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00:00Rich Little Piggies. It's been a minute since we played this.
00:03I was walking by here and there's a beach-themed Rich Little Piggies.
00:06So, since we're on the beach in Atlantic City, let's play Rich Little Piggies.
00:10Also, preview. Buffalo Lightning Link up to $500 a spin.
00:16Here's the idea. Let's win a lot of money the next couple days
00:19and then we'll fire it in there at $500 a spin.
00:22Rich Little Piggies. $75 a spin.
00:25It's been a minute.
00:26Min-bet dollars. Yeah, it has.
00:28We have not Rich Little Piggies'd in a while.
00:31We did it recently. Wasn't it $75 that we did?
00:34Yes, it was.
00:35And we got a double pop, right?
00:36Yeah, but it's a couple months, though. It's been a while.
00:40So, the objective of this game is to pop the blue and the yellow at the same time.
00:45You'll see the little coins that go up there. They can randomly pop the pigs.
00:49When you say objective, I think you mean...
00:52Intention?
00:53Our desire. That's the best case scenario.
00:56Fewer.
00:57What did you say?
00:58Fewer.
00:59Like you're saying he used the wrong word again?
01:02No, no, no. I want to focus. I want to know.
01:06Oh.
01:07Okay, 13.
01:09Are you saying I was being pedantic?
01:11Yes, whatever that means.
01:13No, not at all. I was just saying that I want to clarify what you're saying so I know.
01:20So I can put my energy on it.
01:22I see.
01:23Yeah, we definitely... Double pop is the way to go.
01:26If you don't get a double pop, you're going to get wrecked.
01:29Not always, but right now we're getting wrecked.
01:32Should we play some beach volleyball while we're out here?
01:35It's a little cold.
01:36Yeah, are you going to wear your Speedo for the beach volleyball?
01:39I have a... Yeah, no.
01:41And sing in a little teapot?
01:43What was that thing that Borat wore?
01:45Mankini.
01:46Mankini. Oh, that was funny.
01:49Are we going to do that football throwing bet again?
01:52Yes.
01:54How confident are you first try?
01:57First try?
01:59Yeah, I mean how much would you bet first try?
02:01That I can get it on the roof?
02:03Was it this cold last time we were here?
02:05It was colder last time.
02:07It's actually getting nice out here.
02:09It was nice in Philly. It was really warm.
02:12Yeah, we landed. It was beautiful.
02:13We're right by the ocean now.
02:14Oh, that's what it is, huh?
02:17Is that why they call it ocean?
02:19Yeah.
02:21On the sign it's actually ocean.
02:24Yeah.
02:25They're changing the logo and they said the N isn't done yet.
02:29I was talking to the social media lady.
02:32I thought they were going to change the name of the card game to Blackjaw.
02:35Blackjaw?
02:37I thought it was just part of that.
02:45We're not doing great so far.
02:47Have you noticed that?
02:48We haven't moved the blue at all.
02:49Nope.
02:5113. Come on.
02:53Hey, we moved the blue.
02:55Complain some more.
02:57This is really bad.
02:59Oh, there we go. Double pop. Let's be done.
03:03I thought we had it.
03:12Let's go.
03:15Add some money to the progressions.
03:17Oh, that's fine.
03:18Yeah, it's free money basically.
03:19Yeah, it doesn't change anything.
03:21Seven games. We've got to get lucky here.
03:23It's free money because we're going to keep playing for the blue, right?
03:25Yeah, exactly.
03:28Mini's 250. We'll probably get that.
03:30My guess.
03:33Oh, I take the maxi.
03:34All day.
03:35Doors.
03:39Grand unlikely.
03:41Come on.
03:42Doors, baby, doors.
03:43Oh, maybe it's going to give us the maxi.
03:44That'd be great.
03:45Doors.
03:51Maxi.
03:52Let's go.
03:53Hey, we got it.
03:56We needed that.
03:59That'll pad the bankroll.
04:04Major? Two more majors.
04:05Let's have a miracle.
04:06Come on.
04:07No.
04:09Two minis in one spin?
04:11Doors.
04:12Not likely.
04:16All right.
04:21We'll take it.
04:22They're going to make us.
04:24Wilds.
04:26So, Matt, we've been here, what, an hour?
