Welcome To The Family 2025 S01 E02
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00:00If we're going to do this, we're going to need a great lawyer.
00:05You've probably heard of the Gaviota divorce,
00:07the Klawak butcher, the Just Top influencer.
00:10All of them have one thing in common.
00:13A good lawyer.
00:15Hi, I'm Rolando Martinez.
00:17I'm so good, I even got out of jail myself.
00:20I'm a good lawyer.
00:22I'm a good lawyer.
00:24I'm a good lawyer.
00:26I'm a good lawyer.
00:28I even got out of jail myself.
00:30Rolando Martinez helped me cross the street of justice.
00:35Luciana, that's acting.
00:37Yes, yes, it's acting, but it's true.
00:39What truth?
00:41We need a lawyer to get us to the will, not to jail.
00:44I had thought of something like these.
00:47These, there are options here.
00:49I prefer something not so expensive, but with more street.
00:52No, but I'm not going to go with that lawyer.
00:56Who told you that you were invited?
01:09Neighbor!
01:10Neighbor!
01:11Neighbor!
01:13Didn't you see the chat?
01:14Yes.
01:15Did you run out of data to answer?
01:17No, Olga, I saw it, Olga.
01:18But no one is going to come to a neighbor's meeting
01:20to knock down a tree that no one cares about.
01:22Of course, because if someone with authority told Raul
01:25Olga, listen to me, please, listen to me.
01:27I'm not for these things, Olga.
01:29Oh, no?
01:30No, I'm a police officer investigating Mexico City, Olga.
01:32I'm not to take care of a tree.
01:34Good luck with Raul.
01:36That's why we are as we are, for people like you.
01:40Let's go, Watson.
01:50Give me food or I'll cut your hand.
01:52Toto, the wine is not cooked yet, please.
01:54Hurry up.
01:55Yes, sir.
01:56What does it smell like?
01:57Like a middle-class woman sleeping in your living room.
02:01You burned the teflon, idiot.
02:04No, but it's very cooked.
02:05Well, then get up early.
02:08Do you have onions?
02:10Teflon.
02:12Thank you for making me breakfast, me too.
02:14Oh, there was hard-boiled egg.
02:17Fucking shower without a goal.
02:21Jorge, why did you put that on?
02:23Well, if we are going to live here, better comfortable, right?
02:26We are not going to live here.
02:27I promise you that in less than 48 hours all this will be solved.
02:31Hey, what about my mom?
02:32She went with Cristina to find a lawyer.
02:34Did they go together?
02:51Hello.
02:54Welcome.
02:56What problem can we solve for you?
03:01All this is provisional.
03:04My office in Las Lomas is being remodeled.
03:07Of course.
03:08Can I help you with something?
03:09Yes, a very dear cousin of mine, a single mother,
03:13has just lost her father.
03:16It turns out that I have a friend who has a friend who is an actress.
03:21Oh, you don't know.
03:23What a beautiful actress.
03:24Well, it turns out that she is having problems with her inheritance
03:27because she didn't want to leave her anything
03:29even though she gave her all the best years of her life.
03:34Of course, of course, of course.
03:35I understand, I understand.
03:37How about a drink?
03:38Yes, of course.
03:39Perfect.
03:40No, sorry.
03:41What happens is that he didn't behave very well with her.
03:43He left his three children all alone.
03:46I must assume that this man is dead.
03:49Yes, well dead, thank God.
03:51No, no, he is alive.
03:52He is very alive.
03:54Well, with more reason.
03:56Your cousin could claim inheritance.
03:58Even if it is not in the will?
04:00Every descendant of the deceased has the right to inherit.
04:03It is called forced inheritance.
04:04And how much would my cousin touch, more or less?
04:08It would correspond to everything.
04:09Well, it turns out that my friend's friend is me.
04:14Yes.
04:15What an unexpected twist.
04:18I brought you your breakfast.
04:20Allow me, allow me.
04:22Mom, mommy, mommy.
04:23Bye.
04:24No, mommy, allow me.
