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00:00Welcome to Kamaitachi no Shirankedo!
00:03In this episode of Kamaitachi no Shirankedo,
00:05we're going to talk about what popular people want to do when they go on a drive.
00:10This is your company, right?
00:11Yes, this is my company.
00:12This is the opening.
00:14I've been keeping it a secret for a long time,
00:17but this is the first time I'm wearing this type of clothing.
00:22It doesn't matter.
00:23I've always been against it,
00:25but now that I've tried it, it's nice and warm.
00:28I'm glad I tried it.
00:29Give it back to Mr. Todegaki.
00:31I think he'll laugh a lot.
00:34Today's guests are these people.
00:36Please come in!
00:38Hello!
00:40I'm Sayaka!
00:42I'm Mise-san!
00:44I'm making a joke.
00:46The title of the show is a joke.
00:48Mise-san.
00:49It's a waste.
00:50The title itself is a joke.
00:52How many years has it been?
00:53Has it been a year or two since you came to Tokyo?
00:55No, no, no.
00:56It hasn't been a year.
00:57It hasn't been a year since April last year.
01:01So it's been about 8 months.
01:03That's amazing how you got on yesterday.
01:06Thank you!
01:08It's amazing.
01:09I felt like I finally came to Tokyo
01:13from the location of the head office.
01:15It was the first time.
01:16It was a new environment.
01:17I hope I don't get in trouble.
01:19At first, we were in the head office corner.
01:21I was a little nervous.
01:23I can't help it even if I speak loudly.
01:26I'm surrounded like this.
01:27It's totally fine.
01:28You're connected to a lot of great people.
01:31It's scary.
01:32It's not something to say in a loud voice.
01:34This time, we're going to talk in a camper van
01:37and visit the spots we want to go to.
01:39We'll give you two hours.
01:42Sayaka is amazing.
01:44Sayaka and DRIVE TRIP
01:47Sayaka and DRIVE TRIP
01:49Have you made more money since you came to Tokyo?
01:52This is what happened in Kinzenji Castle and the entertainment world.
01:57I'm underage, so I don't eat much.
02:01But they served me all the food.
02:03Served you?
02:04Served you?
02:05Served you?
02:07And then, at the Hanzu Shibuya store,
02:09we faced off against each other.
02:11It's amazing.
02:12Really?
02:15What is this?
02:16And then,
02:17we visited ZA TOKYO at a store with members.
02:22ZA TOKYO
02:25I'm sorry. We're all from the countryside.
02:27It's amazing.
02:29Oh, no.
02:31Oh, no.
02:33This is amazing.
02:36I'm Sayaka.
02:38Nice to meet you.
02:40You're amazing.
02:41Well,
02:42it's been going well since M-1.
02:48I feel like I'm adjusting to the variety.
02:51I feel like I'm adjusting to the variety.
02:53The number of members has increased, right?
02:55Of course, it has.
02:57Isn't it too early?
02:58It's true.
02:59We don't even have an idol group.
03:01If we have so many members,
03:03it's a big deal.
03:04It's a big deal.
03:05It's a big deal.
03:06It's a big deal.
03:07Masa-san said on TV that our annual income is 500 million yen.
03:10When I saw the news the other day,
03:12he said it was like a boat race.
03:16500 million yen.
03:17It's a big deal.
03:18It doesn't matter.
03:19That's good.
03:21I see.
03:22So, you're going to be more stable
03:24and be able to show your own color.
03:27I want to be more stable.
03:29What about regular?
03:30We don't have a regular yet.
03:32We don't have a regular yet.
03:33The time is irregular.
03:36We're separated every day.
03:38Long location.
03:39Long location.
03:40We haven't been there.
03:42We haven't been there.
03:43We haven't been there.
03:44We haven't been there.
03:45We've been abroad.
03:46We've been abroad?
03:47How?
03:48Did you go alone?
03:49Did you go alone?
03:50Yes.
03:51I went to Parao for the first time.
03:52Parao?
03:53Yes.
03:54It was my first time going abroad.
03:55Did you go alone?
03:56Did you go alone?
03:57I went alone.
03:58Me, the director, and the Yoshimoto staff,
04:01three men,
04:03and Mitoriju and the mog rider.
04:05I see.
04:06I wore a samurai kacchu.
04:09I went into the sea,
04:11wearing a kacchu,
04:12and went about 3 meters.
04:13You were in a body suit?
04:15It was really scary.
04:16I told the instructor,
04:18if you can't go up, you have to go.
04:20He said, I'm almost there.
04:22He said, it's okay.
04:23He said, it's okay.
04:24He said, it's okay.