04:28And we haven't gotten a funnel cake yet?
04:31Ah.
04:32It's kind of a long walk to the funnel cake place.
04:34Do you think we'll make it over this trip?
04:36Oh, there's no doubt about it.
04:39Oh, there's no doubt about that.
04:44Wilds.
04:45When is he going to add the money?
04:47No.
04:50Wilds.
04:53That was unfortunate.
04:59Beach balls.
05:01So, which way do you like this game better?
05:03The wilds or the other one?
05:05What's the other one?
05:06I forget.
05:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:08That's it.
05:09I'm indifferent.
05:10I don't think that either of them make much of a difference.
05:12Yeah, the red's never really a factor here.
05:14No.
05:17It's nice when you get a triple pop and you get some line pays with all your games, but...
05:27Oh, double pop.
05:30Oh, I called it.
05:31We didn't really want that.
05:32No.
05:33But better than nothing.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Will we get 1,200?
05:36I think so.
05:37I mean, we have to have some miracle line pays here.
05:40Full screen of blue pigs, maybe.
05:47Oh, this could be good.
05:48Aces, never mind.
05:53All right.
05:55Oh, 845.
05:57Not a bad start.
05:58We can maybe get even.
06:00Oh, we can definitely get even.
06:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:03Oh, it's still good.
06:04Come on with the tens.
06:05Still good.
06:06Yellows?
06:07No.
06:10I think we're in good shape.
06:12If that was a picture symbol, we were even for sure.
06:15Oh, look at that.
06:18Seems to...
06:19Come on, don't slow down on us.
06:21All right, that color guy.
06:22Nope.
06:23Wrong pig.
06:25Okay.
06:27All right, we can do 1,800.
06:31Come on.
06:32We got it.
06:33Let's go.
06:35Yep.
06:36Winner.
06:37Winner.
06:40Last game.
06:42All right.
06:43Wilds?
06:44Nice.
06:45Winner.
06:46Winner.
06:47Chicken dinner.
06:48They got self pay?
06:49We haven't set it up.
06:51Halftime report.
06:52Our first quarter.
06:53I mean, we're just getting started, but that works out well.
06:56$385 winner on the piggies.
06:58No yellow pop, but we'll take it.
07:00Look at this.
07:02The major is bigger than the grand.
07:05Let's get the major.
07:06$48,000.
07:07Let's go.
07:09Ninja Moon.
07:10This also has the super grand of $89,000,
07:13and the grand is rapid grand.
07:15I don't know what that means.
07:16It means it hits rapidly.
07:17Yes, and very often.
07:19Let's hit it.
07:20You ever been to Grand Rapids?
07:22No.
07:23I have not.
07:24Oh.
07:25I don't know what made me think of that.
07:26Probably grand.
07:28Or rapid grand, Grand Rapids.
07:30What else can you think of that's grand?
07:32Grand Junction.
07:33Grand Legends.
07:34Grand Junction.
07:35That's Colorado.
07:36Grand Pa.
07:37Grand Pa.
07:38Very good.
07:40Grandiose.
07:42So, $3,000 of image still.
07:44Yeah.
07:46This is a volatile game.
07:48Very, very volatile.
07:49Oh, volatile, schmolital.
07:51It's similar to the Phoenix Link in its game dynamics, right?
07:55I think so.
07:56Ten lines.
07:58And it's got the multiplier wilds.
08:00In the bonus?
08:02Two more.
08:03No.
08:04Oh, man.
08:06That was me being fanatic again.
08:09What is it?
08:11Disagreer?
08:12Corrector?
08:13That's a very big word for a 12-year-old.
08:15Oh, mismatcher?
08:16Yes, mismatcher.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Mismatcher is the most annoying personality type in the world.
08:22Surprising you didn't disagree with him about that.
08:24Yeah, there's a more annoying kind.
08:28That's not...
08:29That was a Tony Robbins thing.
08:31What? Mismatchers?
08:32Yeah, he talked about mismatchers.
08:34And there are some people, that's their strategy.
08:36They just love to disagree with people.
08:38So when you're selling them, you just have to tell them the opposite of what you actually want,
08:43so they'll disagree with you.
08:45They're so committed to disagreeing that they'll screw it up.
