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00:00This great country of ours was ordained by the Lord himself.
00:10There is no other.
00:13The Lord created this country with the mindset on states' rights, that each state governed
00:18by the laws they see fit.
00:21States' rights are therefore connected with the love of Christ himself.
00:27Loving your rights as a Virginian, as a Confederate, is loving the very will of God, and that will
00:33cannot be manipulated or controlled by the wants and whims of the Northerners, amen?
00:40This war has taken its toll on all of us.
00:52False sacrifice, lost loved ones, are only through our devotion to Christ and through
01:01our prayers, and we bring an end to this war.
01:08Now, as the offering plate comes around, please, put in what you can.
01:18Nothing is too little.
01:23Blessings to you.
01:24Minister.
01:25Go with God, sister.
01:26Thank you, Minister.
01:27Thank you very much.
01:28We'll see you.
01:58The service is done for today, friend.
02:01I'd think a man of God would always be open for business.
02:05A man of God still has to eat and prepare for the lessons of virtue he will share next.
02:10Yeah, I'll bet you're going pretty good with that haul
02:14you took in today.
02:21I will not be buying my supper with the people's offerings,
02:24sir.
02:25Don't you mind none how I eat.
02:27That's none of your business.
02:33But taking money from women whose husbands
02:39are off getting themselves killed at my,
02:44don't seem too righteous to me.
02:47I'd appreciate it if you take leave, mister.
02:50Now, if you'd like to engage in a spirited debate
02:52of God's wantfulness during times of war,
02:54I'd be more than happy to enlighten
02:56you during a scheduled service.
02:59I'm done for the day.
03:01I'd say you are.
03:24Looky here.
03:33Gold-plated.
03:35Praise be.
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03:57Uh, minister here.
03:59♪♪
04:03Yeah, that's me.
04:04Just finished up service for the day.
04:06If you gentlemen would like to hear more from the Lord,
04:08uh, I reckon you'd come by tomorrow for worship service.
04:12That won't be possible.
04:13We'll be marching to Fredericksburg.
04:15Well, Godspeed.
04:17I reckon you'll give them yanks a licking.
04:20You'll be coming, too.
04:22You are assigned to be chaplain for our division.
04:25Is that so?
04:26That is so.
04:27If you want to gather your things,
04:29we could load you into the wagon,
04:31take you to camp.
04:32Oh.
04:34Well, does the position pay?
04:37Fifty dollars a month and free meals.
04:39Fifty dollars?
04:40A lot of money to preach once a week, ain't it?
04:43Huh!
04:47Give me a moment.
04:49Give me a moment.
05:04This is the body
05:07of a crook
05:10who tried to rob me.
05:14Damn it.
05:15I got you.
05:16His name is
05:19Elijah Gemstone,
05:22and he is dead now.
05:25He was
05:28very handsome.
05:35But may he
05:38forever
05:40rot
05:42in
05:44hell
05:46and
05:48find
05:52able
05:54graves.
06:14Hey!
06:17Hey!
06:19Hey!
06:21Take your uniform off!
06:23Hey!
06:25Hey!
06:27Hey!
06:29Hey!
06:31Hey!
06:33Hey!
06:35Hey!
06:37Hey!
06:39Hey!
06:41Hey!
06:43Hey!
06:53One foot on the mountain
06:56The other one in the stream
06:59All kinds of trouble
07:01And I'm caught in between
07:04I can't change my way of doing
07:08It's gonna leave like it does
07:12Now
07:14If I can't go down
07:16Rocky
07:18I ain't gonna go down
07:20That's wrong
07:25If I can't go down
07:27Rocky
07:29I ain't gonna go down
07:31That's wrong
07:42You all right there, Greaves?
07:46Yeah, I'm fine, Captain.
07:49You seem worse.
07:51No.
07:53I'm not puking from this.
07:55I just got a bug.
07:57Sure?
07:58Of course.
07:59Some of the men said they saw you
08:01drinking with the boys over in the 6th last night.
08:03Drink?
08:04No.
08:05They're mistaken.
08:06I...
08:07I lead service to those men.
08:08I pray with them.
08:09But, uh, no, I...
08:10Perhaps I, uh, had a drink of water
08:12because my mouth was parched,
08:13but no spirits.