04:25He said, it's okay.
04:26It's been a while since I've done a location like that.
04:29Ishii, do you have a solo job?
04:31I have a solo job.
04:33What is it?
04:34I come to Tokyo and dance a lot.
04:37He's good at dancing.
04:39He dances a lot.
04:40I always have three dance jobs.
04:43When I'm done with one,
04:44I go to another one.
04:46He's like, what are you practicing?
04:48I see.
04:49It's on social media.
04:51He's dancing.
04:52It's crazy.
04:53Sayaka,
04:55you have a lot of work in Niiyama.
04:58You have a lot of work in Niiyama.
05:00I have a lot of work in Niiyama.
05:02Isn't that a lot of anxiety?
05:03It's a lot of anxiety.
05:04When I come here,
05:06honestly,
05:07I have more days off.
05:09I see.
05:10The pay is the same.
05:12It's a little higher.
05:14But when I have more days off,
05:17I get nervous.
05:19When I first came to Niiyama,
05:22I had a lot of work in Niiyama.
05:25I had a lot of work in Niiyama.
05:27I have a lot of schedule.
05:28I remember being very anxious at home.
05:30I see.
05:32The length of the location is different.
05:35That's also anxiety.
05:36That's anxiety.
05:37The length of the location in Osaka is different from the length of the location in Tokyo.
05:40It's totally different.
05:43Sayaka has experienced a long-duration location in Osaka.
05:50What do you mean by the length of the location is different in Osaka and Tokyo?
05:55I've been doing it for 10 or 12 hours.
05:58It's the same length.
05:59It says two and a half hours.
06:02I wrapped it up and finished it in an hour and a half.
06:04That's not a problem.
06:06That's right.
06:07I was like, are you sure?
06:08I was like, I'll do it a little more.
06:10That's right.
06:11You were still a little lighter.
06:13I have a lower body training.
06:16I think you have a lower body training.
06:17You ran around a lot.
06:19That's right.
06:21It's been a long time since I've done that.
06:23I did an interview with Anton Oktchman.
06:26Masa was there, right?
06:27Yes.
06:28Masa said, Sayaka was like a real woman.
06:32He says that all the time.
06:34You surprised me, Mr. Sando.
06:36He says that all the time.
06:38He says that all the time.
06:41How about now?
06:42How many wins and how many losses in 10 matches?
06:44How many wins and how many losses in 10 matches?
06:47I feel like...
06:513 wins, 4 losses, and 3 losses.
06:54It's like a draw.
06:56It's so realistic.
06:59I often say this to Moriyama.
07:02I feel like I've only won 2 or 3 matches in 10 matches.
07:05I feel like I've only won 2 or 3 matches in 10 matches.
07:10It's easy to understand everything.
07:12But it's like a draw.
07:14There's a job where you just have to chase someone.
07:20The TV station will chase you and just talk to you.
07:26I don't agree with that.
07:29But I don't think it's a good idea to do it like this.
07:33I don't think it's a good idea to do it like this.
07:37Ishii, you're going to lose more, right?
07:39What?
07:42It's obvious that I'm going to lose.
07:44Masa?
07:45I think Masa is better.
07:47I think Masa is better.
07:51I don't like Masa.
07:52I don't like Masa.
07:55You don't like Masa?
07:57You don't like Kento?
08:00I think it's funny to get a spot.
08:04I think it's funny to get a spot.
08:07How do you feel when you go to Niiyama?
08:11I think they should go more.
08:15What's the truth behind the funny comment?
08:21When I go to Niiyama,
08:24how do I feel?
08:26I think they should go more.
08:29But I think I can go more.
08:32I think I can go more.
08:35I think I can go more.
08:38But I don't think that's a good idea.
08:41I don't think that's a good idea.
08:44I think that's a good idea.
08:47It weighs on both sides.
08:52I think the important person is a little different.
08:59There are always two different people.
09:02I assume this.
09:05Is this a compliment?
09:07This is still a好不好?
09:12I think this is a compliment.
09:15I'm just having fun making people laugh.
09:18When I get into those people.
09:21On the other hand, when we have a show like Kanmuri,
09:26I'm starting to wonder what fun is.
09:29I'm having fun trying new things.
09:33With Kamaitachi-san,
09:35He's the MC.
09:37I'm having fun.
09:39When everyone is laughing.
09:41I'm having fun when everyone is laughing.
09:46That's what I think.
09:48How do you make that?
09:50This kind of show is easy.
09:52We do it together.
09:54Basically, we do it with these two members.
09:57It's easy.
09:59The two of us are the easiest.
10:01I see.
10:02I don't know about Sayaka.
