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Doechii and DJ Miss Milan have toured the world together performing the Grammy award-winning mixtape _Alligator Bites Never Heal._ Today, these friends have two choices: Tell the truth, or suffer the wrath of the Last Dab. Whoever eats the most wings, loses!

From Doechii revealing her biggest dating red flag, to Miss Milan sharing her childhood fear, these artists will either need to be honest or go head-to-head with the Wings of Death. Will Doechii read her latest notes app entry? Can Miss Milan avoid getting bit by an alligator? Tune in to an all-new episode of Hot Ones Versus, and see who takes home the golden chicken wing trophy!


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Transcript
00:00I don't like that!
00:01What's happening?
00:02Oh, they learned.
00:03It was all a lie.
00:05It was all a lie.
00:07This is Hot Ones Versus.
00:09In front of these contestants is a stack
00:11of deeply personal questions.
00:13They can either tell the truth.
00:15I have my answer.
00:16Or suffer the wrath of the last act.
00:18Oh, God.
00:19Whoever eats the most wings loses.
00:22Stop talking.
00:24This is Hot Ones Versus.
00:25Brought to you by Jack in the Box.
00:33Uh...
00:38As my DJ, you have front row seat to all my shows.
00:42Give me three tips to improve my performance.
00:46Oh, my God.
00:48Honestly, I don't want to sound crazy.
00:51Honestly, I don't want to sound crazy
00:53and say you don't really need any tips
00:55because you're phenomenal.
00:57Like, I mean, hello.
00:58No, no, please, please.
00:59But, um...
01:00There has to be something.
01:01I really don't have any tips for you, sister.
01:04So you're going to eat a wing on that?
01:05I'm going to eat a wing on that.
01:07Wait.
01:08Not a single tip.
01:10You just smashed the Grammys.
01:13Period.
01:14I can't argue with that.
01:15Okay.
01:21So how's that?
01:23Is it spicy?
01:25I thought you guys said this was spicy.
01:27Okay, it's not.
01:29I'm Caribbean.
01:31Come on.
01:32Okay.
01:33Why is your eye twitching?
01:35Maybe I spoke too fast.
01:37I don't know.
01:38But anyways, okay.
01:41Okay.
01:42Ooh.
01:43As a Grammy Award winning songwriter,
01:46there's a constant need to document
01:48your innermost thoughts and feelings.
01:50Read your last notes app entry out loud.
01:54Okay.
01:56I have in my notes, like, a bunch of goals that I have.
01:59So my first goal that I have written in my notes,
02:02and here's proof,
02:03is a sunny day in Brazil.
02:06I'm riding a bike.
02:07I'm familiar with the city and the people.
02:09I'm fluent in Portuguese,
02:11and I frequent Brazil often.
02:13The day is perfect.
02:14There's a rainbow.
02:15It's huge.
02:16The day is perfect.
02:17There's a rainbow.
02:18It's humid.
02:19Also a perfect cool breeze.
02:20I'm in bliss.
02:21And I remember that I wrote this goal down.
02:23I smile and I praise God for my life in this moment.
02:27Wow, this is like a story.
02:28I love that.
02:29That's how I like to write my goals out.
02:31You gotta script your life.
02:32Period.
02:33That's the way how you manifest.
02:34No hot dab for me.
02:35Hello!
02:36Next!
02:39This is a wild card.
02:43All right.
02:44In this round,
02:45we will play ring roulette
02:48with the new crispy boneless wings
02:50from Jack in the Box.
02:52Half of the wings are coated in Jack in the Box sauces,
02:55but beware,
02:57the other half are coated in the last dab,
03:00which are munch spicier.
03:04Oh, for her.
03:05Okay.
03:06Did somebody say munch?
03:08Wow!
03:09I mean, that's not surprising,
03:11because there's so munch more to choose from
03:13than Jack in the Box.
