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00:01Are you ready to reap?
00:03What? What do you want?
00:05Can I say an Asian sir, what's up?
00:10No, probably not a good idea.
00:13Oh
00:29Catch it. Catch it. Catch it. Catch it. Catch it. Ready?
00:33Yeah
00:43You
00:49He did catch it
00:51Oh my god
00:55Oh my god
00:57Why do you redeem it?
00:59Why do you redeem it?
01:01I really want to see you do
01:03I want to see you do the inhale laugh
01:05With this character
01:07It's basically, yeah basically
01:09What my editor
01:11Animated on the fucking Patrick
01:13I crown you
01:15The king of the retards
01:17Yeah that one
01:19There he is
01:21I got it
01:233, 2, 1
01:25Nice
01:27Playing, playing
01:29There's one more, there's one more
01:33Oh boy
01:37It's all happening now
01:39I killed her
01:41Oh you did
01:45Somebody not duck
01:47Who didn't duck?
01:49Who didn't duck?
01:51Oh god
01:53Oh god
01:55Guys
01:57Hello
01:59Tell me I'm the only one
02:01Hello anybody here
02:03Okay cool
02:05What are you doing?
02:07Oh nice
02:09What should I do?
02:11Oh right here
02:13Okay I got it
02:27What?
02:29What happened?
02:31So Marcel
02:33Might have picked up a bag of money
02:35And accidentally booped him on the head
02:37I hit him straight in the dick on accident
02:41Let me fuck you in the ass
02:43Whoa
02:45Jesus Christ
02:47Got repo'd in the ass
02:49I appreciate that
02:51Guys who all here has done anal?
02:53I haven't done it
02:55Well that's why we're playing
02:57That's why we're playing this man
02:59I haven't done either man
03:01Kelly promised me dude
03:03She hasn't paid up
03:05That fucking bitch
03:09Women actually do not even have buttholes
03:11They only make one when they want anal
03:13Kelly definitely has one
03:15She fucking farts out of that thing
03:17That thing be talking
03:19That thing be talking crazy to me
03:21I tell you that for real
03:25You fucking idiot
03:27Fuck
03:33How was that?
03:37The second thingy
03:45How did she die?
03:47She didn't duck
03:51I love anal
03:53He's dead he died
03:55He's dying words
03:57I love anal
04:03I'm getting myself fucked you
04:05Down
04:07He's learning
04:09He's learning
04:13You have to jump dude
04:15I clicked suicide
04:17I killed myself I couldn't handle it
04:19After the shit you said
04:21I am back
04:23What's up
04:25You revive people like that
04:27No one's alive
04:29He took him to like what the ship
04:31Or something
04:37He's hiling
04:39He's hiling
04:43No way
04:47Oh wait who's this
04:49Oh this is pasta
04:53My asian friend's back
04:55Thank you
04:57Tyler you spawned hiling
04:59You just stood there
05:11Watch this
05:13You do this right here
05:15You put it on this thing
05:17And then you can grab it
05:19And it's super light
05:21Oh shit
05:23Oh right off the gate
05:25Is that a fucking skeleton
05:27Who is that
05:29What's in there
05:31Oh shit
05:35That means we evolved from them
05:37We evolved from them
05:39We're evoluted
05:41When's international women's day
05:43You guys get a month and a day
05:45It's kinda crazy
05:47You know what's horseshit though
05:49My wife gets all of february
05:51Because valentine's day and her birthday is in february
05:53And now march 2
05:55You're doomed
06:01She's hot
06:03She lets me touch her stuff
06:05Stairs
06:09What was that
06:11Do the Y one
06:13Me when I finish
06:15Nice
06:17I was just a
06:19I was just a
06:21Leo's POV there
06:23PC
06:25Gaming rig
06:29Was what
06:33What
06:35The thing's fast
06:37Brian's dead
06:39Oh fuck off pussy
06:41Oh you're dead that's right suck a
06:43Wait what is happening to me
06:45An alien
06:47Am I gonna die
06:51It's just over
06:53Where's the car
06:55We blow him up with the fire
06:57Oh shit
06:59I don't give a fuck
07:01No
07:03Here I'll take this back to spawn
07:05Yeah take that back to spawn
07:07How do we do this man
07:09How do we make it blow up
07:11Dude it's worth a lot of money though
07:13Then we'll use this one
07:17Use what one
07:19Marcel
07:21Marcel
07:25Of them
07:29How
07:31How
07:33How
07:35How
07:37No glass
07:39What the fuck
07:45Oh shit they're still alive
07:49Oh
07:51Someone's still alive
07:53Hey
07:59This is worth a lot of money
08:01Slowly decreasing
08:03Thank you
08:05What else is in there
08:07What was that
08:09Aliens
08:11They can still get us in here right
08:13We're not safe
08:15No
08:17No
08:19Wait
08:23Did he instantly die
08:25Yeah
08:27You go in front it's woman's month you're the leader
08:29You should break the glass ceiling right now in fact
08:33Oh boy
08:35He's dead
08:37She doesn't know
08:39I don't know no reason
08:41Let's just say one of your simps is going a little crazy
08:43Oh my god
08:45This little bitch boy
08:47Woman's month
08:51Okay we got enough
08:53Welcome back
08:55Line up
08:57Everyone just needs to be more than one HP
08:59I got her don't worry
09:01We got her
09:03We got her
09:05Put her in the fucking bin
09:07Wait hold on
09:09Give her to the alien
09:11We're gonna give you to the alien I'm afraid
09:13We're most satisfied
09:15Wait a minute
09:17We miss you
09:19We miss you
09:21Come on, where is your fucking beware sense month?