08:49They can be tricked.
08:50Yeah, they can be tricked.
08:52I use my ninja sales skills.
08:54He used to be like a sales guy, right?
08:57Like, to teach people how to sell stuff?
08:59Yeah, well, I used to teach this course called The Power to Influence when I worked for him in the early 90s.
09:06And it was an eight-week sales course that we taught to like insurance companies and stuff.
09:13And I would facilitate the trainings.
09:15Yeah, I remember.
09:16Well, I've just seen some old video of him teaching people how to be a salesperson.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Nowadays, all you do is see him teaching like personal empowerment and flying in the helicopter.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Walking across hot poles.
09:29I think he's like the best public speaker ever.
09:31His live events are so good.
09:33Oh, really? I've never seen him in person.
09:35He's tall.
09:37Yeah?
09:38Very tall.
09:39And he's got a very raspy voice, too.
09:41That's because he's always yelling, doing seminars.
09:44I don't think he ever gets his voice back.
09:46Come on.
09:48Pretty solid winnability on this machine.
09:58Why don't we hit this major?
10:00I'd like that.
10:01Rapidly.
10:02Oh, one more.
10:03Oh!
10:06I thought we had it.
10:08Yeah, those were nice.
10:10That was big.
10:11That was big.
10:14Well, we were down more than this on original piggies, so.
10:20True.
10:22But this doesn't have a bonus that we know we're going to get.
10:28I'm predicting a winning Atlantic City trip.
10:34Well, we're due.
10:35You say we got wrecked last time.
10:37Of course, I don't remember that.
10:39I'm pretty sure we lost four out of five days.
10:41And on the day that we won, we won very little.
10:47I remember that Buffalo Lightning rink.
10:50The E.J. Grunt counter.
10:53That was a...
10:55If I just really want this bonus, it's so hard to get.
10:57That one felt like it hurt.
11:03What a full screen of ninjas.
11:06I think we stick it out so we get a bonus here.
11:11That is a extreme idea.
11:17Well, we're getting valuable player points.
11:19That's true.
11:21Twenty bucks back.
11:23Nothing there.
11:26All right, so funnel cake, maybe play some carnival games.
11:29What else are we going to do?
11:32Gamble.
11:33Gamble.
11:34Play online.
11:36Oh, yeah.
11:37I did pretty well on the way back from the airport.
11:42Not surprised.
11:47It was funny.
11:48We were walking to baggage claim and you were already logged in.
11:53Oh, man.
11:54Those two 2500s really want to hit, don't they?
12:03Come on.
12:05Rascal.
12:07I was going to say, should we make the first side bet in Atlantic City for this trip?
12:11But we've already made one.
12:13Oh, yeah, we did.
12:14Oh, yeah, you won.
12:15Bet $100 on whose luggage would get here first.
12:18Yeah, whose suitcase would arrive first.
12:20I like my suitcase.
12:24So let's make another one.
12:25I'll give you a chance to win your $100 back.
12:26All right.
12:27What do you want?
12:28I want free games just because I like the free games bonus.
12:30You got it.
12:31$100.
12:33I hope one of you wins pretty soon.
12:35I know.
12:36Three grand in.
12:39I think I'm giving you way the best of it, too.
12:41What are you talking about?
12:43I don't know.
12:44I think the free games are less common, but maybe not.
12:49I don't think anything's very common.
12:51It doesn't look like.
12:54Ten lines.
12:56You know, the funny thing is it could be exactly 50-50.
12:59Right.
13:01This is brutal.
13:02How could one find out?
13:04Well, you could just keep track for a long, long time.
13:07That would probably be the easiest way.
13:10All right.
13:13$5,000.
13:14Yeah, $5,000.
13:18Let's get a bonus. Come on.
13:22You want another bet on bonus or no bonus?
13:27Bonus or no bonus?
13:28Yeah.
13:29On this $2,000?
13:30You want yes?
13:31Yes.
13:32I guess we have to put the luggage side bet in the stats.
13:35Yeah, you won $200.
13:37And you guys each lost $100.
13:38Yeah.
13:40All right, so you have yes for $100, right?
13:43I have yes, yes.
13:45Yes, yes.
13:46So I have a chance to win $200.