03:14Dochi, Miss Milan,
03:15you can take your pick
03:16of my new Smoke Show Smokey BBQ sauce,
03:18my honey garlic sriracha,
03:20or watch out
03:21and suffer the wrath of the last dab.
03:23That'll get you going.
03:25Woosah!
03:29Enjoy.
03:30Hey, it's a sunny day.
03:31The gang's all here.
03:33Bye, Mr. Jack in the Box.
03:35Good luck with the wings.
03:37Okay.
03:38Okay.
03:39I like that guy.
03:40Let me take my gold tooth out.
03:41Take it on out.
03:42Let's dig into the chicken.
03:44Oh!
03:45She hurts.
03:46Okay.
03:47This one is looking real glazed and sexy.
03:50I have my eyes on this one,
03:52but you go first.
03:53Go ahead.
03:54I feel like that one's not gonna be the last dab,
03:56and I want the last dab.
03:58Okay, let's both pick one,
03:59and then we'll try it at the same time.
04:01All right.
04:04Okay.
04:05One, two, three.
04:10Hey.
04:11The sauce is pretty good.
04:12It's really good.
04:13I like that sauce.
04:15Send a couple of these home.
04:16Let's go for one more.
04:17Hmm.
04:19I'm telling you.
04:20It's those ones.
04:21Those are the ones that's the last dab.
04:25No, it's this one.
04:29I knew it was that one.
04:30Mmm.
04:31It starts off like a massage.
04:33Okay.
04:34In your mouth.
04:35Mmm.
04:36It starts off like a massage.
04:39And then it works up into your gums,
04:41and it goes from a massage to acupuncture.
04:44Okay.
04:45You're kind of like,
04:46okay, what do I do now?
04:47What do I do with myself?
04:48Yeah.
04:49Okay.
04:50But not me.
04:51I center myself.
04:52The swamp princess got this.
04:54I relax into the pain.
04:58Ah.
05:03Friendship test!
05:05I'm gonna write down my answer,
05:07and you have to guess my response.
05:09Okay.
05:10Guess wrong and eat a death wing.
05:12Okay.
05:13What's my biggest dating red flag?
05:18Is it being on the DL?
05:21You're on the right track.
05:25I have my answer.
05:27Ah!
05:29Is it close enough?
05:30Are you?
05:31You want to guess one more time
05:32what would be a red flag for me?
05:33Bad music taste?
05:34Ooh, that is a good one,
05:35because that's one for me.
05:36That is a good one.
05:37What do you mean
05:38you don't listen to Michael Jackson?
05:39But okay.
05:40Okay.
05:41This is a huge red flag for me.
05:43All right.
05:45Ah!
05:46You know what's so crazy?
05:47I was gonna say men!
05:51I was gonna say men!
05:52Like, you already know.
05:53I mean, strike one.
05:54You're a man.
05:55You're a kid.
05:56Yeah.
05:57And you're heterosexual.
05:58Yeah.
05:59So technically,
06:00because my mind was already there,
06:01I don't think I deserve to eat a wing.
06:04I think you do, friend.
06:07Ladies and gentlemen,
06:08boys and girls,
06:09always go with your gut instinct.
06:11I think you need more sauce.
06:13I need more sauce.
06:17Girl.
06:18Hold on.
06:20Just calm down.
06:21Hold on.
06:22I think I ate a piece of...
06:27Hold on.
06:28Yeah.
06:29You know, like, when it launched right there?
06:30Yeah.
06:31It's literally right there,
06:32the esophagus.
06:34Friendship test.
06:36What is my biggest childhood fear?
06:40What the hell?
06:42What have I feared in my life?
06:44What the hell?
06:45What is Milan scared of?
06:47I know, I'm so tough, right?
06:48That's that New Yorker, you know?
06:50I feel like...
06:51I'm the bad guy.
06:52I know.
06:53A great one.
06:54He used to have red hair.
06:57It used to have red hair?
06:59It used to have red hair.
07:00It used to have red hair.
07:02My biggest childhood fear.
07:03Oh!