09:24Guys, is there even an alien or are we just fucking...
09:26Oh, hold on, hold on.
09:28Marcel's scared.
09:29Over here, over here.
09:29Marcel?
09:31Over here, over here.
09:32Marcel?
09:32He's dying.
09:33Oh, there he is.
09:34Oh, that's good.
09:35Oh shit, he died.
09:36It's gonna look really bad if Marcel dies and then I die.
09:40You know what I mean?
09:40I don't see, I don't...
09:41I heard him but I don't see him anymore.
09:43No, but he already had his month.
09:45No, no, no, no, no.
09:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
09:47Alien!
09:48This way, this way.
09:49Alien!
09:50There, you can have her.
09:51There you go, activate, activate.
09:52She's yours.
09:53Activate, activate.
09:54Activate, activate.
09:55No, no, no, no.
09:56Activate.
09:57No, no, no, no.
09:58What the fuck?
09:59What the...
10:00I'm not a woman.
10:02Don't touch me.
10:03I survived.
10:05I'm a sacrifice.
10:06Help me.
10:07Die alien.
10:08Die alien.
10:09Help me.
10:10Guys, help me.
10:11Help me, grab me.
10:12I have one HP.
10:13I'm definitely gonna die.
10:14Alien, you're a bitch.
10:15Your head looks like a testicle.
10:16Fuck you.
10:18Oh, you're fine, you're good.
10:19Oh, he's a guy.
10:20His head literally looks like my balls.
10:22Oh, nice.
10:23It only kills women.
10:24Good news.
10:25Perfect.
10:26Good news.
10:27What's that say?
10:28Get along with me.
10:29Are you still watching Moose Fighting Vol. 2?
10:31No.
10:32Press yes, Brian, press yes.
10:33Go back, go back.
10:34The TV works.
10:35You can click on it.
10:36There is a Sara.
10:37Oh.
10:38Bye.
10:39Motherfucker.
10:40Watch out, spider.
10:41I'm gonna hit him.
10:44Sara is gonna die.
10:47And he's dead.
10:48God damn it.
10:50Watch out, alien.
10:51Where?
10:52He could be coming around to our left any second now.
10:58Other side, other side.
10:59No, no, no.
11:00Brian, behind you.
11:01Brian!
11:02Brian!
11:07Does this save me?
11:08I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
11:09Okay, there's a-
11:10Hey!
11:11Okay, it's about to be a foursome.
11:12No!
11:13Oh, shit.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:15Holy fuck.
11:19I don't even know what all these indi-
11:22Oh, Brian.
11:23Brian!
11:24What, what, what, what?
11:25Let's get that server.
11:26How do we get this thing?
11:27Evan, on the floor, there's that little cube by the door.
11:30Grab it.
11:31And if you activate it on the server, it'll be light.
11:34Okay, Brian.
11:35Yeah?
11:36I have it.
11:37I have the server.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:39I don't know where I'm going.
11:40I'm just going straight, right?
11:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:42No, this way.
11:43Yes.
11:44This way.
11:45Right here.
11:46Yes!
11:47I'm saved!
11:48Woo!
11:49Woo!
11:50Good job.
11:51Good job.
11:52Holy shit.
11:53We gotta get back.
11:54We gotta get back.
11:55They're gonna be coming.
11:56They're gonna be coming.
11:57All the way straight.
11:58All the way straight.
11:59All the way straight.
12:00Come on, come on, come on.
12:01Now we don't need-
12:02Hey, there!
12:03Back up, back up, back up, back up!
