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00:00This great country of ours was ordained by the Lord himself.
00:10There is no other.
00:13The Lord created this country with the mindset on states' rights, that each state governed
00:18by the laws they see fit.
00:21States' rights are therefore connected with the love of Christ himself.
00:27Loving your rights as a Virginian, as a Confederate, is loving the very will of God, and that will
00:33cannot be manipulated or controlled by the wants and whims of the Northerners, amen?
00:40This war has taken its toll on all of us.
00:52False sacrifice, lost loved ones, are only through our devotion to Christ and through
01:01our prayers, and we bring an end to this war.
01:08Now, as the offering plate comes around, please, put in what you can.
01:18Nothing is too little.
01:23Blessings to you.
01:24Minister.
01:25Go with God, sister.
01:26Thank you, Minister.
01:27Thank you very much.
01:28We'll see you.
01:55The service is done for today, friend.
02:00I think a man of God would always be open for business.
02:05A man of God still has to eat and prepare for the lessons of virtue he will share next.
02:10Heh.
02:11I'll bet you all ate pretty good with that haul you took in today.
02:21I will not be buying my supper with the people's offerings, sir.
02:25Don't you mind none how I eat. That's none of your business.
02:33But...
02:35Taking money from women whose husbands are off getting themselves killed, that...
02:43Don't seem too righteous to me.
02:46I'd appreciate it if you'd take leave, mister.
02:49Now, if you'd like to engage in a spirited debate of God's wantfulness during times of war,
02:53I'd be more than happy to enlighten you during a scheduled service.
02:58I'm done for the day.
03:00I say you are.
03:05I'm done for the day.
03:24What do you hear?
03:26Hmm.
03:31Gold-plated.
03:33Praise be.
03:56Uh, minister here.
04:02Yeah, that's me. Just finished up service for the day.
04:05If you gentlemen would like to hear more from the Lord, uh...
04:08I reckon you'd come by tomorrow for worship service.
04:12That won't be possible. We'll be marching to Fredericksburg.
04:14Well, Godspeed.
04:17I reckon you'll be them yanks a-licking.
04:19You'll be coming too.
04:21You are assigned to be chaplain.
04:23You are assigned to be chaplain for our division.
04:26Is that so?
04:27That is so.
04:29If you want to gather your things, we could load you into the wagon and take you to camp.
04:33Oh.
04:35Well...
04:37Does the position pay?
04:39Fifty dollars a month and free meals.
04:41Fifty dollars?
04:42A lot of money to preach once a week, ain't it?
04:49Give me a moment.
04:53Okay.
05:05This is the body of a crook who tried to rob me.
05:15Damn it. I got you.
05:17His name is Elijah Gemstone.
05:23He is dead now.
05:26He was very handsome.
05:35But may he forever rot in hell.
05:45Sam Abel Graves.
06:16Hey!
06:18Hey!
06:22Take your uniform off!
06:45Get in here!
07:15If I can't go down rotten, I ain't gonna go down there and rot.
07:26If I can't go down rotten, I ain't gonna go down there and rot.
07:46You all right there, Graves?
07:49I'm fine, Captain.
07:52You seem worse.
07:56I'm not puking from this. I just got a bug.
07:59Sure?
08:00Of course.
08:02Some of the men said they saw you drinking with the boys over in the 6th last night.
08:05Drink? No.
08:07They're mistaken.
08:09I lead service to those men. I pray with them.
08:12Perhaps I had a drink of water because my mouth was parched, but no spirits.
08:17Unless, of course, you count the Holy One.
08:19Heard you were gambling with them.
08:21Said you took them all. You were good. Real good.
08:24Gambling? That's absurd.
08:27I believe that's very odd behavior for a minister.
08:30Very odd indeed.
08:32Not the kind of behavior I expect at all from a righteous man.
08:34Upon which word did I stutter? I told you these rumors are untrue.
08:37Don't allow others to paint a man of God as a blasphemer, Captain.
08:41Go to hell for that.
08:42I can what?
08:43I know you heard me.
08:46Take a seat.
08:48Please.
08:51It's in the Bible, Captain.
08:54Have you read it?
08:56Yeah. The whole thing.
08:58Well, going against a minister, serving the Lord.
09:03Go to hell if you do that.
09:05It's quite simply you're going against God, you see.
09:08Now, I could find myself to forgive you,
09:11but it's God you're going to have a hard time atoning with
09:14because you're just laying against me who reflects poorly on Him.