10:04It's easy.
10:06But we've been getting along a lot lately.
10:08It's not that we're getting along.
10:10It's just that we don't get along.
10:14Honbifunaka is a hot topic.
10:18What's it like in real life?
10:20We don't really work together.
10:23We don't.
10:25We get teased a lot.
10:27That's why we're called out.
10:29But when we're asked to do something,
10:31we should do it.
10:33But Sand-san told me to do it.
10:36He told you to do it.
10:38After that, it was time for a chance.
10:40Chidori-san told me to do a prank.
10:42He told me that I might be the only one who gets a green car.
10:46When it was on the internet,
10:48Sand-san told me,
10:50but I didn't know anything.
10:52What happened to the green car?
10:55It's not green yet.
10:57I think it will be green.
10:59We have more work to do,
11:01so it's natural to get a green car.
11:03I wonder if it's just the two of us.
11:06I think I'll talk to the manager
11:09and ask him to make it just for me.
11:12I'll talk to him and ask him to make it just for me.
11:15That might be the case.
11:17That's more interesting.
11:19That might be the case.
11:21If you say it's interesting, I'll understand.
11:23That might be the case.
11:24I don't want to understand.
11:25I don't understand.
11:26At first, it was just me.
11:28I've been saying that for a long time.
11:30Is the green car just for Yamauchi?
11:33What is the problem that Kamai and the others have experienced?
11:38The moment I won the King of Gold,
11:41I went back to the dressing room from the studio.
11:43I caught Fujiwara.
11:45Yamauchi said,
11:46I just won, so please change it to green.
11:48I said,
11:49Don't say that.
11:50I went back to the dressing room.
11:51It's disgusting.
11:52Don't say that.
11:53It's been green for a long time.
11:55If I hadn't said it,
11:56it wouldn't have been green.
11:57Really?
11:58If I hadn't said it, it wouldn't have changed.
12:00If I hadn't said it, it wouldn't have changed.
12:01It really wouldn't have changed.
12:02I said it every time I met him.
12:03He's been negotiating his salary for a long time.
12:08He's been talking a lot since he was young.
12:11Does that mean anything negative?
12:14I don't know.
12:17I think he's been hated by this person.
12:21I don't know.
12:23But if I don't say it, it won't change.
12:25I have no choice but to say it.
12:26You haven't negotiated your salary, have you?
12:28I haven't negotiated my salary.
12:29I don't know.
12:30Really?
12:31It's not bad when we were in Seannen.
12:32I went out only in the afternoon of Seannen.
12:36I went out in the morning.
12:38And the salary was the same.
12:40I started out with a part of it.
12:43I don't know what a part is.
12:46That's really true.
12:47A part doesn't make sense.
12:49A part is zero yen.
12:51Don't say that.
12:52Don't say that.
12:53I told him that.
12:55Are you looking at the list of items?
12:57There are a lot of items.
12:59I'm looking at it.
13:01That's good.
13:02I'm listening to what I don't understand.
13:04What does this mean?
13:06Is it different from what I heard?
13:08It's four times, but it's not divided by four.
13:14If it's four times, it should be divided by four.
13:20That's right.
13:21But sometimes the number of times is different.
13:23He's making the number of times cheaper.
13:25He's making it cheaper.
13:27That's amazing.
13:28We've arrived.
13:29We've arrived.
13:30You went out of Tokyo last year.
13:32When did you open a store?
13:35I want to know that.
13:37I want to know that, too.
13:39That's good.
13:42We came to Nipponbashi Muromachi store.
13:47Nipponbashi?
13:48It's Nipponbashi.
13:51This is the store.
13:53It's a store for members.
13:55This is a store for members.
13:58It's a store that doesn't burn.
14:01What are you talking about?
14:03He's lying.
14:04You're talking nonsense.
14:06This is amazing.
14:08I've never been to a store like this.
14:10You can enter the store without knowing it's a store for members.
14:12That's right.
14:13The entrance is wide.
14:16You can enter the store easily.
14:17I'm glad to have you here.
14:20It's a stylish store.
14:23I'm glad to have you here.
14:25This is a store for members, right?
14:27That's right.
14:29What does it mean to not burn the meat?
14:31It's a meat specialty store that uses a method called vacuum low-temperature cooking method once a minute.
14:40We're not going to burn it here, are we?
14:42That's right.
14:43What?
14:44That's right.
14:45We opened this store in 2016.
14:48There are three stores that sell meat.
14:50There is also a group store.
14:52There are 14 stores in total.
14:54Who is the owner of this store?
14:57This store is run by an IT company.
14:59That's right.
15:00That's right.
