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00:00So, this should go good.
00:02And the winner is...
00:04If you wanna smoke, then say that.
00:06Just give me the tab, I'll pay that.
00:08I just cashed out, could've got a Maybach.
00:10I ain't like them guys, I'm laid back.
00:12Alright guys, I hope you'll like the last vlog.
00:14We are going to London.
00:16This vlog is going to be everything.
00:18We're playing the charity match, Cyber Charity Match.
00:20We're going to be goalie.
00:22We're doing impulsive with my friend Mike Malak,
00:24Logan Paul, EZ.
00:26How do you actually cough slowly?
00:28Normally, I breathe normal.
00:30If you go too hard, you're going too slow.
00:32Yeah, buddy.
00:34Bro, I'll stop everything, bro.
00:36Don't judge me.
00:38Don't judge me.
00:40I've seen your Twitter, buddy. I've seen your TikTok.
00:42You're not even that good.
00:44How's it going, brother?
00:46Are you happy?
00:48Are you ready for tomorrow?
00:50Yeah.
00:52I'm your goalie.
00:54I'm your goalie.
00:56I'm your goalie.
00:58Alright, bro.
01:02How long are you going to be here for?
01:04I'm just trying to drink Gamble.
01:06Bro, I was going yesterday.
01:08I was going to Gamble yesterday.
01:10I heard.
01:12Alright.
01:16Maybe I have to throw a little Gamble in the game too.
01:18How are you doing?
01:20Good to see you.
01:22Good to see you too, bro.
01:24Really?
01:26I've been on the pitch a couple of times.
01:28A couple of times?
01:30Yeah.
01:32Good luck.
01:34How are you feeling?
01:36I'm just going to do what I do, man.
01:38Do what you do?
01:40Yeah.
01:42Do you think you'll be able to stop a few goals?
01:44I think 12-3 us.
01:46What?
01:4812-3 us.
01:50What?
01:52So you're landing three goals?
01:54Yeah, I practiced with the pros over in America.
01:56You practiced to let three goals in?
01:58That's what I'm planning on.
02:00You know what?
02:02Sure.
02:04Good luck, bro.
02:06Good luck to you too.
02:08You're actually probably going to need it.
02:10I'm serious.
02:12I'm as fit as I've been in the last few years.
02:14Wow.
02:16I can't wait to see you.
02:18Good luck.
02:20You ready?
02:22I think so.
02:24But you're on the opposite team, so...
02:26I think it'll be easy.
02:28You can't cuss here.
02:30F*** around and find out.
02:32Alright?
02:34Yeah.
02:36Dude, this shirt I got off of H.
02:38This one?
02:40Hell yeah.
02:42It shows your curves in a good way.
02:44I know, I feel like I've got the skins on or something.
02:46I got this from...
02:48Nah, man.
02:50I'm going to talk about...
02:52Dude, chicks love it.
02:54This is...
02:56This is the best thing ever.
02:58I'm telling you.
03:00Gaming headphones like this.
03:02Genius idea.
03:04You know how many kids you've got?
03:06Four or five.
03:08Four or five?
03:10Hundreds? Thousands? Billions?
03:12How long can I sit here and do this for?
03:14Nah, like...
03:16I got a second pair of headphones too.
03:18If you want them.
03:22Bro.
03:24It's a good way.
03:26Oh, it's so fun!
03:28Bro, it is sick.
03:30It is sick.
03:32When you're in the club too,
03:34it kind of muffles it a little bit.
03:36It's almost like beats headphones.
03:38If I was a girl, bro...
03:42I'd do nasty.
03:44Nah, I'm in there, bro.
03:46That's just me being honest.
03:48That's full transparency.
03:50I'm going to be honest.
03:52I love the transparency.
03:54Why do I have to take up one of their offers?
03:56WWW.
03:58Get, get, get.
04:00Alright, alright, alright.
04:04Depends. Is it real?
04:06It is real.
04:08Yeah, you're good.
04:10Hey.
04:12You're sick.
04:14What did you tell Paul?