07:06Ha!
07:11Clown.
07:12Oh.
07:13No.
07:14Well, what else has red hair?
07:16Chucky.
07:17Oh.
07:18No, that was a good one.
07:20I should have got that one.
07:21Chucky was a fear of mine.
07:22Really?
07:23You were scared of Chucky?
07:24Yeah, because you know what?
07:25I had a lot...
07:26Ooh, ooh, ooh.
07:27Got me again.
07:29I used to have a lot of dolls, right?
07:31Uh-huh.
07:32And when I saw the movie Chucky,
07:34I thought all my dolls was gonna come alive.
07:36Oh, yeah.
07:37So I was like, hold on.
07:38Sleeping with the lights on, TV on.
07:40Used to get in trouble for it,
07:41but I could not risk Chucky coming for me and my dolls.
07:44I have to eat a wing.
07:46Here we go.
07:50Brrr.
07:54Mmm.
07:57Girl, the gristle.
07:59How is it?
08:04Good?
08:05Alright.
08:14My last mixtape, Alligator Bites Never Heal, recently won a Grammy.
08:17It did, it did.
08:18We were there.
08:19Now you and I must avoid getting bit by a toy alligator at all costs.
08:25Best out of three wins.
08:26Okay.
08:27The death, the death, the death.
08:28Is she dying?
08:29The death win.
08:30Okay.
08:31Where's the gator?
08:32Okay.
08:33Now what are we doing with this thing?
08:34Press the G, X.
08:35Come on.
08:36I'm on edge right now.
08:37You know, the thing is, my reflexes are so fast, it really didn't hit me, but okay.
08:38Alright.
08:39Ah!
08:40Ah!
08:41Ah!
08:42Ah!
08:43Ah!
08:44Ah!
08:45Ah!
08:46Ah!
08:47Ah!
08:48Ah!
08:49Ah!
08:50Ah!
08:51Ah!
08:52Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:54Ah!
08:55Ah!
08:56Ah!
08:57Ah!
08:58How many strikes are we going for?
08:59Three?
09:00Best out of three, so this is it right here.
09:01Okay, okay.
09:02Ah!
09:03Take one of mine.
09:04I feel like mine hotter.
09:05Alright, fine.
09:06Fine, fine.
09:07I'll take it for a stoogie.
09:08Okay?
09:09But that's what I do on stage.
09:10I always got your back.
09:11Ah!
09:12Ah!
09:13Ah!
09:14Ah!
09:15Ah!
09:16Ah!
09:17Ah!
09:18Ah!
09:19Ah!
09:20Ah!
09:21Ah!
09:22Ah!
09:23Ah!
09:24Ah!
09:25Ah!
09:26Ah!
09:27Ah!
09:29Ah!
09:30Ah!
09:31Ah!
09:32Ah!
09:33Ah!
09:34Ah!
09:35Ah!
09:36Ah!
09:37Ah!
09:38Ah!
09:39Ah!
09:40Ah!
09:41Ah!
09:42Ah!
09:43I'm going to do it with you.
09:44Ah!
09:45Ah!
09:46Ah!
09:47Ah!
09:48I thought you put too much dip on that chip, girl.
09:49Mmm!
09:50See, I knew I was doing something right with this.
09:51Alright.
09:52Woo.
09:53from this hot wing.
09:56Hey!
09:57It's under my tongue.
09:59No, like it's actually,
10:01it's actually,
10:02like it's actually
10:03fucking me up.
10:06What the fuck is going on?
10:08Hey.
10:10It's on my lips.
10:11All right.
10:12It's on my lips.
10:13Okay, come on.
10:14Come on.
10:15All right.
10:15You cited the self-hook.
10:17Uh.
10:18Uh.
10:19Uh.
10:20Uh.
10:21Uh.
10:21Uh.
10:23You cited the self-help book,
10:25The Artist's Way,
10:26as an important part of your creative journey.
10:28Now that you're on top,
10:30complete this vulnerable exercise from the book.