04:25Accompany me, accompany me, mommy.
04:28Allow me.
04:29I'll tell you right now that what happens is that ...
04:33Mommy, I asked you to stay in your room.
04:35She is a black widow.
04:37A matricide.
04:38Oh, mom.
04:39Mom.
04:42When do you pay me the rent?
04:46With this I pay you the rent.
04:52Well, if you send me the will, we can proceed.
04:55If everything is in order.
04:57Everything is in order, right?
04:58Yes, everything is in order.
05:01Very well.
05:02You bring me your marriage certificate and that's it.
05:04Ah, perfect.
05:05I won't bring it to you tomorrow.
05:06No.
05:07No?
05:08I won't bring it to you tomorrow.
05:09And in your case?
05:10It doesn't matter.
05:11Yes.
05:12If you allow me, I will accompany you to your house for the marriage certificate.
05:16And there it does matter.
05:18Because we are going to put it in the judge's mailbox.
05:20Okay.
05:21And today it is.
05:23Today it is.
05:25Oh, hello.
05:26Your mom.
05:27My mom is always so active.
05:30You finally show up.
05:32You moved and you didn't think to tell me?
05:34Where are you?
05:35No, it's just that...
05:36I mean...
05:38There is a plague of chinches in the depot and...
05:41And then we had to come here to a provisional place.
05:44But sorry, I didn't tell you.
05:47Don't you have anything better to do?
05:49Who is this?
05:50Damn!
05:51Are you cheating on me?
05:52No, technically she is like my aunt.
05:54She lives here at my grandfather's house and we are here because he is a little sick.
05:57Hey!
05:58What's wrong with you?
05:59I saved us.
06:00You were about to tell her everything.
06:02No!
06:05Let's see, smile!
06:10You look handsome angry, Pinut.
06:13So he's going to inherit?
06:15Well, he wants me to send him everything and if everything is in order, then yes.
06:19We announce the heart attack and the depot is ours.
06:21How cool!
06:24Let's see, I'll help you.
06:26Oh, you hurt yourself really bad, mom.
06:28And then I'm putting together the cough.
06:29Let's see.
06:31Cris, I had wanted to tell you this for a long time.
06:35Honestly, these have been the happiest years of my life.
06:38I think they are ...
06:39Two or three, I don't know how.
06:41No, I was talking to you about us ...
06:44This is your office.
06:47Ah, very good.
06:48What is this man doing here?
06:50You must be Cristina.
06:52Yes.
06:53The daughter of Luciano's husband.
06:55Exactly.
06:56How do you know who I am?
06:57He is a lawyer here.
06:59No, here he is.
07:00But what are you going to do?
07:01Don't tell him.
07:02Don't panic.
07:03He's one of the disadvantaged, like you.
07:05You will understand.
07:06What did you tell him?
07:07Nothing.
07:08How do you think I'm going to tell him?
07:09He just came because he wants me to give him my marriage certificate.
07:11But what did you tell him?
07:12What are you going to tell him?
07:13Nothing.
07:15Oh no!
07:16What?
07:17What I found.
07:18I'm going to show you this.
07:20My wedding album.
07:23Look at that.
07:24Are you two?
07:25Yes, yes, I love it.
07:26Look at the cards.
07:27They are our trips.
07:29Oh, Rulillo, we loved each other.
07:32What a can!
07:33Did I leave it in my closet?
07:36Why not?
07:37Go look for it.
07:38Take your time.
07:39I'm here.
07:40Calm down.
07:41Okay.
07:42I'll be right back and I'll take care of it.
07:44Don't worry.
07:45Here I am well accompanied.
07:47But no.
07:48What elegance.
07:49That man is not Raul Ruiz.
07:51The one who was a senator.
07:52Luciana.
07:53What?
07:54Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
07:55Did you drink alcohol?
07:56Oh, a little to toast.
07:57With that man?
07:58No, take it out or I'll take it out.
07:59You weren't going to say anything.
08:00How am I going to get it out?
08:02It's already inside.
08:03It was.