04:16That's what I'm going to do.
04:18They have this interior.
04:20I know, bro.
04:22This is the one you're going to spam for the next...
04:24I got a bad haircut right now.
04:26I lost my lion hat.
04:28Good to see you, bro.
04:30Yeah, dude, I got it here.
04:32Like I got it here.
04:34Walking around the London Eye.
04:36That's incredible.
04:38That's really good.
04:40That's where you come to start talking about it.
04:42Are you playing FIFA?
04:44Yeah, I am.
04:46I practiced a lot, too.
04:48I played like three times.
04:50In the past month.
04:52That counts.
04:54Last time I played goalie,
04:56it was in a different match.
04:58I didn't practice.
05:02Did you grow up playing soccer?
05:04No. I did football.
05:06And we're on opposite teams.
05:08Okay, good.
05:14Walk up to the...
05:20Okay, whenever you're ready.
05:22Go for it.
05:24To the mark.
05:30And then, arms crossed, holding a pose.
05:34Nice.
05:3610...
05:389...
05:408...
05:427...
05:446...
05:465...
05:484...
05:503...
05:52Arms down.
05:54There we go.
05:56That's great.
06:02Great.
06:04$50.
06:08And then let's get a number one.
06:12I love it.
06:14How many does he have to go through?
06:1636.
06:18Nice.
06:22Yes, sir?
06:24Okay, I will.
06:28Is there not a backup goalie?
06:30Oh, you're the guy, bro.
06:32That's good.
06:40Is that a boom mic?
06:42Oh, let's go.
06:46Oh, sweet. Let's go.
06:48Doing good, how are you?
06:50Doing good, how are you?
06:52So, basically, we're going to do...
06:54All you have to do is go up, stand in front of the camera,
06:56Oh, I know exactly what this is.
06:58I've seen this on TV before.
07:00This jacket's sick.
07:02Yeah, where'd you get that from?
07:04Oh, what?
07:06Yeah, that's sick.
07:08Do I walk up for Black Raider here?
07:10Yeah, and then off to the left afterwards.
07:12So you can come that way.
07:14Left and right.
07:16Let's do this.
07:24Let's go again and start a bit more in the middle.
07:26Oh, yeah.
07:28More like right there.
07:40That's a cool signature.
07:42I need to work on a cursive one.
07:44I was actually in the States
07:46because I'm from the U.S.
07:48I'm assuming y'all are from London, right?
07:50Close enough, yeah.
07:52They stopped teaching cursive
07:54halfway through when I was growing up,
07:56so I barely know cursive.
07:58Harvard School for us was like, you get taught exactly how to do cursive.
08:00Really?
08:02And you get taught like normal.
08:04Yeah, I think it's way better.
08:06No, it's like a full-on thing. You get taught exactly how to do it.
08:08And you get taught how to sing in a choir.
08:10Oh, really?
08:12It's like whenever you go to a football game, the chants are really strong.
08:14Everyone knows how to sing in a choir.
08:16That's actually kind of cool. I did not know that.
08:18Speaking from Boston Bay,
08:20so the shots from me out there,
08:22I would say these two lines
08:24are your goalposts.
08:26Okay.
08:28The further forward you come here,
08:30if you can dive out past those lines,
08:32you're both your goalposts.
08:34You shrink the goal?
08:36Yeah, 100%.
08:38We're diving.
08:40So this is what you see.
08:42This is what they see.
08:44Does that make sense?
08:46What do they see that we don't see?
08:48Actually, you know what?
08:50Can you do it to them?
08:52If I come here,
08:54save a shot, you can easily just pass it in there.
08:58If I come here,
09:00you can't see the goal.
09:02You're just going to hit me.
09:04So this is it.
09:06This is where we want to be.
09:12When do we know
09:14to press them?
09:16Like I said,
09:18if it's a small line,
09:20you always want to be in the middle of the goal.
09:22If they take a heavy touch
09:24and it comes in,
09:26if they're still in control,
09:28we'll just come a little bit
09:30and we'll block this angle.