08:14Unless, of course,
08:15you count the holy one.
08:16Heard you were gambling with them.
08:18Said you took them all.
08:20You were good, real good.
08:22Gambling?
08:23That's absurd.
08:24I believe that's very odd behavior
08:26for a minister.
08:27Very odd indeed.
08:28Not the kind of behavior I expect
08:30at all from a righteous man.
08:32Upon which word did I stutter?
08:34I told you these rumors are untrue.
08:36Don't allow others to paint a man of God
08:38as a blasphemer.
08:39You go to hell for that.
08:41I can what?
08:42I know you heard me.
08:45Take a seat.
08:47Please.
08:49It's in the Bible, Captain.
08:53Have you read it?
08:54Yeah.
08:55The whole thing.
08:57Well,
08:58going against a minister,
09:00serving the Lord,
09:01you go to hell if you do that.
09:03It's quite simple.
09:04You're going against God, you see.
09:07Now,
09:08I could find myself to forgive you,
09:10but it's God you're going to have
09:12a hard time atoning with
09:13because you're just laying against me
09:15who reflects poorly on Him.
09:18I know you're not trying to go against God,
09:20but
09:21he may not know that.
09:26Yeah, no.
09:27I mean,
09:28I was not trying to go against God
09:30or the Bible or nothing.
09:31I was just trying to point out...
09:32I know what you're doing
09:33and I don't appreciate it.
09:34Just stop it.
09:35Sorry.
09:36I'm...
09:37Forgive me.
09:39Would you...
09:40If you're talking to God,
09:42would you tell Him
09:43that
09:44I meant nothing by it
09:46and
09:48I'm...
09:49I'm sorry?
09:50Please?
09:51I'll think about it.
09:52Can you give me some space, please?
09:53Go away.
09:56Of course.
09:57But
09:58tell Him.
10:00I'd like to
10:01have something to drink as well.
10:04Okay.
10:06I'll be happy to fetch that for you, chaplain.
10:11Chaplain,
10:12the, uh,
10:13young man got his leg boat off.
10:15He is in dire need of prayer.
10:17Of course.
10:18In dire need of prayer,
10:19of course.
10:45Dine.
10:48I'm not a doctor, so I'm not gonna argue with you.
10:52Um...
10:55But I still see there's still life in you.
10:59Must be the, uh, love of Christ in you.
11:02He do? Mm-hmm.
11:03Yeah, it's burning bright.
11:05He's all around you.
11:08Go, go be with him.
11:11Why don't you be his child in your death passing?
11:15Okay, well, I think that's it, I guess.
11:18Give me a minute.
11:20One more time.
11:21He's saying...
11:23He's saying a prayer for my soul.
11:27Uh, I did already.
11:30Yeah, it's done.
11:31I've been praying this whole time.
11:33Silently, in my mind.
11:35He said I lack...
11:36There's no need.
11:38I'm very confident that the Lord hears it.
11:40He said so. I can hear.
11:42He said so. I can hear.
11:45Jesus Christ, I can hear.
11:47Okay, very well. Okay, just give me a second
11:49so I can just think about the right words.
11:51Um...
11:53Please. Okay, just now, come on.
11:55Just give me a second. It's coming.
11:57Jesus Christ.
11:59Um...
12:02Soldier.
12:05Soldier, you still with us?
12:09I just thought how to say it, but, uh...
12:13Well, there's no reason to say it out loud now.
12:17God hears.
12:19God hears.
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14:00How long is he supposed to be, you know?
14:02I don't know.
14:03A lot of people? Shit.
14:04Yeah.
14:05Morning.
14:07Ahem.
14:09Ah.
14:11Oh, I brought this.
14:13Yeah, a little Bible.
14:15We'll get a little authenticity to this whole thing.
14:19Shit, there's a lot of you here.
14:21Uh, our Lord, um...
14:25What can I say?
14:28What can I say?
14:32He's not, uh...
14:34He's not a cruel God.
14:35That's true.
14:38He knows that we're not always good.
14:44That's why He died for our sins, right?
14:46To forgive us?
14:47Right.
14:48Um, yeah, we ain't perfect.
14:50Ha, ha, ha.