08:04Not that he had died, right?
08:06I said it was because.
08:08Because they fired him.
08:09Yes.
08:10No, I don't do much of that politics.
08:13Oh, God.
08:14Sorry.
08:15Oh, okay.
08:18You throw it.
08:19Oh.
08:26I think I...
08:27Yes, yes, go, go.
08:28Don't worry.
08:29I'll take care of everything here.
08:30You, you calm down.
08:35It's done, boss.
08:37Very well.
08:39Let's go.
08:40How are you, dear neighbors?
08:42I guess without light.
08:43It was Raul's tree.
08:44Its branches caused the short.
08:47Have a very nice day.
08:48Without light, obviously.
08:54There are the fusibles.
08:55Let's see if you know them.
09:00Here I bring a lamp.
09:01Give me a chance.
09:02Let's see.
09:04I don't understand.
09:05According to me, everything is fine.
09:08Daughter.
09:09What are we going to do with the house?
09:10The house needs light.
09:12Come on.
09:13Diana, we have a body in the house.
09:16Come on, daughter.
09:17Let's go.
09:20Notice that this is illegal.
09:21Let's see.
09:22No, no, no.
09:23I demand to talk to Raul.
09:24Because his tree damaged our transformer.
09:27Yes?
09:28Half of the block is already without light because of him.
09:30Our fault?
09:31I screwed up the television.
09:33I was half together.
09:34And my Tesla was connected.
09:35Buy another one.
09:36That's going to be fixed.
09:37But the assembly is to see how Mr. Ruiz is going to answer us.
09:41Oh, well, I'm very sorry.
09:42But Raul will not be able to go down.
09:44Because he has COVID.
09:45Right, daughter?
09:46He has COVID.
09:47COVID?
09:48He gave us all COVID.
09:49This is a very rare COVID.
09:51Because it is an Australian strain.
09:53That causes a very uncomfortable diarrhea.
09:56And your nose is full of mucus.
09:58And everything is horrible.
09:59And men are affected by urethra.
10:01They get pus.
10:02Oh, come on.
10:04Okay.
10:05They are lying.
10:06What happens is that the man does not want to face it.
10:08Because he knows perfectly well that that tree is illegal.
10:11Hey, no tree is illegal.
10:12Let's see.
10:13Nothing happens.
10:14If you don't want to, we don't do the assembly.
10:16I talk to the authorities.
10:17No, no.
10:18Let's see.
10:19Why?
10:20Nothing happens.
10:21Why don't you go into the garden?
10:22We put some chairs back there and we talk.
10:26Authorities?
10:27Men.
10:28Don't go inside the house.
10:30And don't go drinking with your parents.
10:32Exactly.
10:33Yes, yes.
10:34Let's see.
10:35The tuna is going to defrost because there is no light.
10:36So I think they put it in a tub and put ice on it.
10:38So it doesn't swell.
10:39Go, go, go.
10:40Go, go, go.
10:41There is no ice.
10:43Mom, we're still without TV.
10:46Yes, my love.
10:47And we will continue for a while.
10:48Why don't you watch a movie of those downloads?
10:50In the iPad.
10:51Come on.
10:52No faces.
10:53And you?
10:54Do you want to play Immigration?
10:55Immigration?
10:56Uh-huh.
10:57Like a cop?
10:58Exactly.
10:59Look.
11:00That man can't cross this line.
11:01We can't leave anyone near the tuna.
11:03Okay?
11:04Okay?
11:05Okay, Charissa.
11:07Come on.
11:11We'll wait.
11:18What about you?
11:19Are you interested in the tree?
11:20Don't tell me.
11:21That's my day off, Olga.
11:22So?
11:23And I come as a neighbor, not as a police officer
11:25investigating the city of Mexico, Olga.
11:27Oh, sure, sure.
11:28Investigator.
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12:06-¡A ver, vecinos!
12:11-¡Cri, cri, cri!
12:15¿Te conozco?
12:18Imagíname, ¿con 20 kilos más?
12:21¿Y esto fue lo único?