09:18I know you're not trying to go against God,
09:21but he may not know that.
09:24I, uh...
09:27Yeah, no, I mean,
09:29I was not trying to go against God or the Bible or nothing.
09:32I was just trying to point out...
09:33I know what you're doing, and I don't appreciate it.
09:35Just stop it.
09:36Sorry.
09:38Forgive me.
09:40If you're talking to God,
09:43would you tell Him that I meant nothing by it
09:48and that I'm sorry, please?
09:52I'll think about it.
09:54Can you give me some space, please?
09:56Go away.
09:58Of course.
10:00But tell Him.
10:02I'd like to have something to drink as well.
10:05Okay.
10:08I'd be happy to fetch that for you, chaplain.
10:14Chaplain, the young man got his leg boat off.
10:18He is in dire need of prayer.
10:20Of course.
10:35Come on.
10:46I'm dying.
10:49I'm not a doctor, so I'm not going to argue with you.
10:53Um...
10:56But I still see there's still life in you.
10:59I see the love of Christ in you.
11:02You do?
11:04Yeah, it's burning bright. He's all around you.
11:08Go be with Him.
11:11Why don't you be His child in your death passing?
11:18Okay, well, I think that's it, I guess.
11:24Say a prayer for my soul.
11:30I did already.
11:32Yeah, it's done.
11:34I've been praying this whole time.
11:36Silently, in my mind.
11:38There's no need.
11:40I'm very confident that the Lord hears it.
11:47Okay, very well.
11:49Just give me a second so I can think about the right words.
11:53Okay, just now, come on.
11:56Just give me a second, it's coming.
11:58Jesus Christ.
12:03Soldier.
12:05Soldier, you still with us?
12:10I just thought how to say it, but...
12:14There's no reason to say it out loud now.
12:18God hears.
12:20God hears.
12:33God hears.
12:35God hears.
12:37God hears.
12:39God hears.
12:41God hears.
12:43God hears.
12:45God hears.
12:47God hears.
12:49God hears.
12:51God hears.
12:53God hears.
12:55God hears.
12:57God hears.
12:59God hears.
13:00God hears.
13:25Here we go.
13:30No, not every time. No, it's not every time.
13:32You want early.
13:34You want early.
14:01How long is he supposed to be, you know?
14:03I don't know.
14:04A lot of people, shit.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Morning.
14:12Oh, I brought this.
14:14Yeah, a little Bible.
14:16We'll get a little authenticity to this whole thing.
14:20Shit, there's a lot of you here.
14:22Uh, our Lord, um...
14:26What can I say?
14:28What can I say?
14:32He's not, uh...
14:34He's not a cruel God.
14:36That's true.
14:38He knows that we're not always good.
14:44That's why He died for our sins, right?
14:46To forgive us?
14:48Um, yeah.
14:49We ain't perfect.
14:53Uh, nor should we expect to be.
14:55Almighty's perfect.
14:58And, uh, none of us are Him.
15:00So, uh...
15:02So quit competing with God and just do your best.
15:05All right.
15:06I'm not gonna take up the rest of your Sunday morning.
15:08I feel like we've been here for an hour.
15:10Uh, all right.
15:11Oh, bless all of you.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Bless the Lord.
15:14Bless Jesus Christ.
15:15All His good friends.
15:23Dismissed.
15:24Amen.
15:25Amen.
15:26Amen.
15:27Amen.
15:28Amen.
15:33Oh, man.
15:39All right.
15:41Dang it!
15:42Oh, Jesus Christ!
15:43Hey!
15:44There's no need for that.
15:45It's not his fault he can't play cards.
15:47No.
15:52Mm-hmm-hmm.
15:54Mm-hmm-hmm.
15:55Mm-hmm.
15:56Mm-hmm.
15:57Mm.
15:58Mm-hmm-hmm.
16:08You have to change that.
16:10Oh.
16:11Oh.
16:12I've got more blessing for you.
16:14Look at that.
16:18Who are you?
16:20Well, I'm just somebody who's going to sit
16:22and pray with you
16:24before you meet the maker.
16:26Like an angel?
16:30I thought I'd been called it all.
16:32Sure, son.
16:34Just like an angel.
16:36Pray with me?
16:38If you want to.
16:40If not, I could just, uh...
16:42pray for you, and you can just lay there.
16:44You can pray for me.
16:46All right.
16:48Yeah, yeah, I like it better that way, too.
16:50What's your name?
16:52Winston.