10:32No!
10:33Or eat a deaf wing.
10:37Oh my God, my gums.
10:38It's in my gums.
10:39List three old enemies of your creative self-worth.
10:44Your historic monsters are building blocks
10:47of your core negative beliefs.
10:49Stop talking.
10:50Okay.
10:53You know, why does this matter?
10:57What is happening?
11:00Okay, so I don't care.
11:03I don't give a fuck about this.
11:06It doesn't matter.
11:07Nothing blocks me.
11:08Nothing fucking stops me.
11:11Nothing's stopping me.
11:12Except for this.
11:14That is the only thing.
11:15That's the answer to the question.
11:17Okay.
11:18I'm not taking another dab.
11:23It's your tradition.
11:25No, I can't even see.
11:27It's tradition around here
11:29to put a little extra on the last one.
11:32I don't want to be disrespectful,
11:34but fuck that tradition.
11:37You and your opponent can add an extra dab
11:40to your final wings now.
11:42I ain't never been no bitch.
11:44I haven't either.
11:45But right now, the sauce is going to my brain.
11:48Challenge your opponent to a compliment battle.
11:51Oh, that's nice.
11:52The first person to smile must eat a death wing.
11:55Okay.
11:59I love your smile.
12:00I love your teeth.
12:04I love your eyelashes.
12:07I love your eye shadow.
12:09I love your spirit.
12:10I love you.
12:11Oh, I love you too.
12:12Yeah, that's a compliment.
12:14I love the way you DJ.
12:16I love the way you perform.
12:17I love the way you treat your family.
12:18I love the way how you treat us as a team.
12:22I love the way you treat the team.
12:25You smiled!
12:25Oh no, what?
12:26No, she tricked me.
12:28What?
12:29You tricked!
12:31You smiled!
12:32Oh my God.
12:33Okay.
12:34That was really good though.
12:35I appreciate that.
12:36I love you, girl.
12:37Love you too.
12:38Take that dab.
12:39Take the dab, all right.
12:42Okay.
12:44Okay.
12:46Okay.
12:49Okay, y'all.
12:50Oh my God, that's too much, too much, too much.
12:54All right.
12:58Mama, you know I love you.
13:01I'll do it with you.
13:02We do everything together.
13:05Okay.
13:09All right.
13:12Here's to...
13:15Oh, whoa, whoa.
13:17Did you change your mind?
13:19Cheers to solidarity,
13:22to Grammy,
13:24to a long lasting career
13:26of love and joy.
13:30The hot, the spicy, the painful,
13:32but the sexy, the sweet, and the sultry.
13:36May both enter our lives and teach us new things.
13:39I like that.
13:39Cheers, sister.
13:40Cheers.
13:45I don't like that.
13:47I told you from the...
13:49I don't like that.
13:50I told you from the smell.
13:52I don't fucking like that.
13:53Cover this back up.
13:54I do not fucking like that.
13:55I don't like that.
13:56One minute.
13:58I don't like that.
13:59What's happening?
14:00My God.
14:02No, that one is definitely more brutal than the other one.
14:05Oh, they lied.
14:07They lied.
14:08It was all a lie.
14:09It was all a lie.
14:11It isn't over.
14:12It's just done.
14:13It's hot, so you guys both win.
14:15Do you want to take the trophy?
14:17Girl, we both won.
14:18See, that's how it's supposed to be.
14:20That's how it's supposed to be.
14:22Shout out to the chicken.
14:24Trophy.
14:25Shout out to Hot Ones.
14:26Let's go.
14:27We have the trophy.
14:28We won.
14:29Cheers.
14:29Cheers.
14:30What the fuck?
14:31Cheers.
14:32I don't know.
14:33Cheers.
14:34Cheers.
14:34I love you, sister.
14:35I love you, too.
14:36Let's go.
14:37All right.
14:38We're done.
14:39We're done.
14:39We're done.
14:40We're done.

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