15:02That's what I expected.
15:03After all, you are the owner of this store.
15:05This is the latest food store.
15:08This store collects funds through crowdfunding.
15:11That's right.
15:12Really?
15:14Did you read the crowdfunding?
15:16Yes, I did.
15:17Is this kind of store like that?
15:18That's right.
15:19Wait a minute.
15:20By the way, what kind of return is it?
15:25It's kimchi.
15:26It's cheap.
15:28The number of people who gathered at the opening of the store is 400 people a day.
15:38I'm curious.
15:40Is there an annual fee?
15:42The annual fee is 19,800 yen including tax.
15:47Is that so?
15:48That's right.
15:49That's amazing.
15:51Can I show you this?
15:53Yes, please.
15:54That's amazing.
15:55What is this?
15:57You can see the night view.
15:58That's amazing.
16:01Excuse me, everyone.
16:03That's amazing.
16:06What kind of food will be served?
16:16How can I order?
16:18We don't have a menu.
16:20What?
16:21We only provide a course.
16:24How much is the course?
16:26It's 2,500 to 7,700 yen.
16:30That's a reasonable price.
16:31This is the annual fee.
16:33The price will be increased by 50%.
16:36You can enjoy it at a high cost performance.
16:40I think it's cheaper than a regular YAKINIKU restaurant.
16:46Something has arrived.
16:52It's red.
16:56What is this?
16:59Hey, hey.
17:00Are you kidding me?
17:03Is this a fish?
17:04Is this a fish?
17:07Is this a fish?
17:08How much is this?
17:10You can eat this.
17:12What is this?
17:13This is our specialty dish.
17:16It's a thinly sliced tofu sirloin.
17:19It's a thinly sliced tofu sirloin.
17:21You bastard.
17:23It's a tofu.
17:25You bastard.
17:26You shouldn't have eaten this.
17:28This is the meat.
17:30This is the sirloin of HYOKOKEN.
17:35This is cooked at a low temperature of 60 degrees for 5 hours.
17:40This lowers the oil content.
17:43The oil melts in your mouth as soon as you eat it.
17:45The sweetness and umami of the oil are like a sauce.
17:49Please eat this in one bite.
17:53Please wrap the ingredients on the sirloin.
17:56Isn't it a waste?
17:58Is the meat like a seasoning?
18:00It's like a sauce.
18:02It melts in your mouth as soon as you eat it.
18:05This is cooked at a low temperature of 60 degrees for 5 hours.
18:07Please eat this slowly.
18:09It takes a long time.
18:10What is this?
18:12This is called NIKUON.
18:14We have a Japanese sake pairing.
18:17That's great.
18:18If you want, we will provide you with a Japanese sake that goes well with each dish.
18:24This is a sake called UBUSUNA from KUMAMOTO.
18:31This is amazing.
18:33Please eat this in one bite.
18:34Isn't this a luxury?
18:36This is a luxury.
18:37If I had a plate like this, I would eat five or six bowls of noodles.
18:42Please eat this little by little.
18:45I didn't explain how much sea urchin was on the plate.
18:50Is there anything I can't explain about sea urchin?
18:53Sea urchin is on the plate.
18:55This is for perverts.
18:57There is also sea urchin liver.
18:59You don't say that.
19:01I will eat this.
19:03Please wrap this.
19:07Please wrap this beautifully.
19:09Can I eat this?
19:17I think this dish should be eaten in two bites.
19:22It's a waste to eat this in one bite.
19:24It's a waste to eat this in one bite.
19:27It's been delicious for a long time.
19:30I've been eating this for about 30 minutes.
19:34It hasn't disappeared yet.
19:35It's a waste to eat this.
19:37This has a lot of umami.
19:40I don't like to say that this is delicious.
19:42I want to eat this without saying anything.
19:44This is the first time for me to eat this.
19:46This has a great impact.
19:48This sake has a light taste.
19:53This goes well with this strong meat.
19:57That's right.
19:59I don't know what's going on.
20:02I can feel the umami in my mouth.
20:05I don't know what's going on.
20:10I have one more.
20:11Thank you very much.
20:15He has a good sense of humor.
20:18He has a good sense of humor.
20:21He's going to do something now.
20:24What will he do?
20:26I will cut this.
20:28He will do it in front of me.
20:30He has a good sense of humor.
20:31He has a good sense of humor.
20:33The cross section is amazing.
20:35What is this?
20:39How many hours did you cook this?
20:42I cooked this for two hours at 60 degrees.
20:45Both of these are TOKYO BEEF.
20:48Only 60 of these are shipped every year.
20:52This is a rare meat.