09:32If they take a touch and you think
09:34that's 50-50, I can get there,
09:36then you come.
09:38As long as they're in control...
09:40No.
09:48Receive the ball,
09:50take a touch out,
09:52shoot the ball.
09:58Once we score a goal, we keep streaking.
10:00And for the people who mess up the streak,
10:0220 push-ups.
10:14Come on, Theo!
10:16Come on, Theo!
10:18Set the pace!
10:20Set the pace!
10:22Set the pace!
10:24It's 20 if you miss.
10:2620 if you miss.
10:30We're here at 2.30.
10:46Goal!
11:06The streak is going!
11:08What's he doing?
11:16Alright, last one, last one, last one.
11:23Take a shot.
11:24Come on, who didn't go?
11:25Who didn't go?
11:26Who didn't go?
11:27Go, go, go, let's go.
11:28You have 20 few minutes.
11:29One more, one more.
11:30I need 20 from you.
11:31I need 20.
11:32Thank you, thank you.
11:33I don't want to see no bullshit.
11:34Take a touch.
11:35Right foot or left foot?
11:36Right foot, right foot.
11:37I'm on this.
11:38I'm on this.
11:39I'm on this.
11:40I'm on this.
11:41I'm on this.
11:42I'm on this.
11:44Right foot or left foot?
11:45Right foot.
11:46I'm on this.
11:47Right foot.
11:48Okay.
11:49Take a touch.
11:50Yeah.
11:51Go, go, go.
11:52Be a shot.
11:53Go like that.
11:54Yeah, sketch, yeah!
11:55Okay.
11:56Who didn't go?
11:57Who didn't go?
11:58I didn't go, I didn't go.
11:59I didn't go.
12:00I didn't go.
12:01I didn't go.
12:02I didn't go.
12:03I didn't go, I didn't go.
12:04I didn't go.
12:05I didn't go, I didn't go.
12:06No one asked me to do push-ups.
12:07I didn't expect Sketch to run up.
12:08Come on, bro.
12:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:10You gotta do it into the center man, like that.
12:11Yeah, cool.
12:12Come on dad, come on.
12:14Yay!
12:15Can I go next one?
12:16Come on, the streak is alive.
12:17The streak is alive.
12:18Come on, Terry.
12:19Make it work.
12:20Come on.
12:21Aw, I need 20 from the pair.
12:22I need 20 pushups, Terry.
12:23Oh!
12:24Hey, Dad, I need 20.
12:25You messed up the streak.
12:26Good effort, son.
12:27What the hell, what do you mean?
12:28You messed up the streak.
12:29Dad, 20 pushups.
12:30Come on.
12:31You messed up the streak.
12:32Come on.
12:33Come on, Dad.
12:34Come on.
12:35Come on.
12:36Nice touch.
12:37Nice touch.
12:38Nice touch.
12:39Come on, come on, come on.
12:41Nice touch, nice touch.
12:43Big, big, big, big.
12:45I need two in the cap, I need two in the cap.
12:48That's fine.
12:49Five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
12:52That's a good save.
12:54One more set, one more set.
12:55Yeah!
12:56Woo!
12:57One more set.
12:58One more push-up, one more push-up.
12:59Outside the box shot.
13:01If you miss, pop one.
13:02One left, one left.
13:02Shoot outside the box.
13:03You got to send.
13:05Outside the deep, the deep, you see the deep?
13:06Shoot, shoot outside the deep.
13:09I'll go.
13:14Come on, Fennel.
13:15No.
13:16Five push-up, five push-up, Fennel.
13:19Five push-up.
13:20Good!
13:21Holy shit.
13:22Dude, that's a lot of running.
13:24That's a lot of fitness.
13:25Nice.
13:26Goalkeeper's not, for me, I think it's hard to position.
13:27Hard to position, man.
13:29You think so?
13:30Yeah, because now you have to pass as well.
13:31Before, when it was old football,
13:33just kick the ball and that's it and do the saves.
13:35Yeah, but you're doing well.
13:37Yeah, I'm trying my best.
