maniacs.

38:04We go in there and we're like...

38:06I've never done psychedelics,

38:08but I feel like this is what you would feel like.

38:13It tastes like Pedialyte.

38:14It's not for me.

38:15It is Pedialyte.

38:16I can appreciate that she did low sugar.

38:19I liked this more than the other one.

38:21I like the font and the branding.

38:24What do we give mango citrus coaster crew?

38:28I wouldn't purchase.

38:28Coaster crew.

38:29So a four.

38:30I say five.

38:31If somebody gave it to me...

38:32Shane said one.

38:33I would drink some of it.

38:35Four.

38:37Four being nice.

38:40Okay.

38:42Oh, this is strawberry.

38:44Cheers so we can eat cookies instead of this.

38:51They all taste like Pedialyte.

38:53They're all the same flavor or am I wrong?

38:56They all taste identical.

39:01Random middle of the night observation.

39:03So I went back and I watched a few Call Her Daddy episodes

39:07because I wanted to see, you know, what's going on here.

39:09What is this all about?

39:13Alex Cooper is cute.

39:14Alex Cooper is great.

39:15They do the perfect little product placement of the unwell drinks.

39:20But what is so funny to me

39:22now that I know what they taste like is you get to the end of every episode

39:26and not a single guest ever even opens them.

39:30You can click on any random episode.

39:32The unwell drinks have not even been touched.

39:36Like just thought I would put that out there.

39:41125 million dollar deal with Sirius XM.

39:45How does Sirius XM have 125 million dollars?

39:48Who is purchasing that?

39:49And with one person?

39:50I am a subscriber.

39:51You subscribe to Sirius XM?

39:53Oh my god, you're old.

39:55We listen to a radio show on it.

39:58Don't you have a Spotify?

39:59It's not on Spotify.

40:00It's the Sirius XM is trying to do what Spotify did

40:03which is like giving all these people podcasts and radio shows.

40:06Giving them like huge budgets.

40:07Well, why don't you get a Sirius XM?

40:10Nobody's ever gonna give me deals like that.

40:12They may.

40:12Don't manifest bad things.

40:13Oh no.

40:14I mean, I agree with you.

40:16I'll build you one on the property.

40:18I offer free babysitting and free editing for that.

40:23You're good with the babies.

40:24Oh, thanks.

40:27I think I'm on drugs.

40:28I feel insane.

40:31Let's just give a one more round of applause to mom's photo.

40:37Was this vlog a Kylie rollercoaster break day unwell?

40:42I think it makes sense.

40:43Yeah, no, it does.

40:44Wow, good luck editing this.

40:48That's quite the adventure actually.

40:49I think there's a theme.

40:51Five part video.

40:53We are unwell.

40:55Yes, we are.

40:56Okay, bye.

40:57Goodbye.

41:05How disappointing is it that of all of these brands,

41:09of all of the products we've seen today,

41:12of all of the research and the money I've spent,

41:14the one and only, only memorable product is the mini Crunchwrap.

41:22Is the mini steak Crunchwrap with the queso sauce.

41:25That's what I will dream about.

41:26That's what I will go back to.

41:28If you want to buy anything from this video,

41:29put your little road blush on

41:31and go to Taco Bell and spend $3 and get a mini Crunchwrap.

41:34And if you don't want to buy the road blushes,

41:37go to Taco Bell and get a mini Crunchwrap.

41:44Bye.

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