13:50With the free games.
13:51Yes.
13:53And I break even if we get the balls.
13:55I'd be happy with that.
13:59Oh.
14:01We really have been getting two a whole lot.
14:06Two tiger.
14:09What are we going to play to get our money back here?
14:13I don't know.
14:14Yes.
14:16Don't give up on the Digimon yet.
14:19Well, we need one of those two $2,500 ball deals and we'll be in good shape.
14:22Good shape.
14:26These guys have very aggressive sounds.
14:30Man, four grand down.
14:34Come on.
14:35There we go.
14:36There we don't go.
14:39I think you're trying to say we still have $1,000 left.
14:44Not anymore.
14:46Come on.
14:53Man, it just doesn't seem like it's doing anything.
15:01We're taking our money pretty well.
15:02Come on.
15:03I would have loved for you to have won.
15:15This is brutal.
15:16Very.
15:18Come on, Ninja.
15:19Come out of hiding.
15:20Come on, Ninja.
15:21Come out of hiding.
15:23Mini would be good.
15:25$2,500.
15:27Nothing mini about that.
15:28Come on.
15:32It just doesn't feel like it's going to happen, does it?
15:34I'm getting the $100 right.
15:42Yeah, it's just dry as a bone.
15:44Come on.
15:50Welcome to Atlantic City.
15:58Straight down.
16:12All right, moving on.
16:13Here you go, EJ.
16:15I think we got to get one.
16:17What?
16:18We got to get one.
16:19The advantage is now $6,000.
16:21That's the magic number.
16:22So you're committed to keep going.
16:24I don't know.
16:25We still have our other bet, WBG.
16:27Okay.
16:29So now you can scoop.
16:33Come on.
16:42I hate when EJ's right.
16:43Come on.
16:44Come on.
16:48It just doesn't seem like it wants to pay anything, does it?
16:52We haven't even gotten a decent line pay yet.
16:55What was the biggest line pay?
16:56Nothing.
16:57$250?
17:00It's been bad.
17:02And that can happen on this game.
17:04Yeah.
17:06So we got to find something else.
17:08Well, there's a reason that Major's almost backstabbed her.
17:14Yeah, they probably take it in about $500,000 to get that 48.
17:21Is this a start at $20,000 or $25,000?
17:23Probably $25,000.
17:26Jeez.
17:30Come on, Tiger.
17:31What a complete and utter disaster.
17:38On the river.
17:44Come on.
17:46Nothing.
17:52Genghis Khan.
17:53I put $2,000 more in.
17:55Let's bet our lucky $75,000.
17:56What do you say?
17:58Probably a good idea.
17:59WBG, do you want to keep it going?
18:00Balls versus free games?
18:01Sure.
18:02Alright.
18:04You know what else I want to do?
18:05What?
18:06I do want to look for a question.
18:08We need it desperately.
18:10Oh, that would have been a good start.
18:11$8,000 total inage.
18:13That was quick.
18:14That was a really bad turn.
18:15One more.
18:17Yes!
18:18EJ lost.
18:19I didn't even put it in my wallet.
18:21Alright.
18:22Let's enjoy this.
18:24Come on, Genghis.
18:25All we have to do is talk about the question.
18:27Yeah, we should have talked about it at that last game.
18:29Multipliers.
18:3325 lines.
18:34Come on.
18:36Oh, boy.
18:39Not great so far, huh?
18:40No.
18:44Oh!
18:45We needed that.
18:46Yeah.
18:48I did not expect that.
18:49I did not either.
18:52How about a word?
18:53Yeah, any word.
18:55How about a blue word?
18:56No, an orange word.
18:57Orange.
18:58Orange.
18:59Orange.
19:00Orange.
19:01Orange.
19:02Orange.
19:03How about a blue word?
19:04No, an orange word.
19:05I'm all major.
19:06How about a green word?
19:08That's what I meant.
19:12Alright, we're still alive.
19:16Sadly, a small school, so we need a word.
19:22Something here.
19:27Not optimal.
19:31That's not good.
19:33No.
19:40Hand pay?
19:42Well, we talked about this the other day.
19:44What?
19:45Disappointing bonus.
19:46Should we move on?
19:48Well, if that's what you think.
19:51What do you think?