20:56This is a triangle that has a strong taste of fat.
21:02This has a good balance of red meat and sashimi.
21:05This is called SHINSHIN.
21:11This is amazing.
21:13This is amazing.
21:16This is a triangle that has a strong taste of fat.
21:20This is SHINSHIN.
21:22This has a good balance of red meat and sashimi.
21:24This is soft.
21:26This is seasoned with salt.
21:33This is amazing.
21:37This is a waste of a bite.
21:44This is delicious.
21:47This is very soft.
21:49This is not cooked.
21:52This is delicious.
21:53This is cooked at a low temperature.
21:56This is cooked slowly, so it's soft.
21:58This is delicious.
22:01This is delicious.
22:03What is on the right?
22:05I like SHINSHIN.
22:07This has a strong taste of red meat.
22:11This is the taste of TOKYO.
22:14I want to come here again.
22:17I want to come here again.
22:20This is TOKYO.
22:23This is TOKYO.
22:26I was surprised.
22:28You are not a member of TOKYO.
22:31When you come to TOKYO, you often work with entertainers.
22:36Are you used to working with entertainers?
22:40Everyone is very energetic.
22:43I understand that.
22:45No one makes the studio bright.
22:50That's right.
22:52I felt the difference in their energy.
22:56What did you feel when you worked with entertainers?
23:03There are many entertainers who are funny.
23:07For example, YASHIMA.
23:09I was about to say that.
23:11YASHIMA is funny.
23:13I don't know what to do.
23:17YASHIMA doesn't need my jokes.
23:20YASHIMA doesn't need my jokes.
23:23The key to not being swallowed by TOKYO ENTERTAINMENT FESTIVAL is.
23:28You have to have a strong foundation.
23:31You have to start with KUNZUKE and YAYA TAMEGUCHI.
23:36That line is difficult.
23:38You have to have a strong foundation.
23:40You have to have a strong foundation.
23:44Is that your age?
23:46That's my age.
23:48You have a long career.
23:51That's my age.
23:53Do you know any entertainers?
23:55I don't know.
23:56After this, let's take a look at the following episodes.
24:01You are ugly.
24:03What are you doing?
24:04You are ugly.
24:09Do you know any entertainers?
24:11AITO?
24:13Isn't that you?
24:14We danced together.
24:16He is a member of TRAVIS JAPAN.
24:18His name is NAKAMURA.
24:20We went out to eat together.
24:22He is younger than me.
24:25He is TAMEGUCHI.
24:29He gave me all the food.
24:31You are ugly.
24:33You are ugly.
24:35You are TAMEGUCHI.
24:36How old are you?
24:38How old are you?
24:40I'm 9 years old.
24:43You are ugly.
24:44What happened?
24:46I asked him how he was doing.
24:47He took me to a restaurant.
24:50I didn't know anything about it.
24:51He took me to a restaurant where I could eat.
24:54He took me to a restaurant where I could eat.
24:57He took me to a restaurant where I could eat.
25:04You took your junior to a restaurant.
25:06You took your junior to a restaurant.
25:09It was a good restaurant.
25:11It's a restaurant where TRAVIS JAPAN goes.
25:13He said he would pay for me.
25:16He said he would pay for me.
25:17I said I didn't need to pay.
25:19I said I didn't need to pay.
25:22He said he would pay for me.
25:26I wanted him to pay for me when I went to the bathroom.
25:29He is watching you.
25:31He is watching you.
25:33He said thank you for the meal.
25:34He said thank you for the meal.
25:36You are ugly.
25:38You are ugly.
25:41We have arrived.
25:42We have arrived.
25:43We are at HAN'S.
25:44We will explain what we are going to do inside.
25:46We will explain what we are going to do inside.
25:47We are at HAN'S.
25:50We are at HAN'S Shibuya store.
25:52What are we going to do?
25:54We are going to try out the convenience store.
25:58Our guest is Sayaka.
26:01She is going to Tokyo to try out the convenience store.
26:05She is being teased.
26:07She is being teased.
26:08She is being teased.
26:09Please call this.
26:11Let's guess the partner's joke.
26:17Yamaguchi and Ninyama will be doing a report shoot.
26:22We will guess what kind of joke they will do.
26:28The team that guesses the partner's joke the most wins.
26:33The number of people is different.
26:36The team that guesses the partner's joke the most wins.
26:42We are watching each other.
26:44We are watching each other to see if we can't make a mistake.
26:48Do you know who the partner is because you are too close?
26:50That's right.
26:51That's a bad relationship.
26:57Yamaguchi and Ninyama will be waiting in a separate room.
27:00First, they will explain what the partner will do.