13:38Yeah, I see you, man.
13:38Yeah, so that shot there, tipped over the bar.
13:40He had it, I was trying to press him.
13:42Far from it.
13:43Good stuff, Skit.
13:44Good stuff, Skit.
13:46All right.
13:47Oi!
13:47Oi.
13:48That's far from it, man.
13:49That was a man.
13:50That was a man.
13:51That was a man.
13:52That was a man.
13:53Let's go around.
13:54Pick it, pick it, man.
13:56Is that a team we can do it, bro?
13:58That's a half spot.
13:58Oh!
14:00If you're going to run, you have to do this.
14:04You have to kick the ball.
14:05Where you dive, right?
14:06Or you can dive, but I'm saying try to get the ball.
14:09You've just been in goal.
14:10Why are you sweating so hard?
14:12It is a lot to do.
14:13That was like 60 shots in a row.
14:15Most important position on the pitch.
14:16And what about the goalkeeper?
14:17I will, if we have to.
14:18Being a goalkeeper is the hardest position on the pitch.
14:20Remember when you stole my whole f*****g phone?
14:23But when it comes to my goalkeeper,
14:24it's someone who I actually know.
14:25That's true.
14:26That's my assistant manager by the way, Skit.
14:27I gave him the same amount of goals as the other keeper.
14:31I don't think I've ever seen a goalie sweat this much.
14:33Bro.
14:34Yeah, put me in the goal.
14:35It's the best job.
14:36How are you?
14:37How are you with stopping balls?
14:38Bro, when I was in sixth grade, I played volleyball.
14:41Did you?
14:42Yeah, I did.
14:4310 years ago.
14:44We should try that.
14:44I got potential.
14:46Oh, you got those goals on camera, did you?
14:49Some of them.
14:50I think I was stood behind people most of the time.
14:53Bro, we can speak to the editors
14:55and they've said they won't cut it out.
14:57Oh, they won't?
14:58Are they gonna bribe me?
14:59Bro, oh my God.
15:00Hey, you did well in there, man.
15:01Mate, you had so many shots.
15:03I was about to faint for a second.
15:04I'm not gonna lie.
15:06Yes, sir.
15:06Hey!
15:07Oh!
15:09Coach, he might make it to the goal.
15:11No, no, no, don't.
15:12I'm wearing my game cleats.
15:14You're great, Sketch.
15:15You're great, yeah?
15:16I feel good.
15:17It's gonna be hoppin' hoppin'.
15:17I didn't drink.
15:19I wanna drink.
15:19Water and all that stuff before practice.
15:21Oh, shit.
15:22Can I show you that much?
15:23What do you mean, am I?
15:24You're about to take a penalty.
15:25I hope you don't mean to sit down and go.
15:27Yes.
15:27That's a good pen.
15:28Yes, please.
15:29You're doing the right thing.
15:30You're not gonna save them all.
15:31You're doing the right thing, though, Sketch.
15:35You could've saved that.
15:37Pick a side, Ty.
15:38Pick a side.
15:41What side do you like, Ty?
15:46Yes, Ty!
15:51Oh!
16:00Yes!
16:01Yes, man!
16:03I don't know, you know what I mean.
16:06Yes, man!
16:10Fuck!
16:11Oh, my God.
16:17Oh!
16:18Hey, Ross!
16:19Hey, hey, hey, watch the ball!
16:22Come on, Rinaldo.
16:26Last one running wins!
16:28Wait, hold on.
16:29It's just throwing.
16:30Is this still the test?
16:31No, this is for real.
16:32Don't take the down.
16:33Go to your right a little bit.
16:34You told me to squeeze in.
16:37All right.
16:38Crank up the speed!
16:42Okay.
16:46How are you guys feeling?
16:47No!
16:48All right, a little faster!
16:50No!
16:52Oh!
16:52Oh!
16:58A little faster!
17:03Go a little faster.
17:03Back, back, back, back, back.
17:07Santa, watch out.
17:07It might fall.
17:09Oh!
17:09Oh!
17:10Oh!
17:11Oh!