14:53Uh, nor should we expect to be.
14:55Almighty's perfect.
14:57And, uh, none of us are Him, so, uh...
15:02So quit competing with God and just do your best.
15:04All right.
15:05I'm not gonna take up the rest of your Sunday morning.
15:07I feel like we've been here for an hour.
15:09Uh, all right.
15:10Oh, bless all of you.
15:11Yeah.
15:12Bless the Lord.
15:13Bless, bless Jesus Christ.
15:14All, all His good friends.
15:17Yeah.
15:18Yeah.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Yeah.
15:21Yeah.
15:22Dismissed.
15:23Amen.
15:24Amen.
15:25Amen.
15:26Amen.
15:27Amen.
15:28Yeah.
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15:34Oh, man.
15:39Oh.
15:42Dang it.
15:43Oh, Jesus Christ.
15:44Hey!
15:45There's no need for that.
15:46It's not his fault he can't play cards.
15:50Mm.
15:52Mm-mm-mm-mm.
15:53Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
15:54Mm-mm.
15:55Mm-mm.
15:56Mm.
15:57Mm-mm.
15:58Oh.
16:18Who are you?
16:21I'm just somebody who's going to sit and pray with you
16:24before you meet the maker.
16:28Like an angel yeah, I thought I've been called at all sure son
16:34Just like an angel
16:37Pray with me if you want to if not I could just
16:42Pray for you, and you can just lay there. You can pray for me all right
16:47Yeah, yeah, I like it better that way, too
16:50It's your name
16:53Winston Winston do you believe in God? Yes, sir. I do you think you're gonna get into heaven
17:03Probably not
17:05Kill people out here. I think that'll get you in I
17:09Heard they changed that who has the Lord
17:15Yeah, the he knows what a pickle this war is and he's letting things go
17:20I'm lucky. I guess why don't we pray together? Yeah? I think you need it
17:33Winston
17:49I
18:13Water supposed to wash your sins away
18:15Oh
18:21You ain't even a real preacher
18:30Well you must be Presbyterian I
18:33Know you from before the war
18:36Took me a second Huck's Tavern in Harrisonburg. I'm Rollins Ned Rollins
18:44He's played cards out there rolled eyes, too. I thought you weren't mistaken son. No. I know you from anywhere
18:52Where you shuffle that deck of one pinky I like a woman your name's gemstone, right?
19:01My name is Abel Greece, that's the only name you need to call me do you understand?
19:07I'm not saying it. Why you give a shit what I do soldier. I got a business proposal for you
19:12It's just first about to make some serious call me
19:18I like coin keep talking
19:22The majors come into camp
19:24Tomorrow he was asking about putting together a card game
19:27You could leave me to cheat we could take him for all he's got
19:31major major McFall
19:34Real deep pockets, too
19:38And he loves to play
19:44Put a little money in my pocket and the rest down in my boot
19:50Maybe for me
19:53Always got some
19:55I got
20:01I got
20:03I
20:21Won't win my money back from Rollins here. Oh
20:26Pigeon I drunk whichever goes first
20:29Sir he's been winning all night. Mm-hmm. Ned's even taking the chaplains money. That's like stealing from Jesus
20:38You don't burn a hellfire with that man. You are boy Ron is the one who told me about this game
20:43So I should have known he's been a card sharp. I ain't no car sharp major
20:46I'm just lucky and God loves me more than the preacher here
20:50I'm
20:53Going all in
20:54Say what I pull damn it. I'm out to $50. That's madness. Damn you Rollins another 50. I'll wash me out
21:02You're worse. Anyway, major may as well throw in if you can afford it, sir
21:07I am drunk Rollins, but I'm not that drunk up old man has to take risks in life major
21:13Come on now risk have certainly been taken
21:17Money was taken to tonight
21:19Unfortunately, you have taken this shirt off my back as well as my goddamn trousers. Are you still have your trousers, sir?