12:23¿Gordación?
12:25¡No manches!
12:27¿Sigues viviendo aquí en casa de tus papás?
12:29No, ¿cómo crees? No.
12:30Bueno, en realidad sí.
12:31Lo que pasa es que me acabo de separar
12:32y mi esposa no me dijo que era infértil
12:34y yo de pendejo que le levantaba las piernas después de coger.
12:37Mira.
12:41¿Te ves bien?
12:42Tú también.
12:43El reglamento dice que el propietario debe pagar por los daños
12:46al igual que talar el árbol que nos dejó sin luz.
12:51-♪♪
12:55¡Uy!
12:57¡Mierda!
12:58-♪♪
13:02¡Cómo que cada vez pesa más este calor!
13:04¡Ay!
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13:33Mierda.
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13:48-¡A ver, ven, ven!
13:50No, a ver, a ver.
13:51Mi Ruli está muy delicado de salud.
13:53De verdad está muy grave.
13:55Es más, su hija, esa greñuda que está allá,
13:57vino a verlo porque pensamos todos
13:59que ya está en sus últimos días.
14:01No, un momento.
14:02A ver, vecinos.
14:03Esto que está diciendo es mentira.
14:05No, yo no miento.
14:06Yo no miento.
14:07Está perfectamente bien,
14:08y lo que no quiere es afrontar
14:10y no quiere pagar, como todos en este país.
14:12Es que afrontar es su responsabilidad.
14:14Si Raúl no baja,
14:15esta decisión se tomará por las autoridades.
14:18-¡Creo!
14:19-¡Ah, bueno!
14:20-¡Sí!
14:21Ok, todos estamos de acuerdo.
14:23Esto va a palar.
14:24¿Eh?
14:25Yo tengo que ir a buscar el acta.
14:26¿Cuál acta? Olvídate del acta.
14:27Saca a la abogaducha de aquí,
14:28si no se nos va a juntar el lavado con el planchador.
14:30Yo me encargo.
14:31¡Ay!
14:32Deja de molestar a todos.
14:33A ver, vecina, aquí.
14:35Por favor.
14:36Tiene que afrontar las consecuencias.
15:00Ábrele ahí, ábrele ahí.
15:11¡Ay!
15:12¡Ay!
15:13¡Ay!
15:14¡Ay!
15:15¡Ay!
15:16¡Ay!
15:17¡Ay!
15:18¡Ay!
15:19¡Ay!
15:20¡Ay!
15:21¡Ay!
15:22¡Ay!
15:23¡Ay!
15:24¡Ay!
15:25¡Ay!
15:26¡Ay!
15:27¡Ay!
15:28¡Ay!
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15:30¡Ay!
15:31¡Ay!
15:32¡Ay!
15:33¡Ay!
15:34¡Ay!
15:35¡Ay!
15:36¡Ay!
15:37¡Ay!
15:39¡Ay no!
15:45Mi mamá me va a matar.
16:03What did you say?
16:04Two words.
16:05Uh...
16:06The lawyer.
16:07The lawyer.
16:08Uh...
16:09There he is.
16:10Hello.
16:11I'm Raul's daughter.
16:12I'm Cristina.
16:13Nice to meet you.
16:14No, he can't come down.
16:15Doctor.
16:16Come on.
16:17Come on.
16:18Come on.
16:19And what are you two doing there?
16:38Here?
16:39Uh...
16:40We were going to listen to the new album by Alex Sintek and Benny Barra.
16:44That's what they call him now, huh?
16:47Oh, no, no.
16:48Bad nephew.
16:50He disgusts.
16:51No.
16:52Hot Chile doesn't respect its relatives.
16:53He's really great.
16:55I hadn't heard of him.
16:58Rolando!
16:59¿Qué haces por aquí?
17:00I was angry that I had to go to the bathroom.
17:01Oh, look.
17:02I found the file.
17:03Come with me.
17:07Ana, help us.
17:09No, I can't.
17:12My mom's going to kill me if I don't watch him.
17:15I have to go.
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