17:12Oh, no, it's back!
17:13Oh!
17:14Oh!
17:15Oh!
17:16Oh!
17:17Oh!
17:18Oh!
17:18Oh!
17:19Oh!
17:21Oh!
17:29Oh!
17:30Oh, this is cool.
17:32Almond, berry, chocolate.
17:35I remember when they first invented chocolate.
17:38Hey, guys.
17:39Listen.
17:40I'll tell you two things I love.
17:44Fish sauce.
17:45Yeah!
17:47Very wordy.
17:48Potatoes.
17:49and milk chocolate!
17:51Yay!
17:53Let me tell you a fun joke.
17:55Why are...
17:57Where are we going?
17:59A thousand...
18:01Alright, kidding.
18:03Listen, listen.
18:05Everyone, Mr. Beast
18:07is one of my best friends.
18:09And I love him.
18:11Really?
18:13Now we're best friends.
18:15Now that you invited me on your bus,
18:17Logan Paul's here,
18:19and he will get shirtless
18:21for anything
18:23for $50.
18:25Or for WWE!
18:27Yeah!
18:29Sketch, I need you to
18:31promote Beastfuls. That's what we're here for.
18:33Here, Beastfuls chocolate.
18:35Or...
18:37Beastfuls chocolate.
18:39You see?
18:41Let me see that.
18:43Can you see what's in my hand?
18:45This is the best thing I've ever seen.
18:47And it's the best tasting thing
18:49I've ever seen.
18:51And...
18:53Mike, you're so good at this job,
18:55I think I might have to pick this job up.
18:57Yeah, 100%.
18:59Listen, I don't know...
19:01I've never had this amount of freedom
19:03in my life. This is pretty awesome.
19:05And this is why I love Beastfuls.
19:07Yeah!
19:09The Beastfuls means freedom.
19:11Let me down.
19:13Let me down.
19:15I agree.
19:17Sketch, what do you think of Beastfuls?
19:19I love Beastfuls,
19:21and I love London!
19:23I love the UK!
19:25I love London, and I love
19:27chocolate. I love Beastfuls chocolate.
19:29And I love London so much.
19:31I love London so much.
19:33If I could be from anywhere
19:35besides where I'm from,
19:37it would be London.
19:44The Great Wall of China
19:46has moved into London,
19:48and that is indeed Sketch.
19:56...on the outside of the booth.
19:58Look at Josh.
20:00Josh Simon!
20:02Great save from Sketch.
20:04He's done it again.
20:06From Dhaka.
20:08Through ball. It might not be a goal,
20:10but it could be in the net.
20:13Can he make it three?
20:15Great touch!
20:17What a save, Sketch!
20:19Saved the penalty from Simon.
20:21There's no way.
20:23This is the banker. It's just which corner he's putting it in.
20:25Stick it on target, it goes in.
20:27Simon!
20:29I can't believe it's Rob Mata!
20:31What just happened?
20:33What a save!
20:35This is what I'm talking about!
20:37It's a chance to be heroes!
20:39Look at the smile on that young man's face!
20:42What's up, brother?
20:44And the YouTube All-Stars can't believe it.
20:46What a moment for Sketch.
20:48No one saw that coming!
20:50What a save that is!
20:52It's actually sensational from the lad.
20:56That's the NFL experience coming through there.
20:58And now you've got the whole world watching, my son.
21:02You've got to score,
21:04or your team lose.
21:06I mean, if he doesn't score contractually,
21:08we're not allowed to speak about his misses.
21:11Sketch has got different ideas, though.
21:13It's JJ versus Sketch.
21:15JJ has to score,
21:17or the sidemen lose.
21:19Not like this.
21:21Slow run-up. We didn't need it.
21:23Come on, JJ. Put it away.
21:25That'll do.
21:27Well done.
21:29XQC, this is your moment.
21:31Forget everything.
21:33I don't know how many goals you conceded across the last two games.
21:35I think it's about 15-odd.
21:37But forget about that. Save this one.
21:40Speed to win it for YouTube All-Stars.