16:54Winston.
16:56Do you believe in God?
16:58Yes, sir, I do.
17:00Do you think you're going to get into heaven?
17:02Probably not.
17:06I kill people out here.
17:08I mean...
17:10I heard they changed that.
17:12Who has?
17:14The Lord.
17:16Yeah.
17:18He knows what a pickle this war is,
17:20and he's letting things go.
17:22Then I'm lucky, I guess.
17:26Why don't we pray together?
17:28Yeah, I think you need it.
17:34Winston.
17:38Winston.
18:08That water supposed to wash your sins away?
18:12Pardon?
18:16Hell, you ain't even a real preacher.
18:26Well, you must be Presbyterian.
18:28I know you from before the war.
18:32Took me a second,
18:34and I got it.
18:36Took me a second.
18:38Huck's Tavern in Harrisonburg.
18:40I'm Rollins.
18:42Ned Rollins.
18:44Used to play cards out there,
18:46roll the dice, too.
18:48I thought you were mistaken, son.
18:50Nah, I'd know you from anywhere.
18:52The way you shuffle that deck
18:54with one pinky eye like a woman.
18:56Your name's Gemstone, right?
18:58It's Gemstone!
19:02My name is Abel Greaves.
19:04That's the only name you need to call me,
19:06do you understand?
19:08Relax, I'm not saying anything.
19:10Why you give a shit what I do, soldier?
19:12I got a business proposal for you,
19:14just for us both to make some serious coin.
19:18I like coin.
19:20Keep talking.
19:22The Major's coming to camp
19:24tomorrow.
19:26He was asking about putting together a card game.
19:28You could leave me to cheat,
19:30we could take him for all he's got.
19:32Major.
19:34Major McFall.
19:36Real deep pockets, too.
19:40And he loves to play.
20:02Ooh, money.
20:20Well, I'm gonna
20:22win my money back with Rollins here.
20:24Or
20:26get pigeon-eyed drunk,
20:28whichever comes first.
20:30He's been winning all night.
20:32Ned's even taking the
20:34chaplain's money. That's like
20:36stealing from Jesus.
20:38You gonna burn a hellfire with that, Ned.
20:40You are, boy!
20:42Rollins is the one who told me about this game,
20:44so I should have known he's been a card sharp.
20:46I ain't no card sharp, Major, I'm just lucky.
20:48And God loves me more than the preacher here.
20:52I'm going all in.
20:54Say what?
20:56Damn it, I'm out, too.
20:58$50. That's madness.
21:00Damn you, Rollins, another 50 will wash me out.
21:02You're washed anyway, Major,
21:04may as well throw in, if you can afford it, sir.
21:06Ha ha ha!
21:08I am drunk, Rollins, but I am not that
21:10drunk, I'm full!
21:12Man has to take risks in life, Major, come on now.
21:14Risks have certainly been
21:16taken.
21:18Money was taken, too, tonight, unfortunately.
21:20You have taken
21:22the shirt off my back as well as my
21:24goddamn trousers.
21:26Sir, I'm going to call your 50.
21:28I don't know.
21:30Oh!
21:32It's only 25 there, but I'm good for the rest.
21:34I will not be intimidated by Big Bet.
21:36Let's get him going, take him downtown!
21:38Okay, okay, okay,
21:40show your hand then, Preacher.
21:42Let's see.
21:46I had nothing.
21:48I had really nothing.
21:50How'd you know I was bluffing?
21:52How did you know?
21:54I got us on my side.
21:56He nailed you to the cross,
21:58boy!
22:00You shifty rogue!
22:02You got what you deserve, feet by fair!
22:04Ha ha!
22:06Well done, gentlemen.
22:08That's what I call divine intervention.
22:10Woo-wee!
22:12Played him like a fiddle!
22:14Look at this! Major was
22:16watching me like a hawk, but never looked twice
22:18at you!
22:20We got to do this again
22:22sometime, man. We can make it.
22:46Oh!
22:49Go to sleep, old boy.
22:51I can't take any chances.
23:18Fuck.
23:48Oh, God.
24:18Excuse me.
24:20Chaplain Grace?
24:22What can I do for you, son?
24:24I just wanted to ask you something.
24:26You was with Rollins last night, weren't you?
24:28Yeah, I was.
24:30Did you hear
24:32he deserted?
24:34Deserted?
24:36Yeah.
24:38I mean, he was a good guy.
24:40I mean, he was a good guy.
24:42I mean, he was a good guy.