12:04On the right, on the right.
12:05Ooh, that bitch.
12:06Follow my voice!
12:07Follow my voice.
12:08Don't run too much.
12:09Save your energy.
12:10Damn, there's a fucking army.
12:11Come on, Evan.
12:12Let's go.
12:13Go.
12:14Fuck you little-
12:15This way.
12:16This way, this way.
12:18Oh my god, it's Steven Spielberg!
12:20Steven Spielberg!
12:22I'm on top of the platform!
12:24No! No!
12:26That guy screaming was the guy who said, follow me.
12:28Think they're all dead?
12:30Probably. How do I get health?
12:32You have ship 26.
12:34Ah! Ah! Ah!
12:36Fucking!
12:38Just call the ship, bro!
12:40Call the ship!
12:42Ah! Ah!
12:44Ah! Ah!
12:46Ah!
12:48I cannot believe we're even this far.
12:50It's crazy.
12:52So buy whatever you want.
12:54Just buy health for everybody.
12:56Yeah, I need health, dude.
12:58What if they have a...
13:00Gorn! Gorn!
13:02Oh, nice!
13:04You bitch!
13:06What are you laughing at?
13:08Nothing.
13:10That is the ugliest laugh
13:12ever.
13:14He's the worst
13:16bear house crew member by far, dude.
13:18F you.
13:20F you.
13:22Second you respawn, I'm gonna shoot.
13:24I tried, boss. I'm sorry.
13:26You suck! Holy shit.
13:28Learn how to aim, you stupid pussy bitch.
13:30You're trash. Look at this kid.
13:32You're fucking garbage, bitch.
13:34I'm right in your face. You can't hit shit!
13:36Are you brain dead?
13:38Let me show you how to use this, pussy!
13:40Okay, hold on. It's a little
13:42harder than I thought.
13:46It doesn't even shoot.
13:48It does shoot. You're just dog water.
13:54Who's dog water now, retard?
13:58Get the fuck
14:00out of here, pasta. No.
14:02You bitch.
14:04Someone fucking get out of here,
14:06you retard.
14:14Thank you very much.
14:16Holy shit.
14:18Look at this.
14:20What about this, guys?
14:26It's fucking 10 grand, dude.
14:32Do we just
14:34carry it to the thing, right?
14:44Look at that.
15:04You can do it.
15:18Why are there no monsters?
15:20It's been so quiet.
15:22This is so quiet, guys.
15:24What's the deal?
15:26Monsters in this room?
15:28Why would you say that?
15:32Oh, shit.
15:36Nice.
15:38How much is that?
15:40You are worthy.
15:42Nice.
15:44I think we have enough for the next extraction. Does anyone know where it is?
15:46I don't know.
15:48This shit must get fucking nuts
15:50once you have to go back to the truck.
15:52Something's coming.
15:54What the fuck is...
15:56What do you do?
15:58Are you sure?
16:00Don't let him blow up on the cart.
16:06He's been blown.
16:08How do we get to the thing?
16:10We have to find the next extraction point.
16:14Uh-oh.
16:16Black guy's dying.
16:18That's a motherfucking birthday candle.
16:24Guys, this is going to get really fucked
16:26really soon.
16:28How much is it?
16:30I think we have exactly enough.
16:32The exact change?
16:34Oh, sweet.
16:38There.
16:40Dude, that was easy.
16:42Excellent. We're done.
16:44Hello.
16:46Hello.
16:48I sacrifice myself.
16:50$37,000.
16:52We were carrying a $37,000 thing.
16:54I was screaming.
16:56Black nigga looking at me.
16:58Terrorists.
17:00Terrorists.
17:02I'm sorry.
17:04Oh.
17:06Shit is about to get crazy.
17:08Oh, fuck.
17:10Keep your eyes on me.
17:12We'll live.
17:16Gotta go.
17:18Don't worry about it.
17:20Look away from the bed.
17:22Run for it.
17:28Watch out.
17:30Run over to me.
17:32I'm running.
17:36I'm running out of stamina.
17:38Brian, I might not make it.
17:40Come on.
17:42Come on.
17:44I'm coming.
17:48Nice.
17:50We did it.
17:52Yes.
17:54We did it.
17:56Yes.
17:58Yes.
18:00You two.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:04The big mama.
18:06We have to leave.
18:08We did it.
18:10$40,000.
18:12$62,000.
18:14We were at $100,000.
18:18Yes or no?
18:20How?
18:22You fucking walked that thing right into him
18:24in a corner and killed him.
18:26The big black bitch.
18:28Dude, I ran past her.
18:30I just ran past her.