19:53Oh, I don't care.
19:55So, what do you think?
19:57I think that that's not enough, but let's just fire it in there some more.
20:01Alright.
20:02Get a natural balls.
20:04With bigger symbols or bigger values.
20:07I'd like to get that major.
20:09Come on.
20:16Run it back?
20:17Sure.
20:18All-Earths for games?
20:19You want the same side?
20:20Yeah.
20:21Okay.
20:25Let's go.
20:26Big biggins.
20:33There we go.
20:34Come on.
20:35No!
20:37Thought we had it.
20:40That was rough.
20:47Twelve dollars?
20:50Something paid twelve bucks?
20:51I thought that was a five of a kind.
20:53I thought that was really good.
20:56Thirty-seven fifth.
20:58I always think that one, the free game symbol is so similar to the wilds.
21:07We're gonna have to get creative here.
21:10What do you mean?
21:11How we win?
21:12I mean, yeah, we gotta win a lot.
21:14Yeah, I was thinking, well.
21:17Go on record and say that I wanted to switch games.
21:20Alright, what do you want to go to?
21:22I don't know.
21:25I don't know.
21:27Yeah, it's gonna be so hard to win it all back.
21:34Well, miracles never cease.
21:44Seems to be going just so fast.
21:55How do you win?
21:56Oh.
22:00Well, the question's taking a while, so.
22:02Yeah, I have one.
22:03Yeah?
22:04Just waiting for a good time to slide it in there.
22:07Well, we're gonna be out of money before you read it, so.
22:09Alright, well then I'll wait.
22:10Yeah.
22:14Well, EJ, unless we get something here, you were right again.
22:21It's that thing with the bad bonus.
22:23You get a bad bonus and then you feel like it owes you a good one and you just lose all your money.
22:27Yeah, what about your new strategy?
22:28I tried, he wanted to keep going.
22:32That gets kind of sticky.
22:34Yeah.
22:35Yeah, well.
22:36Complete disaster.
22:37Sticky just cost him 2,800 bucks.
22:43Eureka Treasure Train, I guess, is gonna have to do it.
22:45Big major, 3.3 times reset.
22:4811.5 an inch.
22:50Wow.
22:51That did not take long.
22:52Not at all.
22:54You need three of the mines or six of the dynamites.
22:58Dynamite.
22:59And this game hasn't really been historically great to us either.
23:05It's another very volatile game.
23:07Favorite word.
23:11Oh.
23:12Alright, let me get this question asked.
23:15Okay, I'm gonna bet 90.
23:16Alright, let me get this question asked.
23:17Okay, I'm gonna bet 90 while you do it.
23:18Go ahead.
23:19Oh.
23:20Oh.
23:21Jackie Goody, I guess, 147 asks,
23:27Where do you think you would be or what do you think you would be doing if that first post had not gone viral?
23:32EJ, do you think you would have thought of a gambling channel eventually?
23:38That's a really good question.
23:39Yeah.
23:41What do you think you'd be doing would be the interesting thing?
23:43Me?
23:44No, well, yeah.
23:45I know.
23:46Hey, look at that.
23:47We needed it.
23:48Well, first of all, what's the total image now?
23:4911.5.
23:5011.5, okay.
23:51I was just saying, no, I wonder what EJ would be doing.
23:54Do you have it, like, it's really hard to say.
23:56I, uh, I'm grateful for what I am doing.
23:59I know what I'd be doing.
24:00What would you be doing?
24:01Gambling.
24:02Gambling.
24:03Yep.
24:04I was gambling before, during, and probably after.
24:08Two more.
24:09Ah.
24:10But, yeah, I'm curious about you two.
24:12Well, he was retired, so he probably would just be retired still.
24:15Yeah, but he's, I mean, he's been retired since I've known him, but he's never really been retired.
24:20He, Matt cannot sit still.
24:22No.
24:23I'd probably be doing something.
24:24Yeah, I always find something interesting to do.
24:26You think it would be real estate?
24:28I mean, maybe that's kind of my default, you know, because you can always say you're doing real estate when you're, even if you're doing nothing.
24:34Because you can always still get rental income coming in or buying something.
24:37I like your philosophy about buying real estate.
24:40I like your philosophy about buying real estate.