27:05This is the first item.
27:09This is an electric walker.
27:13This is a compact product.
27:17You don't need to assemble it.
27:20I will try to move it.
27:22I see.
27:23You can increase the speed from 0.8 to 5 km.
27:275 km is quite fast.
27:29I will increase it to 2.3 km.
27:332.5 km is fast.
27:37This is fast.
27:41I see.
27:45This is fast.
27:49This is fast.
27:52This is fast.
27:54This can go up to 5 km.
27:58I like Ninyama because it's like my point of view.
28:04I don't think Ninyama is the right way to use it.
28:10I want to make my body bigger.
28:13I want to be able to use my hands.
28:17I want to be able to use my hands.
28:19You look like Ninyama.
28:22I want to be able to use my hands.
28:24I think so.
28:26You know Ninyama.
28:28I saw Ninyama.
28:30Don't cry.
28:32I feel like I'm going to be dynamic.
28:34This is the next product.
28:37This is this product.
28:40This is a scalp care product.
28:42This is a hair care oil.
28:44I use this.
28:46I see.
28:50This feels good.
28:52This is stimulating.
28:54I don't want you to do it.
28:56I don't want you to do it.
29:01I don't want you to say it hurts.
29:05I don't want you to do it.
29:07I want to do something big.
29:16I want to make a loud voice.
29:18It's like I'm screaming.
29:22I'm like this.
29:30It's like Ninyama.
29:34I want to say that I am Ninyama.
29:39I want to say that I am Ninyama.
29:42I'll introduce the third product.
29:46When I sing with this device in my mouth,
29:50I can hear my voice.
29:52The device cuts off a third of my voice,
29:54but with this headphone,
29:56I can hear my voice clearly.
29:58Oh, oh!
30:00This is the best!
30:02I love you, my wife!
30:05I'll say that!
30:07Are you going to say it?
30:09This is a secret song.
30:11I'll say it when I sing loudly.
30:16Oh, oh!
30:18Oh!
30:20I feel bad for him,
30:22but I don't think he'll say it to me.
30:28Yamaguchi often does this.
30:32He's like,
30:34I really didn't do it.
30:36He pretends he didn't do it,
30:38but he does it.
30:40He's really quiet.
30:42He's definitely quiet.
30:44When he does it,
30:46he does it in a sexy way.
30:48He's really good at it.
30:50When that happens,
30:52I apologize.
30:54Now,
30:56let's move to the monitoring room
30:58and guess what kind of joke
31:00he's going to do.
31:02Please announce your guess.
31:04Shall we start?
31:06Yes.
31:08First of all,
31:10Morishima-san,
31:12you were really pretty.
31:14So,
31:16I think you're cute.
31:18Do you have a boyfriend?
31:20Something like that.
31:22And,
31:24I'll do a simple one-on-one.
31:26I'll wear that
31:28and do this.
31:30Don't panic.
31:32Take a break.
31:34He'll do it like that.
31:36He's really quiet.
31:38And lastly,
31:40I'll do it in a sexy way.
31:42That's all I can think of.
31:44Ishii, your turn.
31:46I'll do these three.
31:48I think he'll do it
31:50in a dynamic way
31:52with both hands.
31:54I want to show
31:56Niiyama's big moves.
31:58First of all,
32:00I'll wear that
32:02and do this.
32:04Niiyama's balance ball.
32:06That's a good one.
32:08Niiyama's balance ball.
32:10That's a good one.
32:12I think he'll do it.
32:14I'm sorry.
32:16You said
32:18he doesn't make any sound.
32:20Niiyama did that.
32:22He's really quiet
32:24but he didn't say anything.
32:26Will he do it?
32:28I think so.
32:30Okay.
32:32Let's start with Yamauchi.
32:35What kind of joke will Yamauchi do?
32:39Today, we're at Hanzu Shibuya.
32:43Morishima-san will show us around.
32:45Nice to meet you.
32:47Morishima-san,
32:49I don't mean it in a weird way,
32:51but do you use SNS?
32:53Yes, I do.
32:57Nice to meet you.
32:59Please tell us about
33:01your recommended products.
33:03These are my recommended products.
33:05If you're going to do that kind of joke,
33:07you should do it in a more cheerful way.
33:09The first one is this.
33:11It's an electric walker.
33:13What?
33:15If you press the start button,
33:17it will start with 3, 2, 1.
33:19I'm sorry.
33:21Here we go.
33:23See?
33:25He's using it in a different way.
33:29How many times
33:31can you do it?
33:33About 15 times.
33:35Morishima-san helped me.
33:39How can he do it by himself?
33:43It's different from what I usually do.