18:32You ran past her and Marcel in a corner.
18:34I didn't even see her.
18:36You're so funny.
18:38It's not my fault I'm black.
18:40It's not my fault I'm black.
18:42What do you want me to do about it?
18:44I didn't choose to be this color.
18:48We hit the quota, man.
18:50We hit $37,000.
18:54Look at what you did.
18:56You made us go.
18:58Marcel, I got some bad news.
19:00I dropped the card in a hole,
19:02and now it's broken.
19:04We don't have a card anymore.
19:06What the fuck do we do?
19:10What the fuck?
19:18What the fuck?
19:20Pasta just casually
19:22walking by.
19:32Yeah, that's right.
19:34Too stupid to get any tables.
19:36Can you help with that?
19:38Oh, boy.
19:40Nice.
19:44It's okay.
19:46We have enough, right?
19:48I can't get it on.
19:50Oh, shit, dude.
19:52You still got that monkey.
19:54Yeah, I put it on there already.
20:02Nice.
20:08Oh.
20:18Oh, nice.
20:20Is that enough?
20:24Boom.
20:30Oh, no!
20:32No!
20:34No!
20:36What did I do?
20:38No, I didn't!
20:40No, I didn't.
20:42You're touching it!
20:50What is in there?
20:52Spin!
20:54It needs to rotate!
20:56We're dead.
21:00We survived.
21:06Marcel!
21:12Marcel?
21:14Marcel?
21:16Everything's fine?
21:18Oh, my God.
21:20Is Marcel alive?
21:22How did that happen?
21:24I'm so glad it did, but how did that happen?
21:26I don't know.
21:28Basically, something touched.
21:30Yeah, put that in there, Marcel.
21:32Like you're ever gonna get the money, you stupid fuck.
21:34It's over.
21:36Oh, man, this whole time, I've been looking up past the labs
21:38to use a sand board.
21:40Like that.
21:44This one is good.
21:46What the fuck?
21:52That's a monster.
21:54I'm like a chihuahua.
21:56I don't know, you did it.
21:58Sounds like you're fucking shit.
22:00That is you!
22:02All right, I'll fucking win.
22:04And then there's this one.
22:16It's over for us!
22:18Piece of goddamn alien!
22:20Son of a bitch!
22:22Fuck you!
22:24No!
22:30It's time to beat your fucking asses.
22:34Okay, all right, nobody fight me.
22:40What happens if I hit the barrel?
22:42Hit the fucking barrel.
22:46Oh, that's what happens.
22:52Baseball bat!
22:58Yeah!
23:00Real baseball bat!
23:06Any last words, bitch?
23:08Fly!
23:10What the fuck?
23:14How did you die?
23:16Okay, Marcel, we get it.
23:18You're autistic at this shit.
23:20Calm down!
23:40Fuck!
23:46Okay, be careful.
23:50Oh my god!
23:54Where's that bitch at?
24:06This is going just like a last round would go.
24:10How's it going?
24:12Die!
24:16She didn't die.
24:20Hey, Evan.
24:22Evan, welcome.
24:24White bitches.
24:26Battle of the white bitches!
24:28Battle of the white bitches!
24:30Come here, bitch!
24:32Hey, you! Hey, lady!
24:34Hey, lady!
24:36She's running away because he's black.
24:38Wait, wait!
24:40Not tag team! Not tag team!
24:42It's not fair!
24:44You just got juggled in between them.
24:46Marcel, you as a black man,
24:48you chased that white woman.
24:50She ran away.
24:52Now it's the true battle of the white bitches.
24:54You know what would be really fucking funny?
24:56If she clutches up
24:58and then we all self-destruct.
25:02How do you do that?
25:04You press escape and click self-destruct.
25:06Nobody say anything.
25:08Her reaction's gonna be amazing.
25:14Pasta!
25:16You're doing great!
25:20She tried to kill it.
25:22Pasta.
25:24Are you kidding me right now?
25:28Diamond. Is that diamond on the shelf?
25:30No, it's a lemon.
25:32There's a diamond!
25:34Surround her, pause a second,
25:36and then do it.
25:38Oh my god!
25:40Look at her!
25:42She's so excited!
25:44This is gonna be so good.
25:46Welcome back, guys!
25:50Are you proud of me?
25:52You're not!
26:14You're not!
26:16What the fuck is this?
26:18She doesn't even have to.
26:21Pasta, carry her head to the ship.
26:30Vomit face and plaque psoriasis.
26:36Oh, hey!
26:38Hey! Welcome back!
26:40How's it going?
26:44Hey, Pasta.