24:42You just buy it because that way you can't blow the money.
24:45Yeah.
24:47Great place to hide money from myself.
24:49Yeah, exactly.
24:50Why?
24:51Yeah, because it's hard to, it's not very liquid.
24:53I mean, it is kind of liquid.
24:55One thing that's funny about real estate is that whenever you go in to buy something, it's like, oh, man, we've got six offers on this property.
25:02You know, and then whenever you want to sell something, they're like, oh, you know, places just aren't moving, you know.
25:09A little rust, the tires are low.
25:11No one's ever buying when you're selling a property.
25:15Like, they're impossible to sell, but they're really easy to buy.
25:18I have an interesting twist on this question.
25:20Okay, what do you got?
25:21What do you think EJ would be doing?
25:24And then we'll see what EJ actually says.
25:26He'd probably be homeless.
25:27Oh, come on.
25:28No, what do you think?
25:29I don't know.
25:30I mean, this is like kind of all we know right now, but I mean, he always seemed to, you know, land on his feet.
25:35We'd probably find something else to do.
25:37What did EJ say he wanted to be when he was a kid?
25:39He said he wanted to do what I did, which is stay home a lot and hang out and talk on the phone every once in a while.
25:49Bust the chops with his kids?
25:51Yeah.
25:54Did you ever want to be a fireman or rocket scientist or an astronaut?
26:00No, I thought we had it.
26:01Pro tennis player.
26:02Yeah, tennis player or do what my dad did was the two things that I said when I was a little kid.
26:07Did you ever have a bring your dad to school day or anything like that?
26:11I used to go work in his classroom a lot.
26:13Oh, really?
26:14Yeah.
26:15Were you a proctor?
26:16I remember I got in trouble for like giving the kids money.
26:19Laughing.
26:20Oh, yeah.
26:21Like we were playing some kind of game and I made it like a bet, you know, and I was like giving the kids money.
26:26And they said, you can't give them money.
26:28I'm like, oh, sorry.
26:31I like your friends, Zach and Tara.
26:35You always give their kids money.
26:36Yeah.
26:38They are hysterical.
26:41I remember having the relative that would do that.
26:44Every time you see him, they'd give you a couple of bucks.
26:47Yeah.
26:50How much do you normally give those kids?
26:51I don't know.
26:52Anywhere between.
26:53Depending on my mood.
26:54If I saw them today, I'd probably give them nothing.
26:57But, I don't know, let's use like $100.
27:02Do they have to earn it?
27:03Yeah.
27:04I just tell them if they can be quiet for like an hour.
27:07Laughing.
27:10Man, we're getting wrecked today.
27:12Come on.
27:13Two more.
27:14Oh.
27:15I thought that was a split.
27:18What a disaster.
27:24All right, another halftime report.
27:26Kind of on tilt here.
27:27$500 a spin, another $3,500.
27:30Make it an even $15,000.
27:32Very bad start in Atlantic City.
27:34But, if we get a bonus here, it could be a good start.
27:37$500 a spin.
27:39Let's go.
27:40Well, this may be the only time we get a chance to play this.
27:42Because if we have a bad trip, there's just no way we're doing it.
27:45So, $3,500 shot.
27:47Buffalo Lightning Link.
27:49Make sure you hit the $500 before you press the button.
27:51Let's make this enjoyable.
27:53Oh.
27:54No.
27:55Oh, my gosh.
27:56That would have been nice.
27:59All right, that's a little bit.
28:01$100 back.
28:03Come on.
28:04Coins.
28:05Buffalo.
28:07Six of them.
28:11Ugh.
28:14Ugh.
28:15Oh, my goodness.
28:17That would have been nice.
28:20My spin.
28:21Wow.
28:22That was dumb.
28:23Oh, it's not over.
28:25A couple more spins.
28:26Let's go.
28:29That's nothing.
28:30Apparently not.
28:31Aces?
28:33Nah.
28:3450-50 chance.
28:37Nice.
28:38Come on.
28:39Something.
28:41All right.
28:42Back to the Ninja Moon.
28:43That kind of started off...
28:45The disaster.
28:46Yeah.
28:47$100 a spin.
28:48All right.
28:49All we need is a $200X bonus on $100.