24:44I mean, he was a good guy.
24:46He deserted?
24:48Deserted? No, I did not.
24:50Yeah, must have lit out sometime before sunrise.
24:52Always knew he was yellow.
24:54Well, not all soldiers have courage, I reckon.
24:56Yeah, Rollins sure don't have any.
24:58Damn coward. Probably ran into
25:00the arms of the Yanks knowing him.
25:02Anything to save his own skin.
25:04You know, I tell people all the time
25:06I ain't afraid of dying because I know Jesus.
25:08I know I'll be called into the kingdom of heaven
25:10when God wants me and not a second sooner.
25:12Amen.
25:14I go to church every Sunday, so I know God has a plan.
25:16Amen. Yes, sir, God has a plan.
25:18I ain't afraid of dying.
25:20You will not find a man of bigger faith than me.
25:22That's real good.
25:24Besides, I ain't gonna die.
25:26We whooped them Yanks at Manassas, and we've been whooping them ever since.
25:28That's why I hold my head up high.
25:30That's why I hold my head up high.
25:32Joshua!
25:34Joshua!
25:36Stay away from me, both of you!
25:38Stay away from me, both of you!
25:40Stay away from me, both of you!
25:42Any of you in here?
25:44Behind you!
25:48Help!
26:06Come on, let me in!
26:08Here, here.
26:10Here, here.
26:12I'll carry you.
26:20Please, God. Please, God, have you ever helped me?
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26:48Kill these traitors, every last one.
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27:04Watch him.
27:06Sir.
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27:19That one in the middle had this on him.
27:22It's a Bible.
27:24It's real gold.
27:27Indeed it is.
27:30Bring him here.
27:31Yes, sir.
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27:51You're a chaplain in this division, is that correct?
27:53Yes, sir.
27:55Name's, uh, Abel Greaves out of Leesburg.
28:00If you don't put men of the claw to death, minister,
28:04you will be released.
28:09Here's your Bible back.
28:17Am I free to go, sir?
28:20Not yet.
28:21First, we have to execute the rest of the prisoners.
28:26Yes, sir.
28:29Would you like to have final consultations
28:31with your confederate's minister?
28:33Oh, I don't think so.
28:35Seems like bad timing.
28:38Well, I think maybe you should.
28:42Yes, sir.
29:00Boys.
29:02Men.
29:04Captain, uh, allowed me to have final talks with all of you.
29:10I told him it was idiocy, but he...
29:12What's happening here, chaplain?
29:14They're gonna hang us?
29:15Not exactly.
29:16They're gonna execute you, but by firing squad.
29:19Oh.
29:20But they're letting you go?
29:21Yes, that is correct, on account I'm a chaplain,
29:24which is a rule I didn't know before,
29:26which is a rule I didn't know before,
29:28but there you go.
29:29Is there anything I can do for you fellas, uh,
29:32to help, uh, prepare?
29:34Could you tell him I'm your assistant, chaplain?
29:37I would, pal.
29:40He knows everybody's rank, I think.
29:44Damn, so we're just all gonna die.
29:47I'm afraid so, son.
29:51Well, will you pray with us?
29:56Send us off with a good one, preach?
30:00Okay.
30:02I can do that.
30:06Everybody, uh, lower your heads, everybody.
30:09Everybody, uh, lower your heads.
30:12Ahem, ahem, ahem.
30:16Jesus.
30:18These are, uh, good boys we're about to send your way.
30:22Brave boys.
30:24Maybe some of them done bad things,
30:26but they aren't bad boys.
30:28They killed people because they had to.
30:30Now, I know that ain't great, but...
30:35but it's better than killing for money.
30:40We're out of meanness.
30:43Now, I'm about to send 11 souls your way, dear Lord.
30:48And I know you'll do with them what you see fit.
30:53But I give each of them my highest recommendation
30:56that they get into heaven.
31:01Because there are far worse fellas down here.
31:09Maybe that's your whole, uh, grand plan.
31:12Maybe...
31:14maybe the rest of us sinners need to stick around a little bit
31:17before, uh, we can join them in your everlasting glory.
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31:40Amen.
31:42Amen.
31:44Amen.
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32:28That was a hell of a fine prayer you gave, minister.
32:31Made a difference for those boys.
32:33Godspeed.
32:34Oh, thank you, sir.
32:36Goodbye, sir.
32:39Yah.
32:45All right, let's go.
32:47Let's go.
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35:44It was God who saved me.
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