33:45It feels like
33:47I'm getting used to it.
33:49That's great.
33:53I'll buy it.
33:55I'm not good at it.
33:57Here's the next one.
34:01What's this?
34:07Like this?
34:09Yes.
34:11I see.
34:13That's great.
34:15It doesn't hurt, does it?
34:17It feels good.
34:19That's great.
34:25That's great.
34:27Really?
34:29I'll buy it.
34:31What's that?
34:33It's a joke.
34:35Morishima-san will buy it.
34:37It feels good.
34:39That's great.
34:41I won, but I'm not happy.
34:43That's great.
34:47He's like this.
34:49After doing something crazy,
34:51he doesn't say anything right.
34:53His blood flow is better
34:55and he sleeps better.
34:57That's good information.
35:01Here it is.
35:03It's a product called Utaetto.
35:05Yes.
35:07It's written on the left ear,
35:09but it's on the right ear.
35:11It's the other way around.
35:13There's no explanation.
35:15Is this OK?
35:17This is natural.
35:19It's stupid.
35:21That's great.
35:24Ah, ah, ah.
35:26I can hear it clearly.
35:28If you speak too loudly,
35:30it will hurt your ears.
35:32That's right. It might hurt your ears.
35:35What should I do?
35:39He went to a different part of China.
35:41What?
35:47I can't do it.
35:49What should I do?
35:51I made a mistake.
35:53I made a mistake.
35:55I don't know where I made a mistake.
35:57I can't do it.
35:59I'm angry.
36:01It's a little big,
36:03so can I hold it with my hand?
36:05Yes, it's OK.
36:09Can I ask your Instagram account later?
36:11No, you can't.
36:13What?
36:15Can I ask your Instagram account later?
36:17No, no.
36:21I'll give it back to you later.
36:23Wow.
36:27DM is like exchanging LINE messages.
36:29It's like an Instagram account.
36:31That's great.
36:33That's great.
36:35That's great.
36:37That's great.
36:39How was it?
36:41Thank you for your hard work.
36:43Thank you for your hard work.
36:45Was it too sharp?
36:47It wasn't sharp at all.
36:49Here are the three.
36:51Morishima-san,
36:53Morishima-san,
36:55and Ikkyu-san.
36:57That was amazing.
36:59That was amazing.
37:03The third one was
37:05I thought it was because I like you,
37:07but it was a different Chinese.
37:09I was wondering
37:11if it was because I like you.
37:13It was 3-2.
37:15It was 3-2.
37:17For example, Ikkyu-san
37:19said,
37:21don't do such a simple thing.
37:23It's complicated.
37:25I didn't mean to make you happy.
37:27Why did you read it so much?
37:29It was amazing.
37:31It was scary.
37:33I want you to do more
37:35stupid things beyond my imagination this year.
37:37I want you to do more stupid things beyond my imagination this year.
37:39I want you to do more stupid things beyond my imagination this year.
37:41It was 3-2.
37:43It was 3-2.
37:45Let's move on to the last team.
37:47Let's move on to the last team.
37:49Here are the three jokes
37:51that Ishii predicted.
37:53How many will he get right?
37:55How many will he get right?
37:57Today,
37:59we have Hans Shibuya.
38:03Morishima-san will guide us.
38:05Morishima-san.
38:09What is this?
38:11It's a bamboo.
38:13It's a bamboo.
38:15I've never seen such a thin bamboo.
38:17It's slow.
38:19Is it a watch?
38:21Is it the latest model?
38:23I'm not sure.
38:25Is it a heart rate monitor?
38:27Don't touch it.
38:29Is it a heart rate monitor?
38:31Is it a heart rate monitor?
38:33Is it a heart rate monitor?
38:35Is it a heart rate monitor?
38:37Are you nervous?
38:39Please relax.
38:41Relax.
38:43Please introduce the recommended product.
38:45Here it is.
38:47Please introduce the recommended product.
38:49Is it okay to do it?
38:51Of course.
38:53Is it okay to do it?
38:55Morishima-san,
38:57please go there.
38:59I'm sorry
39:01if I broke this.
39:03I'll do it sideways.
39:05Is it like this?
39:07Try it.
39:09You can try it out.
39:11You can do it at your own pace.
39:13What do you mean you can do it at your own pace?
39:15It's a trial product.
39:17I won't let you use it.
39:19It's a trial product.
39:21You can't ride it.
39:25It's easier to understand if you ride it.
39:29You're going to go in like that?
39:31This is amazing!
39:33Wow, wow, wow!
39:35Oh no, oh no, oh no!
39:37I'm going to go in front of you.
39:39I'm going to go in front of you.