28:50$150X, actually.
28:52If we got it for a spin.
28:54Oh, okay.
28:55$151X.
28:58$152X.
29:00$153X.
29:03$154X.
29:04Come on.
29:06That would have done it.
29:08Yeah.
29:09But it didn't.
29:10No, it unfortunately did not.
29:14Are we still on?
29:16We've resolved it.
29:17Do you want to do it again?
29:18That would have done it.
29:21This thing has to pay, doesn't it?
29:24No.
29:25No, it never has to pay.
29:26Oh, come on.
29:31Let's just...
29:33Drop the major.
29:34Oh, my gosh.
29:35Please.
29:36Let's get it.
29:37Any bonus.
29:38I mean, we need the free games, really, unless it's a big school.
29:41So, I have free games, right?
29:43Are we doing it?
29:44Yeah, let's do it.
29:45Okay.
29:48I'm still trying to...
29:50Figure out what you'd be doing if we weren't doing this.
29:54I know you wouldn't be too happy in the Bitcoin markets the last couple weeks.
30:01I mean, maybe.
30:02I mean, it's like buying Bitcoin at...
30:04One more!
30:07That is...
30:10I mean, if everything was about the high watermark, then no, he wouldn't be happy.
30:15My stock market high watermark is just...
30:18Makes my gambling losses look like nothing.
30:25Come on.
30:30Ah, this thing stinks.
30:36Come on.
30:37All right, here.
30:38All we need is $17,000.
30:39I smell why that's so funny to you guys.
30:42The biggest man over here cropped us to this.
30:46That wasn't me.
30:48Come on, you idiot ninja.
30:52I don't know, this being too loud is...
30:54Everything's starting to make me mad, but it's too loud.
30:56It's bugging me.
31:00Now you don't think it's loud enough, huh?
31:04All right, ninja.
31:05Let's show your skills.
31:06Come on.
31:09You think EJ could have been a ninja?
31:11Maybe.
31:13Did you take any martial arts?
31:14No, you never did, right?
31:16You kind of seem like one of those kids that went to karate class.
31:20That's how you seem like.
31:21I do.
31:23Big karate guy, WBG.
31:28Yeah.
31:30World's biggest geek.
31:33So is this what happened last time we were in Atlantic City?
31:36Yeah.
31:37I think they have the return to player set to about 4%.
31:42I bet it's higher than 4.
31:43We've had two bonuses.
31:46Yeah, it's ridiculously bad.
31:50But I don't know, I mean how...
31:51That kind of stuff doesn't show up that quickly.
31:53I just think we're running bad.
31:55Yeah, we're playing big and we're running bad.
31:57It's a bad combination.
32:01For the first while, we weren't really playing that big.
32:07Should have stayed on Rich Little Piggies.
32:09Yeah, we won 300 bucks.
32:11Seems like a million dollars now.
32:13Oh, for crying out loud.
32:16I mean, what did we put in here, 5,000?
32:18Yeah.
32:20And that went in two seconds too here.
32:22Come on.
32:31I hope the funnel cake place is open.
32:33We need some comfort food.
32:46Well...
32:48Not our day, huh?
32:50Oh!
32:51Hey!
32:52Five again!
32:56Come on, we need a big bonus here.
32:57The next couple spins.
32:59I'm going to have to bet your dad 20,000 on whether or not you can throw that football.
33:02Yeah.
33:05You think we're going to get it, EJ?
33:07No.
33:11Here we go.
33:16Blazed it.
33:19Jinx.
33:25What's that?
33:35Oh my God.
33:39All we need is 20 grand on this spin.
33:42It is just 25, and we are just having a disaster right now.
33:47Well, at least we never give up.
33:51You think we can lose as much in one day as we did the entire week last time?
33:56How much did we lose last time in the entire week?
33:58I don't know, probably less than this.
34:00No, I think we lost 40 or 50.
34:02I think our tolerance for losing has increased.
34:06Oh.
34:07At least we had that big win the other day.
34:15I think if you zoom out, you'll realize we're actually doing pretty well, all things considered.
34:19Today is a particularly rough day.
34:22Must be the jet lag.
34:24Might be.
34:26Is that a winner?
34:27It's decent, actually, maybe.