21:42They can put it either side.
21:44Stand down the middle, XQC.
21:46It'll be the biggest sue we've ever heard if this goes in.
21:49Here we go.
21:51Speed!
21:53No!
21:55It wasn't one for a beauty cup.
21:57And the YouTube All-Stars
21:59are your Sidemen Charity Match
22:012025 champions.
22:03And they did it
22:05on a big occasion.
22:07Come stand in the middle here.
22:09What an amazing save.
22:11In the penalty shootout.
22:13Against this man here.
22:15And it wasn't just a save in the penalty shootout.
22:17But I'm gonna let you know that you've been awarded
22:19Player of the Match.
22:21Let's go!
22:23Are you kidding me?
22:25Thank you, bro.
22:27Let's go.
22:29Don't drop it. Be careful. It's very heavy.
22:31Congratulations.
22:33How high up does this rank?
22:35This is the highest.
22:37Definitely the highest.
22:39This was insane.
22:41Sketch, it's been a pleasure.
22:43Thank you, bro.
22:55This is my MVP right here.
22:57Let's go.
22:59Who killed that? You surprised me.
23:01Oh my god.
23:03Oh my god.
23:05Hey, look at that, bro.
23:07Look at that, bro.
23:13I told you, under 10.
23:21I love you, bro.
23:23I love you.
23:25That was insane.
23:27Bro.
23:29That's your world, bro.
23:31That was insane.
23:33That was insane.
23:35Alright, Sketch, listen.
23:37Please get something to film together this week.
23:39Yes, we are.
23:41I've got an idea for a video.
23:43I want to take you on a night out in Blackpool.
23:45Okay, I'm down.
23:47Let's go.
23:49Thank you, bro.
23:51Hello, Keebo.
23:53You were confident.
23:55You were moving like you could see.
23:57Like you could actually see.
24:03When you were running, you did good.
24:05I'm sorry, bro.
24:07You surprised me.
24:09I popped out.
24:11Dude, how many takes did I have?
24:13I had 20.
24:15Actually, she was playing good, too.
24:17You know who's playing better?
24:19You know who's playing better than XMC?
24:21You!
24:23You got it.
24:25Let's go.
24:27I'm so proud of you.
24:29Thank you, sir.
24:31I cannot believe
24:33how good I was.
24:35I was going out there.
24:37No, you didn't get my ball.
24:39You were so fast.
24:41You were moving like you could play.
24:43Bro, you moved like I could.
24:45I was trying to hit the ball.
24:47Can you do this move like this?
24:49No.
24:51The reason you were so good
24:53is because you were playing ahead of the line.
24:55I don't want to talk about the ball.
24:57They were changing.
24:59I was looking at the score.
25:01What's the score?
25:03It was a goal.
25:05I could have scored.
25:07I thought you said you were tired.
25:09Yeah, I thought he wasn't going to come back in after that.
25:13He loves girls.
25:15I promise you, he loves girls.
25:17You see how he didn't want to
25:19disqualify you?
25:21He loves girls.
25:23He's going to be a lady's man.
25:25You're in trouble.
25:27Oh, I love that name.
25:29It's cool.
25:31I don't know.
25:33He said, oh, we're going at this time,
25:35and now it's past that time.
25:37What time did he say?
25:39Oh, that's cool.
25:41Nice to meet you all.
25:51You were sober the whole day?
25:53No.
25:55What did you do?
25:57Because Phantom's team was like, he must be sober.
25:59Aren't you bawling out, though?
26:01They surprised me.
26:03Speed had two or three goals.
26:05We flipped on him.
26:09They're mostly UK people on the other team,
26:11so I thought they were going to beat you.
26:13But the reason you all won now
26:15is because of you.
26:17I think they had a better skill team,
26:19but you guys played better as a team,
26:21and you were the better goalie.
26:23You guys are better,
26:25but they had more skill.
26:31Rate it.
26:33I love you, and I love this burger.
26:39True love.
26:41Thank you for your meat, bro.
26:45You saying that gives a whole new context.