26:50Fuck it!
26:52What are you doing?
26:58Go down that hall.
27:00Okay.
27:04Hey, you don't look like a potato.
27:06You don't look like a po-
27:08What the fuck?
27:18Where is it?
27:20It's right here.
27:22I thought I could juke him!
27:24I thought I could juke him!
27:26Sounds like you're doing a fucking
27:28Harry Potter spell.
27:30I thought I could juke him!
27:32Not me!
27:34Not a money!
27:38What the fuck?
27:40What the fuck, Pop?
27:42Why would you die?
27:44I got it.
27:46I thought I could juke him!
27:48I don't know how she died.
27:50It's a full shopping cart.
27:56I thought I could juke him!
27:58I thought I could juke him!
28:00I thought I could juke him!
28:02I thought I could juke him!
28:04I thought I could juke him!
28:06I thought I could juke him!
28:08I thought I could juke him!
28:10Watch out!
28:12Kill that fucker!
28:14Yeah, that's right.
28:20How about this?
28:28I deserve this.
28:30The pain and suffering that I'm about to succumb to,
28:32I deserve this.
28:36Can somebody put their dick inside me?
28:40That sounded like a soundboard clip
28:42right before the round started.
28:44Can somebody put their dick inside me?
28:46Marcel, I'll do it!
28:48I'll do it!
28:50Can you feel it?
28:52Can you feel it?
28:54That's all I got.
28:56I'm done. I finished.
29:06You can't get me.
29:08You can't get me.
29:10There's a harp up this way.
29:12Yeah, we got the harp, we're donezo.
29:14Can you fucking stop being a dumbass?
29:16Turn sideways!
29:18Use your rotational skills!
29:20I'm gonna kill myself.
29:22I'm rotating it.
29:24Let's go to the harp, dude.
29:26Harp, dude.
29:28Ryan found his mother's load.
29:32Stop!
29:34What happened?
29:36Where's the harp?
29:38By the way, the harp's gone.
29:40What?
29:42Freeman made me nervous.
29:44All I do is pop bottles, motherfucker!
29:48Popping bottles in his dick!
29:50Come on, bitch, pop the bottle!
29:52God damn it!
29:54Pop bottles!
29:56There it is.
29:58It's supposed to fly around!
30:04It's supposed to fly around!
30:06Pop bottles!
30:12All my friends are being shot by
30:14fucking shotguns.
30:16That's his dad.
30:18You got her killed.
30:20You got her killed.
30:22100%.
30:24I'm gonna get you killed.
30:26No, you're not.
30:28You're gonna die.
30:30You're gonna fucking die.
30:32You're gonna fucking die.
30:34You're gonna fucking die.
30:36You're dead.
30:38You're dead.
30:40Oh, shit.
30:42Oh, shit.
30:44Who is this?
30:46Holy shit.
30:48This is Saddam Hassan Piker.
30:50Terrorist lover extraordinaire.
30:52Saddam Hassan Piker.
30:54Saddam Hassan Piker.
30:56Saddam Hassan Piker.
30:58We got it.
31:00We got it.
31:02We got it.
31:08We got it.
31:16Brian's dead.
31:18We got it.
31:28It's fine, as long as it's worth
31:30$7,000 by the time we get there.
31:32It's not gonna be.
31:34Pick it up.
31:36It's stuck. I think we gotta go back.
31:38It's not even worth it.
31:40It's not like a shotgun.
31:42Not back. This way.
31:44There's a baby.
31:46AHH!
31:49As long as it's only-
31:50Eh, it's less than 7,000.
31:53Aw, shit.
31:57The fuck?
32:00Alright.
32:03Oh, shit.
32:06Oh, I can run fast.
32:09Oh, fuck.
32:10He dragged the whip!
32:12What the fuck?
32:13Evan, the ghost dragged you away to the farmer to shoot you.
32:20That was crazy, Mark.
32:21Oh, is that a flamethrower or something? What the fuck is that?
32:23It's like a- It's like a-
32:30It's like a what?
32:32It's like a- It's like a-
32:34Fucking ball and stuff.
32:36It's like a what, bitch? What are you gonna do?
32:37You're about to get- You're about to get-
32:39You're about to get whacked!
32:43It's a flamethrower!
32:48Oh my god.
32:52It's like a- It's like a-
32:57Holy fuck.
33:00Ganning for pussies.
33:02The fuck? Get out of here! Get the fuck out of here!
33:05You can close the door.
33:13Just runs out and laughs.
33:27Oh, shit! I got my stove!
33:28That's what you get.
33:29I'm dead. I'm dead as a fucking door.