34:29Yeah.
34:30380.
34:31We didn't even take a nap.
34:32Off the plane, dropped the bags, into the casino.
34:36Yeah, it's a bad formula, probably.
34:40And then playing hyper-volatile games when you're irritable is probably another bad thing to do.
34:46Well, we're about to win, so don't worry.
34:49All right.
34:50I want to get the free games so I can win my side bet.
34:56At this point, I don't know.
34:58Side bet.
35:01At this point, we're just burning money and there's no bonus coming.
35:04There's no bonus coming.
35:05No.
35:06No chance.
35:07All right.
35:08Let's do the double bet again.
35:09Can we bet more?
35:10Yes.
35:11As much as you want.
35:12All right.
35:13300.
35:14You got it.
35:15You're taking no bonus of 300?
35:16Both bets 300 each?
35:17No.
35:18The one bonus is 100 and then the no bonus is 300.
35:20Okay.
35:22I want to win, just because I want the bonus.
35:25I want you to win.
35:26I want you to win.
35:27Bad.
35:30It does feel like just a complete disaster, though.
35:35No wonder that major is so big.
35:37Yeah.
35:38You just need to at least expect it.
35:41I don't think anyone here is expecting it.
35:47Matt, you think it's too late for you to go back and be a judge like you wanted to be?
35:50I think so.
35:51I don't think I have the attention span to go to law school and all that and read all those books.
35:55I don't know a way on earth.
35:57Oh, man.
35:58We've gotten five a lot, haven't we?
36:03You ever notice you get five a lot?
36:04Yeah, I've noticed that.
36:07Certainly less than six.
36:11That would be such a mood changer.
36:13Is that why you joined your HOA board?
36:15So you could arbitrate disputes in your neighborhood?
36:18I don't know, but I'll tell you.
36:20Anybody that has an HOA, just be grateful to the people who are on the board because it's a thankless job.
36:29And it was funny.
36:30I used to listen to people complain about, oh, those board people, you know.
36:34All the guys on the board are really, really nice and they work really hard.
36:40And it's just a thankless job.
36:42Worse than playing slots, but close.
36:45Close.
36:49Oh, I thought that would have been a four of a kind at least.
36:51About the OU300, huh?
36:53Can you believe this?
37:01I don't know. It's not over yet.
37:03How much does three queens pay? Fifty bucks.
37:11My goodness gracious.
37:13Great balls of fire.
37:15Twenty bucks.
37:20Twenty-five thousand dollars down the drain.
37:30At least EJ won more side bets.
37:32WBG going down in the lost column.
37:35I still think I'm going to win for the year.
37:37Yeah? You better really get cracking.
37:41This is idiotic.
37:44Oh, are you sweating, EJ?
37:46No. I want to get the bonus.
37:49I'd be grateful to lose the money.
37:52It felt like free money. I should have bet more.
37:58Yeah, there's no bonuses in this game.
38:00I don't think it was a bad bet.
38:03There's no bonus? Didn't we get a bonus once?
38:06No.
38:08Twenty years ago?
38:10This is just absolutely awful.
38:19Come on.
38:20Eighty percent chance. Got it.
38:27There it is.
38:28All right. What a day.
38:30Wake up at 3.30, fly for four and a half hours,
38:34drive from Philly to Atlantic City,
38:36come down to the casino and just get kicked clean in the nuts
38:40by a ninja for $25,000.
38:43So a complete disaster.
38:45I mean, I don't know where to go.
38:46You can't just keep feeding it.
38:47$25,000 is about where I tap out.
38:50It was like UFC.
38:51The guy broke my arm, you know, if I didn't tap right there.
38:54$25,000.
38:55It doesn't seem like it took very long.
38:57Wasn't a lot of fun.
38:59Rich little piggies.
39:00Rich little piggies.
39:01We won $335, but the rest was just an absolute disaster.
39:07I don't know.
39:08I don't know what else to say.
39:10Not our day.
39:11Get some rest.
39:12Get them again tomorrow.
39:14We got some ground to make up here in Atlantic City.
39:17Not starting off good.
39:19Tomorrow we need to win at least $25,000.
39:22So we're going to go up and formulate a plan and come back swinging.
39:26We'll see you guys tomorrow.