21:26I'm gonna call your 50
21:32But I'm good for the rest I will not be intimidated by big bet
21:39Okay, show your hand then free to the Queens hmm I had nothing
21:49Oh
22:01You you got what you deserve beat my fair
22:05Well done Jeff. Well, that's what I called them vine intervention
22:12Play them like a fiddle look at this major is watching me like a hawk but never look twice. See you
22:19Solstice again, we gotta do this again sometime when we make
22:49Go sleep. Oh boy. I can't take any chances
23:19I
23:49I
24:19I
24:33Excuse me
24:34Captain grease what can I do for you, son? I just wanted to ask you something
24:40You was with Rollins last night, weren't you?
24:42Yeah
24:43Yeah, I was did you hear he deserted deserted? No, I did not
24:49Yeah, I must have lit out sometime before sunrise always knew he was yellow. Well, not all soldiers have courage
24:55I reckon yeah, Rollins sure don't have any damn coward probably ran into the arms of the Yanks knowing him
25:01Anything to save his own skin
25:03You know, I tell people all the time. I ain't afraid of dying cuz I know Jesus
25:07I know I'll be called into the kingdom of heaven when God wants me in not a second sooner
25:12Amen. Yeah, I grew up going to church every Sunday. So I know God has a plan. Amen. Yes, sir
25:17God has a plan. I ain't afraid to die. You will not find a man a bigger faith than me. That's real good
25:22Besides I ain't gonna die. We whooped them Yanks at Manassas and we've been whooping them ever since that's why I hold my head up
25:42Oh
26:12I
26:42Kill these traitors every last one
27:04Watch him, sir
27:13I
27:19Wanted the middle had this on him it's a Bible
27:25It's real gold
27:28It is bring him here. Yes, sir
27:42You
27:50You're a chaplain in this division, is that correct? Yes names, uh, Abel Greaves out of Leesburg
28:00We don't put men of the claw to death minister you will be released
28:09Here's your Bible back
28:13I
28:18Free to go sir, not you first. We have to execute the rest of the prisoners
28:26Yes
28:29Would you like to have final consultations with your Confederates minister? Oh, I don't think so
28:35seems like bad timing I
28:38Think maybe you should
28:42Yes
29:03Boys man
29:06Captain
29:08Allowing me to have final talks with all of you
29:12I told him it was idiocy, but he what's happening here chaplain. They're gonna hang us not exactly
29:18They're gonna execute you but by firing squad
29:21But they're letting you go. Yes, that is correct on the count. I'm a chaplain
29:26Which is a rule. I didn't know before but there you go. Is there anything I could do for you fellas to help?
29:33Repair, could you tell him I'm your assistant chaplain? I would pal
29:38He knows everybody's rank I think
29:42Damn so we're just all gonna die. I'm afraid so son
29:49Well
29:51Will you pray with us send us off with with a good one preach
29:58Okay, I can do that
30:01I could do that
30:06Everybody lower your heads everybody everybody lower your heads
30:16Jesus these are good boys. We're about to send you away brave boys
30:24Maybe some of them done bad things, but they aren't bad boys
30:27They killed people because they had to no, no, I know that ain't great but
30:35But it's better than killing for money
30:39We're out of meanness
30:43Now I'm about to send 11 souls your way dear Lord
30:48And I know you'll do with them what you see fit
30:51But I give each of them my highest recommendation that they get into heaven
30:59Because they're far worse fellas down here
31:07Maybe that's your whole grand plan maybe
31:12Maybe the rest of us sinners need to stick around a little bit before we can join them in your
31:18Everlasting glory
31:37Amen, amen. Amen. Amen
31:48I
32:19A
32:29Hell of a fine prayer you gave minister
32:31Made a difference for those boys. Godspeed. Oh, thank you, sir
32:37Goodbye, sir
32:48I
32:50I
32:52I
33:19For a day
33:22today
33:24yellow trees
33:26Indian waters
33:29flowing softly
33:34There's a dove
33:39Singing
33:48It's just a dream
33:52Saving
33:58There's some hope
34:14Every
34:22Not be perfect, but at least we can try
34:34Just some
34:44There's a song
34:52Today
35:00Of our young
35:05Bring them
35:20Just
35:22I've been saving
35:28You do it alive
35:32But the expiry your life I run the Yanks and did it
35:44There's God who saved me
35:52I
36:22I
36:36In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and the earth was without form and void
36:44And darkness was upon the face of the deep and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters
36:52and God said
36:54Let there be light and there was light
37:52You
38:22You