39:43That's a good joke.
39:45That's a good joke.
39:49This is a room keyring.
39:51What are you going to do?
39:53This is...
39:55It's a good joke.
39:57It's a good joke.
39:59It's a good joke.
40:01It's a good joke.
40:03It's a good joke.
40:07I'm not doing it anymore.
40:09You can't carry on.
40:11But Yama Barre is about to fall.
40:13But Yama Barre is about to fall.
40:15You can do it at your own pace.
40:17You can do it at your own pace.
40:23Did you fall?
40:25Did you fall?
40:27Did you fall?
40:29Are you still streaming?
40:31I'm sorry, I had a nightmare.
40:34What did you dream about?
40:36During the live broadcast, Masa-san said,
40:39Yamana-san ate it.
40:45Who would know that?
40:46Yamana-san ate it.
40:47You have to guess at least one.
40:49I want to guess.
40:50This is the last one.
40:51Let me guess at least the last one.
40:53This is a product that a voice trainer supervised.
40:56You put it on your mouth and practice singing.
41:00So it's a product that you can sing with a pretty loud voice.
41:03If it's this, I'll be happy.
41:04It's coming.
41:07I think I'll do this.
41:10Let me guess.
41:16You have to guess at least one.
41:17I want to guess.
41:18This is the last one.
41:19Let me guess at least the last one.
41:21So it's a product that you can sing with a pretty loud voice.
41:23If it's this, I'll be happy.
41:25It's coming.
41:28I think I'll do this.
41:29I think I'll do this.
41:42He's singing.
41:46He's singing.
41:47He's singing a lot.
41:49He's singing.
41:55He's singing a lot.
41:57What are you going to do?
41:58He's singing a lot.
41:59This is the cover version of the Erekashi Miyamoto Hiroji.
42:07You did a great job.
42:08Really?
42:09You're young.
42:11This is the Erekashi Miyamoto Hiroji version.
42:13Come to Hanzu quickly.
42:15That's all from the scene.
42:18Really?
42:19This is the Erekashi Miyamoto version.
42:25How was the answer?
42:26I don't have it.
42:27You don't have it?
42:28It was really interesting.
42:29Really?
42:30It was really interesting.
42:31How many do you think you got right?
42:34To make it easy to understand,
42:35I thought of Mr. Ikkyu in the first scene.
42:40So I want you to guess at least that one.
42:42It's the first one.
42:43It's the first one that everyone thinks of.
42:46Let's do it again.
42:48Please don't.
42:50Mr. Ishii.
42:52Please.
42:55You got zero right.
42:56What?
42:57What?
42:58I got zero?
42:59In the first scene, you opened your legs and ran.
43:14What?
43:15I got zero?
43:16In the first scene, you didn't ride.
43:21After that, you opened your legs and ran.
43:26That's not funny.
43:30That's not funny.
43:32What's the second one?
43:33What's that?
43:34Is that a balance ball?
43:36You put it in the opposite direction and said it's a balance ball.
43:41That's not funny.
43:44It's not funny.
43:45It's not funny.
43:47You got zero right.
43:48You got zero right.
43:52What?
43:53It was amazing.
43:54Amazing.
43:55In the first scene, you exchanged LINE messages with Mr. Morishima.
43:59In the second scene, you exchanged LINE messages with Mr. Ikkyu.
44:03That's not funny.
44:04It was the first scene that everyone thought of.
44:06Let's have 100 entertainers do it.
44:08I think 100 people will exchange LINE messages with Mr. Ikkyu.
44:11That's not funny.
44:12I think everyone will do it.
44:16After this, we have good news from the program.
44:19It's heavy.
44:21I'm happy.
44:28What are you going to do?
44:36Kamaitachi's Shiran Kedo is a special offer for the T-Bar Award.
44:43Amazing.
44:45It's heavy.
44:48I'm happy.
44:49Do you know this?
44:51Of course.
44:52I see.
44:54Let's shoot more shows.
44:56Let's shoot more shows.
44:57We haven't shot Galaxy yet.
44:58We've shot Galaxy.
44:59We haven't shot Galaxy yet.
45:03Did you forget?
45:04I'm happy because I'm still motivated to do my best.
45:10Let's do our best.
45:13To celebrate the T-Bar Award, we're going to broadcast the best works of the past.
45:19Please check it out.
45:22Next time, we'll celebrate the birth of the first messenger, Kuroda.
45:27We'll receive more complaints from our friends.
45:32I've heard that a lot.
45:33I've heard that a lot.
45:34I've heard that a lot.
45:35I've heard that a lot.
45:38Who's going to talk about comedy to me?